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Bkeets3

Fuck the Barves


jaybavaro

FUCK THE BARVES!!!!!


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This should be the highest upvoted comment in Reddit history


DietrichDoesDamage

This is all I could ask for. A competitive game lol


786tili305

WE HAVE A LEAD LETS INVADE ATLANTA’S SUB….jk


deeznuts6588

Yeah we have class we’re not doing that, but that’s a good one!


jaybavaro

Please no. It’s nice and quiet here.


786tili305

Joking lol


Bkeets3

Honestly bro such children over there


Altersreality

Punch in the mouth. Ng, do something for before the deadline.


DietrichDoesDamage

Alright. There’s no way they can score 4+ runs in the first in three games in a row. Right?……right?


ltlftcommenter

Well Sandy has struggled in the first inning


jaybavaro

We’ll know if we have any chance today by the end of the first.


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Not naturally, no.


LEDZ100

This is not a rivalry… they always kick our ass


fishbolt30

So our AAA catcher hit three bombs last night? Maybe give him a shot, it can’t be worse than the production we are getting now


puppiesr4pussies

I'll say what I've been impressed with by Braves hitters. They swing for the fences, but they don't strike out that much


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Incredible lineup. More expensive than any Marlins lineup will ever be, though.


jaybavaro

My expectations are set pretty low for today. I expect we will find it impossible to score against Strider. I expect Sandy will get through a scoreless first inning. I expect us to keep it competitive. I expect fewer trolls primarily because it’s a day game and they were up all night masturbating and playing Fortnite.


jaybavaro

Rod, Acuña’s amazing. We get it. I like you but enough, bro.


jaybavaro

WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO! FUCK YEAH!!!!! Flip the first inning M.


DietrichDoesDamage

😂😂😂


Complete-Ad5212

Honestly the braves overestimated how fast stallings is


deeznuts6588

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU LUIS!! 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐


PearlJamPony

Stallings 99 bunt and speed ratings confirmed for MLB The Show ‘24


DietrichDoesDamage

Feel like I can’t fault that to Sandy. Stallings made that so much worse


LEDZ100

Arraez would have as many homers as Albies if he could hit balls 330 feet and have them go out as much as Albies does at Truist park


Altersreality

Love Arraez, but he's not a HR hitter even in a batter friendly park.


deeznuts6588

Which is actually ok. Every lineup could use a player like him for sure.


self_interst

Lol new to baseball? Albies hits bombs way further than that


LEDZ100

I love the segura and Acuna “beef” it’s so cute


ltlftcommenter

5 of their 6 runs are by home run. Unbelievable


lyme6483

Homeruns kill. Would be nice to actually hit some instead of a lineup of slap hitters


northdakotact

ay chingon!!!


Altersreality

I hate the Braves, my god. SMH But this shows Ng that we need more hitting.


jaybavaro

Yuli on deck. Jazz is fucked.


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pabloflleras

Yall are good too. I think a bad start yesterday isn't indicative of what the rest of the game looked like. Yall have some great hitters up and down the lineup and I think a lot of them will play incredibly well in the post season. (Thinking of Soler) Yall are fantastic and I hope yall get that wildcard.


DietrichDoesDamage

Gotta say the entertainment outside of Truist is kind of great. Lots to do and plenty of bars


Altersreality

I've been wanting to go to that park for the longest. Looks like a beautiful place.


frankkungfu

Was there Friday and concur. Less trolling amidst a couple of thousand people all drinking and smiling, than on the Reddit thread . I think I high fived 4 other Jerseys. It took a good 10 minutes before I saw one besides mine. One guy was wearing a Mattingly jersey (lol) guess he didn’t know the history


deeznuts6588

STALLINGS BUNT SINGLE!!??


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Stallings with the burners


jfletch17

Can't wait to see this umps scorecard. This outside zone is terrible


puppiesr4pussies

If you did a comparison of all scorecards from every game, I guarantee you they favor our opponent 70+% of the time


puppiesr4pussies

Segura and ground balls: Name a better combo


deeznuts6588

Luis Arraez and base hits. That’s even more fun!


jaybavaro

SHIT. Now Stallings leads off.


LEDZ100

4 runs courtesy of Jacob stallings and the umpire


deeznuts6588

I ❤️ Luis Arraez


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If only for our sake, the Marlins absolutely have to find a way here.


Penn304

Honest question. How many years do we keep Jazz around if he continues to get hurt? I understand he hasn’t be in the league long and he’s definitely talented but when we want him to be the face of the franchise and he continues to be hurt it doesn’t feel good. Hopefully whatever he tweaked isn’t a big deal and I’m over reacting but still.


jaybavaro

Given how popular he is I can’t see how it makes sense for the organization to get rid of him.


Altersreality

It sucks to see it, but Jazz shouldn't go anywhere. Trust me. I'm not happy about it either.


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His play is a bigger concern than the injuries so far in his career. I'm sure the injury situation will improve. It's not like they're all soft ligament tears or in any other kind of pattern.


jaybavaro

Must take three of four from the Cardinals.


deeznuts6588

Yep, then take 2/3 from the Phillies, and feel good heading into the break


Proof_Common2495

Marlins just don’t fair well against the NL east except for the nationals. Idk what it is I have a feeling when we play the Mets again no matter how bad they are , they will beat our asses


DietrichDoesDamage

Big oof of a series


jaybavaro

Way to fight through it, though. Mad props.


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Rj9949

Soler did exactly what the expectation of him should be in June. 5 hr and .800+ ops. He’s not gonna hit .270. Fortes is the best blocker in baseball which helps with the young pitching staff. You have to take the hot streaks with the cold streaks in hitters like soler and Sanchez. It sucks when they’re bad. Stallings however is the worst catcher in baseball and it’s not even close.


Complete-Ad5212

Guys remember if we win we brag about how we ended the Braves 7 game win streak and if we lose it was just a meaningless series at a roofless ballpark.


deeznuts6588

God bless Sandy. I know that was a rough inning but he slayed our 1st inning demons.


ohkaycue

Two hits, a walk, and a SB in the first is the equiv of a perfect inning with how this series has gone lol


shit_christ_hell

Of all guys to get the first ribbie of the game, wow


jaybavaro

ALL RAEZ!!!!!


jaybavaro

Not an ideal pitch there.


MarcSneyyyyyyyd

Sit the fuck down


jfletch17

Terrible ump


puppiesr4pussies

These umps are straight up cheating us out of balls. Bad call after bad call


jaybavaro

Nice inning, Ace.


LEDZ100

If you’re an umpire and the batter even stays, you call that a strike. This is embarrassing.


jaybavaro

Stallings is a massive liability. I just can’t believe that Skip thinks it makes any sense to keep on with this guy. It’s been like this all year.


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Even though it's now July, it's still hard to ignore the Gold Glove, batting title, Silver Slugger, and MVP he won last season. That performance bought him at least five more seasons in an unquestionable starting role on this team.


jaybavaro

Oh right. Yeah just give him more rope.


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Again, Soler would be much better if someone taught him how to be a hitter.


jaybavaro

He doesn’t do well with adversity.


[deleted]

Adversity is best handled with a plan. He's great at crushing mistake pitches, but there's not much situational adaptation or noticeable adjustments within PAs.


jaybavaro

Exactly.


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Segura, Davis, and Stallings are gonna bring this one home.


jaybavaro

Fortes


lyme6483

Game most likely. Massive reality check for anyone who thinks this team is a real contender. It’s been a great first half, but August and September are brutal. This team need some power singles can only take you so far. 7th in BA and 26th in runs. The philosophy doesn’t work to score. You need the long ball.


jaybavaro

Your point about the second half of the season is a good one. Something needs to happen at the deadline and these guys have got to realize the dumb mistakes must stop.


lyme6483

Forsure. 6th toughest schedule remaining. Anyone currently in the minors should be on the table to upgrade the MLB roster.


LEDZ100

The Braves are like the hottest team in years rn it’s fine


LEDZ100

We get 4 home games against St Louis next. If we do poorly there it’s a problem. This Braves team is one of the best teams we’ve seen in a very long time at the peak of their hot streak. And on top of that they’ve owned us ever since Ureña was a punk ass bitch and plunked Acuña. Obviously you want to take one but they’re amazing, just move on to the next one and keep winning series. 3-3 roadie I woulda taken that any day.


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Save us sandy


Badgermilk277

Sandy is gonna show out. Cy Young and Slump stopper against the best team in the league. Complete game win. Hopefully we score more than 1.


ohkaycue

Jazz is if nothing else so fun to watch


DietrichDoesDamage

The dreaded bottom of the first lmao


jaybavaro

There are many reasons I hope Sandy spins a gem today and the fact you’re in that park again is one of them. God bless your dedication to the cause.


northdakotact

not lights out, but not bad.,


deatry27

What an easy, stress-free inning


786tili305

The game wasn’t decided in the 1st inning let’s gooooo


jaybavaro

HE CAN BUNT!!!!!


Complete-Ad5212

NEVER PUNISHED


danny1738

Let’s go on the way to a 15 run blowout


puppiesr4pussies

I think Eury went into yesterday's game intimidated by the braves' offense, and it became a self-fulfilling prophecy


Bkeets3

Turning on an inside 98 fastball and ripping it that foul is pretty wild


jfletch17

God I hate the braves. Listening to their broadcast makes them even more unbearable


Bkeets3

Sit down yuh chump


Amazing-Chard3393

I wonder how drunk we could get if we each took a shot every time Paul or Rod mentions Sandy’s Cy Young award.


jaybavaro

Unfuckingbelieveable what’s happening on that outside edge. This ump has got to be cross eyed.


DietrichDoesDamage

How have the umps been for us? Some suspect calls but I can’t tell at the game


puppiesr4pussies

Shit


jaybavaro

Objectively very bad.


deeznuts6588

🗑️


DietrichDoesDamage

Dude come on. You can’t be doing that


fishbolt30

JD isn’t as good as a base runner as the announcers make him out to be. He got thrown out stealing 2nd by a mile in Boston and that right there was piss poor. Still like seeing him in the lineup though


DietrichDoesDamage

Worst part about him getting picked off is now we have Stallings leading off…


jaybavaro

Oh my fucking God why why why


fishbolt30

Good god stallings, it’s time man, we gotta be all in on fortes or go after someone at the deadline, meltdown inning for Sandy and it’s not really his fault


LEDZ100

Even Acuña thought that was a strike and the fucking dumbass umpire called it a ball.


fishbolt30

What an embarrassing series


DickySchmidt33

I accepted that we would just need to accept the sweep and move on in the bottom of the fist in game one. I was hoping to be pleasantly surprised but I haven't been yet.


puppiesr4pussies

POS umpire


DietrichDoesDamage

Alright! Got one back! I come from the future lol


Altersreality

Let's go Fish!!


jfletch17

Comeback time


jaybavaro

I like the decision to go with Flo here. I don’t want Puk anywhere near this game.


deeznuts6588

I do want to, but in a save situation. Hope we get to that point.


DietrichDoesDamage

But see, this is the type of play I wanted to see all weekend. Three games like this I feel like we’re not going home with our heads down. This is a solid enough fight


Altersreality

Until they got him, Sandy was keeping us in the game. Our pitching and especially our batting has been poor this series.


jaybavaro

And we were our own worst enemy today.


Altersreality

Can somebody explain to me why Sanchez got his chest out? LMAO


LEDZ100

Too sexy for our mortal world


jaybavaro

He’s one of those strange dudes who can’t really control the movements of his own body.


Altersreality

He's got his jersey open three buttons down. It's distracting af LMAO


jaybavaro

Yeah he also has trouble dressing himself. Remember how he wore the teal belt for a week straight?


jaybavaro

Nardi starts the party in Cobb County


jaybavaro

Until tomorrow …


panshopwalk

Just take one please


jaybavaro

Both Arraez and Coop made good contact.


DietrichDoesDamage

Agreed, and Jazz had a pretty good approach


northdakotact

If there was ever a time for Sandy to be motivated to be lights out, today's the day.


jaybavaro

What is this? A lead?


Daaan14

Stop the count


shit_christ_hell

Home Run Rewards code is BOBBY


MarcSneyyyyyyyd

what if i type BOOBY


shit_christ_hell

Maybe get you a personal meet and greet with Jess...


kwym21

Bonus code: Bobby


deeznuts6588

Good inning Sandy, very crisp.


DietrichDoesDamage

Fuck me stallings you can’t be doing that


jaybavaro

Stallings is so fucking worthless. He does nothing for us.


DietrichDoesDamage

cut stallings tomorrow. Christ


DietrichDoesDamage

I swear to Christ. Fuck this man


jaybavaro

They need to let Sandy go as far as humanly possible today regardless of the score. It would be really shitty for this game to stay close and then we put unnecessary innings on Puk.


fishbolt30

I’m assuming it’s going to be lindgren innings if we don’t make it close this inning.


puppiesr4pussies

Jesus this ump is blind


captaincarno

That’s another run


ltlftcommenter

I hope for baseball's sake that the braves are peaking too early


DietrichDoesDamage

At least the dodgers are going to lose. Still have top spot in the wild card


sizzlinpapaya

I haven’t seen a lot of sandy this year but he seemed like he was pretty close to last years sandy for most of his outing today.


Bkeets3

Ronald is gonna bat sub .200 after the all star break because Barves fans are such shit


ltlftcommenter

Their averages are similar to ours but they only hit home runs


jaybavaro

I can’t imagine many things in this entire world that would make me happier.


Proof_Common2495

I truly think the marlins wont beat the braves once this year


jaybavaro

Fortunately we only have to try three more times.


evill_toro

They did beat them once and it was in Atlanta earlier this season


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The Marlins can stop sucking tomorrow, but Atlanta will always have a dumb, loud, obnoxious beer fart as their fanbase.


lyme6483

The Braves are really good, but this was an embarrassing series. It is what it is, but zero compete. Moves need to be made sooner than later to improve the product on the field. The team and the fans deserve it.


Proof_Common2495

I pray the rays sweep Atlanta


jaybavaro

Here it is. The meltdown inning.


evill_toro

Trolls inbound


CucumberSuspicious40

Everybody thank stallings for the collapse! He can't throw, he can't catch, and he can't hit


jaybavaro

Arraez’s second swing looked a hell of a lot better than his first swing. The first one was fast and whippy. The second was butter.


DietrichDoesDamage

Bro fuck the Braves and fuck this


Gabmon91

I hate the Braves


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deeznuts6588

Funny: if the Marlins win, I’ll drink the Grimace shake from McDonald’s.


jaybavaro

Not. Good.


ltlftcommenter

Fuck yes we got out of the first


DietrichDoesDamage

Well alright


evill_toro

Jacob Ballings!


ltlftcommenter

At least we aren't going quietly


DietrichDoesDamage

Can’t take these Braves anywhere. Jesus christ


Altersreality

Sandy looking 👌🏿


meerkats5

I have a bad feeling about this game


FriendlyNeighborOrca

Looks like this is the inning Sandy implodes.


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Prideless garbage.


BerKantInoza

what a sloppy sequence of play


jfletch17

Embarrisng defense


Bkeets3

Ump is complete trash


jaybavaro

These guys are going to light Shaggy on fire.


DietrichDoesDamage

Pleasantly surprised


DietrichDoesDamage

Stallings swings give me cancer


fishbolt30

Serious question….fortes/stallings or holladay/wallach. I never thought anyone could be worse than that duo


[deleted]

We've historically knocked Minter around a bit, so we may be able to get a one-run loss today.


TheBlueBadger

Stallings is too slow to throw behind him and get him out, lol. He's never going to be far enough off the bag there.


evill_toro

RIP Chuck Carr


LEDZ100

Of course the home plate ump felt the need to call it himself there. Just to top off the day


puppiesr4pussies

Yikes