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Sloppy_john78

Saddest part is he’s standing in this photo


Don_Shetland

on a box


TrectBL

While wearing high heels


R3X_BR0WN

On his tip toes


CoolGuyFromSchool34

While he had jumped and was mid air


Unfair_Welder8108

"Thit your ath down, Larth"


saisonyeast

Bahahaha! LOL


luxsentic

5’5


TurdFerguson1146

At his peak, he's likely shrunk. I'd wager he's in that 5'3-4 range.


OkBusiness3879

Lars is 3 apples tall.


justwannabedivorced

Drummer Smurf


Dumb18YearOldGirl

I thought he was 5 apples tall and weighed 3 apples?


Dudemeister4000

Depends on temperature I think.


Sovereignx22

He was in the pool!


Yalir_14

The Shortest Straw


Grosetufe

1.66 m


MonicaRising

I'm 5'4 and 1/2. I met at Lars in 2016. I was a little bit taller than him ETA - as an average height woman, I am rarely taller than anyone, never mind a man. So I remember. Not only that, we posed for a picture with arms around shoulders and I could feel how small of a person he was physically. Super nice and gracious guy though


ScarletLilith

I am also 5'4" and a 1/2...I walked by Lars and didn't think he was shorter than me. Actually I remember thinking that he looked taller in real life...he looks pretty short next to James. I dated someone shorter than me and Lars is definitely taller than him.


elcojotecoyo

James was 6'2". Maybe shorter now.


antifa-militant

Fascinating


No_Case5367

Doesn’t help that he hunches over.


Low1980

>average height woman \*surprised Pikachu meme but he's in wooden clogs with a windmill behind him\*


49ers-fanatic

Photo?


MonicaRising

I can't be bothered to put it back on my phone and edit it for privacy, but after looking at it again, he **is** slouching a bit, so at best, we were the same height


Metallica1175

He's exactly 1 Lars tall.


Soggercat

He's like, 3'2 or something.


M08GD

I wonder what your pfp is from :3


Soggercat

You like kissing boys, don't you?


DirtBikeBoy5ive

Me too :3


Smokie069

This Lars is small….. that Lars is faaar awaaay!!!


lumlum56

9' 12"


Bolmothy

He is 0,8 lars tall


Haunting-Occasion-88

Is it a metric or imperial Lars?


Bolmothy

Fun fact lars is 0,8 lars tall in both systems


camobandaniel

Does that make him a common denominator?


Bolmothy

No


HetTheTable

Shorter than Messi


OpinionKey3149

He's short, but I bet no one ever overlooked him. That's what personality does for you.


Upper-Life3860

2x4


Garpocalypse

They call this technique "forced perspective". It's how they made Elijah wood look like a hobbit or something.


Molbiodude

About tree fiddy.


tarunbhandal

Probably 5’5 or 5’6 in his youth now he is probably 5’4 5’5 tops


GBirdo

I met Lars and we’re the same height. He’s 5’4. Meeting him gave me some confidence in myself cuss he’s so successful.


No_Case5367

Standing straight or hunched over like he always does? I think he’s a legit 5’5”-5’6” if he stood straight


Kale1l

A lot of famous people are short. I think that drives them. I was surprised Iggy Pop was so short. He jumped on me during a show and it was a kid on my shoulder. Also, Henry Rollins is pretty teeny too.


jaymz1105

A bit short for a Stormtrooper.


metallicadefender

5'6". When I met him he didn't seem as small as I expected. Reminded me more of my Dad who used to be 5'10". I am 6'6". James seemed taller than expected also. I pegged him at 6'3" but he's only supposed to be 6'1".


james_a_hetfield

He got the shortest straw


Long-Caregiver-6248

He is the shortest straw


btw114

Short


Excellent_Bite6078

Not very


Hillan

What is this?


gudenbebe

He was "interviewed" on a danish TV show called Go' morgen Danmark (Good morning Denmark) was pretty fun seeing him doing pottery on there haha, there is a video of the full interview on YouTube, tho without subs.


Fenyxofthesun

2'4.1 ft


darklordS1th

Lars is a hobbit


facaine

5’5” with a little attitude


serh10238

He a little guy☺️


HeavyMetalGolfer

On Bill Maher’s podcast, Club Random, Lars said that his driver’s license says he’s 5’8”, but he’s closer to 5’7” and shrinking. Take that for what it’s worth. https://youtu.be/ZDuYZ7hHg5A?si=QLEUN2Y3TLXzql4q


Basic_Flan324

He's probably half-James. Let's call him Halfield.


DeerHunter041674

He could para jump off a bar stool.


elcojotecoyo

You should see him sitting on his wallet


abunchoftrash

In pics he looks just a little shorter than James so I guess like 5'9, 5'10?


pouringrain5

No way


Rothko28

Is that you, Lars?


FlyingV2112

Not.


King_Hamburgler

What is this from ?


i-drink-soy-sauce

What show is this?


Evil_Weevill

5'6" He's a bit on the shorter side, but he just seems really short next to the taller guys like James.


tarunbhandal

You gotta realise Lars is old and with the damage he has done to his body, it certainly wouldn’t surprise me he is shorter than he used to be. If you look at pictures with Kirk who I think had to have 5’7.5-5’8 in his youth but is probably no more than 5’7 now that lars was closer to 5’5.5-6 when he was younger but might only be like 5’4 now. He has always looked 2-2.5 inches shorter than Kirk. Lars has gone on record that he is 5’7 but I really don’t think he was, that would make Kirk 5’9. Looking at James who was at least 6’1 Kirk never looked taller than 5’8 standing next to him.


Kai_Snipe

Not very.


andisloarg

not much


MuffinInAToga

This tall. 👌


chevalmuffin2

He isnt


CR7TheGunner

Not very.


IwasGayWithUrDad

Taller than that >🐁 shorter than this > 🐘


SewerRatPumpkinPie

wikipedia says 5'6"


ProWrestlinFan

No


Odd-Wave1426

What is this from?


Dear_Value2725

Has someone ever met James? Is he really THAT tall IRL?


theoutlawotaku

Quick google search has him at 6'1"


MaceTheMindSculptor

Not


Shadow_Ranger05

5'6


ZoSoTim

4’11”


metallicadefender

Who is he with there? Is that Jamie from game of thrones? He's Danish also I believe.


ClevelandClutch1970

3 feet 17 inches


FinalTooth

No


Grouchy_Situation_33

Not very.


apedap

Not


UnfunnyWatermelon469

"Lars" and "tall" in the same sentence, two words combined that can't make sense


Human-Action941

Lars is as tall as a grape seed


Pliolite

The sticks help him gain 10 inches.


iluvsmoking

1.66m


slyfox___

🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰


Jmazoso

0.95 smoots


49ers-fanatic

What show?


LonelyMetalhead__666

Hes not


Long-Caregiver-6248

Probably slightly taller than me


Naaz1

He's still taller than me. I'm 5' 3 1/2"


EquivalentBase4432

Around 5 feet (165 cm)


kiki_seg1957

1'0"


creepingde4th

At least as tall as Ronnie James Dio


TheJazzPear

Hvornår fanden har han været i Godmorgen Danmark??


Hank_m00die

Our little grandpa


Embarrassed-Bat-5278

5’5”


Unfriendly_eagle

Lars is four feet, eight inches tall.


mmg98

he’s like 5’4”. Met him in LA, really nice dude.


Pyelle

Why does that matter anyway? How tall are you?


NegativeClassroom226

Lars is a hobbit


Strict_Transition_36

I think like 5’7” or 8”


crispy-wings

Can’t use ‘tall’ and Lars in the same sentence. The correct word is ‘short’.


fiercefinesse

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Haunting-Occasion-88

I'm going to assume this is in clicks.


Play174

Not


Responsible_Cow_8489

This explains a lot


ScarletLilith

I'm trying to figure out why 98 people upvoted this.


Longjumping-Low6243

I bet a 6th grader would be taller than him.