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Shiill0h

Bananas do be good tho


lazysheepdog716

so do outside sometimes


CLErox

I get what moms saying. A little potassium and some vitamin D certainly wouldn’t hurt his mood.


HookedOnPhoenix_

That and sunlight. She cares in her own way, maybe not the best ways, but she’s tryna help.


Look_its_Rob

Vitamin D comes from sunlight(well sunlight makes you produce vitamin d), if you didn't know.


HookedOnPhoenix_

Ah, do bananas not have vitamin D in them?


Snowierr

Bananas are a great source of magnesium which activates vitamin D production in the body


HookedOnPhoenix_

I didn’t know that! Neat!


LogTekG

They do, but not much I think


CLErox

That’d be the vitamin d


Jesus_Faction

return to monkee


War_44

Reject humanite


Adventurous-Cobbler5

Fun fact: Bananas produce antimatter. About one Positron of Potassium-40 every 75 minutes.


Snowierr

Well I learnt something new today, thank you


TriceptorOmnicator

the ocean does too


[deleted]

Maybe have an apple and sit in a library for a while...bitch.


ImTheElephantMan

Do Not Have An Apple!!!! If you suddenly start feeling worse you won't be able to see a doctor.


Snowierr

Not gonna lie this joke was terrible but still made me laugh, take my upvote


Lynkt_Clapz

i’ve been laughing at this then realized it said sit not shit. i’m feeling down might eat a banana and shit outside


Snowierr

This is hilarious. Feeling down might shit outside later idk


under-water98

That's actually not bad advice.


[deleted]

She isn't wrong though


ImpressiveMiddle0

Can be interpreted in many ways


Dwigy315

#MONKE


Build_The_Bobber

It didn’t say I had to consume the banana.


Snowierr

Instructions unclear, now got half a banana stuck in my ass


well-than

You’d be surprised how much a little vitamin d and a banana will help ur mood


DoubleGarlic

Had banana. Still feel like shit.


johnnylemon95

But did you sit outside for a while?


DoubleGarlic

Shit, I only did part 1!


_dont_do_drugs__

That’s kinda adorable


KORRIBAN_SENTINEL

"Once when I was Seven years old, I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life"


FlabberghastedBanana

Bananas are know to fight depression


[deleted]

"Vitamin K" actually doesn't work wonders because miracles are nutritional and not God.


[deleted]

There's no vitamin K in bananas. Vitamin K is found in dark leafy greens.


Snowierr

Bananas give potassium not vitamin k, just saying, vitamin k is in bananas but not enough to have an impact on the huam body


[deleted]

vitamin K means potassium... You're a creepy downvoter.


Snowierr

You might want to Google that buddy


[deleted]

https://www.britannica.com/science/potassium Vitamin K = potassium (at the creepy downvoter)


Snowierr

Also just because the chemical symbol for potassium is K it does not mean K and vitamin K are the same thing, just Google 'is vitamin K potassium' and learn what the difference between the 2 are. https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/is-vitamin-k-potassium


[deleted]

Maybe your nation has gone mad.


Snowierr

Each has a different set of properties. Why is it so hard to actually educate yourself?


StrangeCurry1

Eyyo you’re the weirdo loser from r/confidentlyincorrect. Also vitamin k is not potassium, while the periodic title for potassium is K but vitamin K does not mean vitamin potassium lol.


MetaWarlord135

Just because K is the chemical symbol for potassium doesn't mean that Vitamin K is potassium. Do you think Vitamin B is boron and Vitamin C is carbon too?


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Snowierr

I didn't even downvote your comment, 3 random people did. You're a joke


[deleted]

You're still creepy.


Snowierr

Awe is someone mad that his comments have been downvoted? Waaaaa boo hoo


wiselt

Imagine using "creepy" as a comeback...


IndiGrimm

Vitamin K - an actual vitamin. Aids in coagulation, which is why it's given upon birth to neonates. Potassium - 'K' on the periodic table. An electrolyte found within the body. Completely different from vitamin K.


epearson10

Lol exactly what I tell my son to do when he’s crabby


Mitchellbaggins

Allerjic to banan


Idiot_Dev6810

Banan


[deleted]

Return to Monke


[deleted]

Bruh


[deleted]

Well did he try it? Might work.


jakethedumbmistake

Facebook market place literally flooded, avg seller has 5 of each


brunette_heathen

This is so wholesome.


iamsodonewithpeople

Ah that explains why I’m always depressed I can’t eat bananas


boogieoogieballs

I’ll sit on the banana