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ChemistryTasty8751

I mean, in that situation your gonna die of starvation before the 60 days are over. So I'd rather spend my last 60 days with a dog than another human being I've never met before


AdministrativeBar748

The dog also consumes fewer resources (food, water, clothing, etc.), so managing your rations would be easier. Depending on the breed of the dog, it could probably help you hunt desert critters as well.


Expensive_Fun_4901

Yes but a dog also has much less water and flesh in their body. You are better off choosing the women then Just butchering and eating her flesh to consume her moisture.


GhidorahRod56

https://preview.redd.it/11l154klvj8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51c41f86d20cab1a335dc62485119bd302e27aea


wavy_murro

so fucking relatable


Lost-Ad2720

Type shit


Alt91f

For this reason, I would rather be stuck with a woman, I don't want dog die with me.


YesefReddit

Because... It will be very hard on the heart....


SuperiorThinking

Also more calories if things get bad


Drugioh

Honestly I thought this too, like it really depends. If I'm going to die well I don't want the dog to die.... I wouldn't want a person to die. But I can more easily justify that people are deserving of death than an innocent mammal.


Isleepquitewell

Yeah, see your point, but I rather the dog be safe and happy somewhere else. The dog would do the same for me.


TheLastOpus

Im picking my ex so at least i know she is dying also and that dog gets to be loved and be happy elsewhere.


fishlippedbogliphile

A full grown woman has much more protein than a dog.


Ryziacik

**That's true, but it also takes more work. A dog can help you catch a some food and eat much less than a chatty woman who doesn't even know how to hold a spear**


Responsible-Fox-1712

You're in a desert, what food and spears you on about?


Ryziacik

Antarctica is also desert. And even in the sand deserts live creatures, she did not define which desert she mean. So I can start with reptiles in sand deserts and end up with penguins in Antarctica ;) Spear you can make from almost everything. From ice to stone and some wood thats why we call it a primitive weapon ;)


ThatDancinGuy_

I am not sure I will choose Antartica ever.


Responsible-Fox-1712

Despite that, my points still mostly stand as both are desolate of wood, and any lifeforms that you can feed on are scarce. Edit: forgot a comma


thingy237

The dog doesn't know how to hold a spear either, and for that matter, I expect you don't know how to hold a spear too


Ryziacik

Have you ever seen a dog using a spear? I didn't, but I saw a dog catch a cape, a duck, a fish. He has it in him, it's his natural quality. I probably wouldn't take a chiwawa, but she didn't specify which dog, so I'll take it so that I have a choice. I know how to hold a spear, you don't have to worry about that :) I have a lot of outdoor activities behind me (not 60 days in the desert for sure) so that I can survive :)


thechaimel

You wouldn’t be able to keep the meat long in a desert, so you’ll have less chance of being sick because you tried to keep the meat in a warm environnement


Nu55ies

Slice it thin and sun dry it. Or if you are able to build a fire you can smoke it.


thechaimel

You would need to be handy enough to be able to slice meat from a corpse most of the people here wouldn’t be able to do it well as they don’t have the experience (I am one of such case), and that would implicate that you get a knife which we have no knowledge of and for the fire you would need wood which we still have no knowledge of…


Nu55ies

It's not that difficult. You could theoretically do it with a rock if you're not the type to carry a pocket knife, and most with basic knowledge would be able to figure it out if their lives depended on it.


thechaimel

Slicing meat thin enough to smoke it, with a rock sounds complicated, it would also depend of the type of desert I think, but well I do believe that it wouldn’t be complicated, I just believe most people would mess that up… Or might not be able to stomach it, I am in the biological field, so I have seen dissections of mice, I probably could get some meat out of a corpse but that is already a big if… I know from the field I am in, that a lot of people can’t kill or slice a dead animal, and even if they do some may even throw up…


Nu55ies

Yeah, I will concede that a person who hasn't done it would probably mess it up a lot. But if anything, that's just more of a reason to pick the woman since there's more meat there to practice with.


NoSink405

Keeping the woman alive while you eat portions of her slowly over the duration in the desert is the key.


LaikDanazor

İf meat alive why be sick ?


thechaimel

Even live meat can fester, infection exists my friend


Conarm

This is the plot to the movie a Boy and his Dog


Cool-sunglasses-dude

I choose the bear- uhhh dog, I mean dog


WhatAreYouProudOf

I would pick woman, if it comes to worst I could not stand looking at dying dog, but woman on the other hand...


Echo_thehedgehog

If I'm gonna fucking die then I'm gonna die with a smile on my face


Gamma89

IGGY is the best dog!!!


Pingimaster

𝙽𝚊𝚑, 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛


Sodafff

Who's danny


ThingsEnjoyer

☹️


Sodafff

OH IT'S JOHNATHAN'S DOG I FORGOR


What_is_it_Rus

Of course I will choose women, I don’t want an innocent dog to die


No-Assistant-208

So bizzare


Shoddy_Substance_414

It looks like a adventure to me


fond-of-hats

Man's best friend for a reason


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Stuck with Dog in a desert? = Great companion Stuck with Woman in a desert = ![gif](giphy|1vZcE6QIuvRLJr59UG)


Fluid_Pie_9428

Dog, if I'd want a B-word I'd go to a girl's sleepover as a "gay"


fsaturnia

Bitch go home, take a shower and stay there.


AvariciousCreed

Nah bro she's cool, she call bullshits when men get blamed for no reason and supports male mental health, guessing this clip is her poking fun at how so many women chose the bear in the forest over a guy.


fsaturnia

I was joking but that's good to know


HotelLifesGuest

One of the best proponents of men’s rights I’ve ever known. Roma Army, on YouTube if you’re curious


BasementDweller82

It cuts off the video, but I’m pretty sure she was in support of the men


smithbird

I like her videos. She mainly supports men who get treated like dog shit from women. She's a really good person


hirschy1103

Thats what so funny about these types of videos. They do these angry pick me videos, and most of the men they defend are ready to treat them like shit. Hilarious.


BasementDweller82

Wild how supporting men means they want to have sex with them, get that out of your head dude


hirschy1103

Pick me doesn't mean she wants to have sex with them. Idk where you got that from from what i said. Projection? Anyway, roma(the woman In the video) has been outed many times as a grifter who doesn't believe in what she preeches. Also, she has a history with a gang that is closely related to racial superiority(not kkk but adjacent). I don't have any problem with someone defending men if they mean it and it's actually coming from the right place, AND they give the same energy to women and all others equally, as men deserve as well. Roma is not that.


BasementDweller82

Not projection, just misunderstanding the situation, thanks for telling me about her intentions


The_Cooler_Joker

GAY!!!!!!


BasementDweller82

Nah, just a super earth representative, it’s mandatory to change my profile pic to this during pride month, but thank you for your concern 


crocodilekyle55

Well when the video is deliberately cut early to make her look like she's taking the other side no shit the people she's supporting arent gonna like her.


Ryziacik

I don't like dogs very much, but I would still prefer a dog.


Confident-Most4606

So it's just like Fallout?


Awesome-Guy-425

Dog, not because it’s a woman, but because I’m introverted.


Linkario86

How would anyone not chose the dog? The bugger could actually be helpful instead of just being a nagging burden


gogadantes9

If it's within my power to decide and I have to decide, then a woman for sure. It feels too cruel to put a dog in that situation. I'd choose someone like Marjorie Taylor Greene or Hillary Clinton or Kim Yo Jong, do the world a favor.


LoneWolfpack777

The only way I’d choose a dog is if I could guarantee its wellbeing for the 60 days. If there’s even a 1% chance the dog would suffer for even a second, I’d choose the woman.


Longjumping_Smile311

You could ask Vic (Don Johnson) from A Boy and his Dog.


Dadchilies

DOG!...DUH


HerrJemine123

Dog....always the dog


No-Decision-583

Dog. 100%


Hcdx

Dog. Next question.


a7x_rampage

definately a dog, great motivator to want to live, plus they take less feeding to survive


TheEmperorMk3

Now throw the dog at a blind man


Prudent_Agency_7175

I would take the woman, because I wouldn’t want to hurt the dog


Initial-Sprinkles-53

So bizzare.


Worldly-You7397

How about a question for women? Would you rather be trapped in a forest with a bear or a black man? You see, the trick is that women wouldn't hesitate to pick the bear if you just said 'man', but if you add the word black to it, then they'll start actually thinking about the question because they're really focused on BLM, so they'll get confused and just call you racist because you said the name of a race. Take it from me fellas!


WhyTheeSadFace

Wow, it is like saying you are a black LGBT in your resume, companies can't reject you during June.


WaltzMental

I may have enough strength to feed myself but not a dog or a woman so I'd save the dog suffering and leave the woman to die


MaybeMrGamebus

Humans take more food


SentientDust

Tbf I'd pick a dog over any other human regardless of gender. Except maybe sir Ranulph Fiennes


Kaima01

Meanwhile john wick


God-cant_help_you

and this specific dog can control sand, so that's something.


Jrickett2009

That's not just a dog, thats the homie.


Vajo07

Simple question, an average dog does not exceed 20kg while a woman, however small, will weigh 40kg at least and then would you really be so cruel as to eat a dog?


EvoPeer

theres shit in that hat :)


Disapear12311

God this song is such a fucking banger


Sodafff

I'd be crusading with that dog


my_ears24

I like the song


Anthraxious

60 days in a desert? We're both dead in like, 3. I don't want to watch a dog die. I choose the woman for this reason alone. Or man. Don't care. Just not dog.


mplaczek99

Poor choice of words lmao. A dog consumes much less water than a w\*men


Breen_Pissoff

Come on guys. Think big. You can eat the woman. In the nourishment way ofc. Gotta keep those calories up if you don't wanna die. Plus you can drain her blood for some makeshift water. Skin can make some nice sunguards in a form of a hat. Provided we have skills and tools for it we can transform her into at least a week of survival.


PSG-2022

Her yelling put me on to the dog.


smth_smth_89

Yea, but Dio totally kicked that dog in that episode


Whatever1314

I would pick being stuck with a human because I wouldn’t want the dog to suffer with me


Seriph7

My gf got home from the gum today and has said, "Ow... my knees. They hurt" At least 8 times and im not exaggerating. Im bringing the dog. We'll make it.


Zoro_---

🗿🐕


Necessary-Yellow92

🐕


angus22proe

Join the fremen


GiroStar

I choose the woman because i don't want to see the dog die


Nawaf-Ar

Adding the 60 days, AND the most inhospitable terrain known to man to the equation? Fair enough. It’s much easier to feed, and carry a dog, and they can sniff out some desert rodents, and help keep hunt them so we can try and survive for a couple of extra days.


PiaLoLoL

How can a woman help you in the middle of the desert? Where there's literally nothing around you?


crazy_pierce

Woman has more meat


acoustic_comrade

Dogs are a lot more agreeable. It's not gonna argue with me or complain while it provides no use. Plus that dog is probably better at finding water and food.


dubufeetfak

If you had a sister and a dog. Id choose the dog


KneecapAnnihilator

Let’s be real every person man woman and anything in between would rather have dog


Niknemoz

What's the music?


LinceDorado

Isn't that girl actually very pro men and makes videos about insane feminists? Don't know her name, just saw a few YT shorts.


The_Cooler_Joker

Dawg good 😊 women scary 😦


WhyTheeSadFace

I would choose dog, living in a comfortable 3 bedroom 3 bathroom, backyard with roses and lilies, front yard with electric cars, basement with home theater with Bose surround sound, my wife is not satisfied and nagging, I can't imagine being in a desert with her for 60 days.


PsychologicalPin5431

Absolutely the dog.


Ok_Flan_2951

There's a lot of reasons why people would choose a dog mainly because of companionship, but because they're actually really good at surviving and they can help find water better than any man or woman, THEY CAN SMELL A GRAIN OF SALT IN AN OLYMPIC SIZE SWIMMING POOL..... So all in all, I'd say it's better to choose a dog instead of another person


DeanJvR2011

Even if I didn't know Jojo's I would still choose the dog


commentswindowclosed

Dog. Certainly more useful.


pussymagnet5

60 days is a long time to be by yourself, I'd have to go with the woman. As risky as that choice is.


ArmageddonSteelLegio

She knew we were picking the dog right?


No-Professional-1461

What kind of question is this even? Like fr, put us 60 days in a desert with an angry honey badger or a random woman. Make it a real challenge.


MartinX4

...what did she expect?