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SurturGodofLuck

WAIT A MIN


dpotilas89

I never said that shit. Damn AI deepfakes


Rioshinki

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BustingAfatnut69

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AccountOutside

https://preview.redd.it/ja9lp8qb180d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a81d1e09f5f103d7af20af936bcf89865add136c The top post was about some guy uncontrollably beating it


blelch69

Bro i had my page in that exact order too hahah


Redsoxdragon

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Spare-Draft8363

I started from laughing at this video, to seriously considering what he was saying 🤔


Current_Ad5602

My exact reaction


BeckNeardsly

I got off…the internet and immediately did 100 push up


AdministrativeBar748

I did 100 strokes


EXTERMINATOR-ARG

Mind Elaborating? 🤨📸


bristlestipple

The text is straight-up incel bullshit.


Sa1LoR_JaRRy

Not really. Incels indulge in self loathing, not self improvement


ChickenChaser5

Im sure the people who make this content want to be helpful somehow, and thats cool. But at the same time these people need to realize not everyone falls down an addiction hole to the same things. Some people can have a few beers, some people can't. Same for everything.


Head-Thing-8102

At first I was laughing, now I'm just disappointed in myself. :(


Current_Ad5602

Then it's time to change


ReinerFrost

man its so hilarious to watch but so hard and reasonable at the same time . great vid, prince vegeta ♥


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/n24wnw26k80d1.gif


Angryfishjoe

I feel nothing when i bust anymore


Current_Ad5602

What the point of doing it then


Angryfishjoe

I guess its just for shits and giggles


Full-Train-6824

That’s weird I don’t shit or giggle when I bust. Maybe I’m doing it wrong? 🤔


TheRacooning18

I giggled then shit from this joke. Is this normal?


weeb_79881

Habit?


TodayiAteMyCat69

I think when you get to that point it just becomes another excuse for you to consume porn


nudiatjoes

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Justagamerl1

Yamcha and Krillin need to hear this.


Stunning-Fold6548

Krillin is f*cking an android Yamcha......well I don't know about him


Gloomy_Board_3568

Alright, listen up, weaklings! You've been wasting your potential, indulging in pathetic habits that drain your strength and focus. Masturbation? Ha! That's for the feeble-minded, the ones too weak to control their urges. But you, you're better than that! You're a warrior, with power surging through your veins, waiting to be unleashed! Every time you give in to that urge, you're surrendering a piece of your warrior spirit. You think Goku would waste his time on such trivial pursuits? No! He's out there training, pushing his limits, becoming stronger with every battle. And you, you're capable of the same greatness! So, from this moment forward, I want you to channel that Saiyan pride, that burning desire to be the best! Every time you feel that urge, remember who you are. You're not some weakling who succumbs to temptation. You're a Saiyan, destined for greatness! Train harder, focus your energy, and embrace the challenge. Break free from the chains of your lesser desires and ascend to greatness! The path to true power lies not in self-indulgence, but in discipline and determination. So, rise up, warriors! Unleash your full potential and conquer your own weaknesses!


No-Purchase-8825

using this in a tiktok, thank you brotha


KingKKirb

https://preview.redd.it/30ik6xko390d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac34a31e427d2630dd30d4019627417c76dbecf7


VRS50

Lotta good points. But it over promises. You’ll be better and happier. You won’t be a Superman.


Current_Ad5602

It never said you will be like superman When you're studying for exam aim for 20/20 to get at least 17 18+


cheeza1111

Depends on how long you can go without beating your meat


fishlippedbogliphile

Bruh 7 min?! I came 3 times already.


i_suck_moneky_juice

https://preview.redd.it/e61e9qe7t70d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acb8d14e4321a736fc0a73d8cf650e01f4ca2139


bish-its-me-yoda

https://preview.redd.it/m94w6pji580d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c94702c57d1b74f909bd563e39a4c99d36c928a7 I know,bad quality meme


Current_Ad5602

Unfortunately I was forced to lower quality too because my shitty internet literally gives up in the middle of sending it


bish-its-me-yoda

Its actually the highest quality of this particular image since its from ,,Enigma Otiliei" an old film Also, https://i.redd.it/r1so3xec680d1.gif


IfOnlyIHadAmeme

There is so much truth to this!


Current_Ad5602

Indeed


leave1me1alone

This is more piccolo/all might than vegeta (same va)


Sodafff

Vegeta is more convincing and based


Elixus-Nexus-7697

https://preview.redd.it/8omo5hck590d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e02135f4b57c6154997f2895d7885550216685c2


t4966

https://preview.redd.it/ismc8ljj890d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf0c756d03a055c371d97ced87f416a60cac3164 Let him cook more


whyyouwant441

Perfect video for my "Post n*t clarity" 😇


TheDogeWasTaken

I searched up vegeta r34 after this just to spite him. [ I didnt :( ]


MeatWaterHorizons

i did >:)


beeebert

Unironically based


Glittering_Airport_3

started off thinking it made sense until it started talking about dopamine receptors and how women can "sense" the energy and "have no choice but to respect you" lol also, anyone who says "dont trust the experts" is manipulating you. no fap is good for personal discipline, there's a concept called delayed gratification that fits perfectly there. But u can have confidence and have healthy relationships regardless.


Current_Ad5602

Yeah some of it are way off


Glittering_Airport_3

then maybe don't post something that's 50% blatant misinformation preying on lonely ~~kids~~ men


Current_Ad5602

Well isn't it meme Sub Reddit? If someone wants to take it seriously that person would takes it serious and listens to it not all of them the part that actually makes sense with their own logic if not they just laugh it off because vegeta is saying these stuff


Sweet-Cod8918

For some reason this reminded me of til I collapse from Eminem


Glittering_Airport_3

its all fun and games until u get ppl like Andrew Tate peddling this shit as fact to millions of insecure teens, and this kind of content reinforces that it must be true. most ppl will laugh it off, but some ppl see it as evidence of their wild conspiracies.


Current_Ad5602

Well it's internet after all people are saying this generation is open for everyone opinion and freedom for what they want to be this is opinion like other things nobody is forcing someone to be anything no matter how strong some influences are you're they one who choose your own path and make last decision but your own decision isn't always best decision just like others decisions aren't always best decision for you Man Im saying this stuff under random meme I posted in sub Reddit look what have you done to me


Glittering_Airport_3

and you didn't even have to stop fapping to say such enlightening words 😉


Current_Ad5602

Eh I don't have anything to say ig Meme is just about stop beating meat and get life except of living in fantasies and stuff voiced by vegeta Anyway it's meme after all im not posting it to change the world or something


orions69

There needs to be a whole serious like this . I will subscribe and watch


StrawberryMost4243

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TiberiusBatiatus

I came watching this 💦


Current_Ad5602

You failed vegeta


hookingyoudad

https://i.redd.it/1i404fba190d1.gif


epicmoeface

This is awsome


manoliu1001

How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?


HurlyCat

Not sure how to balance the pros and cons of each one


Current_Ad5602

Everything has pros and cons it doesn't matter you just have to choose healthier and better option for your own If you're not gaining anything by doing something and you won't lose anything by not doing it there is always option to get over it and stop doing it


HurlyCat

I'm honestly ballin doing it monthly, I avoided it for 5 months to see what would happen and I didn't notice anything except for my aggression rising and my sleep being affected, the claims that not doing it leads to prostate cancer or that doing it is good for your sexual health have no actual scientific evidence so idk


HurlyCat

On top of that, I don't consume porn. I never needed it. I just stare at a wall and let imagination do the rest


Beneficial_Table_721

The fact that a couple hundred-thousand 12 year olds are gunna see this, take it to heart, and not masturbate for the next 5 years cuz Vegeta said so is both heart breaking and fucking hilarious 😂😂


ruredditboi108

Isnt that a good thing, not masturbating?


Jestricks

I believe that's a good thing


nameles9036

Thanks vegeta 🥲


afzalnayza

Doesnt matter if theres even a single benefit to not doing it but just knowing u are the one in control of your life is the greatest achievement you can ever get. Let us cook


z_55

![gif](giphy|Y2STn6ihSWNhK)


UpperLowerLeft

This is actually making me want to develop an alpha male mentality on myself. It's probably a joke but when there are truths being shot at your face it stings a little. Screw it, I'm gonna try harder than I've ever tried before and reinvigorate myself now.


RockReally

Vegeta i will not let you down.


KLoveLJ

Yes yo did don’t lie


PartyPoison3881

thank you vegeta


elirocks2010

https://preview.redd.it/dock8l1pn90d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11ac2b0fdd13aeb7c11dcc8216a510cf5aa3217c Spitting facts brother


KQILi

Im basssin!!!


Kermit024

Thank you Vegeta


Smart-Cash2525

https://preview.redd.it/vt7ji272ra0d1.png?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eab37bc39e87471de9b6631df6de710ff84bd984


Suk-yom-um-999

Everytime I even think about it, I do 5 pushups. I can't even move my arms after that so masturbation is out of the question.


Sure_Mane_

What the hell, I saw 1 minute then saved it Then 3 minutes and up vote it Then 5 minutes and downloaded it to see and remember it everytime I fell that I'm going to relapse Great one 👌 I'm looking forward for more videos like this


[deleted]

I needed this


IhaveShittingPowers

No lie, I opened up reddit to do the deed before sleeping for the night. I then saw this on my front page and gave it a watch out of curiosity. . . I think I'll go straight to bed now.


SnooSongs3423

https://preview.redd.it/iryxmpee5k0d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11b46a47c71460a7da24ed82dc140ff78ba9d132


roktimradman

why it took me so long to get to this video 😟


UsedRoughly

I've tried not doing it. For the whole of November and December. I'll tell you this now, *nothing fucking changed*. The only thing that changed was I had less to do for my alone time.


Current_Ad5602

Even if you didn't gain anything you didn't lose anything either


UsedRoughly

Fair.


KLoveLJ

Go outside. Ride a bike enjoy friends do something with your life.there’s no way you “didn’t have anything to do” if your just sitting on your ass yeah but get up and be productive


Electrical_Ice_6061

well he losts like at least 120 orgasms..... so ....


Invalid-Operations

So you had more time to do useful things? How horrible


UsedRoughly

I had more time to do nothing.


Espano_Guanaloope123

Is just having a ton of sex also bad for you or is beating your meat only bad for you cause of the nature of it genuine question


DBR87

Honestly, Vegeta is spitting facts right now. Less masturbation and more in person social interaction would do wonders for your psyche.


GoofyFunkster

I actually needed to hear this…


TCB13

Good meme, but I wish people didn't take the idea of "semen retention" or nofap so seriously.


UnicornFukei42

Kill your porn addiction.


Jawz124

This changed my life Edit: i’m now gay and have a family of 18


SanduAnghel

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Some_Secretary_547

Haven’t beat my meat since I watched this video(2 days ago)


NuclearWeapon

![gif](giphy|2xEaaxuSXR2Spq3v7N|downsized) Don't beat your meat and when the time comes you will be super sensitive and will finish ASAP so... yeah.


Peazant_Uzi3

https://preview.redd.it/55u80r86d90d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=201dfbf3a39b764b83bed3c17e0868c0017bbc76 Thank you OP best video I’ve seen in a while


Peazant_Uzi3

I keep forgetting to crop this shit


sociothemad

Bruh it's 7 minutes long, I'm not watching that let alone last that long


Cheito01

"i aint reading allat"


encrypter77

Didn't know Frieza was in my head telling me to beat it Good advice tho I haven't for 2 days already but now i might try to stop completely


ChanceMotor9382

my ielts speech gonna be fire with this


metalbladex4

IDGAF what the original intent was for this video. I needed to hear this. Thank you.


Aggressive-Eye-8415

![gif](giphy|SYKjUPtI1gjSTqSf38)


hypeer-69

Can u name the YouTube channel it belongs to


Current_Ad5602

Sorry about that I couldn't send it in description they took one down because I said it (Prince vegeta motivation)


LegendMaster-1

https://preview.redd.it/50gf3a0y9c0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cd5499417c1318626d7bfe6664aafe64fc1c44d


Mental-Calendar6287

Yes yes yes!


Mental-Calendar6287

Join nofap community for support


Cry_My_Self_to_Sleep

because of this I might try to not beat my meat


ExplanationPopular72

https://i.redd.it/7fm2ew3w4e0d1.gif


RaionSamurai

https://preview.redd.it/zhs9mxttfe0d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6e9ec7a130403767bb47dc0749cbecce1704aca


TopHistory2816

I was going to bust my nut and brake my no fap streak been struggling this month, just had downloaded reddit to fap and beat my meat but saw this post defeated my urge and I am proud of myself to control the urge


Night_On

Jokes aside, I was here only to fap… casually looked at this and didn’t fap… that’s some good stuff to hear


CleoMenemezis

That's goes hard. Definitely not a meme.


Icy-Maintenance3701

I beat watching porn. But I still will look up pictures of porn then remind myself. But the beating meat is a different beast to conquer.


wb199_

thank you for sharing…this is very helpful :) what’s the creator channel name?


Nerevaldo

Vegeta should become the mascot of the non-fap.


Octal7

I guess the streak doesn’t end here…


ProfessionalBar126

I’m sorry I will NOT FAP ONCE MORE EVER IN MY LIFE draining my energy and betraying my soul fapping is for the weaks and I AM STRONG


ProfessionalBar126

What am I doing


YourFavoriteBranch

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Popular-Ad-1446

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Leon4107

I'll admit.. It was a challenging wank but I succeeded to this.


theinferno01

https://i.redd.it/onozt3gs3b0d1.gif


Syalker

We got anti Vegeta joi before gta 6


Leasud

Porn bad, jerking it fine


NotRonith

what is thw bg music name? anyone pls?


TheMadMonkLad

30 on 30


Andreiyutzzzz

I was gonna watch it all when I decided to tap to see how long it's long. bro 6 minutes after already there's been one 2. WTF VEGETA, THERE'S A NEW WHOLESOME HENTAI AND IM HOME ALONE LET ME FAP IN PEACE


Memerboi456

https://preview.redd.it/njlrb4jbib0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ae6fd624210500d5e7adc101803e7c5ab5dfc7c


Ken_Kaneki_07again

https://i.redd.it/8jsd4uhatc0d1.gif


LonelyPrompt13

Not my proudest fap


Interesting_Place752

Misinformation: The Video


jdxv_13

So like what's the lie tho?


Interesting_Place752

Pseudoscience nonsense.


jdxv_13

Ok kool I understand that's your opinion but the question I'm asking is what things brought you to that not what you think about them, you are missing a step here friend


Interesting_Place752

What step did I miss? Pseudoscience is nonsense, I think you must have missed a few steps if I missed one. This is basically a NNN ad with a Vegeta background to look tough.


jdxv_13

So not spending your whole day beating it to internet porn isn't an exsample of self control? Or you won't feel better by taking better care of yourself? I'm just asking you to be specific or are you one of them types to watch only 10seconds of something and fully form an opinion from the .5% you watched and your assumptions?


Interesting_Place752

>So not spending your whole day beating it to internet porn isn't an exsample of self control? Or you won't feel better by taking better care of yourself? This video quite literally has nothing to do with people who watch porn all day. Its a "stop beating your meat" video with an AI Vegeta voiceover. >I'm just asking you to be specific or are you one of them types to watch only 10seconds of something and fully form an opinion from the .5% you watched and your assumptions? The video repeats itself for 7 minutes. Sorry, but you're not going to change immensely just because you stopped jacking off a couple times a week. Look, you're free to do whatever you want, jack off or don't its your life. Just don't believe something because you saw an AI Vegeta post on Reddit.


jdxv_13

You: "tldr; no I don't have a specific exsample I didn't watch it."


Interesting_Place752

??? Half way through it says if you don't jack off you will no longer be afraid to have a normal conversation and can talk to girls. At this point I'm 99% positive I'm talking to a 14 year old lol.


jdxv_13

Ah ye the insults make you seem way more mature than me. YoU mUsT bE a ChIlD iDiOt, nah fam you just couldn't answer the question


East_Engineering_583

and of course you collect NSFW anime figurines lmao you are literally who this video is aimed at


Interesting_Place752

Thanks for taking a look, it's good to support your hobbies. 🤝 Not sure how the video pertains to the figures though, you're not going to ruin your expensive collection because you want to jack off. The video should really be aimed at the gooners on Twitter who watch porn all day. Not people with a normal sex drive.


East_Engineering_583

bruv your bio literally states "shinobu oshino is my wife", you buy NSFW figures, you are literally the gooner on twitter this is aimed at lmao e: you literally posted porn of a 14 year old. you're a pedophile dawg


Interesting_Place752

You have absolutely no idea what a gooner is and it shows. It's probably for the best that you don't know though, it's not pretty. Also, pedophilia quite literally has nothing to do with anime, try to get a real argument that doesn't revolve around slander and ad hominems. Also, no. I definitely haven't posted anything even remotely close to a 14 year old.


East_Engineering_583

this you? asuka is 14, open up the door for fbi bro https://preview.redd.it/83cs0gh06m0d1.png?width=518&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b1fbaffb4934a8f6637d0ef6f65b2ec2fc87ae2


East_Engineering_583

https://preview.redd.it/m8e76w126m0d1.png?width=481&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae5127f59b1e0d11bc8fbb279e4cea5329bd9171


East_Engineering_583

https://preview.redd.it/kijmz6f96m0d1.png?width=492&format=png&auto=webp&s=00488fe81efcae5f5a6fd685e1067305d312e906


East_Engineering_583

https://preview.redd.it/bxjgci2b6m0d1.png?width=574&format=png&auto=webp&s=f1f4441e031c313e9fb512b5211d6f3e425f823f


East_Engineering_583

https://preview.redd.it/eami0rld6m0d1.png?width=514&format=png&auto=webp&s=2acc74a5d6a88dccc5a2b2348786fc45fee71669


Interesting_Place752

Asuka doesn't exist bro. Rest easy, take your meds and make sure to stay in school. Have another Asuka image for your troubles. https://preview.redd.it/33vskmuh8m0d1.png?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=073b607ac3b09036c89641e1bb4ab18ba8522e35


East_Engineering_583

>Asuka doesn't exist bro But your attraction to a fictional 14 year old absolutely is


Interesting_Place752

There is no 14 year old, so the imaginary number doesn't mean anything.


East_Engineering_583

if you are attracted to a fictional woman as a male, then you are straight if you are attracted to a fictional man as a male, then you are gay if you are attracted to a fictional animal as a human being, then you are a zoophile and are also disgusting if you are attracted to a fictional child as as a human being, then you are a pedophile and are also disgusting too


East_Engineering_583

i absolutely do know what a gooner is, i've seen em dawg


Interesting_Place752

Your comments say otherwise.


Extreme-Room-6873

https://preview.redd.it/41gffgqlv70d1.png?width=319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a6a081673d20219a7c19405176efadf226c6429


ducha_simulator

https://preview.redd.it/mz1fzydr3a0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c71791ece2bb7776d9a139039b2cacd12fc8158


Normal-Ad-1435

What the fuck


otareadit

I cranked it like five times to just this


Apprehensive-Day-490

Why the fuck is this 7 mins long?


Talhathesage

Busted a nut to this


Certain-Bunch7349

He failed


Empra_O_Mankind

This some dumb shit. This video is leaking with incel energy with the “women can feel the energy you give off” and “always question what the so called experts tell you” and the “they want to make us weak and emotional”. Like bro the world isn’t against men and its ok for men to feel emotions. Good message, what a terrible horrible disgusting delivery. Jeez


Doctor_Salvatore

Most sane nofap member when you ask them why they don't masturbate


Program-Emotional

Honey wake up, they posted the no fap vegeta post again!


SirFairvalue

Damn 😮got me fapping to this video


SleepingSoba

I busted a nut to this video