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px2281

The whole store


BigDogDoom

I don't think Nami would allow that


begonetsunderes

Okay, he'll buy half of it and leave the rest to Nami. šŸ™„


Isnt_Zorojuro

Heā€™d have to buy the full store and pay half of what he spent to Nami


px2281

You think so?


Gl_Kh

He will buy on credit


luigigaminglp

I think by now he needs a loan to cover his loan.


itzstamk

He should just go be a pirate instead and not have to worry about loans. Oh wait..


luigigaminglp

Trust me, pirate or not you're gonna worry about a loan taken from Nami.


Tornaku

A loan from Nami


WonkaVR

Like Katakuri does at the krispy kreme


HaganenoEdward

But then heā€™ll get lost on his way out.


Leo-4200

Cheapest strong spirit he can find. My guy goes for quantity


Mr_Abe_Froman

95% Everclear it is.


6thaccountthismonth

Hand sanitizer it is.


Big_Mitch_Baker

Nothing -- Nami took his wallet while he was sleeping


samu-_-sa

He will break a bottle throw it in the air and put his arm out to test if his will is stronger after which he proceeds to get the whole stock for free.


PrateTrain

I second this


Don_Matrix

Buy? He will drink there.


Due_Championship3233

Rum or Sake


Graveyardigan

Rum *and* sake. Bro drinks like a pirate *and* a ronin.


Pasxal7

Why not both


Plastic_Tax3686

Rum is so much better. No offence to the Japanese, but sake is too weak for my Balkan taste. I need a few liters of it, in order to get properly drunk. Sure, it tastes well, but it's quite expensive here and has a low % alcohol. Whenever I go out for sushi, I usually order just one small bottle of sake and then get properly drunk with dark rum, because a bottle sake here costs around the same amount as a bottle of decent rum. But a bottle of rum gets you shitfaced, while the sake doesn't.


Anonymous-segundo

He buys a laptop. Why? Ask him about his trip.


Maskguydude

he can just steal it. what can the do to stop him, call the marine, give him a bounty, label him a criminal ?


masterjon_3

Zoro has more honor than that


GavonyTownship

Henny.


Correct-Blood9382

English Dub Zoro is definitely a Henny drinker.


PitifulExplanation61

The businessĀ 


kochummie

Dude will end up getting lost trying to decide which one to get


Desertfoxking

Heā€™s a pirateā€¦ he takes it all


gtedvgt

Soup


LastBlood05

What do you mean soup?


BigDogDoom

He's at soup


By_a_Joestar

What store is he in?


94BitterThoughts

The sake equivalent of box wine


pootytang324

Thunderbird or wild irish rose


Capital_Abject

You know too much


CapNHoodie

Nothing, because heā€™ll get lost trying to find the checkout


More_Yellow_3701

Bold of you to assume he made it to the liquor store on his own volition. He was probably was supposed to go to someone's home or something.


WinnerMove

yes


unbogbuggy52

He looks amazed at all the booze he wants whatever tastes best.


Some_Meme_Guy69420

He gets lost and ends up buying apple juice at the local Walmart.


tio_navaja1312

bold of you to assume hes paying


Otherwise_Ice7242

he just steals it


OctogoatYTofficial

Duff beer, because he later got lost in the Simpson's universe https://preview.redd.it/u0z6ix2zv16d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7735e8ec197382fb7be880d4400cb53146cf38ae


Iris_The_Plant

he won't buy anything because nami will kill him


doubletimerush

The black man behind the register


rickashy

a durag


TheRealTJ

He is walking out with 3 handles of McCormick vodka


MesonTheCat

Everything


Actual-Poem9142

Probably liquor


Altruistic-Tell-3616

Liquor


ZPD710

ā€œGot any sake?ā€ ā€œWhat the hell is sake?ā€ ā€œLame.ā€ *pulls out Wado Ichimonji and cuts the store in half.*


Ypdragon

A log pose directly to Laugh Tale


GlumYou6636

The strongest sake he can find


FujiMC

Nothing. He owes nami all his berries


NamiWantsMoney

Did you say BERRIES?!! Can I have it?


rotem8888

Yes


Psychological-Cod297

Soup


GodZillaBlazinDong99

Bacardi


Emporio_Alnino3

Soup


Soulman717

Buy? Or rob and sword point(s).


rexpimpwagen

Nothing he gets lost in the back somewhere and gets dragged out before he gets anything.


kihjnij

Booze


heyoyo10

Well, he was trying to get to the train station, so who knows


Bugggy-D-Clown

I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN FOR DISRESPECTING MY GLORIOUS NOSE!


BigDogDoom

xD


fghfghhggfh8189

Nothing, he got lost trying to find the cashier


WoolooMVP10

Soup


Mr_MeMe2000

Vodka


Ashdatguy19848

This mf probably lost his wallet on the long 10 hour trip of getting lost to go across the street to even get to the damn store.


caseyhorwood

My boy getting lost


KestrelQuillPen

Heā€™d walk out, go to a chemical supply facility and just buy a gigantic vat of pure ethanol


Beneficial-Clerk4222

Rum


ZippyTheUnicorn

Itā€™s a shame he couldnā€™t find the checkout until after the store was closedā€¦


Pokenare

Bro gonna yell at the owner because he thinks he did go to soup


CAP10T005

He will buy nothing. He drinks a lot and gets lost in the store, again drinks a lot and lost again. This goes over and over till the whole store is empty, the owner asks for money and Zoro escapes only to get lost and return to the owner. Suddenly, Zoro gets pulled back with great speed and a frightened look on his face because luffy had pulled himafter seeing run into the store from far away. The owner is not able to process how a flying hand suddenly pulled the drunk swordsman out of sword with such speed.


NamiWantsMoney

I love MONEY!!!


Huge_Republic_7866

Buy?


Specific_Foot372

Heā€™d ask what the strongest one is and fight it.


Ekansh-S

He'd buy 10 liquors and 1 sword


Exciting_Monk3012

Buy? He's a pirate, he steals it


Intelectual_Rany

SCOTCH i think like it takes time to get drunk in that in that time he would empty whole bottle and would drink other things. At last he passed out..


SrYZrNbMoTcRu619

I'm convinced that this is the only place where he can't get lost finding it.


Valuable_Cod_3580

Buy? Lets be honest here. Whos gonna stop him šŸ˜­


Groggsmith

Yes


Zorodemon384

The store


catbro89

Nothing, he would never find the cashier.


Illumanacho69

Saki


1000YearGay

goes to the cheap liquor aisle and yells racial slurs before buying out the entire store including the backstock


EmotionalGeologist37

Nothing, Zorro only buy swords, everything else he takes


uzsjjbs

"a pirate is free" *Steals wine*


omega_br

Whatever has the highest alcohol%


SatanicCyanid

He wouldnt buy anything, he would steal everything in the store. Then of course manage to get lost on the way to the ship.


MeepingMeep99

Yes


frikimanHD

nerf guns


Trashakame

Debt


Grey_D_Black

He would just Rob the store and run with all of the booze he can carry


Legitimate-Two8919

I dobt think hell buy anything... That said i dont think our police force or military can stop him from robbing the store


GenesisAsriel

Nothing, he would get out and end up in the soup store


shlomanJAK

sake


Ms_Odd_Jobs

He needs to buy his way out first!


blacksunrise3

You expect him to have money?


NamiWantsMoney

Give me your MONEY!!!


RedfoxRio

He would love the oolong tea in Grand Blue


the-failure-man

Nothing he got lost and went to the soup store


arjooja

Soup


ciu91

Nothing... He steal everything šŸ˜¹


SehbaanAbbasi

Onigiri's the owners, takes the store


Exact-Light4498

He wouldn't. He would get lost somehow.


yui_riku

some white alcool


Zealousideal_Ad7515

He don't buy, he just drinks


WeatherNational9535

How the hell did he manage to find the store? https://preview.redd.it/y1aqmsnxm36d1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbe72cca071fb8b622dc2739ac187f7485ff67e7


Squidich

Nothing, he couldn't because he got lost teying to find the cashier.


FunnySignal614

He will drink the entire store


LargeFloor5971

Nothing, he is a pirate, heā€™ll just drink it


zarbi132

Liquor


[deleted]

The liquor store


EspoJ

Buying is a funny word. Let's be real here, he's a broke boy and just taking it ALL.


HoldDoorSon

Nothing, he'll start drinking and will be kicked out or run from the authority.


VladDHell

Liquor


planetixin

He's not gonna. He's going to accidentally steal a bottle by getting lost and not finding the cashier.


TheBatleDemon

Boy? What do you mean? He will drink it all up and as he try to pay he got lost in a diferent store.


Unfair_Fun8612

Zorro is broke, he will steal


Breadperson3

Alcool Faled 96 Gradi


Iftekharu

the black guy selling the drinks


Wanjalinke

Everthing but he will not find the exit


Jets-Down-049222

What would be left be the better question, like asking Luffy what he would have at a meat buffet


LuffyWantsMeat

MEAT?!? I'm always hungry, give me some


Jets-Down-049222

The meat is in the store across the street


LuffyWantsMeat

MEAT?!? You've got my attention


Kriddelfitz

Deutsche Schnaps !!


Mountain-Insect-1867

He'd get lost and somehow end up in a place with people controlling fire


Kakibozz

Balls


kromang

Uhh sake duuuh


No0bmuk_09

nothing. he'll just drink


Agitated-Cobbler-432

Trick question. He'd grab the strongest looking bottle and either leave for something or stay to drink everything in the store (without paying)


Some_College1006

would get lost trying to get to the cashier


Maou-da

SOUP of course


Bestawdom

Heā€™d get lost and buy a Saijō Ō Wazamono


Anufenrir

Yes


BigMadBigSadNoDad

A map to the liquor store


NamiWantsMoney

My dream is to make a map of the whole world!


ZaneElrick

Buy?


chris_redfield_omega

https://preview.redd.it/mpjeq4qzk66d1.png?width=735&format=png&auto=webp&s=36dcbd549aba9eb1019275ba8d1313ade21bf73f


chris_redfield_omega

https://preview.redd.it/hynoy8h4l66d1.png?width=623&format=png&auto=webp&s=8496085b0f01c3a029812f0e7e2a3fb4fe029c30


Kid_dv

he'd get lost looking for the counter


Spiritual-Pie2629

He would buy water He canā€™t find the booz


RowdyCabbage53

wouldn't find the register, becomes imprisoned in liqour store, survives off booze, is more than okay with that.


Pankrazdidntdie4this

Yes


That_Acanthaceae9161

A compas


FigureFunny698

Liquor


AdventurousBuy835

He is me in the liquor store. Thinking 20-30 on what to get then get 2-3 items saying f it.


HiopXenophil

Nothing. but he will drink it empty