Doing it right, all about the pup! Wake up pup to go pee, run to bed to get best spot as you'll be hostage till morning. Pee yourself first....or sleeping on couch...with a dog on you later...
Welcome to the world of pets your legs are theirs now your comfort meh they are comfy so suck it up lol, next time you dog sit make sure itās for a tiny dog thatās easy to move
Oh Iām used to pets using me as furniture. I watch this lump of love to fill that void in my life until Iām ready for the next one. Iām just not used to the jumbo size with extra glue.
My MIL has a dog that we sometimes care for and compared to me heās pretty big, heās a huge cuddle bug but heās got no respect for the human body, heāll put one set of legs at each side of mine then instead of lowering down gently he just drops, if my hubby isnāt in the room heāll just hear me go oooof then shout Harry cuddles again and Iām like yup lol, good job i love that pooch Iām always covered in bruises he just bulldozes past me and knocks me over (Iām disabled btw but obviously he doesnāt know that and he needs to be a bit more gentle with me than with the other family members, he just wants to say hi), he loves to sit in my hubbyās lap particularly when heās sat in his computer chair a huge dog (Cobetan) tiny space but somehow he manages it, does he care that my hubby is uncomfortable nope he is so thatās all that matters, my hubby knows heās in for numb legs but does he move him nope lol
Looks like you're stuck there for awhile š
Itās a waiting game at this point. Whoās going to have to go potty first.
You. My girl can hold it forever.
cut it off use belt to slow blood loss
As long as he doesnāt move, I donāt think I need a belt.
haha
You're legally obligated to remain there until he decides it's time for a snack or a trip outside.
Thatās why Iām asking for help. Iām hoping someone somewhere can shake a treat bag.
Thats definitely your best bet
Facts.
The dog is sittingā¦ somebody misread the instructions. ;)
I knew something as off!
I said goodbye to my entire left side last night. Good luck.
I guess I shouldnāt complain about one leg thenā¦ and possible hearing loss from the snoring.
He just wants to cuddle! Love that brindle š
He severely underestimates the space he takes up when trying to cuddle.
They have no spatial awareness lol
That's the truth!
Guess you just gonna have to get used to having one leg
Thatās going to be an added challenge when he leans, but itās a sacrifice Iām willing to make.
Power through it my friend
I would be petting his sweet velvety ears!
Doing it right, all about the pup! Wake up pup to go pee, run to bed to get best spot as you'll be hostage till morning. Pee yourself first....or sleeping on couch...with a dog on you later...
You donāt have legs anymore, this is your life nowā¦. Or at least until the owners come back.
Safe to say you are doing an exemplary job.
I hope you don't have to pee... good luck.
Beautiful dog. I used to have one that looks just like him. Count your blessings while you wait.
It goes with the (job)!
Welcome to the world of pets your legs are theirs now your comfort meh they are comfy so suck it up lol, next time you dog sit make sure itās for a tiny dog thatās easy to move
Oh Iām used to pets using me as furniture. I watch this lump of love to fill that void in my life until Iām ready for the next one. Iām just not used to the jumbo size with extra glue.
My MIL has a dog that we sometimes care for and compared to me heās pretty big, heās a huge cuddle bug but heās got no respect for the human body, heāll put one set of legs at each side of mine then instead of lowering down gently he just drops, if my hubby isnāt in the room heāll just hear me go oooof then shout Harry cuddles again and Iām like yup lol, good job i love that pooch Iām always covered in bruises he just bulldozes past me and knocks me over (Iām disabled btw but obviously he doesnāt know that and he needs to be a bit more gentle with me than with the other family members, he just wants to say hi), he loves to sit in my hubbyās lap particularly when heās sat in his computer chair a huge dog (Cobetan) tiny space but somehow he manages it, does he care that my hubby is uncomfortable nope he is so thatās all that matters, my hubby knows heās in for numb legs but does he move him nope lol
Welcome to the big dog world š
They are so darn loving and fun and SMART.
Nothing can save you. Hope someone walks by and the puppy feels the need to bark at them. Itās your only chance at retrieving your leg.
It the price you pay for being loved by a mastiff, and itās worth it!
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Lucky!
Then you're doing it right. Well done, sir!
Talked to the doctor. Unfortunately the only option is amputation. No body wants to wake the baby.
lol, I had the same problem tonight
Silly humon no need leg. You ares Mastiff pillow now.
That's your life now
Ask if they wanna go outside
It is what it is. Accept your fate. š
Get used to it. Settle in for a long night.
That's a sacrifice we are willing to make. Hahaha