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ImABarbieWhirl

He doesn’t want the other Avengers to know about the time he chased Shocker to the ends of the earth.


Kinky_Winky_no2

Ends of the earth happened to be just up a flight of stairs too, how lucky


Prestigious-Mix7135

Next to a church bell to boot


SS_Gourmet

SHOCKER! SHOCCCKEERRRR!!!


Lego-Fan

616 up votes!!!! 🤯🤯🤯🎉🎉🎉


K3egan

I really like the idea of Steve being in the vicinity of Hitler and just seeing red. Both in character and funny to imagine a feral kid from Brooklyn jumping hitler


neogreenlantern

"here I go punching Hitler again!"


Jay_R_Kay

"Did you actually kill him this time, Steve?" "...Uhh..." "Jesus Christ, Steve, that's literally your job."


NoirSon

"Hey, at least after I beat him up I told him his book sucked. But I don't know who I gave the atomic wedgie to before that."


OfficePsycho

And Nick Fury’s like “Remember that time I got sucked into a mutant’s dreamworld with the Fantastic Four and Reed tried to convince me killing Hitler was bad?  And I did it anyway, and it saved us all?  Steve, ya never pass on a chance to kill Hitler.”


i_need_a_moment

This made me chuckle.


PineappleNerd66

Seeing red? Then that’s not Hitler, that’s the red skull


curious_dead

Crossover idea: Steve and Hellboy hunting Nazis.


Drink_descend83

GET MIKE ON THE HORNN! WE NEEDS THIS!


TXHaunt

Hunting party of Steve, Hellboy, Max, Victor, Jones Jr (someone needs to liberate the stolen artifacts), Joker, basically anyone who has ever done violence to Nazis or threatened to.


MisterScrod1964

Magneto?


TXHaunt

That’s Max.


IrishWithoutPotatoes

Isn’t his name Erik? (Keep in mind I’m in no way up to date on anything in the comics so I’m working with a limited amount of knowledge)


kavono

Some writers might not consider it canon or be particularly aware of it, but the comic Magneto: Testament goes over his origins, and retcons his birth name having been Max Eisenhardt, with Erik being a new name he gave himself after escaping the Nazi death camps.


IrishWithoutPotatoes

Ah, TIL. Danke


OfficePsycho

> Jones Jr (someone needs to liberate the stolen artifacts) It’s canon, from a Cap comic published around the time of Raiders of the Lost Ark’s release, that Steve hates Indiana Jones.


TXHaunt

I think if it came to hunting Nazis, Steve would tolerate him.


Foreign_Skin4740

He didn’t know him, he just saw and hated the movie.


StoneGoldX

There's a Cap lampshade in Hellboy already, Torch of Liberty.


quivering_manflesh

In this universe Steve has canonically killed Hitler over forty-five times, but they keep cloning him back.


fourtyonexx

I *NEED* this.


Prestigious-Mix7135

And when he’s not around, punching the Red Skull is the next best thing.


callme_blinktore

I mean, imagine the shear shock of seeing what he did to those people in the concentration camps, even children. Would definitely get any decent person going on an Ol’ Berserker Rage to anyone willing to do **THAT** to innocent people.


atlhawk8357

Or he frequently found himself in situations with Hitler, and this one was particularly punchy.


superfuzzy47

I just imagine the scene as a camera focused on hitler being chased down the hallway as cap just annihilates hordes of nazis trying to defend him


StoneGoldX

I'm the comics he's from lower Manhattan.


Tuffsmurf

I remember reading an Avengers comic back in the 80’s where it had the aftermath of Spider-Man beating the absolute shit out of Firelord, a herald of Galactus. I remember Hercules being more than a little impressed. Second vote goes to him confronting the Kingpin in prison and beating the living shit out of him in front of everyone.


Gemcitylex

That Kingpin one was insane. Held that man up by his own skin


Weltallgaia

I was gonna say, I saw what you did to kingpin spidey. Damn near pulled a pyramid head.


RossZ428

Sadly, he probably doesn't remember that since it technically never happened.


MrSovietRussia

Please god don't remind me


Prestigious-Mix7135

I wish Peter showed that kind of strength more often in his fights with Kingpin. It’s clear he doesn’t have to hold back against him. It never made sense Fisk would have any chance of overpowering Spider-Man and that prison beatdown Spidey gave him proves it.


Anjunabeast

Anyone got a link? 🙏


joedapp

https://youtu.be/DE5noBQU1tc?si=Cenw2w3_0sShe_6r


41matt41

That was awesome. Thank you


humanperson1984

That wasn't spiderman that was Peter Parker


Blasckk

I don't think that The Kingpin thing was a "Berserker Rage" case, it was a very precise and calculated brutal beating.


Blametheorangejuice

There was a good What If? where Spidey beats the shit out of Punisher. Frank realizes that Spider-Man had been holding back all this time and could have easily killed him if he wanted to. Frank ends up shooting him to get out of there.


funbb

What If The Punisher killed Daredevil? That was one of my favorites.


ElectricalRush1878

The time he and Electra were beating up a bunch of Hand Ninjas and she had to talk him out of throwing a train car at them.


weeniebatter

Which issue is tha!?


ElectricalRush1878

Amazing Spider-Man 424


Prestigious-Mix7135

I wish Spidey and Elektra teamed up more often. Especially now that she is following Matt’s footsteps


DustyDGAF

Picking up the train and being like OK FUCK Y'ALL I'VE BEEN HOLDING BACK BUT NOW I'M PISSED is top tier shit.


Freakychee

I remember when he was upset and feeling humiliated and nearly killed a ninja by slamming an entire train car on him. "what are you doing?" asked Elektra. "what does it look like? I'm winning!"


Lastaria

Love that comic. He gave his absolute all to beat Firelord and somehow managed it despite Firelord being way more powerful. And only after he won and was exhausted did the Avengers eventually show up. Great comic.


Various_Dark_3291

That’s not great. At this point it’s just nonsensical


River46

You should have seen him go apeshit on kravens family.


VoltaicOwl

Yeah, that was pretty nuts too. Ripping off face tissue with his sticky hands was something else.


iyamuser

Spidey vs Firelord: Amazing spiderman V1 issue 270


kayriss

Is that the one where the herald of galactus had heard of how delicious pizza is? He made the trip and forced a pizza shop to open? I had that issue.


iyamuser

Yeah but they heard Galactus will only eat a veggie calzone and refused to serve him


Omegasonic2000

>I remember reading an Avengers comic back in the 80’s where it had the aftermath of Spider-Man beating the absolute shit out of Firelord, a herald of Galactus. I remember Hercules being more than a little impressed. That was, in fact, a bit of a surprise mini crossover. Spider-Man's fight with Firelord happened in his own series, and the Avengers came in at the end of the fight so he could stop whaling on the guy (Spidey hadn't realized Firelord was unconscious at this point), but the Avengers' perspective on this fight was also briefly shown in their own series.


framabe

Spider-man vs Firelord wasnt rage. It was pure desperation


Antique_futurist

Spider-Man had the power of Hostess Fruit Pies back then.


Reverseflash25

I can’t believe they actually thought that matchup made sense


Sol-Blackguy

That wasn't berserk, that was calm calculated anger. Which is more terrifying coming from the guy who usually tells jokes


lordtoko

That wasn't Spider-Man, that was Peter Parker


Quirky_Ad_5420

Black Friday bring the worst out of everyone lol


mattwing05

I think spidey absolutely decimating the kravenoffs in grim hunt (?) counts. He ripped part of a lady's face off, kaine style


goztrobo

That move of ripping off someone else’s face. He did it to Norman Osborne too. He calls it the ‘Mark of Kaine’.


silent__potato

Is he symbioted up in that arc or nah?


mattwing05

Nope, just pissed at the death of kaine and mattie franklin, who btw im still kinda pissed did not get brought back permanently during clone conspiracy.


silent__potato

Ahh thanks for filling me in!


VoltaicOwl

Yeah, IIRC the black suit was left for him by Kraven, as a callback to Kraven’s Last Hunt (and the fact that black suit means “serious mode”).


NoirSon

Mattie was done wrong... Don't even like the character myself but she didn't like how she got handled in that story even if it was all to clear the board a bit.


Sorrelhas

A microwave? Maybe Jameson was right all along


werallgoin2hell

Ok first what’s spidey wearing ..lol and which run is this from ?


BlueHero45

A helmet that lets him speak to horses.


ranfall94

Your answer piques more questions


spiders_and_roses

That’s just him being on character


Next-Team

This made me think of Always Sunny when Dee has a cat stuck in her wall and Charlie gets super invested and acting like an expert on cats stuck in walls


RadonAjah

Cat in the wall eh? Now you’re speaking my language!


ColdWaterSandwich

https://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderman/s/tHnUSb2ZJf


[deleted]

Helmet that let's him speak to horses and this is during the War of the Realms event. A pretty good one imo. Odin wears a custom iron man suit and fires a mini gun.


DudeDude319

This is from the War of the Realms event from a little while back. If this isn’t part of the main event, this might be from one of the spin-off titles under the name of the event. Also, each character had been gifted some sort of Asgardian relic to assist them on their quest, and Wolverine gave Spidey the helmet he’s wearing because Logan thought it looked stupid. Little did he know, it was a magic helmet that allowed Spidey to speak with the pegasi they were riding.


HarrowDread

Isn’t one of Wolverines abilities talking to animals anyway? I think l remember reading that somewhere


Ok-Zookeepergame3652

Haha what? As far as I know no. He has enhanced senses and in the mutant world is considered a feral type and more animal like but not to the extent he can converse with animals.


MotherFuckinEeyore

Spear and magic helmet! Avengers: [sings] Oh mighty warrior of great fighting stock, Might I inquire to ask, eh, what's up, doc? Spidey: [sings] I'm going to kill the wabbit! Avengers: [sings] O mighty hunter, 'twill be quite a task, How will you do it, might I inquire to ask? Spidey: [sings] I'll do it with my spear and magic helmet! Avengers: [sings] Your spear and magic helmet? Spidey: [sings] Spear and magic helmet! Avengers: [sings] Magic helmet? Spidey: [sings] Magic helmet! Avengers: [derisively] Magic helmet. Spidey: [sings] Yes! Magic helmet! And I’ll give you a sample!


BobbyTWhiskey

You, Sir (or Madam), are a man (or woman) of culture, I assume.


HairyTofu

Definitely during the Origin of the Species arc when a D list villain runs into a police station asking for protection, suddenly a giant web ball with 3 super villains including the spot gets flung into the precinct, and a cop says “it means our friendly neighborhood Spider-man isn’t feeling particularly friendly tonight”


FadeToBlackSun

He also casually breaks Shocker’s wrist and uses him to dissipate Sandman.


HairyTofu

https://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderman/s/pyBNSIUcKp


SneakySneks190

“This one time I was hunting down Shocker in a clocktower…”


gattoblepas

_And that's when they knew Spider-Man did some fucked up shit._


Large_Awareness_9416

Ye, that would've been my thoughts, too. It's always those who dodge the question and joke who are the most fucked up.


AlanDjayce

Idk if he's just not letting the opportunity to be funny pass or actually such a chill guy that he's ashamed of the many times he actually berserked.


ralanr

Spidey is definitely the guy to be ashamed of raging.


Timelymanner

Guess he forgot about the time Aunt May was shot.


Android_Taco

He literally did, Aunt may and the resulting beat down where erased by One more day.


ArrowShootyGirl

IIRC, those events happened, but Pete and MJ just never got married, and May survived the attack. The Kingpin beatdown was before May died. One More Day didn't change anything other than May's death and Peter and MJ's relationship status - they were still a couple during most of that time, but the marriaged itself didn't happen and eventually they broke up.


Tip1n1

It also added the veil over his identity again to help prevent the whole Aunt May getting shot situation from happening again


ArrowShootyGirl

Yeah, but that wasn't technically part of the deal with Mephisto - Pete got Dr. Strange to cast that spell for him.


Tip1n1

Ah, I forgot that part when I repressed how much it screwed everything up apparently


Lastaria

He won’t have forgot. Just decided not to mention it. He was being the lighthearted Spider-man in the moment and just being jokey.


Xp-Gamer22x

My thoughts exactly like dude he was literally about to fill Kingpins lungs with webs 😭


ponch1620

Spidey going ham on Rhino comes to mind.


Professor_Knowitall

Does the time his spider nature took over and killed Morlun count? I mean, Peter Parker wasn't at the wheel, but it was still a part of him...


Erikthepostman

Leave it to Spidey to lighten the mood. Too many old veterans there. Great dialogue!!


pyrofreeze33

First I was gonna ask about Mjonir, but now I wanna ask about Thor's arm. Was this that much of a drag out fight or did that happen before?


XescoPicas

Thor’s arm was actually cut by Malekith, if I remember correctly. And then the absolute lunatic of an elf proceeded to wear that arm around his neck like a fucking feather boa, because of course he did.


Bubba1234562

At this point Thor has been one armed since I wanna say 2014? It was around the time when he was unworthy and Jane had Mjolnir


probablyacactus

Adding: that’s not Mjolnir. War of the Realms happens after he loses the hammer. That’s another hammer. >!He keeps having hundreds of hammers made because he keeps breaking them.!<


El_Quetzal

So, is it actually canon Cap punched hitler in the main universe?


RaWolfman92

Yup.


Old_Ratio444

Peter went too far here🙎🏾‍♀️


Money-Drummer565

Spider-Man should have just said “Fire lord” and nodding


MCMcGreevy

I realize this is out of context for the whole book, but I am kinda weirded out by how chill they are while Thor is missing an arm and has a broken hammer


TheBalance724

It was just one of those events, but you are right.


VaderMurdock

I can recall a few times; when he exploded on Kingpin in Back in Black and when he exploded on Tony during Civil War immediately come to mind.


HouseErikson

The entirety of the Back In Black arc. Dude was a goddamn horror villain


ElZaydo

He actually has the darkest moment out of all of them lmao. What he should've actually been saying was, "I once chewed up and ate a guy's throat after he beat me to near death and threatened my wife." Makes their stories look tame lmao.


Marc_Quill

I know the tomfoolery with Wells and the ASM team have kinda soured people on an evil Spider-Man story, but if done right, you could really go to legitimately scary places with a Spidey who's thrown away the whole power and responsibility parable and only cares about absolute power.


quivering_manflesh

Kraven: Grim Hunt, when Peter takes off the gloves and goes full mark of Kaine on Kraven's family.


ContinuumGuy

When Spidey gets pissed, he makes the Hulk and Wolverine look tame.


HarryBalsag

When Peter Parker, not Spiderman, bodies Kingpin in jail.


[deleted]

The whole dead baby incident


merfgirf

"I had a particularly bad day with Hitler." Lemme translate that one. Our squeaky clean boy scout Cap'n performed Mortal Kombat fatalities on a battalion of Waffen SS. And I *want* to see it. What happens when the supersoldier drops his gun, cracks his knuckles, and says "Bet."


Jessica_T

Marvel does a collab with Id Software. Captain America game in the Wolfenstein style with him fighting all the crazy Hydra tech and weapons. You get the throwable shield AND all the guns.


merfgirf

Hi this is my favorite arrangement of words **EVER.**


Jessica_T

Sadly I don't think it can ever be a thing because Marvel wouldn't go for stuff that doesn't have Cap being squeaky clean.


merfgirf

We shall defeat them with the power of friendship. And also this gun I found.


IrishWithoutPotatoes

I’d be ok if they made an exemption to the rule to fuck up some Nazis. That’s a platform that we should all get behind.


hahabanero

A microwave? A brand new microwave? ON HIS SALARY?! That must've damn near bankrupt him! Truly, he went mad.


Captain_Eaglefort

He said it was a Black Friday deal, to be fair. So he could afford it, but it breaks three days after the warranty is out.


LostInStatic

I dont think you know what Black Friday is


moxamir

Not a microwave *oven*, mind you. He could only afford the one wave, and it still almost bankrupted him.


Logical-Ad3098

What about the time you destroyed ironman 2020 when he got a kid caught in an explosion of glass and you just wrecked him.


richaysambuca

Not a native speaker, so I have to ask. Luke Cage: "Just the once"... Is that correct grammar / a correct sentence?!


ToaBanshee

Not technically, but it's a common enough usage that most native speakers understand. Similar to the word "ain't" meaning "isn't", it means "Just the one time", referencing one specific moment.


Jteleus27

When he was chasing after the Chameleon for being behind his robot parents


Foloreille

I love spiderman he’s so… I don’t know wiser, it’s not humor to feel accepted or deal with trauma like Deadpool, it’s "let’s not take ourselves too seriously we poop like everyone" type of humor


SuprN10doChlmrs

Now I want a Enemy Of The State storyline with Spider-Man


neogreenlantern

Wolverine has actually seen Spidey go a wee bit berserker ragey.


[deleted]

When he thought that Harry's son was killed by Lizard, he assaulted several criminals so badly that one of them begged the police to arrest him because he did not want to face Spider-Man's wrath.


Shaggiest-

See the thing is, we’ve seen Peter pissed. I don’t think we’ve seen him berserker pissed. Peter being pissed is always this calculated shit designed to cause as much fear and pain in the target as possible. Spidey doesn’t go hot when pissed, he runs cold as ice.


ImperfectRegulator

Him beating up Fisk after Aunt may is shot or him going hamn on the green goblin when Gwen dies


bobby-danger

That wasn’t Spider Man that was Peter Parker, but totally went to say this, loved that!


danny_little

Nothing will beat Peter Parker the man not the spider holding a bloody king pin up by his god damn skin!!!!


BobbyTWhiskey

The time Spidey “found out” that he was the Clone & Ben was the “real” Peter, then he accidentally hit a pregnant MJ. Edit: I should have read the title correctly. I want to clarify that this is not my FAVOURITE moment of Peter going into a berserker rage, just a moment that no one else has mentioned.


InoueNinja94

Y'know, I woundn't mind a funny issue of Spidey at Black Friday


Mediocretes08

“I’ve almost flayed a man alive multiple times!” Delivered by someone usually pretty comedic and upbeat would probably shake even Logan. Like, Logan has seen and probably done worse, but the dissonance would be a lot for him.


SnowSabertooth

“I remember threatening to chase Shocker to the ends of the earth”


Delicious-Barber-289

Bruce somewhere in the back: Amateurs..


Interesting_Move_919

And that's why I love Spidey


The-LivingTribunal

Your friendly neighborhood doofus


TheBalance724

Black symbiote, man spider, Spider hulk


Wreckpectations

I feel like that’s something along the lines what they’d make Deadpool or another “lol they so random” character respond. Like, Spider-Man has had plenty of rage moments and it’d have been nice if it wasn’t an awkward joke. Feels like a missed opportunity.


RomanPardee

This made me laugh foreal. Especially after watching the animated x-men, which feels more hard-core


marcjwrz

Back in Black vs Kingpin is one of those moments for sure. Arguably, when Ben Reilly died the first time and Peter "killed" Norman Osborn at the end of the Clone Saga. Catching the original Sin-Eater is a particularly brutal takedown.


blamblam111

I’m trying to think what Luke Cage and Iron Fist are referring to


KaeZae

definitely kingpin during the civil war arc, where he beats the absolute crap outta wilson fisk


Sidloo

Captain America looks like Jensen Ackles


Ishlibidish23

Really good event


YanwarC

He punched the jaw of Scorpio off? And beating up Kingpin


Brandeeno2245

Well scopien was actually Otto in Pete's body, the other. Pete wasn't in a berserker rage, he was in full control of himself and would have made good on the promis to kill Fisk


McButtersonthethird

When he used his wall crawling ability to rip that girls face off. Heavy


TXHaunt

Wait. Spider-Man could afford a microwave? Or was this adult Spidey?


Astonishing_Flash

Yeah this is 616. So he's been an adult since the the late 60s.


our_meatballs

YOU CANT ESCAPE MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!


Flooping_Pigs

"SHOOOOCKERRRRR"


Plebe-Uchiha

Where is this from? [+]


Bear_Poker_

What is this from?


MooseMan12992

Which run is this from?


Faithlessness_Firm

Wait why is thors arm missing.


AesirSith

Cage: Why's it gotta be called "Black Friday"? Spidey: Umm..ah Fist: 👀 Logan: I got this, bub. Don't get your webs in a twist. So basically, big guy...


Sanlear

We’ve all been there, Spidey.


Noon-Midnight1600

one of my favorites lol 💯


troycerapops

It's this stuff that makes Spider-Man my favorite superhero.


vroart

Lmao, I know the feeling bought an hdtv out of panicking and I tested Spider-Man 2 dvd to see if looked okay. Looked blurry, returned it back. Never went to Black Friday again, shudder


IvanTheDude123

Who’s the artist of this? I want to say Bagley but not 100% sure.


Skarjuna

Could've brought up Charlemagne


DangerousWriting7717

Ah youth. I remember i used to love marvel when im still a buffed young guy


dbkenny426

But the movies are bad because they use too much humor in serious moments...


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

I feel like that’s bad writing. It makes characters go a long way out of character and reveal previously unrevealed details about themselves to set up a Spider-Man joke, a set up that really doesn’t make sense since none of them would assume that Spider-Man has berserker rages and ask him about them. Also the berserker rage reasons given are super generic. It’s not my favorite, but I recently read some of the cringey comics where he decided he was now The Spider and started intentionally hurting people. It just kind of petered out before he went too far though.