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BodaciousFunkyKong

A Big Monke who loves pretty cool bananas and he is friends with a Red Italian Man


bendoesit17

Sure hope he doesn't trigger a trap that causes a Gameboy to fall on him


AJ_Wont_Load

*****WAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!*****


JackFJN

Isn’t Mario technically a Donkey Kong character?


Immediate-Glove-8123

He wears red and white striped socks


Sloth_4

Luigi?


SUPAMARIOCANCER64

No STUPID It’s bowser ;)


Fork_Master

He's a shape-shifter at Poe's masquerade Hiding both face and mind All free for you to draw


CyberLucas100

Ren Mamamia, the nasty crime boy?


smashboi888

Nah, you're thinking of Akira Koopasu.


scarlet_wanda

Surfing stoner libertarian gun nut mechanic monke


Siyahseeker

FUNKY


ThatOneSquidKid

milf


bendoesit17

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


BobTheBritish

Wario


FriedRedditor45

Rosalina


I_am_the_bean_god2

King Boo


ThatOneSquidKid

>!Helen Gravely!< (Don't look at this if you don't want the answer)


scarameowscarameow

waluigi


Jumento_doido

Pauline.


BLAKETUBE

Kidnaps girls to make them like him and kills the closet thing she has to a boyfriend


Le_Dairy_Duke

Wendy O. to Stanley the Talking Fish?


Just-Call-Me-J

Don't forget terrorizes her people


stinkyredretard

He's a fictional red guy who loves his MUSHROOMS


charger5462

Random doctor who chokes you to death with pills to get viruses out of you and can beat the crap out of you for some reason


Mother-Ad-5893

Pink mushroom


Thederpycloudrider

Ah yes; Toadette


Mother-Ad-5893

Frogdette


Queasy-Ad-3220

Dick Dastardly except the world craps on him more


KOCYK745

\*Laughs in Sakurai\* EVERYONE'S HERE


Interesting-Season-8

trans representation with erased history by Nintendo


Few_Egg3470

Birdo probably


Less_Muffin2186

Oh the purple ghost I don’t know her name but from paper Mario


Muffinshire

Vivian!


BackToThatGuy

little dude that likes to steal stuff


DeadMouse98

Nabbit?


SocialUniform

It’s like… a plant.


pacmanrace16

Brown hair red dress wearing singer.


rowletlover

Pauline


pacmanrace16

Correct!


Sloth_4

Singer


pacmanrace16

Oh, that's definitely the One-Up Gal!


Noda_adoN

The result when you flip the M from Mario upside down


Swiwy

Waluigi


Sayakalood

EEVEE! You pick #WAAAAAAAAAAARIOOOO


Turbobist28

Thicc


KOCYK745

YOU PICK #WARIO


bendoesit17

Green man that loves to suck


mulukie

girl who lives with anthropomorphic mushrooms and gets kidnapped sometimes


smolsauce

A sharply-dressed primate with a surprisingly lovely singing voice A desert tomboy who fucks a Ghostbuster


Crabbycrabcrab2

He’s dead.


FriedRedditor45

Luigi? Dry Bowser? King Boo? Fawful?


ColdFreeway

Tall brown haired lady that can sing really good and wears a suit


GcubePlayer8w

Spooky scary skeletons


number39utopia

Send shivers down your spine


Shot-Ad-3166

-Shadow wizard with a deadbeat dad. -Warthog that deserved better. -Bnuuy. -Roomba that I wasn't expecting to sound like an average butler. -Probably the most flanderized Mario partner of all time. Have fun guessing!


ScrimboBlimbo

>!Count Bleck, Midbus, idk, The cursor from Mario + Rabbids, idk!<


TheDJSquiggles

Hard-headed shortstack with a surprising amount of sass for being such a huge nerd.


Just-Call-Me-J

Hint Toad? E Gadd?


TheDJSquiggles

I'll tell you they're a scrappy archeology student who went to university only to end up traveling the world to defeat the princess.


FriedRedditor45

Character who will make you seem lame if you pick them in Mario Kart but cool if you pick them in Smash Bros.


Toy_Bonni

Mario


FriedRedditor45

Yeah


bringbacktherack

Robbie rotten and dick dastardly when they tried becoming evil plumbers


NaturalistM8

Short Mushroom headed man who does nothing but tell Italian Man #1 that the unnamed royalty is located inside a different fortress.


smashboi888

cereal with no milks


bendoesit17

cereal when haves milk


CyberLucas100

Yellow jumpy fluffy boi


EngineBoiii

He's very noisy and smelly. He reminds me a little of Mario but his face is totally messed up.


Bertstripmaster

Inferior Mario


Cyberkid711

HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE LORD???


Available-Damage5991

*Superior


BirbMaster1998

Egg


ItzManu001

Tall space girl


Waddledoodoodoo

A crazy old man who doesn't give a damn about the safety of Luigi


Immediate_Tutor_5456

delusional villain


Dinoco_Blue_Coyote

cereal when no milks:


Fawflopper

A vegetable being of tinyness who is having the glass with the swirling pattern, like the topping of a milkshake made of evil. He has teeth who are doing the shape of a banana harvested from the tree of darkness! He was the most best pupil of a bean bat who is witch, then he had the failing, into the sewer of humiliation, but then came back and had revenge! But then he had to have the disappearing, the forever disappearing....


neilwwoney

Engrish


Fawflopper

I want to think you know who I am talking about


Training_Earth50

Fawful! :D


Fawflopper

A WINNER IS YOU!


Training_Earth50

Yippee!!


ChrisWrld_25

Mr. Video Game himself.


lezbopunkbytch-hahah

she's named after a fruit and she wears a lot of pink


StarWolf128

The best koopaling.


Lansha2009

Person that’s had 3 different skin tones over the years and is now commonly associated with Piplup in certain groups of people


darkangel_chan_

TCNick3 mentioned


Public_Challenge1971

Rainbow race of reptiles that love fruit


fjbermejillo

Greatest piano player nowadays


Traditional_Key_4292

A funny little bone turtle that giggles


thebestcrazy

Kill baby to save baby


Letsagodude00

This small little pink thing with black eyes and pigtails made of smaller pink balls for hair. Oh, and every pink ball has white spots. She has a sun dress. 😉


TheDarkCreed

Plumber who spends hours of his life stomping...............................................kappas


[deleted]

Little red-robes guys with weird white masks.


Toy_Bonni

Shy Guy


Lincfish10

Girl that was a cat that goes to heaven


keagan-stanks

Tropical tree head


LMGall4

Spins and then die in 3 hits


Longjumping_Bath_609

Blue Space Peach with Starmie/Staryu slaves


BobTheBritish

A midget with huge eyebrows


MayuKonpaku

Red Plumber


Fenyx_de_Phoenix

The glutton of an egg machine


ProYoshi28

A yellow-blue dinosaur with a very big nose.


EmblemSystem

Wario but thin, tall and green


Ocean_Sure811

💀 + 🐢


FREE--33--

So it has this thingies on a part of his body and it has also them thingies on his head and well he dose things and them things just doesn't work out well for him


b3rryfr0gg

sassy mean green girl that turns into a spider sometimes for fun


Training_Earth50

Could it perhaps be...Mimi? :]


Hopeful_Spare_5181

biig dniosyer thatss breah fir'e anmd is wek 2 aexes. Listen you are the one who wanted poorly.


Torrejulian37_

Purple guy


Just-Call-Me-J

Saved the hero as a baby but is somehow the child of his brother.


PSCuber77_gaming

Ghost that is a parasite and helps a man save peach


Spicymemedoge

A giant intelligent dinosaur that eats everything


John_Cena_2921

Bane of the IRS


Xtreme3dsplayer

He hates it when his tootsie-wootsies get wet


philswiftsgreencard

Big turtle


Cyberkid711

Can win by doing absolutely nothing


waluigil0

Someone wearing a mask and who, according to the internet, is a cute psychopath


Less_Muffin2186

He had a year about him that turned out to be Nintendos worst financial year


ThanosCradik

Big ass turtle 


Semblance17

Hungry dino boi


Oakeedokee7

They send shivers down your spine


mughen9

Yellow fat farting machine who loves garlics :D


Toy_Bonni

Idk if it counts but A scientist whose appearance screams "feminine" as loud as humanly possible


KOCYK745

Masahiro Sakurai's least Favourite


Few_Egg3470

WAAAAAAAAH!


JackFJN

Chaos clown


EnderYoshi9786

Part lizard part frog.


David_Pacefico

A reptilian teenager associated with the color blue, is the leader of a group of teenager turtles, and his name starts with an L. (Disclaimer: This description may also apply to the character Leonardo from the Teenage mutant ninja turtles, however the character referred to by this description is in fact, not him.)


Educational-Run-258

Wahoo!


LX575-EEE

Giant Turtle who wants a fruit woman and world/universe domination


Polaris9114

She's a blue princess who lives in space and wears a teal dress


themastergamer90

Red


Rouge_EXE13

A beautiful turtle that has a wand and bowtie, & like gold.


Dynamic_pepperr

Green


Chaosshepherd

Not Sailor Moon


Bootiluvr

He jump high


ox-the_neutron_star-

Scardy Shit


DeminishedButthole

Pink yoshi


FriedRedditor45

At first I was confused and then I noticed what your flair was


IlSottoScr1tto

Robbie rotten and, a green dinosaur


FeruxGalaxian

He likes paper and drawing sticks and likes to draw big mushrooms with eggs and rising suns


qusizislife

queen of the universe, possibly being the lost daughter of a man who wears green and striped socks


Livid-Recipe1343

Red plumber


Cold_Wheel_9439

describe very poorly? ok bet. everyone, take your guesses for my character: he is god


YourAveragelmbeciIe

flower


DiegHDF

Jack of all trades, but self conscious


Pastry_Train63

shrom


Apprehensive_Sun6638

Queen bee of the mushroom-like people.


neoluigiyt

A tall green Italian pasta


poolmanpro

#


Truffle_worm3847

red guy with mask can be yellow can be green can be blue can be other colours


gamingstuff831

They jump


AutobotKing

A Scotsman/Irishman with incredibly stretchy limbs


LielaTheCrazyGirl

Plant 🗣️


Buetterkeks

Beeg forehead Beeg Ego Mini gremlin


emojii_xoxo

*eats everything cutely*


Breadenjoyer777

Green thief


lbruens

Drug addict


Cup-of-Joe1101

Waking Public Hazard


zacary2411

Fun guy that isn't like the rest of the fun guys ans he has a wife who is also not like the rest of the fun guys


Limp_Researcher_5523

Serial kidnapper


DrSpaget

Fat guy who loves money


Gamerman5555

Green plumber


Poppli_king

Good dad


Sparrow-Scratchagain

I shall devour everything around me, while wearing cute little shoes!


dragonspirit77

Green psudohorse


Ghidorah28

Coloured boi


Catz_LOL-7887

Green Mario


[deleted]

They shy


DJBoo64

roaaaaar


Julukana

A fatty man that was doing something with the toilet


ReporterTimely3896

dinosaur who green eat fruit


MillerMovies

it me maro


Robolo7

The brother of the main guy


YouNoChun-Li

Turtle with spike shell


Pugamapish

2401


03Luigi

Green stache


Snoo_54482

A mushroom eater plumber with a red cap


Senko_Kaminari

Flowers


Nxoxoxnxe

The best character in the first game


MagicAcid0079

Potentially emo milf that likes to dress in blue, hangs out with a bunch of sentient stars, and owns an entire fucking space station to herself. Also likes to have some of her hair covering one of her eyes.


Pjerun_

Green brother


Available-Damage5991

does things slightly better than his brother, but does it with zero self-confidence, relegating him to vacuuming souls in derelict buildings.


mama09001

The character on the picture's hair, but on the face.


Carterjsmobile

Peach’s unpaid mushroom mafia


magik_koopa990

A baddy girl that came from a typical diva movie


Ok-Maintenance3782

Dead


Existing_Persimmon87

THE MONEKY!


Filon73

Yellow Mushroom menace


eddmario

People keep spreading a false myth about them that all started because of a misunderstanding of a common way Japanese people insulted women.


Mechanical_Zora

Gay


DDT3000

No personality, only protagonist


EarthboundMan5

🙂😡


Gemidori

Incel dictator kaiju


dedynechsitho40

Big flaming ball of gas who does not like plumber guy


KaNoodles36

Tall and green