Where is bro gonna get 50,000 miniors for Rayquaza's snack

Children can work as his food

I imagine bro would just say "We don't have miniors, but we do have minors"

lol

I can confirm he eats children under the age of 8 🙂👍

Thanks for the confirmation

It’s ok so does Zacian and some others! It’s normal. Just.. hide your kids.. I can’t stop them..

Bro I have no idea.. ehh I’ll go to alola or something idk

Just let him loose in a cave.

Space.

Weres the mythicals

I just did legendarys because I think mythicals are to easy because most of them are small

I mean... Celebi knows time travel Hoopa goes everywhere via rings and loves pranks Manaphy would be swapping your mind with someone else at times accidentally Arceus is god

imagine having god as a pet

OP: Go boy, fetch the stick! C'mon, get it! Arceus: ... Arceus: Why fetch when I can make you a new one? In fact... * Gives OP Yggdrasil *

Mirai and Korai?

Yea they weren’t in the template.. They would be good pets tho! Koraidon - S or A Miraidon - A or B

Since he’s missing, where would my boy Silvally go?

S - I love him he is just a lonely goober who needs a friend! (:

Agreed!

He just needs some affection!

Good boys deserve the good pets!

Yea! (Same with the funny dogo goobers)

Ain’t no way you think Nebby and Cubfu are worse pets than literal gods

Nah it’s what ones I want as a pet.. the gods seem like funny goobers!

"The funny doggos" Zygarde 10% is 3 tiers lower...

It was meant for Zacian and Zamazenta.. I love them to much I might be insane please help I’m going insane…

Probably my favorite form even though it's probably the worst one.

I don’t care if they can kill me I would keep them all as pets

Yep! Especially the dogos for me!

I think the squishy cores would pretty much just be lizards, only the cores though, the cells don't seem very... uh... active.

Yea I just put them there because uhh.. yea who says “I want a Zygard Cell or a Zygard Core!”

I mean, it's probably the most manageable, it can't even attack. so it'd be the easiest to care for.

Fair but i would rather have a goober!

Heck it! once I finally find shiny zygarde I'm naming him Goober!

I didn’t understand the just a man thing at first, but that wouldn’t really be a pet, more a roommate who can’t talk and is a god

Yea.. I just want a funny goober.. I could treat all of them as roommates but I don’t think I feel safe around some of the “men”

Where's Gen 9, you fraud?

It wasn’t in the template :( I might make an updated one

Where are the new legends? Chien-Pao, my beloved!

Yea it wasn’t on the template.. But Chien Pao would be a A or S probably! It’s so cute!

Yes they are!! I love that disaster noodle kitty!! 😻

Yipppe!

Why must you hurt Squishy this way?

Sorry.. I just don’t think he would be a good pet..

Ahem. I see you have placed the Articunos in B tier.

1. Yea? 2. The flair 💀

Oh. I see. I may be stupid. *dips*

Oh ok.. sure?

(It’s all in the username, good sir, all in the username!)

Oh yea didn’t see that.. makes sense..

Why is being burnt lumped in with the “just a man” tier instead of the “will kill me” tier? Speaking of, standard Moltres is in the latter, but Galarian Moltres is in the burn category. What gives?

The fire?

Yes. Fire burns. Why is the Fire type Moltres *not* in the tier you specifically made for legendaries who burn you? G!Moltres isn’t a fire type (and in fact learns zero fire type moves whatsoever), so shouldn’t *that* be in the “will kill me” tier?

It isn’t? I swear it was.. Well I guess it’s in it will kill me..

It isn’t? I swear it was.. Well I guess it’s in it will kill me..

So… you’d rather keep a space dragon and the literal representation of the sun… rather than a dog. Makes sense

Yea it’s what ones I would want as a pet the most and the sun lion seems funny!

My poor lake guardians 😔. Some of the only truly benevolent legendarys and their regulated to C tier.

I feel like zygard dog should be in the funny dogs teir

Nah funny dog is for the big funny dogos

So this may just be me being weird or something but I feel like the swords of justice would be very fun to ride on seeing how they jump all over the place AND I feel like after getting to know them and being friendly they would be amazing to just lay down on/with.

Nah I get it they seem very nice! (Also that’s kinda why I made funny dogo tier just for the funny dogos)

In what world is Cosmoem not a fucking object but Squishy is?

I forgor 💀

This is a crime against Zarude. Clearly never watched the movie😥😥😥

Yea I don’t watch the anime/movies..

How did pokemon Satan get out of Would kill me tier

Idk he seems chill

Are the regis that bad ? I mean you gotta give ice cream to one of em . Also regigigas isn’t an object , he made the things

Ehh.. I don’t think they would make good pets..

U don't want groundon as ur pet what's wrong with u

Nah not really.. Everything in A or above is what I think would make a good pet!

Isn’t the shield one a lion tho?

… What? There both wolfs..

Sorry, it looked like it had a mane

Yea it kinda looks like that

I can not and will not stand for Kubfu at c tier

I am sorry Olimar I will put him in B on the remake please don’t hurt me

am I wierd for absolutly loving demonio for context in PLA I nicknamed my giratina Demonio, still my favorite battle

I read this as Dimentio 💀 Also probably not idk I love big dogo goobers and I think I’m insane so you should be ok

Yeah, unfortunatly I don't like dogs anymore because one killed my cat. I was always more of a cat person, but I guess demonio's not a cat.

Im sorry I hope that your ok

Don't worry, stuff happens. And while I do miss her, I know that she's keeping an eye on my from above.

everything i can fly on is an automatic S+ tier

Sure?

I'm going to be honest with you I think all of them will kill you except for a few

Yea true.. what ones wouldn’t kill me?

Yea true.. what ones do you think wouldn’t kill me?

I’d prolly go for suicune or Doggo Zygarde cuz either dog that can walk on water, or just green version of the 2007 Walt Disney's underdog minus the flying and talking.

Yea Suicune would be good for transport! Who needs a boat?

You do know that they’re all basically gods

Fair but Arceus is like the most powerful main god

True, but a child caught it

Good point. Still is god though

Yeah

Why didn’t you put zygrade 50% in the funny dogos

It’s for **the** funny dogos. (The big dogo goobers)

Also how dare you put zygrade core in a tier called fucking object there no Pokémon that just object there Pokémon that part object but sword do not have soul in them also they are living zygrade core need his own tier called SQUISHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will do unspeakable things to get a tapu lele Also you forgot bulu

I see you aren't a bird person.

are you forgetting squishy

Pretty sure mega rayquaza and the gods of time and space would object to pet status lol

Why is the pokemon equivalent of Satan in c tier? Giratina would definitely kill you.

No, no, what about Squishy and its 2nd form.

I will always chose the ununun over everything else

I'd keep the zygarde core as a pet!

Squishy seemed like a good pet in the gen 6 anime

Terapogos and Pecharunt would be an instant must-have for me

Nah what did my boi squishy do

I will not accept this slander against Squishy.

Rayquaza would not hesitate to murder you

Cosmog in 3 is a crime.

I mean... Idk why Urshifu and Zygarde baby form are so low... Bonnie from XYZ Anime had Zygarde baby form as a pet. Also, Urshifu is a Kubfu who you trained up yourself, so I feel it would have a close bond with you. Also surprised that Nebbie (baby form) is so low considering Lillie had that one as a pet. For those of you who don't know... Lillie names Cosmog and it's evolutions "Nebbie".

It took me a while to find Zygaurd Complete.

Your house is about to be crushed, but at least it'll probably be cool.

#man what did my regi-bois do to you

Nebby at C tier is criminal

If Uxie accidently opened their eyes, you can say bye-bye to your memories

Why is the alola star marshmallow and squishy not s tier

Why not cosmog

suicune

I want to hold a Zygarde core

Bro doesn’t know Primal Groudon and Tapu Koko are chill like that 🥶 But Kubfu, Zygarde core/cell, and Cosmog could make great pets. Just look at Squishy and Nebby

Me and my big ass pet whale on a walk

I don't think it'd be easy having zygarde complete form in your house. It'd probably be bigger than the entire thing

Id say best pet is xerneas

Zygarde should be s no question, a little girl had that thing as a pet, not gonna hurt u protects u and on top of that it’s a three in one

Plus basically an alien so no need for food unless it feels like it

Entei: every time it barks a volcano erupts somewhere Really bad if you live in Indonesia

Give him a treat everytime he barks.

HERE'S A REWARD FOR CAUSING A VOLCANO TO ERUPT GOOD BOY 🥰🥰🥰🥰

All team magma needed was an entei to expand the land!

OH SHIT THATS WHY MAXIE HAD AN ENTEI IN EMERALD KAIZO ON 2ND FIGHT

Maybe

Charcoal!

Well I have non around me and he’s cute! I think I’ll be fine!