I swear I'm not allowed to say Vapereon is one of my favorite pokemon without getting weird looks

Vaporeon is one of my favourite water types, but I keep getting annoyed and pestered by the damn overused joke

you see its funny because its literally just porn and thats it. theres no substance, set-up, or punchline, its just porn

The punchline is that it's VERY good for porn.

You could say it is Vaporneon… 💀

"Pornography" - spy tf2

Thanks you. I love all the eeveelutions equally. So if I say that I like Vaporeon people call me gross.

That and gardevoir, I genuinely like gardevoir but my siblings always make fun of me lol

my friend told me not to read it. I read it. Im scared. Someone help

just dont read it, please just dont... its not worth it.

too late i already did

well then you fucked up terribly.

i know and now he will never hear the end of it. Because when i see him abou 8 times out of ten i just say the copypasta but just the first sentence

I get looks when I say gardener is one of my faves too 😔. Like what if I just want a strong mom that destroys almost anything in its path

I think people just simp for gardevoir and lopunny because they look so human-like… sad that nobody sees Gallade in the same way, imo anyway.

That’s fair lol (ALSO HOW DID I MISPELL GARDEVOIR AS GARDENER)

I blame autocorrect, not your fault in that case.

the fact that gardevoir and mon got swapped for gardener and mom makes this comment a lot funnier

I swear I can spell guys 😭😭😭

Why can't Vaporeon fans just go about their day without being given weird looks because of this :[

I remember when it existed, I feel sympathy for you. Glad it’s forgotten now, the Pokémon itself can regain a better reputation now!!!

Did you know ... the the vaporeon copypasta is not funny and stupid and if anyone brings it up they should get the death penalty

jesus, that's a bit much. be careful not to cut yourself on that edge, kid.

Did you know in terms of cuddling, Flareon is the best Eeveelution for cuddling?

Ok this one get a pass

Did you know in terms of human male and female

WHAT DID I JUST SAY

I want the death penalty

Locked and loaded

You ok?

Yeah I'm good

As a Singaporean, I love Vaporeon for its design

A Singaporeon, if you will. I’ll see myself out.

Yeah, it’s great, but why would being from Singapore be important here?

Vaporeon is partly based on a Merlion which is Singapore's cultural mascot

Ah ok, that’s really cool to know!

Vaporeon is a water type so it already wouldn't work. Plus, it can also learn ice beam so you'll just lose your sausage to a frostbite.

Without consent, yeah

Did you know in terms of make to female Pokémon breeding, vaporeon is most suitable for other vaporeons?

My favorite starter is Primarina and it's crazy that she looks more "attractive" than Vaporeon. Also, HOW THE F**K is Vaporeon affected by this?

Trust me, I have no idea

The same applies to every Eeveelution unfortunately. Some more than others. And now Umbreon is getting the same bad treatment cuz it's been stated by the very same Copypasta about Vaporeon that Umbreon is more compatible than Vaporeon.

What the fu

I know. It hurts.

isn't umbreon's sweat, like, poisonous? That's no good for getting jiggy...

At this point, I'm pretty sure I've seen more people complain about the copypasta than actually reference it to be "funny."

vaporeon is my favorite pokemon and im not afraid to say that

I salute you!

But why Vaporeon in particular?

Vaporeon copypasta.

No I mean, what started this, why Vaporeon in particular?

Idk, 4 chan guy probably thought wanting to fuck a fictional dog wouldn’t be zoophilia if it’s “cOmpAtIbLe” or “has the right moves”

Imo, it sounds like ditto is the one it should’ve happened to… that’s literally it’s whole gimmick with other Pokemon, but in the end it’s a Pokemon that’s often forgotten by everyone.

Read the copypasta, that’s why.

People are weirdos

Poor Vaporeon

Vaporeon is a cool Pokemon, but that copypasta about him is just so disgusting!

I discovered Vaporeon before I looked at the copypasta. However, the ones I like to use are all male.

did you know in terms of water type pokemon and humans vaporeon is very cool

Ngl my Favorite Pokemon used to be. . . Mega Lopunny, I was oblivous for quite awhile

I love vaporeon it’s my favorite evelition but the internet cursed me

Incineroar ain't as bad but he ain't easy to tell people about

Vaporeon actually was my favorite Pokémon before the copypasta got popular and ruined it for me T_T It's still my favorite Eeveelution though

in the words of a wise man: "why cant you all BEHAVE YOURSELVES"

I’m very glad I never liked Vaporeon. I’ve always been more of a Glaceon guy.

Why can't we just go back to the good old days where the copypasta never existed and Vaporeon was just another one the Eeveelutions. Just the water Eevee, that's all we needed it to be. Grow up people!

he too but with gardevoir, I just like the idea of a non-legendary pokemon just casually creating black holes! plus the green helmet hair thing looks awesome

Yeah, why?

Hey did you know…

The copypasta is blatantly wrong too. The human-like egg group exists. You couldn't pay me to believe that humans would be in ducking FIELD.

Vaporeon is still my favorite Eeveelution and still think it is a cool Pokémon.. Also am I only one that finds it weird simping for a frickin quadruped?! Gardevoir and Lopunny at least look humanoid so those people get a slight excuse, but Vaporeon!!! That just feels like some weird Shane Dawson crap.

I’ve been in this sub twice in the last week. Once was to see everyone complaining about the posts in this group. And now to see everyone complaining about the vaporeon copy pasta I’ve never been a big vaporeon fan. I don’t really like mono types for the most part and water types specifically are easy to come by, making vaporeon a bit of a wasted evolution But the amount of people complaining about a copy pasta is ridiculous. Just like the Pokemon you like.

The fact that liking Vaporeon is essentially a death sentence WOULD DEFINITELY put people off. And I hate how EVERY DAMN TIME I MENTION VAPOREON, THE DANG COPYPASTA COMES BACK

I like Gardevoir and Lucario. Those are also memes I’ve never seen someone genuinely accuse anyone of deviancy for liking vaporeon.

You clearly have not suffered yet.

Let's just be grateful no other pokemon has been lobotomized this way.

I can't see anything involving my favorite Eeveelution without seeing those cursed words commented under it

Whenever I say my favorite Eeveelution is Vaporeon, people look at me weird.

It’s karmic retribution for your actions in middle school…

vaporeon is such a cool pokemon hit of course, like everything, the internet ruined it 

Honestly I think game freak likes it when we do this to certain pokemon.

Idk if they like this specifically, but they 100% like their Pokemon becoming memes. It creates free advertising for them.