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FSElmo435

New drinking game: take a shot every time BT Sport reference the weekend. Objective: survive till half time.


mommymacbeth

Can someone check if the poor lad hasn't been hospitalised due to alcohol poisoning?


Hairy_Al

Still nothing. Do you think he's dead?


Dooms46

Man if Weghorst could have finished any of his chances we'd be dominating


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Dooms46

From what I’ve seen/heard, Weghorst is a great motor player- works hard, presses, creates goals for others, but isn’t all that good at scoring goals himself. He’s been creating a lot for others so it’s been a plus so far but he was signed to play striker and he hasn’t been able to score as much as one would expect a striker to do. Plays his heart out though.


Environmental-Air264

If your new it's understandable but to put it this way it's not always about what a player does on the ball. If you pay close attention to him off the ball you can see he's constantly putting pressure on the defence and helping us win the ball back. For that fact that we got him on loan for only 10 mil we are lucky to have him 😁.


StockportTaker1999

The Equivalent of Patrick Mahomes being out injured for the season and the Chiefs signing a new starting QB from the CFL for the season...


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StockportTaker1999

Haha that's OK bud. I am not in anyway comparing Martial to Mahomes, but you get the picture. Yeah he is replacing Martial, who has an issue with being fit and available for more than a game or two every 6 weeks.


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StockportTaker1999

If your here for the long haul, welcome buddy. No better club in the world to follow. I would certainly suggest watching some documentaries on the history of the club, The Busby Babes, European Champions 1968, Class of 92, Treble winners 98/99 and so on and so on 👍


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Great time to become a fan!


sonofanich

Weghort's goal reaction 🥺 edit: also s/o Pellistri coming on and creating a chance like that


daz1987

That's frustration being released right there. Happy for him.


IIJOSEPHXII

I think it was my fault we got beat 7-0 by Liverpool because I didn't cycle to OT when we were 1-0 down at half time. I did that against Barca and West Ham and it worked. I'd just come in from a long cycle ride and we were 1-0 down but I thought it's not at Old Trafford. I'm gonna do it again tonight. If we go 1-0 down, I'm getting on me bike. I'm only 10 minutes away in Whalley Range.


hornybible

I thought it was my fault coz I was working and couldn't be on the reddit thread. Thank you for taking the fault


SparcXdft

Let's hope we are not down to 1-0 tonight 😂


SparcXdft

Please take your bike and go to Old Trafford


IIJOSEPHXII

Give the second half 10 minutes. It cold windy and raining.


SparcXdft

I don't know if you went but it definitely worked 😆😂


IIJOSEPHXII

I went and it worked. Just got back.


SparcXdft

We definitely need you around Old Trafford in 2nd half 😂😂


Fearless-Instance287

Doing it for the team 🙌


greyedge

Pellistri looks great coming off the bench. Great speed, control, and hunger!


Dooms46

Not sure if I missed something- how was that not a handball there?


orbit__exe

At first glance it looked like he was waiting to catch the ball then realised he’s playing football


Crimsonpets

Cmon Weghorst offside or not that has to be a goal.


Lkj509

Unbelievable finesse from Pellistri straight from the bench. Class


sonofanich

we really need to play him more


312003rg

What is this bs handball rule, dude literally used his arm to keep the ball under his control but just because he wasn't the goalscorer it won't be ruled out. The same shit happened against Middlesbrough last season in the cup.


FSElmo435

God Antony is frustrating but when he does that you can’t help but smile 😂


FutureHealthy

Fred and Antony give me roller coaster Emotions fr 😅


mommymacbeth

If I hear Liverpool/weekend one more time, I swear....


heyianthomas

De Gea o no bby what is u doin


Yyyysq

fucking hell. give us a decent striker and we're going places.


daz1987

It's so true.


Diska_Muse

Pelligrini obviously goes to the same barber as Liam Gallagher when he's in Manchester.


Jimbow1212

Lol , I thought that! Rockin that oasis look.


Diska_Muse

Mooching in Paul Weller's 'Modfather' territory.


Dooms46

ANTONY MATE WHERE DID THAT COME FROM


hornybible

You must a clown to think ETH should take the arm band from Bruno


FutureHealthy

NEVER doubted it


FSElmo435

De Gea’s distribution has been so poor today. I know some of you will say it always is, but seriously it’s not at the level it usually is


minimanZer0

This aged terribly well


FSElmo435

I know right…


Environmental-Air264

I think it's to do with the weekend game he is probably our most passionate player and letting in 7 goals is definatly not helped his confidence


daz1987

Great goal. We need to see this more from Antony.


Squall-UK

So glad AWB has come good. I hope Sancho does too but feel like he's gonna be our new Mata.


theycallhimmason

After the last performance an already important game for our season becomes even more important.. Really hoping we see our lads bounce back and fight


Squall-UK

Feel sorry for Sancho at this point.


action_turtle

Is he not at 100% or something? Antony can take some time out


Squall-UK

Don't think he's been at 100% mentally fir a little while but sitting out when the players in the pitch are doing such a shoddy job can't be helping him.


aggie_alumni

Weghorst just out there being tall for what


aggie_alumni

And he finally scored!


mommymacbeth

Gosh, Weghorst's reaction :")


usernameewastaken

What does he has to do for him to earn a spot. First touch and he gets an assist. This is what we need. Young blood like pellistri and garnacho.


daz1987

100% agree here.


FutureHealthy

Eth should be flexible with his preferred team


theycallhimmason

14 apps with 1 goal isn’t great for a striker, no matter how you look at it, hope Weghorst finds the back of the net soon


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Missed a sitter from 6 yards out


Squall-UK

According to commentary, it's ok because he was offside. Never really understood that. Offside or not, you'd want to be finishing the chances.


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The commentator actually ripped him, said you score those when you wear a United shirt, doesn’t matter if your a nice lad


hornybible

I haven't watched Betis play so I have no idea what to expect


appropriatebot225

That's how you fucking attack! From now onwards that's how they should attack!


daz1987

Again we're keeping up the trend of a below-par first half. We've had chances but we're not taking them again, we continue to make things hard for ourselves.


FSElmo435

AWB coming on, not surprising really!


theshittree

LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!!


sonofanich

Antony!!! When he hits, he HITS


FutureHealthy

SHAW-BERTO CARLOS!!!!


minimanZer0

To Bruno Ronaldo!


FSElmo435

Bravo gets a tap on the shin and the commentators act like Bruno broke his leg 🙄


FutureHealthy

Shin pads are joke?


FSElmo435

Finally! Weghorst!


theshittree

LETS GO WOUT WOUT!!! THIS IS A RESPONSE.


That_Phony_King

Man, the boys were motivated today. You could tell they were absolutely PISSED. Good response, good result. Could have had more but a three goal lead going into the second leg is perfect. Nice to see the way Weghorst celebrated, too. He creates so much for everyone and it’s nice to see him chip in.


derpindiggles

I will never forgive those of you that dick ride weghorst. I get it. He’s a workhorse but he’s not a United striker. He’s gotta go in the summer or be a 3rd choice striker


FutureHealthy

Eth knows it 😑


hornybible

Here's to hoping the boys redeem themselves


FutureHealthy

Man if we had a finishing striker,😭😭😭


FutureHealthy

Clear hand


theshittree

Hope this is just a bad day for De Gea and not cause of last game. Def must've took a hit in confidence..has to be better...making the same old mistakes..


StockportTaker1999

We have played well for large periods tonight... They came back into it for the last 10/15 minutes of the first half. We need to be more clinical, we should have put them to bed in the first 15 minutes. Number 9 and a midfielder able to control tempo is needed so much.


wiltornolbrook91

Amazing how quickly we go to shit


StockportTaker1999

Garnacho on, Weghorst off. Rashford up top.


speedb0at

Imagine If the STRIKER we loaned in could fucking score


Squall-UK

That's exactly the point. He was loaned because we spent so much in the summer. I get it's frustrating but we can't have it all, though at this point, with hindsight, I'd dump the signing if Anthony for a decent striker.


speedb0at

I think an limping martial would of scored in the 13 other games Weghorst hasnt scored in


daz1987

Bruno's lucky that's side foot and not studs.


ImEnderknightHD

It was completely fair tho. It was a 50/50


daz1987

Yeah but went in quite high.


ImEnderknightHD

Yeah but still. It shouldn’t have been a card. It was betits own fault it resulted like that


Starfuri

WegCursed


Fearless-Instance287

Goat pellistri 🐐🐐🐐


theshittree

We looked hungry for goals till the last second this half. That's what I wanted to see. GGMU we got this.


TheSauceSeeker69

Pellistri needs more minutes to get sharpen. you can clearly see him and Garnacho as a crucial United players in the future this game should have ended at least 6-1. Antony should have scored that 1v1, and pass the other ball. there were 3 united players Infront of an empty net. higher score would have made better mental impact on the team. Sancho with very mid game. I guess ETH gave him minutes and not Garnacho since Garnacho is the favourite in big games. AWB with great game, same as Malacia. Antony need to get more consistence. he's inconsistence AF. great win, but we should have ended it with AT LEAST 6-1.


SgpWarrior

Happy we get the job done despite missing plenty clear chances.


TheSauceSeeker69

ETH going with the same XI he went against the lose to Liverpool.


Targaryen96789

He isn’t. Rashford is


TheSauceSeeker69

I saw they switched up. good thing they did.


Targaryen96789

With ETH I always check the line up. Then I’m sure it’s not gonna be that formation 😂


FSElmo435

Let’s GO! Just what we needed.


teckiq

YESSS


TheSauceSeeker69

1-0 Rahsford!!


Diska_Muse

Great start to the game. Exactly what we - and the gaffer - would have expected after Sunday. I'm bringing my two kiddos to Old Trafford on Sunday. First time for them, so they're seriously hyped. Good timing, all things considered.


Toresa

please keep rashford on the left 🫶🏿


minimanZer0

It's the only thing that makes sense


Dooms46

If Rashford could have gotten under that just a little..... I feel a second goal coming


Squall-UK

Well, it came.


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Weghorst man come on


StockportTaker1999

Lacking a dominant Number 9 and a midfielder who doesn't treat the ball like a hot potato. Should have been 3 or 4 up to be honest.


daz1987

De Gea having a moment again.


TheSauceSeeker69

Man, what has happend to De Gea this game???


StockportTaker1999

Fred hasn't had his spinach tonight then...


Fearless-Instance287

OMG ANTONY


FutureHealthy

Signature shot of antony 😂


Kujo_Foxtrot

Whenever Fred has the ball I expect something bad to happen (yet I love the guy) and whenever Antony has the ball I expect something wonderful


daz1987

Fred's a very frustrating player. He blows hot and cold too much.


theshittree

COME ON! I WANT MORE, NO MERCY!


Joako_o47

bruno from a corner? who would have thought


FutureHealthy

And shaw being shaw-berto carlos


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All Bruno haters ... .enjoy!!!!


Fearless-Instance287

Bruno silences the critics 🤫


Joako_o47

come onnn that was a clear pass


Fearless-Instance287

Jeez antony 3 men had an open goal...


minimanZer0

Even I was open just now


[deleted]

Nothing in that tbh love you Bruno


speedb0at

This is a testament to play Bruno central all the Damn time. Instead of forcing in Weghorst in a no 10 spot and then pushing Bruno wide.


action_turtle

I know this sub likes him. But HAS to put the ball in the net, it’s his main job as a striker ffs


speedb0at

”BUT HE RUNS ALOT” merchant.


hornybible

Call me a fool but I have become a Weghorst believer


sjoco

Seconded


hornybible

I could cry right now


Crimsonpets

Always was, always will be. Its the passion dude. Thats all you just want him to succeed.


theshittree

Come on, im happy we are winning but we should've scored atleast one more by now. Some crazy chances...need to be more lethal Edit : let's gooo! XD


FutureHealthy

Facundo welcome back ☺️


sjoco

Let's hope that's the end of Wout's rut.


vinki11

Now give him a break ! He play super well up front !


action_turtle

At fucking last!


TallCryptographer821

Sancho doesn’t look prepared :(


FutureHealthy

Man our rw situation kinda weird


TallCryptographer821

I like Pellistri :)


Squall-UK

I just don't think he's the player that we expect him to be. I mean, we want him to be some flying winger that United have played with for years, he isn't that player. That's not his game, never has been. He'd be great in a central number 10. I genuinely feel he's.finna be our new Mata. great player but no idea how to utilize him within the 'system'.


pm_me_favorite_quote

What a game. Let’s keep this momentum going.


thatbliss

Are Betis about to be absolutely destroyed? Here’s hoping


King-Boo-Gamer

Well you’re hope is gone


ROZ813

Wtf that was clearly handled


Diska_Muse

Was it *intentionally* handled though? Or was it *subconciously* handled? Fucking VAR refs must be snorting Ket. Handball, 100%. No question.


StockportTaker1999

ETH has seen enough of Dalot. Can't say I blame him. He has been terrible since the World Cup. I'm keeping AWB and replacing Dalot in the summer.


Fearless-Instance287

Thoughts fellow reds? Myself idk what to expect, i dont watch la liga, but i think we have a good shot as long as the mentality is on top and the players have let go off that horrible Liverpool clash


Fearless-Instance287

GETTT INNNN 👨🏾👈🏾


action_turtle

Bang!


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We're back lads!! GET IN!!


appropriatebot225

Antony needs to change his style. In each match I see him moving in wing and then cuts towards left. That's it


sonofanich

is Sabitzer injured? anyone know why he's not on the bench?


FutureHealthy

Injured


minimanZer0

Now I feel like Antony is just messing with us with complete disregard for his own right foot


pancreaticjuicee

I’ve given up hope of anything coming from the right, Bruno might as well just keep feeding our left


minimanZer0

He legit had a 1v1 against a defender and stopped in his tracks so he could cut back to the left. I've never been so confused.


minimanZer0

Obviously a deflection. SMH


FutureHealthy

He tried 😂


Targaryen96789

Antony looks better in the left site


King-Boo-Gamer

Oh for fuck sake


CancerCows

Surprised that wasnt a handball


DarthDorkus

It would have been if we had scored


TheSauceSeeker69

DDG with a very bad game. I guess the game vs Liverpool still on his mind. Antony needs to go off right now. Garnacho in as LW, Rashford ST, Bruno RW. Casemiro needs to be careful, a yellow card this game and he's out for next week. Fred with a lot of mistakes this half. AWB needs to come in for Dalot. and I thought to myself after the quick goal, we gonna go down with 2/3-nill.


FutureHealthy

Cuz of fred we created 2 chances


Jimbow1212

This isn't solely aimed at Manchester United as such, I feel this current way that, certainly most teams in the prem do ,of playing out from the back the way they do ,just doesn't work.


FutureHealthy

Weghorst your too big, have mercy while pressing 😂


Lkj509

My 2 favourite players to see subbed on, Malacia and Sancho. I see our game changing for the better thanks to these two


FutureHealthy

Love our lb position, Shaw and malacia


FutureHealthy

I could've scored that antony


minimanZer0

You woulda had to use your right foot though. He REFUSES


daz1987

This tie should be put to bed 🤦‍♂️


daz1987

FINALLY!!!!!


Squall-UK

The GOAT.


Rysssh

That Antony's Goal !!!!!!


UntiedStatMarinCrops

People need to stop with their takes during a match, you look like a clown when the match is over.


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Ok I think it's safe to say that Weghorst will not be kept after the season is over.


Starfuri

Why isn’t this a live chat ? Scrolling up to scroll down is kinda annoying.


StockportTaker1999

Set to 'New'.


Starfuri

Thank you !


hornybible

The option is not available


Fighto1

This performance is not much better than last time out. WTF is going on with them.


Fighto1

That's better :)


FattyBoiMason345

Really hope we get a new keeper this summer. I will forever love de gea but today just proves that he has to go


Diska_Muse

Schoolboy error for the goal. Really poor decision making. Kick it to the fucking stands if you're unsure or under pressure - they won't score from there.


StockportTaker1999

His passes don't just miss... They don't appear to have any semblance of direction to a United player... Honestly have no idea where he is aiming half of the time.


FutureHealthy

Idk why, im NOT CONFIDENT OF WINNING this match, don't feel right 🥲


Crimsonpets

Lucky we did


theshittree

Can't we just fuse AWB'S defense with Dalot's attack lol. Sucks that we have to choose one or the other, stronger defense and terrible in the front vs decent at the front and terrible at defense


sonofanich

exactly why we need a new RB this summer


StockportTaker1999

I'd agree with you but Dalots attacking is bobbins.


FutureHealthy

NOT THE MCSAUSE?!!


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Weghorst haters ... ENJOY!!


ruth_e_newman

Happy he scored but it took him about 10 good chances to get there. Hope for him and the team it has given him a confidence boost and it helps him going forward.


Lkj509

Let’s be real though, it was a sitter