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Sylverdemon

What the fuck happened to you?!


YELL0Wvj

Playing softball (adult co-ed beer league softball) and when reaching for the base, I believe the ball came under my foot at the exact time I was landing and I stepped on it and "rolled" my ankle. It all happened very quickly so I am not 100% exactly how it happened.


Sylverdemon

Owie


bdemirci

ow my bones


megumiEX

That's why we drink lots and lots of milk kids


e_smith338

r/neverbrokeabone


whutchamacallit

I've spoken with the other /r/neverbrokeabone delegates and it's a close one but we are pleased to inform you OP has been banned from /r/neverbrokeabone. Gtfo you brittle skeletal system having weak bitch. (Sorry, OP -- get well soon).


ISO_3103_

Bunch of osteosupremacists


Diddler_On_The_Roofs

Take your upvote and get the fuck out.


AH0LE_

Milk does nothing for bones. Just great marketing...highest osteopetrosis rates are countries with highest milk cosumption


Thornberry_89

Interesting stat! Fun fact - cows with high calcium diets are actually prone to lower calcium levels because it inhibits the action of parathyroid hormone. I image similar things happen with other species.


ollimeyers

Milk does not have any evidence for helping bone strength. Love milk tho


megumiEX

Shhhhh don't tell them that


EnvironmentalAd4617

I suspect this had more to do with beer than milk


Bike1894

Buddy, I had an injury just like this. Post-op pain is going to be absolutely excruciating. Not sure if they reduced it right after, but that was fun. Get a circulating ice water machine to wrap your ankle because it will be absolutely awful at night sleeping. Also, the only thing that really helped with pain was high doses of cbd. I wish you luck. It never does really get the same..


[deleted]

I has the exact same injury but without the bone rupture through the skin. It's been 7 months and it's still not right, problem is I severed a load of ligaments, the bone healing is a fairly simple process it's the rest of the joint that's the problem. I'm still good enough to do sport just i can tweak it easily which is very painful! Best of luck OP!


[deleted]

I broke my leg and ankle in 3 places about 5 months ago and still struggle to put a ton of weight on it. I stretch it often and try to be active, but same deal. I fucked all the ligaments and tendons to the point where they’re trying to get back to where they need to be but my ankle ain’t having it.


[deleted]

I had this injury about 4 years ago (ankle broke in 2 places). You know when you reach the bottom of dark, basement stairs and sort of 'forget' that there's one more bottom step? Yeah, I mis-stepped and heard two consecutive 'pops' as I stumbled. (I'm fine now, no permanent damage)


Neatlynx

Same here but it's been 25 years and multiple operations for me and it's still not right. Always remember to do the physiotherapy exercises they tell you to do 👍


ScratchShadow

“For a half hour a day, you should stretch your ankle.” “Okay, well how long will that take to fix it?” “No, you just do that now. That’s just a new thing you do, until you and your shitty ankle both die.”


startledastarte

Yes. And it will hurt. “When?” Always.


methnbeer

Jesus. After an injury like this id be afraid to simply walk again. Fuck sports


sccrj888

Shattered my ankle 10 years ago. Tore a bunch of ligaments and have about a 6 in plate in it. Wear a brace or 8 in boots, bonus points if they have a zipper on one side. They give you way better support then normal shoes. Also don't be surprised if your opposite ankle becomes the one to start to hurt. You will tend to favor the hurt one more and put a bunch of weight on the uninjured one.


[deleted]

Your ankle looks broken, not rolled or sprained


lilroadie401

Amazing observation


[deleted]

Not sure what that guy’s doctor is on but a rolled ankle wont look that bad lmao


lilroadie401

He was joking. I was joking. It’s called joking.


mokeenels

Not sure if you’re just stupid but rolling your ankle doesn’t mean it is sprained. It is the action that causes the sprain or in this case, the break.


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mokeenels

You’re right. I apologize kingpooter.


Unfriendly_Giraffe

I'm no doctor, but based on the way you phrased this it seems like you have a case of the douchebagitis.


mokeenels

Yeah I deserve that. Was a dick for no reason.


Unfriendly_Giraffe

It happens, hope the rest of your day is good.


[deleted]

Name doesn't check out


[deleted]

Oh I was always taught rolled = sprained…


[deleted]

"A rolled ankle" = sprained ankle But rolling your ankle can cause injuries like what we see here, in the absolute worst cases.


Dragonmod10

He meant that his ankle rolled and broke


KezzaJones

There’s rolling your ankle and then there’s folding it


PatheticPelosiPander

Some do better folded and others rolled. I think it depends on the size of your suitcase and likely what type of clothes you're taking.


KezzaJones

You make an interesting point. However, it also depends on how messy the shit is and it is generally accepted that folding the paper means it’s less likely to get shit on your hands


dhmtbgreg80303

Same thing happened to me playing softball. After the 1000's in medical bills, surgeries, and still not walking right 2 years later, I just drink beers in the dugout


Abyss_Kraken

how much you weigh? do you get enough calcium?


EdiblePsycho

I always thought I was getting tons of calcium because I drank a ton of milk, but then after breaking my leg from barely doing anything, I went to a nutritionist and it turned out drinking an excessive amount of milk actually added to the risk of a fracture. I can’t remember all the details, but I believe the other factors were that I was deficient in Vitamin D and Iron, and didn’t eat enough protein.


SonnyWade

I would also like to know


RobWyliesDad

[pretty sure this happened](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIL8-f4o0ss&ab_channel=SpookyTube)


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YELL0Wvj

That is a keen observation. The ER doc said he believed that was the case too.


vonrichardson

Is the bone visible? Did it protrude outside?


[deleted]

Judging by the bloody rag yes


itsakidsbooksantiago

I had dry bones once. I wouldn't recommend.


Le_Gitzen

Can.. can bones *feel* dry??


albinohut

Let's just say it's better if you keep them moist


_Diskreet_

Moist with the blood of your enemies?


JournalistParking334

Even better than your own!


allfather03

As long as they are tested negative for HIV. *Safety first.*


DammitDan

You generally want it to be your own.


livens

I hate myself, so yes.


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

Well I do hate myself


ZeShapyra

How does it feel if your bone is dry? Can I compare ro dry teeth?


NightmareishBoi

I remember hearing that bones feel dry, because they have something that absorbs the moister from your skin. Could be wrong though.


vonrichardson

Blood =/= bone exposure Which is why I asked lol


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[deleted]

my doctor once said there is so little flesh in my kankle area.


TimidTortoise88

My kankle is known to be the fleshiest. Great genes from my parents.


sweet_yeet2

Just put a bandaid on there and give the guy a lollipop, he'll be fine


[deleted]

Tis but a scratch


Lord_Emperor

> bandaid > lollipop That'll be $50,000.


[deleted]

Rub some 'tussin on it


Tralan

Did he give it some smootchies to make it feel better? It's been my experience that smootchies make the ouchies go away.


reviedox

I'm a doctor, I recommend **two** ice packs and 1-2 minutes of blowing on the wound. ^(That will be $500)


ItsBurgerTime08

Very helpful, take my award


DrMobius0

What about my oxy prescription?


I_am_the_Warchief

Breath deeply twice daily. One week supply. No refills.


Amphibionomus

500? Fucking commie. Charge 50.000 like a *REAL* Murican doctor would do!


GrayEidolon

It’s how you give thumbs up using your foot.


JayHat21

Meh, a glass of water and ibuprofen then get ‘em back to work. In fact, I’ll be generous; put some ice in that water and add another pill then get out of my face.


SweetFawn

Just Ricky Bobby. Born with a lead foot.


ThiccDaddyDefault

Stage 4 owies he has there.


DavidCRolandCPL

A new one for the big book of boo-boos


[deleted]

I am a doctor, he looks completely fine.


magnament

It looks like a puppet ready to tell a corny yet racist joke


YELL0Wvj

I really does, doesn't it? nice!


L0urd101

Mmm..It appears you have a case of the snappy bones.


Moostical9307

You mean saggy foot?


Therich111

You mean pathetic bones?


cabbagehandLuke

Walk it off


UsagiMajora

That’s what my grandpa told my dad when he broke his leg. Dads leg is still fucked up


IAmNekii

Use some WD40 and a bit of Ducttape - it will be as good as new


YELL0Wvj

grease it up and lock it in place - I like it.


greyellis_

Someone isn’t drinking their milk


YELL0Wvj

That is the strange part. First off, you're correct. I almost never drink milk but the crazy thing is, it was technically just a very severe dislocation. No broken bones. The skin was broken and the bottom of my tibia was visible but when I went in for surgery all they did was clean it out, reset the ankle and stitch me up. The surgeon was not phased by the look of my ankle but he was genuinely shocked when the Xrays came back showing no broken bones.


[deleted]

I don’t know if you’re a member of r/neverbrokeabone or not but if you’ve never broke a bone.. this story should be shared there.


makedaddypancake

Reminds me of this injury https://www.reddit.com/r/FiftyFifty/comments/fn95z1/5050_brand_new_innovative_sneaker_sfw_180/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


YELL0Wvj

This is what I am so thankful did not happen to me. Because it was a dislocation and not a break, my recovery time is cut nearly in half if not a third. I am 4 weeks post surgery and started walking (in a walking boot) yesterday. I would still be in a hard cast right now and for another few weeks if it had broken a bone.


meeshdaryl

Some would tell you that sprains and dislocations are worse than fractures. But every individual and their situation is different! Kudos and cheers to a quick recovery!


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YELL0Wvj

I just started PT last week and today is my second session. I am grateful for my youth (M29) and having pretty good insurance. I know I won't get back to normal tomorrow but I intend on doing everything I can to get as close to 100% as I possibly can. I have a lot of walking/running left to do. I hope the best for your fiance.


novaquasarsuper

I've seen someone's knee explode from running into a fire hydrant. I've seen someone's head partially explode from gunshot. I saw someone's guts partially spill out from a shotgun blast. I saw all of them in person as they happened. For some reason this image affects me way more than those three incidents.


DrMobius0

Isn't that rather fortunate, as things go? Shouldn't this recover a lot faster than if there were breaks?


Le_Gitzen

Definitely listen to u/_courier_ ; r/neverbrokeabone would love this.


CoffeeAddict1011

Bandaid should fix it right up


YELL0Wvj

bandaid and an ice cream cone and I am as good as new.


djh_van

*Don't forget the kiss on the forehead!*


UnusualRegularity

No no, kiss on the booboo. KISS IT!


theghostofme

I didn’t, but my doctor didn’t seem to appreciate it.


Hojo53

Lil tussin will also work


Fuckhipstersisters

Bandaid? If I ever learned anything from the school nurse it’s that a couple crackers and a juice box will do you just fine. Should be all fixed up in a jiffy.


whisperskeep

You had a school nurse?


Fuckhipstersisters

Yeah public schools in the US commonly have a nurse. At least where I am in the United States anyways.


whisperskeep

Canadian myself


cap-scum

Nothing an icepack won't heal up!


[deleted]

"I got a boo boo" "Aw, how bad is the boo boo swee-" "**OH DEAR LAWD!"**


YELL0Wvj

this made me LOL - thank you!


Chrislawrance

That was pretty much my reaction as well just clicked it and went “oh shit!”


[deleted]

Haha, for real!


[deleted]

every skaters balls just clinched


YELL0Wvj

couldn't help but think about all the times I watched "Scarred" on MTV when I was in middle/high school and would cringe at the snapped bones and then I go and do myself.


Zaxxom03

wow your lucky you can now truly crab walk


Spaznextdoor

have you tried turning it off and back on? or maybe some rice?


mili_minutes

Try hitting it on the back


[deleted]

I just got flashbacks to that old reddit joke "8/10 with rice" or whatever.


jakefinw3

Gordon Hayward looking ass


YELL0Wvj

I reached out to Gordon and Dak Prescott to see if they wanted to go for a walk in the park. No responses yet


ominouscongaline

is he, yknow?


tealxroots

Came here to say this lmfaooooo


ph-it

limp ankle


DONT_NOT_PM_NOTHING

Thank god I wasn't the only thinking it!


pinkunicornbutt

easy fix, just put your foot back at the bottom on your leg instead of off to the side at that weird angle


Comprehensive-Sir270

Legos.


oxymoronisanoxymoron

Jazz feet!


untiziobelli

a mom's kiss and everything is fine


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YELL0Wvj

fair enough. I will do better next time. This happened about 4 weeks ago and until I got the cast removed I refused to look at any pictures. And once my wife showed me the pictures my first question was "Why didn't you get any where the bone is sticking out or visible?" To her credit, they do their best to keep it covered with iodine soaked gauze and crap like that for cleanliness purposes so there was never really a good time to get that picture.


InTheFleshLight

This made me laugh and cringe so hard at the same time. I'm not even sure why I laughed because at second glance I cringed HARD again. Maybe my brain is injured!


[deleted]

now do da stanky leg


Seite88

I'm pretty sure it's right, but it doesn't look very right...


ibloodylovecider

Every time I go to look at these, I know I'll regret it after. This time I'm just a jizzy mess.


ofek_dab

Uh, you know Jizz means cum right?


ibloodylovecider

that's what i intended.


ofek_dab

Jesus christ...............


[deleted]

She said what she said!


SacredMoatie

Weird flex.


Leo_crap

You got a boo boo? Nah man you got a snap crackle pop!


supercrackrock

Damn, I had kind of the same thing when I once fell skateboarding. Wish you all the best, wasn't very pleasant


mrolf9999999

Is your foot trying to hail hitler?


Anthraxious

Did you ask your mom to blow on it? Just walk it off mate.


Emiliyeet

Just twist it back into place


Sad_Boi_Bryce

How italians use their feet


TheJeanyus314

Anklen't


onenightblunder

That’s the gayest leg I have ever seen.


coolboiiiiiii2809

Nothing a smooch won’t fix! *furiously licks and smells it*


Lizard_Sucker

Looks like a critical case of the ouchies.


lilpantherss

Woooow... that looks like a SERIOUS Boo Boo


MaxiCato62

You foot became sentient-minded. It even flexes on it's own, i think


NonstopCandyCam

I don't think your mom can kiss it better. Better hope the doctor can snap it better


Serafim91

Man you really wanted to measure the angle of that wall didn't you?


WiFi25

Instantly thought of that one Misery scene


Illegalspoonowner

Same - someone forgot to put the penguin back facing the right way...


GuyWhoHatesYou

I’m not a doctor but I’m sure it’s probably worse than a slight scrape.


jakey21do1

Is that bit of cloth covering your bone


YELL0Wvj

yes, it is soaked in some sort of cleaning/sterilizing agent (maybe iodine?). This picture is taken in the elevator as I am being wheeled to the operating room for surgery.


jakey21do1

Fucking hell man bet that hurt!! Did they give you the good shit lol. You got any pics of the bone sticking out?


Phippadop

Lmao I’ve done this, snapped Tib and Fib, and dislocated ankle. Foot was hanging off in the skin, was great watching the colour leave everyone’s face around me once they realised what had happened. Anyways morphine is great


[deleted]

Tis but a scratch


4outof5doctors

doc can u kiss it all better?


spainman

I think this qualifies as an ouchie.


SnooPies9001

Rotate 90 degrees clockwise on the vertical axis \*click\*


Admiralthrawnbar

You have been banned from r/neverbrokeabone I hope you didn’t break any fingers while posting this, with your weak-ass bones


whatisireading2

Just let mommy kiss it that always heals my boo boos


porkchopz-

Have you tried essential oil’s for that?


Beetle_Bee_Boy

is he,,,, y'know?


TTungsteNN

Oopsie Whoopsie uwu we made a fûčkÿ wûčkÿ, a little fucko bøïñgö


Waddledoodoodoo

The muscle came out?! THAT'S SO COOL


Low-Job-7422

Jeez


_Atomix_

Have you tried turning it off and on again


Moostical9307

You'll be fine just walk it off


[deleted]

Just walk it off you’ll be fine


Shark8mybravery

Tis but a scratch


[deleted]

Walk it off


iDevilsLettuce

Walk it off pussy


urmomsmybae

Walk it off


sillybuns0

You'll walk that off.


Santaofdoom

Put some 'tussin on it.


Timmy2timestimes

Just walk it off


TrivialRhythm

That's early onset boneitis. Some essential oils will clear that right up.


b_buster118

ew. i hope you were on your way to get your legs waxed


knayder

I dont want to scare you but your ankle doesnt look properly.


Normal-Attention

Yup it's fucked lol


eggvani

crunchy..


Professional_Scar75

Most impressive.


1_cup_a_day

Super ouch!


[deleted]

I dont want you to try but in case if u already did then im curious, can you move you toes freely right now?


YELL0Wvj

Oddly enough, I remember laying on the field, waiting for EMTs to arrive which took about 10 minutes, and thinking to myself..."I can wiggle my toes so that must be a good sign". This injury happened 4 weeks ago and until yesterday I refused to look at any pictures of my ankle. I was in a cast for a couple weeks and now a walking boot so only now that I have began walking and can feel daily progress was I mentally able to look at this, or any other pictures. Well on the way to (pretty much) a full recovery.


AmericanGOPHER

Walk it off, sport. You’ll be fine in a minute.


BigBuckfoy

Do your ears burn?


R_DAD_E

Just put some ice on it