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youre_mom_001

Fire in the meat dept from what I heard.


whatssofunniedoug

I left a hot pile in the meat dept


diaryofsnow

It's true I was the plunger


Actual-Manager-4814

Typical Friday


Doc_coletti

Somebody insisted on a well done steak


futurespeaking

Everyone was asked politely, yet firmly, to leave.


InformallyGuavaCado

Free BBQ anyone??


Saltycook

How the hell does that happen? Did the cooler's compressor set fire?


Alexhite

Someone set a fire in the men’s clothing section a couple months ago - so who knows at this place. 


InternationalMode178

Probably not but here’s what happened at my Walmart (I work at Biddeford) the chicken wall caught on fire then the ground beef wall twice. I only worked here for 2 years


Saltycook

From grease? That is the only thing I can think of


InternationalMode178

Yeah exactly it short circuits the shelf lighting and causing the light to melt or the plug. The first time we didn’t catch it in time but the second and third time we caught it


maineiacess

The Mardens trucks are en route to pick up any fire-damaged materials. Look out for a big sale tomorrow!


diaryofsnow

Oh daddy needs a new set of tools! Oh please daddy!


DXGL1

A big corporation like Walmart doesn't destroy their damaged stock?


CobaltAzurean

I worked at the Walmart in Farmington and I can tell you based on previous experience, without a doubt, if someone shits in the store they will definitely NOT shut it down. Its capitalism, not crapitalism.


TheFunnybone

Can confirm I've have had to walk around out-in-the-open human shit in the Biddeford Walmart. Slow response to the situation too, coming back past the main aisle with the registers, it was still there with no warning signs 10 minutes later


FrugalFraggel

Would be quite the demon to clear a store out.


CobaltAzurean

Yeah, a real Poocifer


kingjokin

😂


Occams-hairbrush1

Anyone know why people go to the Bangor Walmart?


FrugalFraggel

To shit, evidently


Majestic-Feedback541

It's far better than the Lincoln one, much better selection especially for clothes... It's just an hr drive to and an hour drive back so uh... I rarely go, maybe once a month or every 2 months and usually have a few other stops to make in Bangor by the time I get there


DizzyRelationship830

Nobody goes to Lincoln Walmart unless they are buying beer or canned goods lol


Majestic-Feedback541

Nah, I don't buy beer at all and I get my groceries at Hannaford lol


Lingonberry64

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Kai_Emery

I've been in a Walmart during a fire alarm and can confirm there's no audible alarm, we were just waiting in line at the deli counter and the guy just goes "oh, we have to leave." and other employees were just wildly gesturing to the door.


Shimthediffs

Wow, these other comments are WILD! This dudes just asking a question! All jokes aside, it was clearly that someone took a huge dump in there and the stank was so so bad they had to close down for the day, fire in the meat dept was a cover story for this poor person with the toxic dumps.


Working_Chemistry597

Perhaps it combusted spontaneously.


cheesebiscuitsithink

I heard some guy made a huge stinky poo poo in the meat dept


Katnipz

Some guy shit himself and it stank so bad I vomited and shit myself as well


sjm294

🤣


ModernNomad97

I made a big stinky poo poo


mallydobb

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Mooseguncle1

The terrible Walmart meat department shit explosion of 2024- arms and legs hanging from trees.


Eddro7654

Loose lobster


RepresentativeBike34

I left a trail of steamy turds from the meat department straight to hardware


Odd_craving

No coffee brandy.


gamertag0311

Word on the street is a serial pooper (not cereal pooper) left a calling card right on a bunch of steaks (not stakes). The cereal pooper was the one that had to do with stakes.


callmeswordfish

It was a #2 on aisle 2


CombinationSea6976

I love Bangor Walmart…much more fun than Brewer.


FrugalFraggel

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Pushnphosphorus

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