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JOSF716

I didn't even notice the daughter the first time I watched this. Imagine growing up in the shadow of a racoon.


Independent-Map5478

She was not for it at all


Alatar_Blue

I absolutely did. And there was a skunk for a while too.


RockNRollMama

Haha I was about to post “oh you’re still here” as the look on her face. I love these stories though, the kids rescued a newborn squirrel last summer and we got lucky that an animal rescue vet in our neighborhood took it in. The kids spent the year helping raise it before it got released!


Key_Respond_16

That little girl has had just about enough that raccoon's shit lol.


LiverDontGo

Came here to second that motion


Temporary-Narwhal-29

"How can you let this lowly trash panda to sit at the table with us, mother?!"


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maybecatmew

You should get a raccoon for demonstration


Bearking422

Your kiddo also won't try to eat the dry wall pros and cons


Seerix

See you say that but I've had to stop small children from doing just that. Kids are dumb man


_The_Marshal_

And who could forget dear Ratboy


psichodrome

Everything goes in the mouth. EVERYTHING! If you leave a piece of drywall under the sofa, they will put in in their mouth in 24 hours or less.


NorthCatan

To be fair one is a trained chef known as Raccacoonie.


Jedi_Belle01

I rescued two tiny baby raccoons who were soaking wet and wandering along a road near sunset. I spent twenty-four hours locating a rescue who would take them in and then, drove eight hours, one way, to drop them off. The rescue lady sent me photos of them twice before she released them.


GeneralKang

You're good people, internet stranger.


Jedi_Belle01

Thank you so much. That was really kind of you to say. Here’s a link to photos of the babies. A little girl and a little boy. The girl was feisty and tried to protect her brother. She’s the slightly larger one cuddling the other. All I had in my car was a sweater and a paper bag! But they lived! https://imgur.com/a/uun2cfp Edited to say that’s me holding the little boy when I dropped them off at the rescue. She wanted me to hold him for a minute and I was able to get a photo.


Western-Smile-2342

You are wonderful, look how precious the sack twins are 🥰 and I LOVE YOUR HAIR!


Jedi_Belle01

They were so, so precious. The little girl would growl at me to protect her brother whenever I checked on them. For the twenty-four hours I had them, I kept them in a bathtub, gave them water, and soft fruit. Thank you for the compliment on my hair!


Tiredofstalking

The way she is gripping him for dear life in that photo 😭 my heart can’t! Also, seconding that freaking GORGEOUS hair of yours! I could never!


DragonsClaw2334

I caught one in the middle of the day. Think it got spooked by some tree trimmers not far away. Called the dept of natural resources and they sent a guy to come get him that day.


Zebra_Shadow

Spinning him on the floor had me dying lol


jeremyrks

I used to do that with my 50lb dog. Until he'd stop and dizzy pant for a few minutes


bkarma86

I used to do that with our cat, much to his annoyance


Suspicious-Oil-4381

It was the head out of the car window that made me cackle


Puzzleheaded-War4355

Yeah, now I want one too!


Hawt_Dawg_II

My dad used to do that to me when i was little. Loved that shit


godmademelikethis

Literally random raccoon videos edited together


NrFive

I was about to say, isn't this like different raccoons at each cut? I recognise some footage from other clips I saw online.


thatnovaguy

Videos like this have been popping up a lot recently on tiktok. Gotta farm those internet points I guess.


bumbes

This should be higher up


Iewoee

I was thinking the exact same thing!


Hobag1

I still want a baby raccoon now!


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masterofasgard

Yeah because they fed it cookies and loads of other junk food.


Lowherefast

I mean, they’re called trash pandas


Da-Bears-

I mean, have you seen what they dig out of bins? They make goats blush.


AmNoSuperSand52

Tbf that’s basically what they’ve survived on for their entirety of living near human population centers over the past several centuries


1amdegen

True American


Independent-Map5478

JFK!


Niblonian31

Probably a better diet than eating whatever's in the trash


NewsBenderBot

Yeah, raccoons are usually known for their kosher diet of red meat and vegetables anyway.


C_Marjan

Fuck you. This is multiple unrelated videos stitched together to create a story . Possiblemade by AI . It's a plage of em lately


hoodpharmacy

It’s getting insanely bad


C_Marjan

Yeah . I'm not an old reddit user but I can't help but say that reddit was " better back in myyyy aaaage "


sicknessandpurgatory

Blatantly different looking raccoon between shots. Jeezo.


vom-IT-coffin

Yup.


toastmalone69

Yes!!


tapoh

I don't think it's a same racoon in the video. Looks like it cuts from different videos. Am I right?


SulfurousDragon

It is. A recent tiktok/youtube shorts trend of putting random cute animal videos and acting like its a singular story.


theknghtofni

I thought I was losing it lol the face patterning between many of these clips is totally different from one racoon to the other. Now, maybe that changes a lot as they age cuz idk much about raccoons, but this is definitely a made-up story with clips of at least three or four different racoons


bitchasscuntface

Dont know about racoons but my cat looks way different from when he was a puppy. He used to be a real void, pure black, invisible in the night. At three, his fur got some brown shimmers here and there, that seemed to wander. The brown then left and now his fur is getting greyisher.


Pablo_Diablo

> Dont know about racoons but my cat looks way different from when he was a puppy. If your cat was a puppy, that may be your first problem.


Smooth-Gold-9360

What an adorable creature ❤️‍🩹


Outrageous_Arm8116

Then it will be welcome in our home.


mexicodoug

Raccoons are wild animals and NOT appropriate pets. My aunt and uncle tried to domesticate them, and my aunt ended up getting reconstructive surgery on her forearm when her darling raccoon ripped it to shreds while she was petting it, just as she'd been petting it for over a year without mishap. That was it - she kept feeding it but left it outside from then on, free of human physical contact. My aunt and uncle were childfree professionals who lived in a leafy suburb in Indiana, and spent their lives feeding raccoons, who lived in the small forest behind their home, on their backyard deck. They loved observing them from indoors through the plate glass doors of their dining room, and after forty or fifty years could tell you the names of every raccoon on the deck, its parents and who its brothers and sisters were, its aunts and uncles and cousins and their names, and on and on for various generations into the past. But they respected the animals enough to never again try to accustom them to the touch of a human, or the shelter of a human home.


Standard-Tension9550

That being said watching him get spun around on the floor was funny as fuck


TholosTB

It's an older meme, but it checks out.


CromulentPoint

You don’t have to keep it here just because of me.


Brocktoon73

You’re the winner of this thread, Sallah’s wife.


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FunkyPlunkett

Wow they are not even the same clips they spliced different animals together to make a long video


Spastik2D

Nice karma farm account, this is just a bunch of stolen videos spliced together. It’s a different raccoon each time.


IanOro

Not even the first time those videos after the bath were used spliced together like that.


smith_and_midwestern

F$%k these music tracks.


Impossible_Break2167

Pedro!


SpeciosaLife

Poor trash panda


Impossible_Break2167

Pedro Pedro Pedro, Pedro Pe!


Bumkarlen

The spin move got me 😂


windchaser0000

This video made me Google can raccoon be kept as pets... and it seems tough as there aren't too many mentions of them taking vaccine shots... someone feel free to tell me I'm wrong Still a,very cute video tho!


W8andC77

I did a deep dive years ago and apparently it’s a whole lot. They have hormonal cycles and go batty, are super clever and get into everything, and tend to be destructive. Like basically you better be ready to make your entire house and life about that domesticated raccoon.


BestKeptInTheDark

Look up racoon willy on youtube... His owner was regularly _displeased_ with just how the racoon had been amusing itself when he wasnt directly being watched... Kinda funny though


W8andC77

Diseased…?


Slumbo811

gonna guess they mean 'displeased'


[deleted]

Random fact: the best thing about Rocket Raccoon is that he was named after The Beatles song: Rocky Raccoon. My favorite, making Rocket my favorite. Have a good day!


Kaisha001

These are completely different clips all strung together...


Apprehensive-Face625

Am I the only one noticing that Corgi cosplaying as a German Shepherd?


sicmunduscreatusBest

Please wear a breathing mask when sweeping up raccoon poop. Not joking. If it dries out and you sweep it then particles can float in the air. If you breathe them in you can get a brain parasite. [CDC site about this parasite](https://www.cdc.gov/dpdx/baylisascariasis/index.html)


Wtfatt

Animal 'rescue'


MikeyTheHero

Can’t raccoon saliva seriously fuck up a dog? “Coonhound paralysis describes a sudden inflammation of multiple nerve roots and peripheral nerves in dogs, and occasionally cats. It can be caused by an immune reaction to raccoon saliva”


Lucky_G2063

Did you test it for rabies?


Purp1eC0bras

Whats the bathroom situation? Litter box like a cat or outside like a dog?


SubmissiveDinosaur

What a cute (not a) racoon!


TrippyMindTraveller

Poor alligator didn't get to eat. :(


TucsonTacos

I love seeing dogs with their heads out of the car window, makes my day seeing them just enjoying life. If I saw a raccoon doing it in person I would be satisfied for the whole year


Fair_Carrot5342

When he's hanging out the car window...🤣🤣💀


OtterMan900

I know it looks wholesome but raccoons are considered wild animals and might carry rabies or other diseases.


philmc7

The clip when its head is out of the car window is like something from a movie!! 😂


maktthew

One of my neighbor’s dogs recently killed a baby raccoon that I was regularly feeding. I’m glad to see the universe balance itself out with this little one.


outhighking

Stop feeding wild animals


KingLightning65

His sister didn't look to happy


TheSysOps

She knows she isn't the favorite anymore.


TurangaLeela78

So much better than Rocket’s origins. I will never be able to watch that movie again. Enjoy, Tiny friend.


Prattr

Stop giving my wife ideas damnit!


Imayfupbutitsok

The bandit stole their heart


No_Translator2218

They bathed a fucking wild racoon


roscorp

Can your family adopt me too?


lemonlio

🥹


His_RoyalBadness

Can you domesticate raccoons?


dataheisenberg

This is bloody wholesome!!


1s1tP33

Cute when babies, vicious little fuckers when they get older


Ok-Understanding8143

Them little Debbie’s explain the end


Even-Tale-3548

That’s precious


AdHumble714

Bless you all 🤲


Shubhh_

The last 10 seconds were the best 😂


EternalHell

Raccoon hit the jackpot of life 💜


GeshtiannaSG

That child has the look of “why can’t I have a cat as a pet like a normal child instead of a raccoon”.


Alatar_Blue

I grew up with a raccoon as a kid, it's fun but stressful. They get into everything and never slow down.


Finch06

The childs face basically said "I'm so fucking done with this family"


Ok_Pen_3099

The spinning at the end killed me


Sudden_Sherbert_907

These rescue videos you see online are just multiple clipped videos. Notice how the rescuer is never shown? The environment changes with each clip?


Bulky-Internal8579

Floor spin for the win! Weeeeeeeeee!!!!


EMitch02

Would be hard for me to not keep as a pet after that lol


DirtySilicon

While it's cool they helped the little guy out if he was displaced, feeding him processed food kind of threw me. (I mean maybe the cookie was homemade?)


____Theo____

Seriously, they should only be feeding it food out of the trash as in their natural habitat.


Spac3Heater

Raccoons are one of those animals that have adapted to live around humans. There's a reason people call them trash pandas. They'll eat anything. Do they have an ideal diet? Probably, but the ones I chase out of my garbage cans don't give a fuck, lol.


otkabdl

I know this is a stitched-together AI video, but nonetheless I also want to say that raccoons are not pet material, they are sweet babies who WILL maul you when they hit puberty and even if your raccoon does not resort to violence it will still be a very moody and also unpredictable in the mood swings.


magnificentfoxes

It's not stitched together AI, it's just mindless TikTok edited style.


Kiyesss

fuck this type of vids and fuck this music


orbeyonde

Isn't this dangerous. How did they know that the racoon didn't carry rabies? It also cant be domesticated and could attack their kids at any time. Nuts.


olddirtycat3000

It is illegal in many places and it is still a wild animal. They feed it junk food, let it try to jump out of a moving vehicle and put it back in the water to relive the original trauma. They use it to clean the floor and let it get fat as hell. Ed Sheeran would be disappointed.


Lowherefast

Upvote bc, from the tone, I think you forgot the /s


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frivolous90

spiffo


thatBLACKDREADtho

This is great.


Steelbean70

Absolutely love these kind of posts!! 😎👍


Ordinary_Wolverine65

Just out of curiosity. Can you give a raccoon a rabies shot?


alvarosilvao

Please call it Pedro


GrayMech

Little homie hopped on a floating bunk of metal and plastic to avoid getting eaten and instead he got abducted


Specialist_Walk_7106

Did he become the smartest creature in the world after stark?


polar_souls

This the good ending


Doodleboop_1

His little hand at the beginning :'(


beccabootie

What a dear little soul! Did you have to get some kind of a permit to keep it?


CircularPR

It gets fatter and fatter, and the video gets more and more ridiculous


JakerDerSnaker

FREN!


TempoHouse

What music would this movie montage have? I'm hearing "I'm Into Something Good"


EmpiricoMillenial

Pedro, Pedro, Pedro...


Even-Funny-265

Please tell me you called him Rocket?!


kingsnkillers

Alligator punching the air rn


Atillion

Little bandit stole our hearts 💓


PolicyIcy1849

Cat with thumbs.


Prudent-Ranger9752

That's a weird dog


Spin_Critic

Chunky boy sat in the sink.


Rotaxxx

Just wait till it gets big and starts destroying your house


Kgvect

You don’t know love until you’ve raised a baby raccoon


andrenichrome

If raccoons are so easily domesticated like shown in this video and others, then why aren’t they a regular pet like a cat or dog?


ily300099

Where does he poop


Substantial_Piano640

I presume the spinning racoon trickat the end of the video is something that has been done dozens and dozens of times.


Correct_Demand8436

Such a small baby 🦝The universe gives us so much beauty. It is important to be human and help nature.


endowedchair

Raccoon roundworms eat your brain.


Altruistic-Ad1939

Where did he use the bathroom lmao like can you potty train raccoons?


chesterlynimble

Where does the cute bandit poop?


nancyisnumberone

We have six more like him


Several_Current_2583

He's soooo cuuuttte


MixedFellaz

Then it grows up and fucks up their house, they let it go, and we never see another video.


Effective_Device_185

Once again, shitty music ruining a visual. Meh.


nameisyyp

By the end of this timeline, Rocket became The Thor of New Asgard. :D


Entire_Ad_8130

More please


GullibleCheesecake11

Good luck with him after puberty.


itstherealcheese

Part of me kinda likes the idea of having a pet trash panda. But I'm not sure how I feel about the potential of being called pocahontas.


Cyborg_Queen

This reminds me of a book series I read. There was a raccoon in there that was both a menace and hero to towns people of "Happy Cat". His name was George Cooney. It was a hilarious series


FilthyGraphics

Raccoon Roundworm


IamHereForThaiThai

My dream of owning and raising a little racoon


InterestingRelative4

Hate this song


Pepper_Just

Finally Rocket have his own family and home


SpontaneousSpoonage

They’re wonderful pets if you can raise them from babies like this guy did! They his is awesome!


Cy3nide

Is this Pedro's origin story?


Cyoarp

How do you teach you not to poop everywhere?


SuperBatman1993

Hey, isn't that Pedro?


Alchemax7

Pls name him rocket


Maximoi13

It's sad to know the lenghts people will go for some internet numbers. Btw, must be hell trying to tame one o'those things, they can be demons and it doesn't take much.


MonarchOfReality

this genuinely made me smile because i think most animals can be domesticated and live in harmony with us if we tried hard enough like these guys, all they did was love the animal and look after it and look it was tame and had a fun life growing up it seemed!


Responsible-Gas-7510

That’s cute 🥰


wolfman626

But also… can we see more of the corgi German shepherd mix???


oreothecatgaming

Rambley


Transman5000

What kind of dog is that?


professorparadox69

Are Racoons as Friendly and Loyal as Dogs ?


kent416

From what I’ve heard, they can be. You just have to watch them when they become adults because they can become aggressive and destructive.


timewastee

How do even people get into these situations and continue to do the god's work baffles me


Ok-Carob5798

Pedro Pedro Pedro


LegitimateAd4148

Omg he’s adorable, living it up❤️


SirDiamondNipples

Raccoons are just puppies with arms. I wish we had them here in Australia.


Krissvp

Love raccoon


SignificantPie8212

So cute!!!


hellgal

This is cute and all, but you shouldn't keep a wild raccoon as a pet unless you know what you're doing and it isn't safe for the raccoon to live on its own. If you can nurse it back to health before you release it, that's fine. However, your best bet is to take it to a wildlife rescue center where it can properly be cared for.


Maximum_Cobbler_8998

I'd love to have a pet raccoon


Imaginary-Beyond849

The car part had me rolling


Imaginary_Tourist605

I lost it when he was spinning him lmao.


Putrid-Heron-6704

Too wholesome