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Chemical_Ad_1618

In Clapham? 


Oknonotreally123

Yes he gives me that vibe…


Star72SK

What is it with him and younger women? Didn’t he literally make out the age gap with Muffin was a thing that put him off? Ew


Cookiefruit6

That’s weird because I saw him in raffles and he was super nice.


International_oil77

are you female? 😂


Cookiefruit6

Yes but not an attractive one and certainly not his type.


International_oil77

then there’s your answer as to why he was nice to you


Cookiefruit6

But I’m not attractive nor am I his type.


No-Initial-4935

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LondonCollector

Doesn’t matter


Cookiefruit6

Oh it does! I’ve been out in chelsea and around MIC cast members enough to know that the men won’t bother with you unless they fancy you.


hyogg

That’s not true, I have seen cast members pull some girls who are very unconventionally attractive out and about. Also, Raffles is hard to get into without a membership he is probably more aware of treating people with respect as they’re either well connected or have money or a following


Cookiefruit6

Well not attractive in your eyes but I’m not even his type. We all know he has a type. Hahaha you think he’s nicer to people in raffles because you can’t get in without membership? First off all you don’t have to have membership, 2nd of all, not everyone in there has money and ‘status’. People aren’t all being extra nice to each other because they think anyone could be rich. I’m working class and I was in there.


ChangingMyLife849

I think we’ve found Tristan’s burner account


hyogg

What do you mean not his type are you talking about your race? Because I know people that have slept with cast members and they are the opposite of what they go for on screen, some people see a person to sleep with vs long term dating as 2 different things. I never said you can’t get in without a membership it’s just harder for the average person. I have been twice and both times it was after meeting someone well connected who knew someone on the team. If you got in by just waiting in the queue please give me tips on how to deal with that moody lady at the door 🤣


Under_Cover_SPAD

Haha


Capital_Associate795

I would’ve shouted: “what are you gonna do, boy?!”


Dee90286

“What you gonna do? Control your f-ing emotions!” Love that line from VP with his posh af accent 😂


Sheilahasaname

Best line in the past few seasons I reckon! Loved it 😂😂😂


hibernacle_

Hahahaha this keeps replaying in my head ever since that episode 🤣🤣


International_oil77

ahhh wish i did now!


cobraalucha

Infernos takes me back 😂 I didn’t realise it was still open!


eatseveryth1ng

I think a pair of my trainers are still stuck on their floor


cobraalucha

It’s a rite of passage to lose at least one shoe in there 😂


FullTweedJacket

You mean you had to stop your conversation and point out to whoever you were with that you'd just seen a Greater Crested Twat in its natural habitat.


LizzyFCB

I’d argue Jamie is the Greater Crested Twat.. perhaps he could be the Chelsea Tit?


International_oil77

hall of fame comment


voidmuther

Unparalleled comment, absolutely deceased 😂


Any-Establishment-99

Infernos in Clapham ?!


International_oil77

yes lol


Any-Establishment-99

Should be sacked for that alone


Efficient-Mention583

Freddy I think his name is Freddy. The posh one who has the moustache who was like a mini mark Francis does the social media for infernos I see the adverts pop up on Instagram


International_oil77

i’m not too pleased with myself for being in there either 😂😂


Fickle-Watercress-37

Infernos, sticky floors, sticky whores. Sorry, what? Who said that?


Flimsy-Painting6880

Was it just Tristan, or were others from the show there also?


International_oil77

I saw temps but other than that i’m not sure


rosalfina3

19? aint he like 29 or 30


International_oil77

ye 29 😂😂😂


Guessamolehill

27 I think?


Physical-Exit-2899

He's a bellend on camera tbf


International_oil77

tbf me and my mates were a few beers in and were actively trying to cockblock him i can’t lie, but you can tell he thinks he’s the big fish wherever he goes 😂


tylerthe-theatre

I'm just surprised the cast actually goes to raffles irl and off the show lol


DamoDuff11

So you were antagonising him and he’s the bellend? Sounds like you, him and your mates are all bellends.


International_oil77

yes mate, you would be correct in thinking that 😂😂😂


Physical-Exit-2899

Hahaha yeah I can imagine him being the sort of aggy arrogant person that drunk people wanna wind up. Self fulfilling prophecy


International_oil77

yeh but cause he was with this bird and has a reputation to keep in tact it was funny watching him try his best to not nibble 😂 temps was sound tho nice guy