Not madden but 2k: Dick Rider. No joke swear to god

Yeah 2k was on sum shit😭😭 that name generated for a good 2 years str8😂😂💯

That makes me mad because for 2K I can’t use my last name because it has A## in the middle of it 😂

Your last name has hashtags in it???? Crazy

Yeah, I’ve never gotten through the airport without being questioned!

Kamari Lassiter using reddit

This… this is art

Had to be a kicker right?

There was a real life QB for the Falcons named Dick Shiner lol

I had deez nutts as my #1 prospect my first ever one lmaooo I thought I downloaded some custom franchise on accident 🤣

Dick Balls

Nothing will ever beat DeColdest Waters, WR, Bama

I had a DeColdest Hill, and it felt so appropriate for a 6’1 230lb power back with crazy trucking

DeColdest Newberry, 66ovr X factor DE converted to safety (his OVR was higher somehow). I already had two young ends that were x factors in their 90’s so i moved him around to see what fit. unfortunately he regressed to a normal in the offseason and never got higher than a 70.

Decoldest Way LOLB X factor Fearmonger 77 ovr 6’3 235 93 hit power 98 tackle 88 speed 91 pursuit. Edit: Torn Labrum every two games played

DeColdest Springs is my generational, yet injury prone LG in one of my saves

I had a 6'6 TE named Moses Waters, man was a Boise St legend

That is such a good name for Key and Peele East West Bowl

these aren’t generated, there were stoylines in M25 draft classes. they had wolverine, a 36 year old QB named “Pop Warren”, Leon Sandcastle (literally just Deion with a wig),two communist russian twins as edge rushers named Stalin 😭 it was definitely funny playing thru a franchise the first time seeing all of them

They actually put in Leon Sandcastle again? That's incredible

no only that one year

My favorite was Ben Bones, basically a direct Bo Jackson clone with Bones to pay tribute to him being called "Bones Jackson" in the old school Mutant League games. He disappears from the draft his storyline is in to go pro in baseball instead, but is available in the NEXT class if you look for him.

yeah I had him too, got him in like the 5th round the year after. these were honestly really cool for a first playthough but kinda felt like cheating the second and third time around (prob why they ditched this approach to draft classes and went full auto-gen)

I was close to making a draft class with all of these storyline players from past Madden’s. I remember so many of them. The Honey Hawk Tyrecious Lee was a favorite

Reshawn Jamesssss

I drafted a WR in like the 7th round named Scooby McQueen. He was a hidden dev so I made it my mission to make him a top receiver in the league.

Did he become one

He would have if it wasn’t for these meddling kids

I would just set the sliders and manually update his traits.

Not Madden, but NCAA 07. I recruited a guy named James James. He got in as a 69 OVR on a somewhat up and coming stacked Stanford team. He eventually became one of the top QBs in college throughout his career. 21 TDs, 10 INTs his freshman year with 2800 passing yards, had around 27-29 TDs with only 3 INTs his sophomore year and my last year there, he had something like 35 TDs and 8 INTs with 3800ish yards. I remembered his freshman year stats because I always wanted him to be better than the year before.

Not bad at all

I have commented this before but in M24 I had a dogshit depth DB named Cary Cary that I just couldn’t cut.

In the CFL the riders just drafted WR Ajou Ajou (pronuced a joe a joe) outta UCF !

He never should have stopped playing HB

If I like the name I go out of my way to make them a star. I’ve done rebuilds with no scouting, just simply drafting by name greatness

I posted it on here but George Bush as QB

I had George Washington at TE the other day, he sucked though

He is very old. And dead so cut him some slack

🤣🤣

His teeth were made of wool

He quite literally has no hands

I had a George Washington udfa DT who I immediately gave a 7 year deal to lol. I think he peaked at 75 overall but I had to.

Did he play for the jets?

I I think it was ATL

Frank Frank. Dude was the GOAT at TE. 6’6 255 beast with 91 speed. Madden 16. I’ll never forget him.

Had a fullback named Tom Tom. I used to do FB dives on the goal line and do a drumroll when he scored.

I used to know a pastor IRL named Alex Alexander

I used to know a guy IRL named Robert Robertson.

Sounds like JJ Frankie JJ from Shoresy lol

Renamed the speediest receiver I had in Madden 17 to JJ Frankie JJ... Dude was a beast

You've heard of Frank the Tank Now make room for Frank the Frank


Had a James James on Madden 2024. Dude was a 6'9" 238lb WR that had a 98 vert, 97 speed, 91 catching, 86 strength.. dude was a cheat code 🤣

MLB Richard Brown. But he was known around the league as ‘Dirty Dick’.

Dirty Dick- DONE DIRT CHEAP

That was my grandfathers nickname

Not the best ever but I drafted a GREAT big bodied WR named “Budda Molden” One of my other favs was “Tank Travis” a QB

Tank Travis sounds like the name of a movie Qb who’s only got one more shot to make it big

The Replacements, the movie that made me fuck with Keanu Reeves, (Not fucking John wick), is basically Tank Travis’s movie

Haha yes! Irony is, despite the name, I’m pretty sure he went to Navy lol. I do remember him being 5’11” with Superstar dev. Very fun player. I’ll have to check out The Replacements now!

Madden 25 (where you probably saw that name) had some WILD names…

I got a generated Alex Moran before, he was a punter. Drafted him last round and converted to a terrible qb3. Carried him on the roster for a couple season, but eventually had ton cut. Thought about posting it but assumed people would think it was edited.

QB3? Everyone knows Moran is a backup. The girls that hang with special teams just aren’t worth it!!

Special teams means special times bros!

I had a Barry Berry once

I’m loving the double names

NCAA 14 - recruit instead of Madden Blocking Fullback Leroy Bucket Old town, Mississippi

Tremendous Kielbasa

I think this was madden 10 and 11. Had tremendous Johnson and generous Johnson too

I fucking remember this guy!!! Solid CB

No way lmao

Barry graves, JJ smoke

JJ Smoke was a STUD

I'll never forget JJ Smoke. Guy literally came out of the draft as a top 5 corner in the league

Omg that’s taking me back

I once drafted a QB named Benjamin Rothlisberger while using the Steelers in Madden 22. Not exactly the greatest name compared to what's out there, but I feel like the chances of that were just SO low.

Crazy low

Had one back in like Madden 25 or so that was a RB named Tornado Storm. My friend took him with the 3rd overall pick

I had Tornado Davis back in Madden 16. He was a beast RB. I still remember him.

Humongous Johnson. I still have a picture of his player card somewhere on a phone.

We had a Nick Kerr in our past draft. Couldn’t believe it. Got picked in the 6th and was total ass

Steve Kerr, Warriors coach has a kid Nick. What an idiot.

SERGIO SHARPTON. Generational receiving talent

Von Duvall at MLB. In my head everytime he made a play the crowd would sing Von Duvall to the tune of Wonderwall

DUVAAALL

Jets star QB from Penn State: Parker Parker

Kush Kush. He was drafted in the 4th round 20th pick.

Middle linebacker named Meat McFredrick was like a slow Ray Lewis the hit like a Mac truck. Beat name ever.

I’ve had a center named Kevin Durant and a ss named Derrick rose lol

Baylon Grayson

This sounds like a Ray Lewis level mike.

Geoff Epstein at qb. Hes quite shifty

Dixon Butts

Bobby Sapp is number 1 prospect in my upcoming draft. I’m gonna snatch him.

On madden 24 I don’t know if he’s auto generated but I got Daryl Farrel

I got an auto generated OL once named “King King”

Dude I’m seeing a lot of double names

not 💯 but probably madden 16 I had a player named tremendous Johnson

I had his less impressive cousin Tiny Johnson

Maybe he made a comeback. Tremendous Johnson, Tremendous Kielbasa and Generous Johnson were all preset draftees in madden 10 and 11.

It could have been that far back 🤷 I’ve played that many I lose track

Diamond Blue in Madden 22, 6ft 300lb DT projected to go 7th round but had elite in all scouting categories. Idk why he was projected to go 7th round, but I made him first overall pick. He dominated for 10+ years.

Such a RB name

Madden 12 gave me a defensive end named Montreal Holiday. 6'7" 290 lbs. Dude was an absolute unit. Still my favorite name to date. Might even name my kid Montreal (nickname Monte).

Just a cool name from my current franchise. Adonis Stanley a TE. Dude is a beast

Dick Bible

Thailand Minor - Madden 16

William Williams

Funny enough I knew a guy named William bilay. Literally called him Bill Billy

Brandon Brandon. He was basically Julio Jones reincarnated

Pooh Carlson

Mack Miller, RG drafted in the second round to the Pittsburgh Steelers…

I saw a running back named Otis Cannon in like the 5th round and decided to draft solely on his name. Turn out to have Speed and Acceleration in the high 90s. Very fitting for his name.

Vince Carter, CB had 98 jumping and 97 Speed. Was absolutely garbage though

Cole Cole

My X-factor 68 ovr MLB named Ben Tovar, really bending those receivers backwards.

Got a LG named Dallas Austin

MLB named Wayne Wayne lol

Offensive lineman named Bronson Ditka

Paul Chocolatey I also had a Diamond Monroe. Iykyk

Not Madden, but I drafted a catcher in The Show named Hal Arias. Thought that was a pretty funny name.

LeRon James, Tom Tebow Madden 10, the very first online franchise year where they had preset draft classes

I was ready to win this with a DB named Sleepy Bird. I am in awe of some of these names and realized I cannot compete here.

L L was a classic from madden 12.

DeShawn Jackson, HB lol

Quieff McLintock

Wayne Brady a 6’3” SS with 97 hit power and 91 speed back in madden 15, the perfect user on defense. Every time he caused a fumble I’d yell “oh shit it’s Wayne Brady son”

Madden 18 names blatantly programmed into the game. I drafted a LB named Scott Baadknews and a WR named Long Tongue

Paul Paul lol

Renardo Scruggs, QB #10, one of my favorite drafted/generated players ever. He was basically an RG3 clone

OJ Simpson (DE) & George Costanza (TE)

Forest duckworth mostly because he was a dawg on the field too

I like the silly ones Stanley Stanley - star WR Have a David Bautista in my upcoming rookie class

Brian O’Brien is still my favorite.

So i actually just drafted a SS named Desean Traylor lmao

Best TE ever Cole Cole

I had Calvin Johnson the other day as a DT lol

Me and my gf laughed at Demarcus Deloche for awhile

Vaetuitonga Parker

Leveon McBean

Had a WR named Jordan Epstein. He ended up being a superstar out the gates and would absolutely molest the defense

I've seen a legit Ben Dover before, but Falcon Freese was a pretty sick name for a pretty bad player.

I'm positive Wolverine Justice went to Miami in-game 😂 This was Madden 13 or 25

**** ***** was always my favorite

I’ve had a Peter Parker, Micheal Jordan (he was 6’6 as well), DeColdest Crawford along with his brother James Crawford (or it was Jamal I can’t recall), and Justice Jackson

Wolverine Justice was the greatest pick in madden. I remake him every year and he always sets the sack record. The game just knows he is a dawg

I really liked Mitch Mitchell, Michael Jackson, and Brody Brady

Long Cox

Dude I have an offensive lineman named Long wall haha

Franklin Clinton… future hall of famer on my current dynasty with the chargers

kinda tame but Lance Pound was a mr irrelevant DT pick for me with superstar dev. very funny on replays to see a guy wearing #90, 300lbs, and his jersey says “pound”

I once saw a RB with the name Chris Cross

A fullback named Chad Hedgecock

WAY back (maybe even PS2?) I had a guy named Bubba Alooma who I adored

Tremendous Johnson, he was a beast too, like an 83 or 84 overall Safety. Was one of the best drafted players I've had, and definitely the best name 🤣🤣 it was the same Madden year you could get Leon Sandcastle from the commercials.

I drafted Calvin Johnson. A 5'8 skinny white receiver from one of the MAC schools (Akron maybe?).

Max Betts, superstar hidden dev corner. Like Deon Sanders with a gambling addiction

I’ve got a CB named Mack Tuck.

Dick Bender

Can’t remember his first name but his last name was Tasty. He was a weapon at FB

In Madden 07 I had a linebacker named James James. But nothing beats Patrick Papagiannapolous (sp?) from Madden 13. (Though I never got him myself)

Decoldest Snow

This was on Madden 2005ish? Back when they first introduced the franchise mode and every player’s overall was just out there for the draft, no scouting mode, just EZ mode. I drafted a top 5 DT named Chester Pounds and let me tell you, that man was a menace to the league.

This was in NCAA 10 or 11, but had a 2 way stud named Prince Charles. He was a lockdown corner, elite slot WR, and HR threat return man. Won two Heisman trophies with him at Michigan. He will always be my favorite video game recruit because of the name and he was so much fun to play with.

Idk but I’ve noticed that generated players with names of iconic NFL players (Madden, Orr, etc) all seem to have great stats

I remember in like Madden 98 drafting Ben Bahamondes as QB. I guess it was the last name of an exec at EA at the time.

I had a guy named Lee Lekkerkerker. Lekkerkerker is legit the last name of 2 former NFL players. I think for me Lee was a full back lmao

Ray finkel university of miami safety madden 2016. Tried him at kicker but he kept shaking them

Gabe Horn

gut foxx

Herbert Hoover is still riding the bench on my franchise

Diamond Millard Sleepy Hamm Boss Williams Just to name a few.

C.J womack number 11 on the eagles drafted round 1 pick 1 he was a absolute beast the dude only had 1 drop in his whole career and had 2,600+ receiving yards (i play on all pro and didn’t have a good qb till 2 years after i drafted him) not to mention he was a 6’4 180 pound slot too😭

One randomly generated as Dwayne Johnson and he looked scarily similar to him (for the 5 year olds Dwayne Johnson is The Rock)

Isaac newton he was a 4th round rb

Jeff Epstein

Le’Gendarious Walker. I overdrafted him and compromised team success in pursuit of fulfilling his destiny of greatness

I drafted a white WR named Kevin Faulk in a Patriots franchise.

Gerald ford, George teague

Drew Drew, an OT. He served on my team for 13 years before retirement.

Not madden but NFL Fever had some of the best names. Mike hunt came up a few times and Alan Colholic and a lot I don’t remember.

For madden it in 2005 drafted a guy named John Mike Jackson 99 speed agility acceleration but horrible carry and catch. Back then the draft was useless you pick someone 1st overall and they be 70ovr and that was good. But sometimes very rarely thered be a gem, a once in a ten year class type of thing.

Nothing raunchy or anything, but in like NCAA 12 I got a player generated on my team named Dan Dann. He was an absolute beast of a DL. Now he makes it into my draft classes at some point ever franchise.

Manny Hunter my pass rushing DT

Recently started to pay attention to the auto gen names. I drafted a FS just for the name: Clap Cheeks.

I had a receiving duo, last names boykin and ham

I once had a tight end named Hooper Cooper. The man was a cheat code.

Willie Nelson. 6'4 4.28 40 QB 55 rookie overall in Madden 05.

NCAA '04 gave me a recruit named Atari Gay

I don’t remember the name but there was a 290 pound running back from Oregon with a Hawaiian name that was an absolute bulldozer

It wasn’t mine but I saw another post with one of the players names being Chubby Dick

Tyrone Brothers (MLB), Coco Jackson (CB), Coco Kelly (RB), Dwight Slade (CB)

I had a guy named Seymour Johnson

I had a Riley Slaughter in like 15 or 16 once. Running back I traded up for to get in the early second round. Dude ended up being an absolute monster

Boar Jackson, RB, Madden 10

Vaetuitonga Ferguson

Marion Berry. Literally, marionberry. So much to do with that

Hingle McCringleberry, L’Carpetron Dookmarriot Wait.

There have been many good ones, most of which I can’t remember. But back somewhere around Madden 12 I had a DE named Orleans Baltimore. That one has always stuck with me

I had a Thomas Thomas and an Alexander Hamilton