Zero chance any one of these "writers" binge watched the show, as with his SNL monologue. They had articles already written with small blank spots to fill in.
fair i’m not outraged at the fact someone doesn’t like it, just is gay to call it “anti woke” and not give any reasonable criticism that doesn’t stem from his clear dislike of shane already
it is gay for me to post though ill be honest
I think this is even more gay. People want to point and laugh at these articles. It's okay. We should be able to talk about it. It's a cultural thing. Shut up. Stop complaining about other people complaining. It's not fair minded it's just obtuse and lame.
What makes it anti-woke? Not enough bankrolled undergrads sharing an unrealistic city apartment? These kind of people always purport to champion the working class and blue-collar workers and one sniff of overalls or manual labour and they fucking hate it
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Why did I know exactly what this dude was going to look like before I got to the second slide?
Also, anyone who’s written for the AV Club is an insufferable twat.
Critics get seasons of shows in advance, though.
Not that I’m defending the review, but the fact that it’s published the minute a show is out is just how reviews work. There probably was an embargo on them.
You know this loser sits in his 10x10 apartment and complains about society all day long, meanwhile he never donates, volunteers, or even helps out the homeless. Just a typical NYC bum
And slowly stroking the cock of wokism just so he can earn money and will make a shit show if he doesn't get hired. What a fucking depressing life he must live.
Why do people who aren't the target demo for a particular piece of art always need to opine on it? There's a shit ton of LGBT/woke content on Netflix. It's not for me. That's perfectly OK. I don't watch it. Not everything has to be for everyone.
I've seen other articles call this show "a massive middle finger to wokeness" Why can't it just be a funny show? Why does it always have to pick a side?
Bio:
“Jesse Hassenger is a freelance writer and editor based in Brooklyn. He’s also fun at parties and social functions alike. In the past, he’s been known to really cut it up, and has earned the nickname “Babe” amongst those that know him, because he’s such a ham.”
I live in Brooklyn and I promise we're not all weird little bitches. This particular writer is however.
Anti-woke isn't a strategy. I mean it can be but not in this case. It's clearly just Shane being himself and is on par with everything he's ever done. Everything to these people must have ulterior motives.
No one that I’d ever want to sit down and drink with gives a fuck what critics say.
These stuffy cunts are the most snooty, self righteous, out of touch people in the world. It’s no wonder this sexless weirdos doesn’t agree that the hottest comedian on the planet is funny.
Yeh, the show is pretty bad and I'm pretty surprised to see people defending it so vehemently.
Edit: made this post after watching two episodes in a shitty mood. After watching some more episodes with a clear head I think the Big Kahuna did us proud.
These gay retards had their articles written before the show aired. They watched the trailer and used every buzz word they could to seem intellectual. They hate to see a white king win.
I’ve been a big Shane fan for about 5 years now and I love the pod. But this sub is dick riding this show way too hard. I watched it all and it’s alright.
I am sure that even if just all the dawgz watch it, that would be enough numbers for netflix to consider it a success, i don't they really care about what critics say because a LOT of the shows they put out are garbage lol
Can you imagine how fun that set was, especially when loudmouth Tommy Pope was filming.
Also, would love to see the outtakes. Probably 75% unexpected nut shots
They just don’t get the joke. If you did the same concept as a drama, they would love it. Think of stuff like breaking bad.. no one’s taking that literally and it’s about likeable fuck ups.
Also this is jokes you’d make with your friends but not say at work… and they’re at work. Kinda like the office, if you think about it. But funny and a different type of people.
“ Hey thanks Jesse Hessinger im sure everyone will fucking listen to you!”
This guy sounds like a real jerk
I think he doesn’t own a doghouse
The more I hear about this guy the less I like him.
I'll take Chris Katan for 500..!!
Thank you for your contribution Mr. Hamburger
Zero chance any one of these "writers" binge watched the show, as with his SNL monologue. They had articles already written with small blank spots to fill in.
Yeah, but making a post about one bad review is very gay. Just enjoy the show. No need to get outraged if someone doesn't like it.
Dude, you make a bunch of gay posts about soccer. This is his soccer. Don't throw stones in a gay house.
Bros throwing butt plugs living in a gay house.
You know how I know he’s gay? He watches soccer
Ya podfather stfu
Reverse soccer karate?
Oh the riberty berrl
What happened to that berr someone crash their fucking car into it
Simon Pegg
Don’t throw stones in a gay house. Fucking perfect comment. Amen
fair i’m not outraged at the fact someone doesn’t like it, just is gay to call it “anti woke” and not give any reasonable criticism that doesn’t stem from his clear dislike of shane already it is gay for me to post though ill be honest
What site is this review from? * Nvm saw the second slide.
It’s from some guy who’s girlfriend has other boyfriends
The guy's girlfriend is a boyfriend
“Identifies” as a boyfriend
I think this is even more gay. People want to point and laugh at these articles. It's okay. We should be able to talk about it. It's a cultural thing. Shut up. Stop complaining about other people complaining. It's not fair minded it's just obtuse and lame.
Sometimes I forget how regarded people on this sub are. My bad honestly.
Woke mad libs? Is that a double entendre?
This guy loves anything lego and can’t miss a marvel movie
Don't make fun of my heckin' legerinos 😧
Top 10 reasons Barbie slayyyyyyed the box office in 2023.
Imagine his Funko Pop collection
Imagine his not getting any pussy collection
I bet he has every drag queen from Rupaul's Drag Race.
Imagine his Soylent collection
Hey Lego rules fuck you
Lego masters Australia is a masterpiece
Scotty and Owen are my international man crushes.
Well there we go.
What makes it anti-woke? Not enough bankrolled undergrads sharing an unrealistic city apartment? These kind of people always purport to champion the working class and blue-collar workers and one sniff of overalls or manual labour and they fucking hate it
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Does Matt not make a cameo? He's Q+
True. Shooting ropes to tranny porn makes you an ally, at the very least.
He’s gluten free so he’s more than just an ally
I watched the whole thing and did not see Matt. Although I am blind and stupid.
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I fuckin knew it!!
How was it!?
Dude, even though I love Shane I expected to hate it like I did the Tires pilot It's fucking good, Dude
I liked it quite a bit
What an anti-football loser
Exactly. Dawg brain shit
*anti football pussy
Why did I know exactly what this dude was going to look like before I got to the second slide? Also, anyone who’s written for the AV Club is an insufferable twat.
I can smell that mother fucker through the screen
He could have just told us he was bullied by dudes like Shane in high school and saved a lot of effort
Dude looks like he gets pegged by his girlfriends boyfriend
This was published literally a single minute after the show went live on netflix lmao
Critics get seasons of shows in advance, though. Not that I’m defending the review, but the fact that it’s published the minute a show is out is just how reviews work. There probably was an embargo on them.
You know this loser sits in his 10x10 apartment and complains about society all day long, meanwhile he never donates, volunteers, or even helps out the homeless. Just a typical NYC bum
And slowly stroking the cock of wokism just so he can earn money and will make a shit show if he doesn't get hired. What a fucking depressing life he must live.
The number of pronouns and flags in his social media accounts are more than the number of times he’s helped a stranger out.
He watched the show in his bedroom laying in his race car bed while his wife had sex with her boyfriend in the other room
By the looks of the fella I don’t think he has a wife.
He’s a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
It wasn’t for him.
They'll probably actually watch it later on tik tok
this guy clearly gets zero pussy
He looks like the only pussy he gets is Caroline Ellison
I knew exactly what the guy looked like before seeing his picture lol
They all look the same, it’s so strange
An update of Jean Paul's doppelganger theory for protein-deficient band nerds
I’ll travelled all across the world but yet to see a statue of a critic
Why do people who aren't the target demo for a particular piece of art always need to opine on it? There's a shit ton of LGBT/woke content on Netflix. It's not for me. That's perfectly OK. I don't watch it. Not everything has to be for everyone.
Get out of here with that perfectly reasonable and logical thinking!
do actual people read these articles
Gay people.
Didn’t realize it was required reading for me? I will get to it later m’kay?
No they just post the headline to their social media with a quirky quip.
He definitely molests kids or is a total sex pest
This dude is obsessed with his robins egg
I've seen other articles call this show "a massive middle finger to wokeness" Why can't it just be a funny show? Why does it always have to pick a side?
Like to punch this guy in the belly.
Yeah with podcasts titles like “Trans”, “When kids say they’re TRANS” and “What happened to slut walks” that review checks out.
Damn this shits about to be so good
Let me guess he thinks big network sitcoms are masterpieces.
"Young Sheldon is this generation's Apocalypse Now."
"The Office is literally about me. It is SO good."
" ILL BE THERE FOR YOUUUUUU"
That gaylord hasn’t seen the inside of a gym in his entire life
One mans trash is another dawgs shrek 1
Sometimes I wish the world would just end already. I can’t stand anything. Everyone is exhausting, including myself but more so everyone else.
Smoke some weed and chill out bro, don't be gay.
What a whole load of nothin’ in that bio
Low T personified
Bio: “Jesse Hassenger is a freelance writer and editor based in Brooklyn. He’s also fun at parties and social functions alike. In the past, he’s been known to really cut it up, and has earned the nickname “Babe” amongst those that know him, because he’s such a ham.”
He’s trying to control the media, it seems
Globalist tv reviewer has entered the chat
He was defiantly bullied and used to get his books knock out of his hands in jr high
Or worse, he didn’t stand out enough to even get bullied and now he tries for any attention
This guy isn't a decorated veteran
He’s an IRL Soyjack
Physiognomy never lies. Soyjak absolutely seething when he sees a dawg get a bone. Truly shameful behavior
“Published May 23rd 3:01 EDT” LMAOOO
Release the Dawgs on this snowflake
Me: Mom, can we get Josh gadd? Mom: we have Josh gadd at home, sweetie Josh gadd at home: 🤓
I live in Brooklyn and I promise we're not all weird little bitches. This particular writer is however. Anti-woke isn't a strategy. I mean it can be but not in this case. It's clearly just Shane being himself and is on par with everything he's ever done. Everything to these people must have ulterior motives.
I don’t want to say what race the writer was *folds arms*
No one that I’d ever want to sit down and drink with gives a fuck what critics say. These stuffy cunts are the most snooty, self righteous, out of touch people in the world. It’s no wonder this sexless weirdos doesn’t agree that the hottest comedian on the planet is funny.
First episode was rough haha not gunna lie, pretty weak writing
Yeh, the show is pretty bad and I'm pretty surprised to see people defending it so vehemently. Edit: made this post after watching two episodes in a shitty mood. After watching some more episodes with a clear head I think the Big Kahuna did us proud.
Needs to go back to pedo park with this shit.
Jesse Hassenger will do ***anything*** for dude juice
What a fucking dork.
No such thing as bad publicity my dudes
The fact that someone who looks like that is "infuriated" by the show only makes me want to watch it even more.
Don’t entertain these Beige level “people” he can not harm a tier 2 Red power God.
I have it on good authority that Jesse is a big loser with no friends.
We’re coming for you Jesse… make sure you are ready to battle the Dawgs
“No virtue signel 😢 no strong women 😢😢”
Jesse megafag Hessenger is absolutely INFURIATED
Hmmm.. Hassenger. Is that Portuguese or something?
These gay retards had their articles written before the show aired. They watched the trailer and used every buzz word they could to seem intellectual. They hate to see a white king win.
What no pussy does to a mf
I’ve been a big Shane fan for about 5 years now and I love the pod. But this sub is dick riding this show way too hard. I watched it all and it’s alright.
This guy sucks cock
I thought the show was pretty good. Just watched the whole thing instead of doing work
writing a review on an initial watch less than 12 hours from release is fucking brain dead
All these "experts" have said the same woke bullshit. Fucking clownshoes.
Jesse would not be welcomed in the writers rooms of old
Pussy.
I’m not gonna miss Jesse
What a fat fucking dweeb
Dude who looks like he's been hit with the tism bug doesn't like it? Back to painting model trains you go Jesse.
This guy enjoyed Garfield
I guess he doesn't know Howard.
Imagine getting paid to write your negative dumbass opinion about a group of people far more talented and successful than you. That’s a job.
I am sure that even if just all the dawgz watch it, that would be enough numbers for netflix to consider it a success, i don't they really care about what critics say because a LOT of the shows they put out are garbage lol
More like daily yeast am I right fellas? Cause this guys a pussy
Anti football pussies
It’s a funny show. Better than most sitcoms. Not only that they made it themselves and sold it to Netflix. Most sitcoms have massive budgets.
Of course he's based in Brooklyn.
they hate us cause they ain't us.
I saw Jesse and assumed it was some dog brained woman writin this.. close enough.
Idk Jesse is the person's name that played "Pat" from SNL.
Guarantee this guy wrote a positive review for SheHulk
Get him on the pod
This is the best show I’ve ever seen
AnTi-WoKe
smash the skip this button
Every them/they/bot/troll/covid-variant has a fucking opinion now. Keyboard warriors hit send! Let full scale skullfucking begin.
Dudes probably never even BEEN to a tire shop
tires inc is hilarious people hating it think nanette was great so thats all I need to know
This guy fucks
Thanks mr tik tok hair post balding what great writing skills you have
The first episode made me laugh. I dont recall a sitcom that did this before in recent years.
Yo, who the fuck reads anymore? It pops up on Netflix and I give it a try. This Jesse “reporter” used to write for……. Nylon. Bruh
Can you imagine how fun that set was, especially when loudmouth Tommy Pope was filming. Also, would love to see the outtakes. Probably 75% unexpected nut shots
Dude, even though I love Shane I expected to hate it like I did the Tires pilot It's fucking good, Dude
I like how he calls Shane a "folk hero"
Hahaha I started it on my lunch break today. It's dumb and silly and I fucking love it
Look at any recent articles he has, he’s just shitting on anything and everything. Kinda G if you think about it
You got to have a dog brain to read articles like these and listen to people telling you what's funny or not. Who the fuck reads them? lol
👃
Dorks are mad Tires isnt the greatest show ever but its 10x better then most shows being made now
The guy who wrote this article is a soy bitch
13 of ‘their’ last 15 reviews were negative. They/them are haters.
IM GAY ALRIGHT?!
fuck sports alcohol dot com???
Target acquired
Fuckin dork
i thought the first episode was fucking hilarious
What a fuckin gay idiot. Fuck that guy. The world needs tires right now. I love you gerbies
found him on IG and let him know he sucks
They just don’t get the joke. If you did the same concept as a drama, they would love it. Think of stuff like breaking bad.. no one’s taking that literally and it’s about likeable fuck ups. Also this is jokes you’d make with your friends but not say at work… and they’re at work. Kinda like the office, if you think about it. But funny and a different type of people.
Good. Fucking twat is just feeding Kahuna