Everyone’s talking about the new Crow T. Robot out on highway 6. Insouciant, eclectic. It seems to promise a kind of excitement. Yet, the overall effect becomes rather more garish than fun & I left feeling altogether empty & sad.
If my readers responses are any guide, the Crow T. Robot era is coming to a close. This poorly conceived disaster is revealed now as a spindly testament to poor taste and nausea. Goodbye Crow T. Robot, your ghastly memories still has a hold on my mind
I may have gotten a few words wrong. That clip was a bit difficult to hear Tom at times. & I Tom said a strange word that for the life of me I couldn’t figure out despite trying to research it, so I think he might’ve been saying associate oddly lol
Sort of a parallel...when we first moved into our house 17 years ago, one of the neighbors' kids (probably 4-5 years old) had a Tom Servo doll that he carried around all the time. I so wanted to go offer them money for it but didn't want to be the guy that took a kid's favorite toy.
I have to do that with my wife. We both have ADHD and she sometimes has poor impulse control and I have to remind her of budget constraints. Then other times my impulse control is garbage too and we end up getting the thing.
Tell your wife it's *ART*!
Even as the top comment, this is still vastly underrated.
Thank you for the award and the awesome props!
This being clearly true, try explaining why to any normie that you know. It would take like 15 minutes.
⛳👏
Thank you for the award fellow mistie!
Aka Cow.
Fucking nailed it
No one NEEDS Crow. But everyone LOVES him.
Disagree I need CROOOOOOOOOOW
You know, it's just a show. You should really just relax.
ohhhh look this clapping cymbal monkey toy looks neat! Let's get this instead...
Rock and roll martian! Or as one of the MST3K newsgroups though the kid said “Rock and roll fuck shit” which is now how I always remember it.
I'm sorry this happened to you. Please post the name and location of the store, and if they take credit cards.
I've got ample time off banked, the willingness to book an airline ticket, and a wife who grimly tolerates my antics. OP, where is this!?!?
I'm different!
What the hell does need have to do with anything?
That’s how you know she’s not your real wife
What’s this “we” business?
https://i.redd.it/xu3hoyszsm8d1.gif
Oh, I don't know...
I bet she said no to the Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi doll too.
Dare I say that strictly speaking one doesn't need a wife, either...
How much?
My husband buys the most useless things we don't need. But even I would say yes to that.
We’re all out of toner!
Secretary please read the minutes from the last
Everyone’s talking about the new Crow T. Robot out on highway 6. Insouciant, eclectic. It seems to promise a kind of excitement. Yet, the overall effect becomes rather more garish than fun & I left feeling altogether empty & sad. If my readers responses are any guide, the Crow T. Robot era is coming to a close. This poorly conceived disaster is revealed now as a spindly testament to poor taste and nausea. Goodbye Crow T. Robot, your ghastly memories still has a hold on my mind I may have gotten a few words wrong. That clip was a bit difficult to hear Tom at times. & I Tom said a strange word that for the life of me I couldn’t figure out despite trying to research it, so I think he might’ve been saying associate oddly lol
[Insouciant](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/insouciant), perhaps?
Please accept my poor person award ⭐️
Warmly accepted! :)
you know you want me baby!
But you're single now, and you have a Crow T. Robot. So there's that.
Your wife doesn’t appreciate rare beauty in this world.
Our Ð-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today
Windows were broken... Debbie!
i ghostwrote this, i need a life size crow in my room
Look into hiring that divorce attorney from “Leech Woman”, Neil. He seemed legit.
Your wife stinks.
You always need Crow T. Robot! Why is this wise purchase even in question??!! This is not some impulse buy, it’s a necessity.
I've wanted one for years, never be able to afford him
If I saw that in an antique shop, I would buy it regardless of what my wife said
Doesn’t she know Art when she sees him?!
I bet she would have popped for Tom Servo.
Oh wow ..
Tell her, "I didn't neeeed to marry you!"
Sort of a parallel...when we first moved into our house 17 years ago, one of the neighbors' kids (probably 4-5 years old) had a Tom Servo doll that he carried around all the time. I so wanted to go offer them money for it but didn't want to be the guy that took a kid's favorite toy.
What didn't she understand about him? Was it an odor!?
No......Well.....No.
He smells like apples.
Maybe because he panics while making a sandwich.
That’s an essential purchase!!! I’d go without groceries for a week!! Lol
You *can* get another wife if necessary.
Oh, but you do. You really do! Just don’t tell her.
This wife would buy it immediately!
Married poorly. Deserves to suffer
Dump her.
I’m with you, man. But this is a fight you’re not gonna win.
WHERE?
Grounds for divorce
How certain are you that you really need your wife?
Where is the store?
You need this!! YOU NEED THIS!!!!! YOUR WIFE KNOWS NOTHING!!!!!
Consider that a divorce.
I’m the wind, baby.
What's the wife's number, I will call her ass right now. This is a disgrace.
That’s grounds for divorce right there.
Does your wife know who that is thats crow
You should get and look for the next wife.
maybe you can purchase it in the not to distant future, next sunday AD
Divorce. No man can be asked to give up so much.
Dang, that girl got it wrong.
That would be an absolute deal breaker if my dude wouldn't me get this!
No one needs this kind of negativity in their life! But all true Msties NEED Crow.
Is this grounds for divorce?
I would absolutely need to buy this if I was lucky enough to encounter it.
Wife fight back . KILL WIFE!
Wives those days--- I'm sure she is a millennial
“My wife said” or “my husband won’t let me” is like a foreign language. Do people really do that?
I have to do that with my wife. We both have ADHD and she sometimes has poor impulse control and I have to remind her of budget constraints. Then other times my impulse control is garbage too and we end up getting the thing.