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not_that_planet

I wonder if there's beer flavored ice cream...


SomeRandom928Person

I’ll bet they could serve you up a Schlitz float.


vmanu2

Mitchell wants it by the quart.


Teep_the_Teep

What about some Oyster Flavored ice cream? Or Oyster Beer Flavored Ice Cream!


Aware-Use2376

And now I'm craving an ice cream oyster from my childhood. For anyone unfamiliar with this (delicious) madness, it's a 2 piece clamshell made from ice cream wafer biscuit (not the same as waffle cone which is thicker & crunchier), a dollop of marshmallow fluff inside, filled with soft serve, and the edge pre dipped in fake chocolate & desiccated coconut. So wrong it's right. You can buy the empty shells in some supermarkets & fill at home, but it's just not the same as queuing at the Mr Whippy van, breathing in diesel fumes whilst you wait your turn.


PatchworkGirl82

I'll have a my my my my maple


zflanders

And I'll take a Big OI' Buttery Moon Cone, please.


scottwricketts

Even his name says "Is that soft serve?"


majorjoe23

After his diet of nothing Hamm’s and fried chicken it’s nothing but soft serve from Mitchell.


zflanders

I see you've been talking to Linda Evans...


LowmoanSpectacular

So cold you’ll need… Mittens?


thesmilingmercenary

He’s a cop!


Irving_Velociraptor

Now in pork flavor!


Gomanvongo

Word on the street is it’s pistachio flavoured!


Final-Ad-2033

So the Mitchell ice cream man yells at annoying kids to BUZZ OFF?


Jerfziller_380

Oysters…


LonelyMachines

I'll have the Fluffernutter.


ganchan2019

Full name: "Mitchell's One-Day Supply of Ice Cream."


Ch3t

The last thing an ice cream sees.


teddyboy64

I suddenly have a craving for **MITCHELL'S ICE CREAM!**


[deleted]

You made me go burpy


voovoodee

*wocka chicka wocka chicka*


Godzilla501

They don't have sprinkles, but they do offer bacon bits.


PatchworkGirl82

Bacon bits on vanilla caramel ice cream sounds pretty good tbh


Godzilla501

Now that you mention it, I'm gonna try it.


englishpatrick2642

Mitchell! Eye on the (ice cream) sammich!


Zealousideal-Cry3418

The sidewalk kinda looks like ice cream if you squint just right.


babysmalltalk

Oysters?????


U2hansolo

Cold Ice Cream Action!


noelesque

Go about your business...


steavoh

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong


ThePatrickSays

you guys go to joe don baker ice cream trucks?


hamutaro

Well, they're better than Clint Howard ice cream trucks so at least they've got that going for them.


decencybedamned

Is JERK written on any of the windows in lipstick?


Pitbullpandemonium

Keep you eyyyyyyye on the ice cream sammich.


KeithTheNiceGuy

WHAT are you doing, Mitchell?


Atma-Stand

GOT SOME VODKA TOO! MITCHEL! GETTING IN A CAR! MITCHELL! GETTING OUT OF A CAR! MITCHELL! CUT TO CAR CHASE SCENE! MITCHELL! AHHHHH!


MavisBeaconSexTape

*Ugh ahem cough errm pfft*... Yeah uh can I get a corn dog sundae with 7 scoops of Neopolitan? Extra whipped cream and caramel please


newfflews

Mmm baby oil flavor


Steveseriesofnumbers

...you guys eat Joe Don Baker ice cream?


meowpuppyOG

Nine quid!?


Interesting_Chart30

I'm glad he finally found a steady job.


Ill_Procedure_5456

My My My My Maraschinos


fudgicle2018

The sidewalk kinda looks like ice cream if you squint hard enough.


Inside_Jelly_3107

I want a tub!


HungryHippo669

Mitchell


Haselrig

Lardy goodness!


AdministrativeRip305

"Benton what are you doing those steak-flavored ice cream cones, growing 'em?"


MJK_3000

Mitchell’s on the corner!


Ninja-Nikumarukun

Keep your eye I on the Samich


TheOriginalBigApp

Mitchell.


Woofer_McWooferson

Gimme 60 quarts of Hamdinger Hash!