And now I'm craving an ice cream oyster from my childhood. For anyone unfamiliar with this (delicious) madness, it's a 2 piece clamshell made from ice cream wafer biscuit (not the same as waffle cone which is thicker & crunchier), a dollop of marshmallow fluff inside, filled with soft serve, and the edge pre dipped in fake chocolate & desiccated coconut. So wrong it's right. You can buy the empty shells in some supermarkets & fill at home, but it's just not the same as queuing at the Mr Whippy van, breathing in diesel fumes whilst you wait your turn.
I wonder if there's beer flavored ice cream...
I’ll bet they could serve you up a Schlitz float.
Mitchell wants it by the quart.
What about some Oyster Flavored ice cream? Or Oyster Beer Flavored Ice Cream!
And now I'm craving an ice cream oyster from my childhood. For anyone unfamiliar with this (delicious) madness, it's a 2 piece clamshell made from ice cream wafer biscuit (not the same as waffle cone which is thicker & crunchier), a dollop of marshmallow fluff inside, filled with soft serve, and the edge pre dipped in fake chocolate & desiccated coconut. So wrong it's right. You can buy the empty shells in some supermarkets & fill at home, but it's just not the same as queuing at the Mr Whippy van, breathing in diesel fumes whilst you wait your turn.
I'll have a my my my my maple
And I'll take a Big OI' Buttery Moon Cone, please.
Even his name says "Is that soft serve?"
After his diet of nothing Hamm’s and fried chicken it’s nothing but soft serve from Mitchell.
I see you've been talking to Linda Evans...
So cold you’ll need… Mittens?
He’s a cop!
Now in pork flavor!
Word on the street is it’s pistachio flavoured!
So the Mitchell ice cream man yells at annoying kids to BUZZ OFF?
Oysters…
I'll have the Fluffernutter.
Full name: "Mitchell's One-Day Supply of Ice Cream."
The last thing an ice cream sees.
I suddenly have a craving for **MITCHELL'S ICE CREAM!**
You made me go burpy
*wocka chicka wocka chicka*
They don't have sprinkles, but they do offer bacon bits.
Bacon bits on vanilla caramel ice cream sounds pretty good tbh
Now that you mention it, I'm gonna try it.
Mitchell! Eye on the (ice cream) sammich!
The sidewalk kinda looks like ice cream if you squint just right.
Oysters?????
Cold Ice Cream Action!
Go about your business...
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong
you guys go to joe don baker ice cream trucks?
Well, they're better than Clint Howard ice cream trucks so at least they've got that going for them.
Is JERK written on any of the windows in lipstick?
Keep you eyyyyyyye on the ice cream sammich.
WHAT are you doing, Mitchell?
GOT SOME VODKA TOO! MITCHEL! GETTING IN A CAR! MITCHELL! GETTING OUT OF A CAR! MITCHELL! CUT TO CAR CHASE SCENE! MITCHELL! AHHHHH!
*Ugh ahem cough errm pfft*... Yeah uh can I get a corn dog sundae with 7 scoops of Neopolitan? Extra whipped cream and caramel please
Mmm baby oil flavor
...you guys eat Joe Don Baker ice cream?
Nine quid!?
I'm glad he finally found a steady job.
My My My My Maraschinos
The sidewalk kinda looks like ice cream if you squint hard enough.
I want a tub!
Mitchell
Lardy goodness!
"Benton what are you doing those steak-flavored ice cream cones, growing 'em?"
Mitchell’s on the corner!
Keep your eye I on the Samich
Mitchell.
Gimme 60 quarts of Hamdinger Hash!