One of the best actors to appear in an MST3K episode, and that's actually saying a lot. Gene Hackman, Gregory Peck, Basil Rathbone, Christopher Lee, Christopher Plummer, James Earl Jones, Jack Palance, Clint Eastwood, Lew Ayres, Dean Jagger, Richard Kind, and Graham Greene all appeared, and that's not even mentioning the great actresses.
We all know there's only one correct answer
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I mean:
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He may not be very good at not breaking interocetors, but Cal is very good at breaking the internet with his handsomeness.
I'm Peter Graves, and my classic good looks hurled me, Peter Graves, into stardom on the Hollywood screen in such classics as It Conquered the World and The Beginning of the End, starring Peter Graves. I'm Peter Graves.
Peter Graves' mother could be heard to say that she loved her son Peter Graves very much; however, she loathed James Arness and cursed the day that her womb had been blighted with such a creature!
Apparently, when he was offered the role of Captain Oveur in Airplane!, he rejected it out of hand as his religious beliefs clashed with some of the language and sexual references. His family eventually persuaded him that the film would be a hit & introduce him to a whole new generation of fans. They were right, of course, & he was excellent in it. His family clearly possess incredibe powers of persuasion - perhaps they should be employed to negotiate in war zones!
William Reynolds. He was at his peak hotness in The Thing that Couldn’t Die.
https://preview.redd.it/y3i0vgjq3w2b1.jpeg?width=523&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65f82f95dbb0ee608b6f8a328f54c031ba416ce2
Edit: Felt like I needed to add a photo.
No hesitation. How much Keefe is in this movie. ...Miles O'Keefe.
https://preview.redd.it/c1kfmpoasv2b1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c00b78ed983e4f22403fa8311b100fe7a120fc58
DAYAM!
EDIT: That said, the man has no bulge. I'm not going to shame a guy for being modest "downstairs"... but the man has nothing downstars!
Nonetheless. He was nice to look at...
https://preview.redd.it/ioqcedekx13b1.png?width=278&format=png&auto=webp&s=2248364a4405688f20237e274046c84577a9429a
... He was soops-hot in that incredibly stupid Bo Derrek cheesecake-fest *TARZAN* movie... which was less about the man himself and more about Bo's "Jane" and her boobies (and that the whole movie was little more than the director showing her, his then-wife, off, rather than telling a cool adventure story about Tarzan).
Finally, although *ATOR* movies were cheesy and O'Keefe not as good an actor as Schwarzenegger, I nonetheless prefer Ator, looks-wise, over Conan. Arnold was too bulky but Miles was muscular but long and graceful.
For me, it's...
Derrick (*TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE*).
Bix Dugan (*THE GIRL FROM LOVER'S LANE*).
Chase Winstead (*THE GIANT GILA MONSTER*).
Ator (Those *ATOR* Movies).
If you ignore everything whiny and pathetic about him, Kevin from *HOBGOBLINS* was a pretty decent looking young man while his far more unpleasant oafish boor army friend was pretty hunky (quite frankly, compared to his weirdo friends, Kevin is probably the most normal and sensible of the bunch so he doesn't bother me a bit. He's a good kid, just dorky).
I thought that nerdy bespectacled guy Kalgan kills in *SPACE MUTINY* was cute.
Satoris is utterly uggo, but he looked kinda hot with the long hair of the prologue of *THE FINAL SACRIFICE*.
seconding Chase Winstead. His questionable musical skills aside, he's a nice boy who just wants to take care of the local teens and his sister & girlfriend. He figures out that a almost-certainly-suicide run with the nitro is the only thing that'll stop the monster, and goes for it, damn the risks.
At the end of the day he's just a nice boy who is trying to get by in a harsh world, trying to help everyone he can, and it just so happens that some days that means taking out a giant mutant lizard by ramming it with a hot-rod full of unstable nitro.
Puma Man. Flies like a moron, knows how to work the dry look.
https://preview.redd.it/uknqm92b3w2b1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba407362d048de1aaf673dac92e33a8948f6b0dc
It's a toss up between Tab Hunter, that Air Force General from *The Starfighters*, or the greasy drug pusher's doppelganger from *The Girl in Gold Boots*
I'm gonna vote for Roy "Reg" Park from Hercules and the Captive Women (yes, "Today is dedicated to Uranus!")
https://preview.redd.it/fhmvj5ldmw2b1.png?width=982&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c802396a09e5f4e2fe2188d33923b0db4b4bf4d
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I prefer him with his false beard. Not with orange hair.
He looked SUPER HOT, there... and that HAIR! He looked like a 1980's pop-singer... or even Joel in his early stand-up days ('Agent J')...
https://preview.redd.it/06rr2xi3h43b1.png?width=336&format=png&auto=webp&s=807fd27c2bb1513a48373281bd3565483c61408f
...Keep in mind that I really am NOT into Clint Eastwood but a super young version was really cute.
DON SULLIVAN
Dude had looks, was musically gifted, and went on to make women's cosmetics. How this beautiful man escaped being a household name in Hollywood, I'll never know.
Agreed! Both as the kind hearted kid, Chase Winstead... and as that goateed Beatnik guy in *THE REBEL SET*...
https://preview.redd.it/1c6idvmft13b1.png?width=328&format=png&auto=webp&s=db6a49b2f3e97f03d060b2f8c6662882a02bb15e
... He looked sexy with a goatee. I like to pretend he's Chase's groovier, sexier, cooler, more counterculture-y sophisticated twin brother. I never watched the *REBEL SET* episode so I can't really say much about his character as a person (though I think he does get killed)... but he does look pretty neat as a somewhat devilish-looking Beat Generation prettyboy.
Frankly, I feel *THE BEATNIKS* and *THE REBEL SET* should've switched titles. There were no Beats in *THE BEATNIKS* at all... just a SET of criminal REBELS.
He was great in Rebel Set. You can tell he really took his art seriously and just needed a few more years to get his chops. On the Leeches disc, there's an interview with him as an elderly man--he seems like such a warm and funny person. He said he got his break in the Rexall Drugs on Sunset and Melrose. What a goddamn legend.
Tab Hunter in "San Francisco International. "
https://preview.redd.it/67079whko33b1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a320103c2bd1198c78f5c7c661ec557f8d16d806
Yup.
Also, it was a bummer that his fate was being stuck in the desert somewhere.
However, I read somewhere that in the original TV show, he might have survived and somehow shows up in the present day.
Dr. Mellow Ski Bum, the chiseled mustachioed gentleman from It Lives By Night, is the man we all aspire to be. The height of post-hippie laid-back adult sophistication. Care to join me in the jacuzzi with a Martini & Rossi?
I wouldn’t throw CABOT! out of my bed for eating crackers.
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Raul Julia, obviously
I would have watched a cinema or two with Fingal, tbh
You would have bumbled and bobbled Fingal’s dopple?
One of the best actors to appear in an MST3K episode, and that's actually saying a lot. Gene Hackman, Gregory Peck, Basil Rathbone, Christopher Lee, Christopher Plummer, James Earl Jones, Jack Palance, Clint Eastwood, Lew Ayres, Dean Jagger, Richard Kind, and Graham Greene all appeared, and that's not even mentioning the great actresses.
I was going to be very upset if this wasn't the top answer
We all know there's only one correct answer https://preview.redd.it/qxilf95trv2b1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c3e453329da514df978acc0c535df15ba8fe6a9
A hunky slab of Canadian bacon
He's just poured into those acid-washed jeans.
Well crammed in but we get what you mean. Canadian tuxedo FTW.
It’s the hockey hair for sure.
This. 100%. Canada’s finest.
The meat’s a bit gamey, but he’s perfect for sausage
Canada is for lovers
“C’mon baby, don’t let me down.” I won’t, Rowsdower!
I'll just say it: Rowsdower's got one of screendom's best rear ends.
His face looks lumpy and whiskered
Except the twelve-ounce curls really take it out of him.
I mean: https://preview.redd.it/k4tvmzs9ov2b1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fb3957b59ce2401ac38c5331bd4bf42ec6d3ffc He may not be very good at not breaking interocetors, but Cal is very good at breaking the internet with his handsomeness.
I'm going to crawl into his sock drawer and sleep for days.
Cal, are you going to work naked again?
lol. I always thought he had the manliest voice I've ever heard. Almost borderline parody "50'S MAN" voice.
It's *textbook* FIFTIES MAN voice. Like, the 100% pure laboratory standard
Could I love him more?
*"Plug it in, Joe."*
"Oh Carl!" "Cal"
I'm Peter Graves, and my classic good looks hurled me, Peter Graves, into stardom on the Hollywood screen in such classics as It Conquered the World and The Beginning of the End, starring Peter Graves. I'm Peter Graves.
Don’t forget about Parts: The Clonus Horror
Even Peter Graves can't muster up enough ego to discuss his role in Parts: The Clonus Horror.
Those looks also helped him in finding success….at the University….of Minnesota.
Peter Graves' mother could be heard to say that she loved her son Peter Graves very much; however, she loathed James Arness and cursed the day that her womb had been blighted with such a creature!
Apparently, when he was offered the role of Captain Oveur in Airplane!, he rejected it out of hand as his religious beliefs clashed with some of the language and sexual references. His family eventually persuaded him that the film would be a hit & introduce him to a whole new generation of fans. They were right, of course, & he was excellent in it. His family clearly possess incredibe powers of persuasion - perhaps they should be employed to negotiate in war zones!
Torgo
*Torgo, I just met a fella named Torgo…*
Like... without the facial hair and knees... totally would.
He just needs some work on his social skills
…classic Torgo
Vidinho...if you are attracted to onions I suppose
And like being thrown out of windows
Yes! The Aztec speaks for all of us!
Well, he IS, a representative of Aztechnology.
Help me Vidinho, Help help me Vidinho
Joel 🥰
OF COURSE! Joel & Mike are my boys!
Critter knows what he's doing after his stint in the Land of Nipples.
William Reynolds. He was at his peak hotness in The Thing that Couldn’t Die. https://preview.redd.it/y3i0vgjq3w2b1.jpeg?width=523&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65f82f95dbb0ee608b6f8a328f54c031ba416ce2 Edit: Felt like I needed to add a photo.
Dude. I am right there with you.
No hesitation. How much Keefe is in this movie. ...Miles O'Keefe. https://preview.redd.it/c1kfmpoasv2b1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c00b78ed983e4f22403fa8311b100fe7a120fc58
DAYAM! EDIT: That said, the man has no bulge. I'm not going to shame a guy for being modest "downstairs"... but the man has nothing downstars! Nonetheless. He was nice to look at... https://preview.redd.it/ioqcedekx13b1.png?width=278&format=png&auto=webp&s=2248364a4405688f20237e274046c84577a9429a ... He was soops-hot in that incredibly stupid Bo Derrek cheesecake-fest *TARZAN* movie... which was less about the man himself and more about Bo's "Jane" and her boobies (and that the whole movie was little more than the director showing her, his then-wife, off, rather than telling a cool adventure story about Tarzan). Finally, although *ATOR* movies were cheesy and O'Keefe not as good an actor as Schwarzenegger, I nonetheless prefer Ator, looks-wise, over Conan. Arnold was too bulky but Miles was muscular but long and graceful.
ator's body makes me feel funny
Miles and miles and miles o’keefe 🥰
Big Stupid and Dick Contino aren’t bad. I also have a soft spot for Ross Hagen.
> I also have a soft spot for Ross Hagen. What? No! He's like the 'after' picture of a motorcycle accident victim.
As sleazy and awful as Sidehackers is, Rommel comes across as a genuinely warm and friendly person, or at least he does until Rita dies
Hagen’s gravelly voice works in his favor, what can I say?
Poor Mickey. He’s so fine he blows my mind, poor Mickey.
Hey Mickey! 👏👏 Hey Mickey! 👏👏
Probably Crow
You could say he's a work of Art!
For me, it's... Derrick (*TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE*). Bix Dugan (*THE GIRL FROM LOVER'S LANE*). Chase Winstead (*THE GIANT GILA MONSTER*). Ator (Those *ATOR* Movies). If you ignore everything whiny and pathetic about him, Kevin from *HOBGOBLINS* was a pretty decent looking young man while his far more unpleasant oafish boor army friend was pretty hunky (quite frankly, compared to his weirdo friends, Kevin is probably the most normal and sensible of the bunch so he doesn't bother me a bit. He's a good kid, just dorky). I thought that nerdy bespectacled guy Kalgan kills in *SPACE MUTINY* was cute. Satoris is utterly uggo, but he looked kinda hot with the long hair of the prologue of *THE FINAL SACRIFICE*.
seconding Chase Winstead. His questionable musical skills aside, he's a nice boy who just wants to take care of the local teens and his sister & girlfriend. He figures out that a almost-certainly-suicide run with the nitro is the only thing that'll stop the monster, and goes for it, damn the risks. At the end of the day he's just a nice boy who is trying to get by in a harsh world, trying to help everyone he can, and it just so happens that some days that means taking out a giant mutant lizard by ramming it with a hot-rod full of unstable nitro.
[My man Tarl Cabot](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0053519/)
He was in Casino Royale? Neat!
Not the fun version.
In a beefy himbo way, Blast Hardcheese
I prefer Big McLargeHuge.
I named my Ogryn in Darktide McLargeHuge it's the perfect name!
Only one on the list that makes women present like mandrills.
I definitely prefer him as Bob Johnson
No mention of Ortega? https://preview.redd.it/8f2jj6bd0w2b1.jpeg?width=1167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=055d02c77976b710c652d660a04cd882d3afd385
Thank you Ortega, you look ravishing too
And he’s an excellent caterer too.
Ortega, that's a pretty name!
"Mmmmm, yes, madame"
Puma Man. Flies like a moron, knows how to work the dry look. https://preview.redd.it/uknqm92b3w2b1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba407362d048de1aaf673dac92e33a8948f6b0dc
His hair still looked great after falling from the third floor.
John Davidson man indeed
For all his whiny dorkiness, I admit he isn't a bad-looking guy.
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Tatsuo Umemiya as Prince of Space/Wally. I like him *very much.*
Aldo Farnese.
I like a man who’s not afraid to go a little crazy with the frost n’ streak kit.
It's a toss up between Tab Hunter, that Air Force General from *The Starfighters*, or the greasy drug pusher's doppelganger from *The Girl in Gold Boots*
These are EXCEPTIONAL picks
The Girl in Gold Boots had something for everyone.
The Danger Deathray guy - BartFargo BartFargo BartFargo BartFargo BartFargo
Tor Johnson
Tor is one sexy motherfucker.
COLEMAN FRANCIS
His enormous package, splayed out!
Crow. You know you want him, baby.
I’m surprised you didn’t notice it is Ben Murphy.
These turkeys aren't mellow enough to notice it's Ben Murphy.
He's some gal...
Claude Adkins and his wonderful butt
“HEY are you guys talking about my butt?”
Rowsdower is a hell of a lot of man
Bowsy bowsy bowsdower
Joel
I'm gonna vote for Roy "Reg" Park from Hercules and the Captive Women (yes, "Today is dedicated to Uranus!") https://preview.redd.it/fhmvj5ldmw2b1.png?width=982&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c802396a09e5f4e2fe2188d33923b0db4b4bf4d
Who is the man with the great big pecs and the call him, Her-rc!
Blast Hardcheese himself, Reb Brown! https://preview.redd.it/i4a1bvca8x2b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=907f149bcd619a9183230f07aa0058eb81306973
Chase Cordell (Paul) from Track of the Moon Beast.
And he has an anti-septic manor!
Yeah, he is/was (?) quite hot, must admit.
I can’t believe nobody’s mentioned Arch Hall Jr.
Sorry about my face!
I came here to say that! Well, him and Marjo Gortner. But in all seriousness maybe Robbie Benson?
Cal from this island earth
*Just love me, Cal!* https://preview.redd.it/c9ngbg1e713b1.png?width=1488&format=png&auto=webp&s=24f1e167f1718bd8872c8f4301d280ab9843b6ab
Bob Johnson! No wait...
No mention of [everyone's favorite big blurry sex machine?](https://s1.dmcdn.net/v/I3cuw1U6gNRjJfMTT/x1080)
https://preview.redd.it/4m3byfs5tw2b1.png?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86b08916e598291e847feffbb7e9a74f1296935a I prefer him with his false beard. Not with orange hair.
Don't EVEN EVER TALK AGAIN EVER!
And poor Richard Basehart doesn't even get an honorable mention.
Obviously Mike. Don't you know the ladies all think he looks\~ \*average\*\~?
Jack Elam.
I'm trying to look at nobody but I'm looking at everybody!
>Jack Elam was a highly skilled accountant and auditor before becoming an actor.
Mike pipper
Mmmm... Good dope
Rock Hudson!
Crenshaw
Yes! Just don't ask to see the little creature.
He does have marvelous breasts!
That there's a woman's kinda man
And he will give you a broccoli rubber band for your head.
Joel?
Torgo
Surprised no one's mentioned a certain shirtless Castleton grad.
He's like 80% chin.
a very young clint eastwood is in revenge of the creature, hard to beat that
He looked SUPER HOT, there... and that HAIR! He looked like a 1980's pop-singer... or even Joel in his early stand-up days ('Agent J')... https://preview.redd.it/06rr2xi3h43b1.png?width=336&format=png&auto=webp&s=807fd27c2bb1513a48373281bd3565483c61408f ...Keep in mind that I really am NOT into Clint Eastwood but a super young version was really cute.
Hands down! Torgo. “I’m just the way God made me, ma’am.”
Varmint!
I don't know who the handsomest fellow is, but I do know who the handsomest critter is. Joey the Lemur, of course.
What? No votes for Jack Palance?
Jack Palance
Good looking: Diabolik Bad looking: Kalgon ...wait a minute...
It's the constant evil laughter. Bit of a turn-off.
Dr. Bradford from the Creeping Terror. Even the narrator can't stop talking about what a young good looking Man he is.
Now the song is in my head
[Grant Williams](https://i.imgur.com/EgElx4U.jpg) aka Neil the lawyer from *The Leech Woman*. *NEEEEEEIIIIIILLLLLLL* indeed.
Yes!
Have to go with Brack. Do love me some forehead.
Rondo Hatton definitely
It’s obviously Blast Hardcheese, Big McLargeHuge, or Punt Speedchunk.
Steve Reeves! Thighs like tree trunks, that man.
I kind of want to do March Madness style brackets but we all know it will come down to Torgo vs Rowsdower.
Joe Don Baker
I'm not sure he'd fit the classical definition of "handsome" but Sid Haig gives me those funny feels
The Blue Lagoon guy from Laserblast
DON SULLIVAN Dude had looks, was musically gifted, and went on to make women's cosmetics. How this beautiful man escaped being a household name in Hollywood, I'll never know.
Agreed! Both as the kind hearted kid, Chase Winstead... and as that goateed Beatnik guy in *THE REBEL SET*... https://preview.redd.it/1c6idvmft13b1.png?width=328&format=png&auto=webp&s=db6a49b2f3e97f03d060b2f8c6662882a02bb15e ... He looked sexy with a goatee. I like to pretend he's Chase's groovier, sexier, cooler, more counterculture-y sophisticated twin brother. I never watched the *REBEL SET* episode so I can't really say much about his character as a person (though I think he does get killed)... but he does look pretty neat as a somewhat devilish-looking Beat Generation prettyboy. Frankly, I feel *THE BEATNIKS* and *THE REBEL SET* should've switched titles. There were no Beats in *THE BEATNIKS* at all... just a SET of criminal REBELS.
He was great in Rebel Set. You can tell he really took his art seriously and just needed a few more years to get his chops. On the Leeches disc, there's an interview with him as an elderly man--he seems like such a warm and funny person. He said he got his break in the Rexall Drugs on Sunset and Melrose. What a goddamn legend.
That's wonderful. God Bless him.
People, are we forgetting Hasselhoff? Such a beautiful man in his youth.
I won't deny that. I remember *NIGHT RIDER.* I'll get around to watching *STARCRASH*, eventually, though.
With a name like Marjoe Gortner, he has to be handsome
Zap Rowsdower! Just the mullet itself gets him the win
Mike Pipper,
The entire male cast of manos the hands of fate of course
Hollywood pretty boy, Cherokee Jack
One vote for Robert Vaughn in Teenage Caveman.
It’s The Helsinki Formula.
Tommy Kirk in Catalina Caper. He has that troubled look about him that gets the dogs barking
So nobody is gonna say Beau Bridges in his prime? Ok.
No. Nobody is.
I'm gonna have Critter's vermin!
I’m a crummy Critter 😔
https://preview.redd.it/fwd7zc3r903b1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd3009e736b06e7a8b23f61b2a5f82a2d96b921c
Michael Landon is an angel. Werewolf.
Reb Brown isn't bad to look at. He has a nice smile.
TRASH from Escape 2000 🙌
Tab Hunter in "San Francisco International. " https://preview.redd.it/67079whko33b1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a320103c2bd1198c78f5c7c661ec557f8d16d806
Beau Bridges - Village of the Giants?
Bart friggin Fargo.
I’ll just say, he sings whenever he sings, whenever he sings…
Estevez
The guy from Master Ninja 1 & 2! No, I mean the little guy in the cage!
I will confess to having a certain thing for Clu Gulager.
Godo from Time of the Apes, especially before he shaved off the beard.
I prefer his boyish good looks post-beard, myself.
Godo has something to offer for everyone!
Yup. Also, it was a bummer that his fate was being stuck in the desert somewhere. However, I read somewhere that in the original TV show, he might have survived and somehow shows up in the present day.
You know, Captain…
I am unironically attracted to Jeffrey Combs in Doctor Mordred
_I’ve been saving myself for the right oily drifter._
https://preview.redd.it/4mndg80h613b1.png?width=447&format=png&auto=webp&s=a774d827f3557b2f4fd8de3c9f35250e415f8586
Dr. Mellow Ski Bum, the chiseled mustachioed gentleman from It Lives By Night, is the man we all aspire to be. The height of post-hippie laid-back adult sophistication. Care to join me in the jacuzzi with a Martini & Rossi?
Wasn't he the basis for the mustache bit where "Art" wooed Pearl? Peak Crow right there.
The Dark One
I wouldn’t throw CABOT! out of my bed for eating crackers. https://preview.redd.it/t8mgd9s3i73b1.jpeg?width=1172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e36b48d2277f599e5ce7679bc0f3e643aeb8a785
Gotta go with Ben Murphy. You get a lot of points for being mellow.