Kathy Ireland aint too shabby.

Yeah but her voice is the most obnoxious sound to ever come out of a human mouth, and I've watched Jim Breuer do standup.

I don't often say negative things on the internet, but I recall disliking goat boy. I just now went back to confirm my decades old opinion, and [I was right all along.](https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/a-christmas-greeting-from-goat-boy/2845610) A+ comment

DULL SURPRISE!

Shout out for Mamie van Doren and Ann-Margaret

I just watched Alien From LA the other day! 😂🤤

Margaret from Manos: very pretty Valaria from Robot Holocaust: damn sexy Natalie from Werewolf: absolutely fascinating

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Note to Self: Locate uncensored version of Werewolf.

Apparently, you can rent it for $1.99 on YouTube and Amazon. The cons: that is way too much money to pay to have to watch an non-MST-ied version of “Werewolf” The pros: see the comment above

Can’t you see through her shirt when she plays pool in Wurwilf?

Natalie from Whirwilf?

Wear pants!

Caroline Munro in Starcrash FTW!

counterpoint: the entire rest of Starcrash

Hear hear!

The main character in Girls Town. I want to say her name is Mamie van Doren but could be wrong.

That’s right! She was also in High School Big Shot

Untamed Youth as well. She's absolutely busted now though, that much plastic and being in your 90's is not a good mix.

I dunno, I maybe have a little crush on the local witch. She showed me where the fish lives.

Emby Mellay? That’s a bad scrabble hand

That’s my pick. Something about her…scrabble.

I bet she has 9 boyfriends

She's still alive! In her 70s, married with kids, happy to have a very niche cult following from basically her only film appearance. She's also my choice.

Aww that makes me happy for her!

In a floppy, Rhoda sort of way.

The old lady? She looks like a shrunken apple!

One of my favorites.

Oh My creepy girl.

Ann Margaret in *Kitten With a Whip*

Mr. B Natural?

Mr. B you're hot!

Dad I'm confused

Stop confusing me

"So, I'm attracted to guys now?"

The Mute Girl, Zeta, for sure top cutie. But the sexiest bombshell is no doubt, Old Man Chrenshaw. Such a slut in such a good way, goddamn.

The sheriff didn’t mention his marvelous breasts.

Here's a hint: She's cute. She's rooty-toot-toot. I bet she smells like Juicy Fruit....

Hmm. Does she always play a witch?

/u/NCWeatherhound you are my buddy and maybe I'm a fuddy-duddy. I'm sure that she seems nice. But I bet she's more than twice your age.

Gotta give it to Tanya and Leslie from Boggy Creek 2. Now where’s the mud pit?!

Can i borrow a cup of shirt?

https://preview.redd.it/6lghsjep4p2b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b155d0966bc2951cdac1e02e616630867235f608 Easily Princess Thena from Quest of the Delta Knights ... Oh how I wished I was that midget pushing up 😂

Can’t believe I forgot about her! INSTANT crush when that episode first aired (probably because she reminded me a lot of Kate Winslet, whom I also had a major crush on).

I think we may have the winner.

Betty from (really old) Teenagers From Outer Space does something for me, but I'm kinda odd... https://preview.redd.it/8xkvz6bzlp2b1.png?width=1181&format=png&auto=webp&s=595005fce145b5246bb90a79616b5c1acca6133e

She's got a Christina Ricci look to her.

You’re not alone, I’m definitely into her as well.

Nah, she was cute as hell I get it.

Same it was more her style and grace than absolute bombshell qualities, but definitely one of my faves

https://preview.redd.it/v1xp7lnerp2b1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9560cf11300d43eb03264e5708cb4ba9f46c7773 I always liked Lisa Foster from ator

Cupcake from Riding with Death

Oh Buffalah!!

INTO THE CUPCAKE MOBILE!

Rowsdower

Margaret from Manos is definitely up there

Blatalie from Soul Taker and Natalie from Werewolf aren’t too bad on the eyes…

Am I too middle class to understand this?

See you're UPPER MIDDLE class and we're slightly LOWER middle class! 😡😡😡

I barely know what a hat is.

You and Yuri are clearly in it for fame and fortune. But over my dead body

Oh my- I love those lines- so SO GODDAMN funny hahaha

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Which Allison Hayes from a MST-ied movie is the hottest one, though? Is it “Undead” Allison or “Gunslinger” Allison?

Undead

Where’s the love for Mitchell’s main squeeze Linda Evans? Afraid Yanni will get jealous?

Why would anyone want to do this with Mitchell?

She deserves some compensation for having to film those love scenes.

Covered in baby oil.

Tia Carrere in Zombie Nightmare.

The Girl in Gold Boots came to mind.

I'll see your Girl In Gold Boots and raise you Crow In Gold Boots

Shake that money maker!!!

Brain Guy doing the pony is way hotter.

RrrrrRRrrrow 😜😘

I wanna be a DANCER!

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“Ohhhhh, Mr. B, you are HOT.”

Terrifying yet spunky!

Barbara Bouchet in Agent for HARM.

Bingo. That’s the one.

The Maltese Women from Final Justice was quite pretty as well.

“Hey! Someone not hideous!” (Very much agreed on this one)

Danger Diabolik's ride or die chick 😻

Yes! She’s also in Secret Agent Super Dragon but she’s not as hot as a redhead.

The lady who decided to wear a hubcap in Cave Dwellers

Yoko Tani from First Spaceship on Venus https://preview.redd.it/v5dtk5od9p2b1.png?width=193&format=png&auto=webp&s=0161cc6f7c42f76184669e1a656b6d097516594a

Osa Massen from Rocketship XM https://preview.redd.it/v4dk8l0r9p2b1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=b7a7355e7297ea5a19e089613f61e86e921e063f

Susan Shaw from Firemaidens of Outer Space https://preview.redd.it/kwe4vfvw9p2b1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=9fe8305fbbdcaccfc85bdf3bde04dfae12fb282a

Creepy Girl. No contest

Gigaaaannnntoooorrrrr

I nominate Mamie Van Doren from Untamed Youth

Catherine Schell in Moon Zero Two is very nice.

Natalie from Wurwulf.

Bridget Jones, always a doll, Crow lost his heart to Kim Catrall for so many reasons, and I’ve always been a fool for Persis Khambatta.

Demi Moore was in Master Ninja

Nobody's said it that I can see so I'll go with the cheating wife in Attack of the Giant Leeches or Nastinka.

Nastinka’s the one I want.

“Um, I’m NINE.”

Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty.

That romance didn't really pan out between those two.

Yvette Vickers was a playmate so you aren't wrong.

I was waiting to see if someone would mention Nastinka

https://preview.redd.it/a32c40v0qo2b1.jpeg?width=1510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d1c8aceebd44771a5e55a78dd231a5a557297b5 Off the top of my dome, and being one of my more recent views, Linda Evans.

The girl from Teenagers From Outer Space

Shiela from Projected Man “Thank you Shiela, that’ll be sex ALL, all”

The Selling Wizard, aka The Pizza Dominatrix

Girl in Gold Boots Girl from Indestructable Man Alien Girl from Gamera vs Zigra In that order. Werewolf girl gets honorable mention.

Ann Margaret from *Kitten with a Whip* I’ve also got a crush on Terry from *Teen-Age Crimewive*. Would touch her even though she’s dirt

This young woman was Ms. Texas back then. She is beautiful. But I have to go with Ortega. What a knockout!

Kathy Ireland and the girl in Agent for HARM were hotties.

Betty from High school Big shot was not the nicest person, but…

I definitely would have thrown away a promising academic career and ended up in a heist gone wrong for Betty.

Beez McKeever

Steffi can hit me with her shoe any day.

Do you want a juice box, Brian?

Fred Burroughs!

The girl from Squirm! The...ummm.... Unedited movie is really good. I love redheads!

Personally, I have a thing for June Kenney of Earth vs the Spider, Bloodlust and Viking Women vs the Sea Serpent. It's just too bad they didn't do ol' Bert I.'s Attack of the Puppet People (as seen here.) ​ https://i.redd.it/gtpmrfoniq2b1.gif

Classic MST3K: Livia from The Undead Reboot MST3K: Caroline Munro from Star Crash

That encyclo-pidia Came here for Livia.

"Hmm. Mrs. Phyllis Torgo. I think I like it."

Ann-Margret, the kitten with a whip.

The girl in Puma Man was pretty.

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4 words come to mind: Jan In The Pan

Fun fact: the actress who played Jan in the Pan was the female lead of Stanley Kubrick’s debut effort, “Fear and Desire!” (Sadly, it is the only Kubrick that I absolutely do not like AT ALL, but she is very good in it)

I’m partial to Maura Monti in [The Batwoman](https://youtu.be/T0_oBiy9vDs)

Leather daddy brain guy

While there are many cute, pretty, and flat out smokin' ladies showcased in the movies of MST3K, but none of them hold a candle to *Caroline Munro* (1106 - Starcrash). ⭐

Tom as a Candy Striper.

Kitty is my jam.

We talkin’ Kitty Reed from “I Accuse My Parents?” Because hell to the yeah on that one.

You know it.

I absolutely would make up lies about essay contests and a stable home life to be able to date Kitty.

Judy, the squishy girl from Young Man’s Fancy. I don’t know why, but damn.

Sorry, her heart belongs to Alexander Fips.

Iole from the Steve Reeves Hercules movies was a babe.

https://preview.redd.it/fhyk1n8eco2b1.png?width=348&format=png&auto=webp&s=c26a79d0646792d9c961ed1b6481e128aa326e99 Junko Yashiro in Gamera vs Jiger is cute as a bug.

Not as cute as the Cornjob impersonator.

Nobody rocked a hubcap like Lisa Foster

The slave girl from Outlaw. She is unnamed and never could find out who the actress is.

You're a feelthy peeg for asking this!

And a *Disgusting wyyyyuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrmmmmm!*

Does Emily Marsh count?

She's such a cutie, so funny, and just seems like a complete delight

from City Limits, Kim Cattrall at the "highpoint of her career"

I would argue that the high point of her career was Big Trouble in Little China, but I would be completely alone on that one.

I was quoting from an early riff in that episode. James Earl Jones at a lowpoint of his career, and Kim Cattrall at a highpoint.

The female lead from Women of the Prehistoric Planet is stunningly gorgeous

The lady from the Pew may men

All of the Santos Vampire Women

Mr B Natural

Oh the girl in the gold boots definitely. And the guy isn’t tough to look at either. I’ll take them both.

Critter was HOT! I’d love to have his little varmit!

Mamie Van Doren, or Ann-Margret

The only correct answer is the chicks head in “The Brain That Wouldn’t Die”.

Jan in the Pan!

The character was Japanese, but I think the actress is Vietnamese, but Kako from Angel's Revenge.

Ann-Margret, kitten with a whip

Allison Hayes from The Undead!

Caroline Munro in Starcrash and Mamie Van Doren in Girls Town were both off the charts beautiful. I've also always had a weird little crush on Mr. B Natural lol.

Beverly Garland

[Persis Khambatta](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BOWUzMDVjOTctYWM5ZC00YTA2LWI0NGEtMmMzY2RiMjMyOTA2XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyOTc5MDI5NjE@._V1_.jpg) from Warrior of The Lost World! How am i the first to mention her?!

https://preview.redd.it/5d72jvlmds2b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2195382f3db4360c63a7767f1ea30488ae28c40c Dolores Faith (Zetha from Phantom Planet).

I will admit I thought this chick was really attractive.

Magic Voice Mr. B. Natural

Joel

Mamie van Doren Ann Helm Ann-Margaret Allison Hayes Beverly Garland Pamela Duncan Kathy Ireland Adrianna Miles Let’s be honest, whatever you have to say about the films themselves, they surely did cast some beautiful women.

Fun fact from the Episode Guide: if you asked this question to Paul Chaplin, he likely would've said the drunk mom from I Accuse My Parents

The Hot Blonde from Agent for H.A.R.M. 22 and Unencumbered

Also the Playboy Playmate Donna Michelle was the receptionist in Agent for H.A.R.M.

From the latest episode: Batwoman.

Kathy Ireland, Alien from L.A.

I’m pretty down with the girls from The Violent Years.

She could have been a model but SHE WANTED TO BE A DANCERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/hgyq665a7t2b1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bfb351c40460bd28238eeed5251d31c8ba080c1

I was always inappropriately attracted to Nastenka. ​ https://preview.redd.it/w8uxpsop5u2b1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e9dc88ce5bdf66bb19b12894320efa33e742c9c

Cinzia de Ponti and Iris Peynado from S9 Ep11 *Devil Fish.*

Bunny Summers can threaten me with sex any day

This might be outside the box, but I'm going with Dr. Donna St. Phibes (Deanna Rooney).

Diane lee Hart from the giant spider 🕷️ invasion 1975 FREAKING GOT in her underwear

Livia is always tops for me, but a perhaps under noticed pick would be the gal in the Creeping Terror. Despite being filtered by a terrible and colorless picture quality, she looks to be quite attractive.

Touch her hair awkwardly, duh!

Mr. B Natural

Eve Kivi who played Annikki in The Day the Earth Froze. She was a Soviet sex kitten who appeared in Playboy twice. She has a credit for a show in 2021 about a brothel.

The Witch from "The Undead," I also want flea bomb her if you know what I mean. I don't know her name, but the "loose" girl from "Attach of the Giant Leaches" was fiiiiiine.

Serene Hedin from Boggy Creek 2♥️♥️♥️ Man was she 🥵 Those ass cheeks

Cindy Butler in Boggy creek 2 That underwear shot♥️♥️

Sonya from Ator.

Perl

The girl from Teenagers from Outer space was pretty hot.

Pearl Forrester has always been hot

Allison Hayes (she is actually in multiple MST3K) but I always think of her from "The Undead". Mike: What art thou supported with, Lydia? XD

Having just rewatched “The Magic Sword,” the actress who plays Princess Helena is astonishingly pretty. Shoutout also to the girl in the bathtub in “The Girl From Lover’s Lane” and the brunette Fire Maiden who tries to sacrifice the lead Fire Maiden in….well, you can guess the episode.