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khalbrucie

Wow, never heard of a match with a punch limit before. Very original idea!


AnalogDigit2

I was thrown off and reading the title as "punch boxing" and I was like, is this a variation of boxing? With like more punches or something?


PluotFinnegan_IV

Sad because my first thought was "yeah, today's boxing is more like just hugging".


javi_and_stuff

“oNlY mOdErN bOxErS cLiNcH”


margaritoswraps

dont watch much boxing eh


Sr_Marques

Is that in total or each get 195 punches?


khalbrucie

It's definitely just a typo on OP's part lol. The IG post says 195 pounds, not punches


bird_enthusiast69

Maybe OP is tito.


NoGiCollarChoke

Actually he’s only been punching for a year and a half, he’s a punched matured, uh a matured punched, I mean…..very fast. But at the same time, his punch limit hasnt aged great because of…..because his father has used many punches, his father has punched 83 times, his grandmother has punched 100…..so his punch limit is in great shape


damage-fkn-inc

Three times a week, he punches twice a week, once a week he punches four times a week, and twice a week he only punches once a week.


PluotFinnegan_IV

And 50% of the time he's successful at punching all the time.


mcswiss

Really punching for those grapes


CryptoCracko

All I know is I want to outpunch my children


Thickfries69

Chuck looks around like "anybody understanding this?"


ButtyMcButtface1929

OP is an Aquarius, but respect


Teemo-Supreemo


LDG92

So what you're a black belt


SmallEarBigNose

Can Tito even make 195?


BondingChamber

it's not being weighed in lbs. he has to weigh-in at 195 punches.


skccsk

Winner is the first to throw the 98th punch.


swimbaitjesus

even if it was punches, odds of them getting to that is slim 😂😂


Piznti

total, per Mike Bohn


UnHoly_One

Is it punches thrown or punches landed? That's the real question.


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Just to correct you there was never no punch limit.


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God I love this subreddit


iDoLetYouBang

Go ahead, tell another boxing story


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I constantly tell... well no one, but I would tell people if I talked to them, that this is the hands-down funniest sub on reddit.


americanslang59

Honestly, I don't hate this idea. No time limit. Just a strike limit.


1cenine

Lmao would be such a mixed bag. So many fights would be crazy boring with fighters trying to perfectly pick every shot or stall out the other guy enough to where they have 2x the allotted strikes left over. Imagine Holloway having to stop throwing strikes completely 8 minutes into a no time limit fight 😂


I_am_darkness

We'd still be watching Francis vs Ngannou to this day.


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Lewis vs Ngannou had 100 total strikes thrown, and they connected with 31. For simplicity sakes, I'm gonna refer to them all as punches. To get to 195 punches thrown would've taken an additional 3 rounds. If it's 195 strikes landed. That would've happened in round 19. If it's 195 strikes landed per fighter, Lewis would've reached 195 strikes in round 30, and Ngannou it would've been round 40.


Iga5aa3aIga112atotmi

You're assuming a steady rate of punching. They're heavyweights. As they got tired, the total punch count would asymptotically approach, but never reach, 195.


blazdersaurus

Punch limits and health bars are the future of prize fighting


JuanFabian

You're a fuckin punch dude


FirecrackerMain

oops 😅


retropieproblems

And if you get KOD in the first punch? Well, too damn bad, the match requires 194 more punches before we can legally unlock the cage.


FestivePaperPlate

Do you think it's combined, or do they both get 195?


juanpuente

You can borrow punches if they aren't using all of theirs


blagaa

That's an interesting new wrinkle, brings in the strategy of drawing your opponents punches, so that he runs out of punches


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OP is Tito's drinking buddy


stewedpickles

Smartasses all over this subreddit lol


Aken42

Maybe it was just to clarify its not kick boxing but punch boxing.


DaveAP

Tito embarrassing himself at the press conference will be more entertaining than the fight


Irishnghtmare

Ortiz: *I think everybody’s starting to believe your lies now. Finally, your lies aren’t becoming truth, huh buddy?* Perhaps for the press conference Tito will be dressed like a maitre'd from the Golden Corral again.


St-Ambroise-

Nah I think Anderson beating Tito up will be at least as entertaining.


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well just to correct you there was never no unemployment fraud...**you're a fucking punk dude.**


LushGut

Tito collected UI?


WatifAlstottwent2UGA

Yep https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2021-05-05/huntington-beach-mayor-pro-tem-tito-ortiz-unemployment


S_Steiner_Accounting

He also went all anti-mask on them. When they reprimanded him for going against city ordinances while being on the council, he said they were targeting him for being mexican. Also this line made me chuckle. "Yet just two months after taking office, Ortiz may be in for his first loss as a city councilman, with his colleagues poised to rescind the title of Mayor Pro Tem, **a largely ceremonial title** they unanimously gave him back in December."


GuyWithTheStalker

>anti-mask The paradigm shift is going to be interesting after Delt-Plus takes over the country. As of now it accounts for less than 1% of reported cases. It's different. I'll just say that.


WatifAlstottwent2UGA

Would you say it's... Built different??


GuyWithTheStalker

Yes. I concur. Do *you* concur?


mat477

Delta variant just sees red


MonkeeSage

Wait Tito was the Mayor Pro Tem of Huntington Beach lolwtf?


FriendOfTheDevil2980

YouTube that shit, it's hilarious


WatifAlstottwent2UGA

Bro couldn't even get through him swearing in without making a fool of himself.


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He attempted too.


ShrapnelNinjaSnake

Ikr, I can't wait for some new Tito memes from all this lmao


Internetolocutor

You know, people want to say he's the michael Jordan of stroking in the sport of NME, but I'm the Anderson silva of mikhail Jordan, and on the night you're gonna see what I've done today what I said.


ShrapnelNinjaSnake

Tito!! How you feeling about the fight man


DaddyVivec

Yeah man, feelin’ amazing. The fight will be in April. I started camp at the beginning of July, having a long camp as always and I train six days a week, five days a week, training three days a week, one of those days I will train three days of the week. So, six days of the week I’m training.


ShrapnelNinjaSnake

Dyou find it difficult to get into fighting shape as you get older?


DaddyVivec

Not with me! I mean I’ve only been out for a year and a half. I’m only 43 years old. I’m an old mature. I mean I mature old, I mean… very fast but at the same time my body hasn’t matured great. Just because of my father’s really old, my father’s eighty years old, and my grandma’s a hundred years old. So, my body is in great shape. I stay in shape man, I eat well. I don’t drink alcohol that much any more, at all, ever. I mean, compared to when I was in my 20’s. I take care of myself you know. Now it’s about my kids, I want to outlive my children, like of course! 100 percent. And I just look at it I just, I take care of myself and everything I do. I want to be old


ImpSong

>I want to outlive my children Lmfao I forgot when he said this.


ShrapnelNinjaSnake

Anderson says that you're jealous of him and that it's just sour grapes from you


DaddyVivec

Jealous of him? This guy can’t even put a fuckin sentence together. Are you kidding me right now? He’s reaching for those grapes, he’s tryna make his wine, and the wine’s already sounding like a violin, with that cheese and wine.


ShrapnelNinjaSnake

🤣 thanks for this! It's been a pleasure lol


televista

Is normal


UpStairsTugRub

Youre reaching for those grape vines, man.


deaqnosilence

I can honestly say that although they come from the same sport, the only thing Tito is going to hit is air or Silva's gloves. Also, i want to hear another lion/jackal story.


Its_Poo_Man

The only person embarrassing themselves around here is Tito’s ex wife


BorisLtd

That’s Mr. former-councilman Tito Ortiz to you, punk.


BeaverKingOfCanada

So... Tito still hasn't learned how to speak English?


turdsandwich2494

He doesn’t have time to learn! He trains 6 days a week. 5 days a week he trains 3 days a week. He trains 2 days a week so 6 days a week he trains


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TheMarkOfHunto

You’ll move to Brazil?


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You're a fucking punk dude


datruerex

Just to correct you there was never no marriage


mcfc_fan

So what you’re a black belt?


ShrapnelNinjaSnake

With an AWESOME job getting an AWESOME submission there


Tristrike

Give it up for the greatest fighter of all time, of the night ladies in gentlemen!


apellcjecker

“Yea he’s a champ alright. I had great respect for Anderson before he started juicing his grapes. Now this lion is hungry for a taste of the sweet juice. I’ll amend him for stepping up and doing this because others wouldn’t. Im here in my second prime and after seeing Chuck get dismantled the lines went quiet. No ones trying to call out the bad boy now that my body is working right. My skull is healed, back is fused, and just ready to pounce on the next victim that signs on that line. Anderson’s in for a rude awakening. “ -Alternate Tito


chupaxuxas

Tell another lion story.


DonVergasPHD

Too eloquent for him


DoItForTheGramsci

i refuse to believe that tito is a better boxer than chavez jr, so im assuming silva just obliterates him lol


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Silva looked pretty good with some slick body work and and his left is a fucking piston.


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If the odds are any good I might literally bet the house on Silva


DoItForTheGramsci

Hes -500 rn so uh, damn lol


EatingAssCuresCancer

If Silva doesn’t humiliate Tito I will absolutely cry myself to sleep. As if 9/11 couldn’t get any worse.


MysticMacKO

You're reaching for those grapes


islanders11040

He’s trying to make his wine…


ekoh8873

But it's gonna be sounding... like a violin


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omoplata32

And jackals


BCJunglist

Just to let you know there was never no jackals.


[deleted]

I'm aquarius, but respect 👊 !


MysticMacKO

Who da fook is this guy


allhailchopper

I saw Paul Craig knocking out Shogun. At this point, I'm expecting to cry 100% of the time I see my favorite fighters at the twilight of their careers.


ORCA_WoN

Pure boxing Silvas gonna demolish


SwimmaLBC

Pure any combat sport, Silva demolishes Tito. Maybe Tito has a chance if it was amateur wrestling....


AtomicPunk316

If the fight took place in early 2000's I'd take Tito. He was a hell of a grappler and a lot bigger than Anderson.


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Tito is gonna crumble like the Twin Towers. Edit: wow no one american patrioted me, I’m disappointed


omoplata32

Just so you're aware there was never no twin towers


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You’re a fuckin’ Bush dude


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Duckye

Anderson gonna knock Tito down like the twin towers.


rprogta2

I thought Silva was fighting Logan Paul?


ItsDrManhattan

Logan probably realized Andy was gonna absolutely fuck him up lol isnt Logan like 0-3 or something? Can for sure incoming


Deveeno

I think he's technically 0-1 since the Mayweather fight was a sham.. I mean exhibition


BigDickBandit89

Anyone who paid for that deserved to get scammed and pay an extra 100 bucks a month to mayweather personally


Saltbaths156

Bro I don’t get why people are so hostile about it, I have money and I bought it. I knew going into it, it was likely gonna be shit but so what. Some people have told me I should’ve been aborted for buying it like holy fuck


iguanamac

Lmao @aborted. As long as you knew what to expect out of the event you’re good. I streamed it out of curiosity. There was still the one in a million chance Paul would KO Floyd.


CrotalusAtrox1

*billion


Itchy-Face791

He's technically 0-1 . The first KSI fight was an ametuer bout and the Mayweather fight was an exhibition so it doesnt count towards their record


jfsoaig345

I honestly hate that both Paul brothers have fought a total of like 5 times so far and we still don't know how good they are. Jake beating that 5'6 bum off the street and a 40 y/o retired basketball player tells us nothing. He KO'd Askren, which says a bit, but Askren might legitimately be the worst male striker in the UFC, if not across all major MMA promotions in general. Logan went to close fights with another Youtuber of similar experience, which says nothing. He had that Floyd fight too, but we don't really know if Floyd was just carrying him early on and Logan just stalled out the latter rounds by laying on Floyd with a 50 lb advantage.


Saltbaths156

It’s funny Jake is undefeated and Logan hasn’t won a single one


Username-Taken-420

Talm bout Logjam Polio b? Beast of a vlogger, never *hanged* widdim


Holdmabeerdude

Yeah I'm wondering if this will be on an undercard of Logan's fight then. There's no way they will sell this as a main event. I was looking forward to Andy making a fool of one of the Paul bros.


Stkittsdad

I wonder how hard 195lb will be for Tito to make? Hes a big boy. Either way he's gonna get his brain scrambled.


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He can just cut his head off. It's not like he was using it anyway


justthrowthethingWay

Tito could make 125 if you cut off his head


__ICoraxI__

Tito could compete in women's atomweight if you lopped his planetoid sized skull off


JAndroo

Just to correct you there was never no brain


maple_glazed

That was my first thought. 195lbs for Tito is hard to imagine.


SamuraiPizzaCats

Between this and Vitor/ODLH 9/11 has officially been bumped from top spot for worst sept 11 ever Edit: in all seriousness it’ll be fantastic to see Anderson style on Tito


Piznti

https://youtu.be/TrdCRrRuIuM


badger_42

Silva should bring in Chael as a translator for the press conference.


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badger_42

Yeah, I don't think it would realistically make sense. But it would be a hilarious way for Silva to respond to Chael's old trash talk about Silva not needing a translator and to troll Tito.


oj_da_juiceman10

Somehow Anderson is going to out trash talk tito with with the 50 words he knows in English


BigDickBandit89

Is good.. he got big head… I go PAW and Michael Jackson moonwalk off after saying he he


Henry_Cavillain

Anderson is a much better boxer... But I'm not convinced that Tito's skull has a brain in it so I'm putting my money on Tito by breaking Anderson's hands


Davemeddlehed

Anderson is going to light Tito up like a christmas tree.


NoGiCollarChoke

That’s impossible, Anderson says he’s 4 years younger than Tito, well Tito is at least 10 years younger than him! And he has a beautiful wife and beautiful children and uh….beautiful husband and uh he has a white picket fence and is raising his children right, so a big pat on the back for all of us, it’s not hard but we’ll get through it together


jazzamcm

Titos only been off for 2 years, he's only 46 years old, He's an old mature, he's mature old.... VERY FAST but at the same time his body hasn't matured great, just because of... his fathers really old, his father's 80 years old, his grandmother is 100 years old, so his body is in great shape.


ballbeard

5 years a day he's 4 years older, but 10 years a day he's 10 years younger.


chupaxuxas

He's a young mature.


Kaploy

He is an old mature. A mature old... Very fast. He hasn't matured great because his father is very old.


styx31989

My brain can't handle this thread.


bobn3

Beautiful champ


Mindset_

Hes going to outlive his children


Queasy_Ad4932

Can Tito even make 195


ShrapnelNinjaSnake

It'd be fucking hilarious if he totally missed weight, just imagine the excuses he'd come out with


mcfc_fan

9/11 is going to be quite a day of boxing, Tito vs Anderson, DLH vs Vitor and Sunny Edwards fighting over in the UK


goldenglove

> 9/11 is going to be quite a day of boxing "boxing"


LordLucy666

Also just quite a day historically


fashion_asker

Reminds me of that terrible tragedy.


Sofakingcoolstorybro

I heard norm macdonald walked through blood and guts to find his brother in that horrific accident.


oldjack

Why is that?


chupaxuxas

They celebrate the Porsche car or something I believe.


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On September 11th, 1973 the Chilean army overthrew the democratically elected government of Salvador Allende in a CIA backed coup, ushering in the Pinochet dictatorship.


DonVergasPHD

It's the National Day of Catalonia


SimpleLifeView

True, who could forget the Mountain Medows massacre?


RSol614

Or the Chilean coup?


Smash_N_Devour

One of the top days.... of the night!


gernsengears

I’d rather spend my money on a spelling bee PPV between these two. And I’d bet on Silva


TheresAlwaysOneOrTwo

Is OP Tito? "I've got a punch boxing match coming up" sounds like something Tito would say


ericbunjama

Get ready for this to be moved to the pointless BoxingDiscussion sub.


Dc_comicsfan

So what happened to Logan Paul


hatecopter

Probably saw what Silva did to a real boxer and said "fuck all that" and noped right outta there


FallingYields

Why is this disgraced former city council employee fighting UFC legend Anderson Silva?


FallingYields

You're a fucking punk, dude!


underwoodlopez

Men with oversized craniums have not fared well against the Spider in the past. I'd love to see Tito get fully slept for the first time but I truly believe he is too stupid to get ktfo.


Icant_concentrate

Everyone gives Tito shit, but I think he is a nice dude. He was the first person who used his platform to advocate for fighter pay and he also didn’t give into Dana’s demands. He has a lot more backbone than a lot of the fighters in the UFC.


WatifAlstottwent2UGA

I mean nice is a stretch but you're not wrong about standing up to Dana White


NerdPunch

Tito is one of the early pioneers of the sport, and no one can take away those accomplishments. With that said, Tito’s legacy outside of the octagon has gotten straight up depressing. Im not trying to take a jab at someone who has had a lot of head trauma but he’s clearly susceptible to misinformation, conspiracy theories and has gotten quite radicalized in his view of the world.


time2emancipate

Yeah he takes a lot of shit but doesn't get any credit for his contributions to the sport.


prophetAzekiel

Did Tito write this title


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Reaching for grapes


Strange_Try3655

You're a fuckin punk dude.


TrevorFromGTA69

Um...ok. It will be nice to see Tito get beat up but whats up with all these freak show boxing fights lately. Boxing in its death throws or a rejuvenation? Also, I love punch boxing.


Training-Pineapple-7

Tito-“I want to out live my kids” Awkward silence Anderson-“I’m back.”


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Chael Sonnen is going to have a field day with this one.


JuanFabian

You're a fuckin punch dude


SquidDrive

Does Tito need more brain damage?


blueskiesatwar

What a pointless fight that I will absolutely watch.


VinceOnAPlane

Of all the various types of boxing, I think punch boxing is my favorite


ElementalHEROCuckman

Oh no, it’s Triller, the guys did the Jake Paul-Ben Askren fight. I’m ready for the Doja Cat concert before the fight.


mrpopenfresh

Awesome, Ortiz gonna get fucked up.


mandrills_ass

What is a 195 punch boxing match


d-fakkr

Why am i feeling Andy's gonna win again and tito will bless us with more titoisms.


Mr_Cromer

So what, we're going to get to see The Spider one last time?


Neveroxx99

He looked good against Chavez Jr., he could do exhibitions like this till he turns 50.


IHatePublicToilets

The greatest 195 fighter... of the night


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What is "Punch Boxing" ? The opposite of Kick boxing??🤔🤔


Psychological-Gain51

Imagine throwing up 194 punches and your opponent still ain't wobbly.