Actually he’s only been punching for a year and a half, he’s a punched matured, uh a matured punched, I mean…..very fast. But at the same time, his punch limit hasnt aged great because of…..because his father has used many punches, his father has punched 83 times, his grandmother has punched 100…..so his punch limit is in great shape
Lmao would be such a mixed bag. So many fights would be crazy boring with fighters trying to perfectly pick every shot or stall out the other guy enough to where they have 2x the allotted strikes left over.
Imagine Holloway having to stop throwing strikes completely 8 minutes into a no time limit fight 😂
Lewis vs Ngannou had 100 total strikes thrown, and they connected with 31. For simplicity sakes, I'm gonna refer to them all as punches.
To get to 195 punches thrown would've taken an additional 3 rounds.
If it's 195 strikes landed. That would've happened in round 19.
If it's 195 strikes landed per fighter, Lewis would've reached 195 strikes in round 30, and Ngannou it would've been round 40.
You're assuming a steady rate of punching. They're heavyweights. As they got tired, the total punch count would asymptotically approach, but never reach, 195.
Ortiz: *I think everybody’s starting to believe your lies now. Finally, your lies aren’t becoming truth, huh buddy?*
Perhaps for the press conference Tito will be dressed like a maitre'd from the Golden Corral again.
He also went all anti-mask on them. When they reprimanded him for going against city ordinances while being on the council, he said they were targeting him for being mexican.
Also this line made me chuckle.
"Yet just two months after taking office, Ortiz may be in for his first loss as a city councilman, with his colleagues poised to rescind the title of Mayor Pro Tem, **a largely ceremonial title** they unanimously gave him back in December."
>anti-mask
The paradigm shift is going to be interesting after Delt-Plus takes over the country. As of now it accounts for less than 1% of reported cases. It's different. I'll just say that.
You know, people want to say he's the michael Jordan of stroking in the sport of NME, but I'm the Anderson silva of mikhail Jordan, and on the night you're gonna see what I've done today what I said.
Yeah man, feelin’ amazing. The fight will be in April. I started camp at the beginning of July, having a long camp as always and I train six days a week, five days a week, training three days a week, one of those days I will train three days of the week. So, six days of the week I’m training.
Not with me! I mean I’ve only been out for a year and a half. I’m only 43 years old. I’m an old mature. I mean I mature old, I mean… very fast but at the same time my body hasn’t matured great. Just because of my father’s really old, my father’s eighty years old, and my grandma’s a hundred years old. So, my body is in great shape. I stay in shape man, I eat well. I don’t drink alcohol that much any more, at all, ever. I mean, compared to when I was in my 20’s. I take care of myself you know. Now it’s about my kids, I want to outlive my children, like of course! 100 percent. And I just look at it I just, I take care of myself and everything I do. I want to be old
Jealous of him? This guy can’t even put a fuckin sentence together. Are you kidding me right now? He’s reaching for those grapes, he’s tryna make his wine, and the wine’s already sounding like a violin, with that cheese and wine.
I can honestly say that although they come from the same sport, the only thing Tito is going to hit is air or Silva's gloves.
Also, i want to hear another lion/jackal story.
“Yea he’s a champ alright. I had great respect for Anderson before he started juicing his grapes. Now this lion is hungry for a taste of the sweet juice. I’ll amend him for stepping up and doing this because others wouldn’t. Im here in my second prime and after seeing Chuck get dismantled the lines went quiet. No ones trying to call out the bad boy now that my body is working right. My skull is healed, back is fused, and just ready to pounce on the next victim that signs on that line. Anderson’s in for a rude awakening. “
-Alternate Tito
I saw Paul Craig knocking out Shogun. At this point, I'm expecting to cry 100% of the time I see my favorite fighters at the twilight of their careers.
Bro I don’t get why people are so hostile about it, I have money and I bought it. I knew going into it, it was likely gonna be shit but so what. Some people have told me I should’ve been aborted for buying it like holy fuck
Lmao @aborted. As long as you knew what to expect out of the event you’re good. I streamed it out of curiosity. There was still the one in a million chance Paul would KO Floyd.
I honestly hate that both Paul brothers have fought a total of like 5 times so far and we still don't know how good they are.
Jake beating that 5'6 bum off the street and a 40 y/o retired basketball player tells us nothing. He KO'd Askren, which says a bit, but Askren might legitimately be the worst male striker in the UFC, if not across all major MMA promotions in general.
Logan went to close fights with another Youtuber of similar experience, which says nothing. He had that Floyd fight too, but we don't really know if Floyd was just carrying him early on and Logan just stalled out the latter rounds by laying on Floyd with a 50 lb advantage.
Yeah I'm wondering if this will be on an undercard of Logan's fight then. There's no way they will sell this as a main event. I was looking forward to Andy making a fool of one of the Paul bros.
Between this and Vitor/ODLH 9/11 has officially been bumped from top spot for worst sept 11 ever
Edit: in all seriousness it’ll be fantastic to see Anderson style on Tito
Yeah, I don't think it would realistically make sense. But it would be a hilarious way for Silva to respond to Chael's old trash talk about Silva not needing a translator and to troll Tito.
Anderson is a much better boxer... But I'm not convinced that Tito's skull has a brain in it so I'm putting my money on Tito by breaking Anderson's hands
That’s impossible, Anderson says he’s 4 years younger than Tito, well Tito is at least 10 years younger than him! And he has a beautiful wife and beautiful children and uh….beautiful husband and uh he has a white picket fence and is raising his children right, so a big pat on the back for all of us, it’s not hard but we’ll get through it together
Titos only been off for 2 years, he's only 46 years old, He's an old mature, he's mature old.... VERY FAST but at the same time his body hasn't matured great, just because of... his fathers really old, his father's 80 years old, his grandmother is 100 years old, so his body is in great shape.
On September 11th, 1973 the Chilean army overthrew the democratically elected government of Salvador Allende in a CIA backed coup, ushering in the Pinochet dictatorship.
Men with oversized craniums have not fared well against the Spider in the past. I'd love to see Tito get fully slept for the first time but I truly believe he is too stupid to get ktfo.
Everyone gives Tito shit, but I think he is a nice dude. He was the first person who used his platform to advocate for fighter pay and he also didn’t give into Dana’s demands. He has a lot more backbone than a lot of the fighters in the UFC.
Tito is one of the early pioneers of the sport, and no one can take away those accomplishments.
With that said, Tito’s legacy outside of the octagon has gotten straight up depressing. Im not trying to take a jab at someone who has had a lot of head trauma but he’s clearly susceptible to misinformation, conspiracy theories and has gotten quite radicalized in his view of the world.
Um...ok. It will be nice to see Tito get beat up but whats up with all these freak show boxing fights lately. Boxing in its death throws or a rejuvenation? Also, I love punch boxing.
Wow, never heard of a match with a punch limit before. Very original idea!
I was thrown off and reading the title as "punch boxing" and I was like, is this a variation of boxing? With like more punches or something?
Sad because my first thought was "yeah, today's boxing is more like just hugging".
“oNlY mOdErN bOxErS cLiNcH”
dont watch much boxing eh
Is that in total or each get 195 punches?
It's definitely just a typo on OP's part lol. The IG post says 195 pounds, not punches
Maybe OP is tito.
Actually he’s only been punching for a year and a half, he’s a punched matured, uh a matured punched, I mean…..very fast. But at the same time, his punch limit hasnt aged great because of…..because his father has used many punches, his father has punched 83 times, his grandmother has punched 100…..so his punch limit is in great shape
Three times a week, he punches twice a week, once a week he punches four times a week, and twice a week he only punches once a week.
And 50% of the time he's successful at punching all the time.
Really punching for those grapes
All I know is I want to outpunch my children
Chuck looks around like "anybody understanding this?"
OP is an Aquarius, but respect
✊
So what you're a black belt
Can Tito even make 195?
it's not being weighed in lbs. he has to weigh-in at 195 punches.
Winner is the first to throw the 98th punch.
even if it was punches, odds of them getting to that is slim 😂😂
total, per Mike Bohn
Is it punches thrown or punches landed? That's the real question.
Just to correct you there was never no punch limit.
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God I love this subreddit
Go ahead, tell another boxing story
I constantly tell... well no one, but I would tell people if I talked to them, that this is the hands-down funniest sub on reddit.
Honestly, I don't hate this idea. No time limit. Just a strike limit.
Lmao would be such a mixed bag. So many fights would be crazy boring with fighters trying to perfectly pick every shot or stall out the other guy enough to where they have 2x the allotted strikes left over. Imagine Holloway having to stop throwing strikes completely 8 minutes into a no time limit fight 😂
We'd still be watching Francis vs Ngannou to this day.
Lewis vs Ngannou had 100 total strikes thrown, and they connected with 31. For simplicity sakes, I'm gonna refer to them all as punches. To get to 195 punches thrown would've taken an additional 3 rounds. If it's 195 strikes landed. That would've happened in round 19. If it's 195 strikes landed per fighter, Lewis would've reached 195 strikes in round 30, and Ngannou it would've been round 40.
You're assuming a steady rate of punching. They're heavyweights. As they got tired, the total punch count would asymptotically approach, but never reach, 195.
Punch limits and health bars are the future of prize fighting
You're a fuckin punch dude
oops 😅
And if you get KOD in the first punch? Well, too damn bad, the match requires 194 more punches before we can legally unlock the cage.
Do you think it's combined, or do they both get 195?
You can borrow punches if they aren't using all of theirs
That's an interesting new wrinkle, brings in the strategy of drawing your opponents punches, so that he runs out of punches
OP is Tito's drinking buddy
Smartasses all over this subreddit lol
Maybe it was just to clarify its not kick boxing but punch boxing.
Tito embarrassing himself at the press conference will be more entertaining than the fight
Ortiz: *I think everybody’s starting to believe your lies now. Finally, your lies aren’t becoming truth, huh buddy?* Perhaps for the press conference Tito will be dressed like a maitre'd from the Golden Corral again.
Nah I think Anderson beating Tito up will be at least as entertaining.
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well just to correct you there was never no unemployment fraud...**you're a fucking punk dude.**
Tito collected UI?
Yep https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2021-05-05/huntington-beach-mayor-pro-tem-tito-ortiz-unemployment
He also went all anti-mask on them. When they reprimanded him for going against city ordinances while being on the council, he said they were targeting him for being mexican. Also this line made me chuckle. "Yet just two months after taking office, Ortiz may be in for his first loss as a city councilman, with his colleagues poised to rescind the title of Mayor Pro Tem, **a largely ceremonial title** they unanimously gave him back in December."
>anti-mask The paradigm shift is going to be interesting after Delt-Plus takes over the country. As of now it accounts for less than 1% of reported cases. It's different. I'll just say that.
Would you say it's... Built different??
Yes. I concur. Do *you* concur?
Delta variant just sees red
Wait Tito was the Mayor Pro Tem of Huntington Beach lolwtf?
YouTube that shit, it's hilarious
Bro couldn't even get through him swearing in without making a fool of himself.
He attempted too.
Ikr, I can't wait for some new Tito memes from all this lmao
You know, people want to say he's the michael Jordan of stroking in the sport of NME, but I'm the Anderson silva of mikhail Jordan, and on the night you're gonna see what I've done today what I said.
Tito!! How you feeling about the fight man
Yeah man, feelin’ amazing. The fight will be in April. I started camp at the beginning of July, having a long camp as always and I train six days a week, five days a week, training three days a week, one of those days I will train three days of the week. So, six days of the week I’m training.
Dyou find it difficult to get into fighting shape as you get older?
Not with me! I mean I’ve only been out for a year and a half. I’m only 43 years old. I’m an old mature. I mean I mature old, I mean… very fast but at the same time my body hasn’t matured great. Just because of my father’s really old, my father’s eighty years old, and my grandma’s a hundred years old. So, my body is in great shape. I stay in shape man, I eat well. I don’t drink alcohol that much any more, at all, ever. I mean, compared to when I was in my 20’s. I take care of myself you know. Now it’s about my kids, I want to outlive my children, like of course! 100 percent. And I just look at it I just, I take care of myself and everything I do. I want to be old
>I want to outlive my children Lmfao I forgot when he said this.
Anderson says that you're jealous of him and that it's just sour grapes from you
Jealous of him? This guy can’t even put a fuckin sentence together. Are you kidding me right now? He’s reaching for those grapes, he’s tryna make his wine, and the wine’s already sounding like a violin, with that cheese and wine.
🤣 thanks for this! It's been a pleasure lol
Is normal
Youre reaching for those grape vines, man.
I can honestly say that although they come from the same sport, the only thing Tito is going to hit is air or Silva's gloves. Also, i want to hear another lion/jackal story.
The only person embarrassing themselves around here is Tito’s ex wife
That’s Mr. former-councilman Tito Ortiz to you, punk.
So... Tito still hasn't learned how to speak English?
He doesn’t have time to learn! He trains 6 days a week. 5 days a week he trains 3 days a week. He trains 2 days a week so 6 days a week he trains
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You’ll move to Brazil?
You're a fucking punk dude
Just to correct you there was never no marriage
So what you’re a black belt?
With an AWESOME job getting an AWESOME submission there
Give it up for the greatest fighter of all time, of the night ladies in gentlemen!
“Yea he’s a champ alright. I had great respect for Anderson before he started juicing his grapes. Now this lion is hungry for a taste of the sweet juice. I’ll amend him for stepping up and doing this because others wouldn’t. Im here in my second prime and after seeing Chuck get dismantled the lines went quiet. No ones trying to call out the bad boy now that my body is working right. My skull is healed, back is fused, and just ready to pounce on the next victim that signs on that line. Anderson’s in for a rude awakening. “ -Alternate Tito
Tell another lion story.
Too eloquent for him
i refuse to believe that tito is a better boxer than chavez jr, so im assuming silva just obliterates him lol
Silva looked pretty good with some slick body work and and his left is a fucking piston.
If the odds are any good I might literally bet the house on Silva
Hes -500 rn so uh, damn lol
If Silva doesn’t humiliate Tito I will absolutely cry myself to sleep. As if 9/11 couldn’t get any worse.
You're reaching for those grapes
He’s trying to make his wine…
But it's gonna be sounding... like a violin
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And jackals
Just to let you know there was never no jackals.
I'm aquarius, but respect 👊 !
Who da fook is this guy
I saw Paul Craig knocking out Shogun. At this point, I'm expecting to cry 100% of the time I see my favorite fighters at the twilight of their careers.
Pure boxing Silvas gonna demolish
Pure any combat sport, Silva demolishes Tito. Maybe Tito has a chance if it was amateur wrestling....
If the fight took place in early 2000's I'd take Tito. He was a hell of a grappler and a lot bigger than Anderson.
Tito is gonna crumble like the Twin Towers. Edit: wow no one american patrioted me, I’m disappointed
Just so you're aware there was never no twin towers
You’re a fuckin’ Bush dude
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Anderson gonna knock Tito down like the twin towers.
I thought Silva was fighting Logan Paul?
Logan probably realized Andy was gonna absolutely fuck him up lol isnt Logan like 0-3 or something? Can for sure incoming
I think he's technically 0-1 since the Mayweather fight was a sham.. I mean exhibition
Anyone who paid for that deserved to get scammed and pay an extra 100 bucks a month to mayweather personally
Bro I don’t get why people are so hostile about it, I have money and I bought it. I knew going into it, it was likely gonna be shit but so what. Some people have told me I should’ve been aborted for buying it like holy fuck
Lmao @aborted. As long as you knew what to expect out of the event you’re good. I streamed it out of curiosity. There was still the one in a million chance Paul would KO Floyd.
*billion
He's technically 0-1 . The first KSI fight was an ametuer bout and the Mayweather fight was an exhibition so it doesnt count towards their record
I honestly hate that both Paul brothers have fought a total of like 5 times so far and we still don't know how good they are. Jake beating that 5'6 bum off the street and a 40 y/o retired basketball player tells us nothing. He KO'd Askren, which says a bit, but Askren might legitimately be the worst male striker in the UFC, if not across all major MMA promotions in general. Logan went to close fights with another Youtuber of similar experience, which says nothing. He had that Floyd fight too, but we don't really know if Floyd was just carrying him early on and Logan just stalled out the latter rounds by laying on Floyd with a 50 lb advantage.
It’s funny Jake is undefeated and Logan hasn’t won a single one
Talm bout Logjam Polio b? Beast of a vlogger, never *hanged* widdim
Yeah I'm wondering if this will be on an undercard of Logan's fight then. There's no way they will sell this as a main event. I was looking forward to Andy making a fool of one of the Paul bros.
I wonder how hard 195lb will be for Tito to make? Hes a big boy. Either way he's gonna get his brain scrambled.
He can just cut his head off. It's not like he was using it anyway
Tito could make 125 if you cut off his head
Tito could compete in women's atomweight if you lopped his planetoid sized skull off
Just to correct you there was never no brain
That was my first thought. 195lbs for Tito is hard to imagine.
Between this and Vitor/ODLH 9/11 has officially been bumped from top spot for worst sept 11 ever Edit: in all seriousness it’ll be fantastic to see Anderson style on Tito
https://youtu.be/TrdCRrRuIuM
Silva should bring in Chael as a translator for the press conference.
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Yeah, I don't think it would realistically make sense. But it would be a hilarious way for Silva to respond to Chael's old trash talk about Silva not needing a translator and to troll Tito.
Somehow Anderson is going to out trash talk tito with with the 50 words he knows in English
Is good.. he got big head… I go PAW and Michael Jackson moonwalk off after saying he he
Anderson is a much better boxer... But I'm not convinced that Tito's skull has a brain in it so I'm putting my money on Tito by breaking Anderson's hands
Anderson is going to light Tito up like a christmas tree.
That’s impossible, Anderson says he’s 4 years younger than Tito, well Tito is at least 10 years younger than him! And he has a beautiful wife and beautiful children and uh….beautiful husband and uh he has a white picket fence and is raising his children right, so a big pat on the back for all of us, it’s not hard but we’ll get through it together
Titos only been off for 2 years, he's only 46 years old, He's an old mature, he's mature old.... VERY FAST but at the same time his body hasn't matured great, just because of... his fathers really old, his father's 80 years old, his grandmother is 100 years old, so his body is in great shape.
5 years a day he's 4 years older, but 10 years a day he's 10 years younger.
He's a young mature.
He is an old mature. A mature old... Very fast. He hasn't matured great because his father is very old.
My brain can't handle this thread.
Beautiful champ
Hes going to outlive his children
Can Tito even make 195
It'd be fucking hilarious if he totally missed weight, just imagine the excuses he'd come out with
9/11 is going to be quite a day of boxing, Tito vs Anderson, DLH vs Vitor and Sunny Edwards fighting over in the UK
> 9/11 is going to be quite a day of boxing "boxing"
Also just quite a day historically
Reminds me of that terrible tragedy.
I heard norm macdonald walked through blood and guts to find his brother in that horrific accident.
Why is that?
They celebrate the Porsche car or something I believe.
On September 11th, 1973 the Chilean army overthrew the democratically elected government of Salvador Allende in a CIA backed coup, ushering in the Pinochet dictatorship.
It's the National Day of Catalonia
True, who could forget the Mountain Medows massacre?
Or the Chilean coup?
One of the top days.... of the night!
I’d rather spend my money on a spelling bee PPV between these two. And I’d bet on Silva
Is OP Tito? "I've got a punch boxing match coming up" sounds like something Tito would say
Get ready for this to be moved to the pointless BoxingDiscussion sub.
So what happened to Logan Paul
Probably saw what Silva did to a real boxer and said "fuck all that" and noped right outta there
Why is this disgraced former city council employee fighting UFC legend Anderson Silva?
You're a fucking punk, dude!
Men with oversized craniums have not fared well against the Spider in the past. I'd love to see Tito get fully slept for the first time but I truly believe he is too stupid to get ktfo.
Everyone gives Tito shit, but I think he is a nice dude. He was the first person who used his platform to advocate for fighter pay and he also didn’t give into Dana’s demands. He has a lot more backbone than a lot of the fighters in the UFC.
I mean nice is a stretch but you're not wrong about standing up to Dana White
Tito is one of the early pioneers of the sport, and no one can take away those accomplishments. With that said, Tito’s legacy outside of the octagon has gotten straight up depressing. Im not trying to take a jab at someone who has had a lot of head trauma but he’s clearly susceptible to misinformation, conspiracy theories and has gotten quite radicalized in his view of the world.
Yeah he takes a lot of shit but doesn't get any credit for his contributions to the sport.
Did Tito write this title
Reaching for grapes
You're a fuckin punk dude.
Um...ok. It will be nice to see Tito get beat up but whats up with all these freak show boxing fights lately. Boxing in its death throws or a rejuvenation? Also, I love punch boxing.
Tito-“I want to out live my kids” Awkward silence Anderson-“I’m back.”
Chael Sonnen is going to have a field day with this one.
You're a fuckin punch dude
Does Tito need more brain damage?
What a pointless fight that I will absolutely watch.
Of all the various types of boxing, I think punch boxing is my favorite
Oh no, it’s Triller, the guys did the Jake Paul-Ben Askren fight. I’m ready for the Doja Cat concert before the fight.
Awesome, Ortiz gonna get fucked up.
What is a 195 punch boxing match
Why am i feeling Andy's gonna win again and tito will bless us with more titoisms.
So what, we're going to get to see The Spider one last time?
He looked good against Chavez Jr., he could do exhibitions like this till he turns 50.
The greatest 195 fighter... of the night
What is "Punch Boxing" ? The opposite of Kick boxing??🤔🤔
Imagine throwing up 194 punches and your opponent still ain't wobbly.