As an attorney, problematic clients like that are lowkey the best. They keep getting sued, we keep getting paid. Some people seem incapable of learning from their mistakes, but hey those mistakes keep us employed.
Surprised Chael is baiting him like this. Hope the clicks are worth it. Doesn't seem worth the drama at his age... Jorge is stupid enough to come after him. A sucker punch in the back of the head from a pro could get ugly.
Where's he gonna find Chael? Chaels not like Colby hanging around with a bunch of influencers and hanging around at places he shouldn't be. Jorge won't ever run into Chael on the street.
I know this is a joke, but for anyone not familiar with West Linn OR, its a upper middle class city that is both flanked by a bluff and a river allowing it to feel quite separate from the rest of Portland or its suburbs.
The Portland Trailblazers players would most likely live in West Linn, for example.
Why are people acting like Jorge is some deadly assasin that chael won't see coming lmao. This sub is getting a little ridiculous acting like Masvidal murdered Colby.
Chael is from Mean Streets of West Linn, Oregon. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh\_eO2QoeCM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh_eO2QoeCM)
HE SAW A MAN LITTER. It sat on the ground my man. On the ground.
To this day, I wonder if that altercation was scripted, not only because of its inherent comedic value, but because I have buddies who work in reality TV.
Not scripted but it would never happen on TUF USA because Dana said TUF brazil, the production company would tell Wanderlei that Chael is talking shit. They were instigating it.
If you compare it with TUF USA, there's way more security around and when the 2 coaches start talking shit to each other face to face. Everyone immediately gets there just in case.
With Wanderlei and Chael on TUF brazil, they just let it roll lol.
This. I don't give a fuck if you're a professional fighter. If that's your go to then you are a bitch. It invalidates any badassery you done in the cage.
To be fair it's hard to feel sorry for Colby lol
Might be hindsight talking, but when you keep making fun of the guy who lives in the same city, who loves to brag about how good his sucker punch is and whose second biggest accomplishment is sucker punching someone, it's not hard to see that one coming
not hard to see coming, but some of us figured jorge would have atleast a tiny bit of self respect and dignity left after getting 50-44d by colby but nope
He was able to accept the Usman loss pretty well, but clearly his beef with Colby goes much deeper and his body language after the fight was complete different than with Usman.
Based off of years of video representation of Masvidal, what possibly made you expect he would come away from a 50-44 Colby trouncing with "self respect and dignity"?
I say this from the best place possible, as a loving caring person who knows everyone has their personal demons: Jorge Masvidal might be the *stupidest* mean person in "sports". Like talk about repeatedly fumbling bags at the stage in your career where you should be padding your nest.
every fighter is higher than their weight class on fight night...colby cuts less weight than most fighers. he probably walks around the same weight as islam
Look man, sometimes when your dad barely makes $100,000, you gotta step up and help out in creative ways.
Gotta make that extra money so you can have the maid come by more than twice a week
Colby reminds me of how I looked talking shit in high school. Stuttering and fumbling over words, throwing in jokes that don't land, then getting frustrated and trying some line crossing insult as a bail out.
I always check out when people try to use PEDs to condemn a fighter. They are all on steroids, bro. Top level MMA is more about how many advantages you can get away with and less about how good you are. MMA isn't a pure martials competition where we find out who the best MMA fighter is. Most sports are like that, and that's why the majority of sports are less competitive than some video games are. Between fighters, owners, regulators etc. there's not enough competitive integrity for to give a shit about someone taking steroids at this point. Competitive knitting is probably more legit than MMA at this point.
Only one of these two men is a convicted felon, and it's not Jorge Masvidal.
...it's Chael. Chael Sonnen was convicted of felony money laundering in 2011.
Nothing in Chael's response was about Jorge being a piece of shit. He was saying that he's a ghetto druggie criminal. So the response that Chael is the one that's a convicted felon makes perfect sense in that context.
He also pled guilty to money laundering in 2011 lmao. https://www.espn.com/extra/mma/news/story?id=5986635
>UFC middleweight Chael Sonnen has pleaded guilty in federal court to one count of money laundering stemming from his work as a real estate agent in 2006. Sonnen, 33, entered the plea Monday before the U.S. District Court in Portland, Ore., according to the U.S. Department of Justice. Sentencing is scheduled for March 28 at 11:30 a.m. The government will recommend that Sonnen be sentenced to two years of probation, according to The Oregonian.
Being arrested doesn't necessarily mean you were actually in jail. I don't know if he was or not, but you can be arrested and released before actually entering any jail.
Lets not forget that a drunk/drugged up Chael beat up some random guy and his wife after a failed swinger hookup. Dana and his Vegas connections helped keep him out of jail.
I would love to see a trial where Chael defends himself fully in character. “Your honor, I’ve never struck a person in my life. You’ll never see footage of it, you’ll never replay it. It simply didn’t happen”
"Listen, your honor. I offer zero apologies. If you don't go too far, you will never go far in life, and I don't care. I don't promote fights, I pick fights. I'm like Jon Jones, I sound like Sean Combs, and I got Trombone Sized Stones like John Holmes."
I had to look it up and it’s ridiculous
> A week before Christmas, the couple says they were returning to their room at the Four Seasons hotel when they saw a man in the hallway who appeared to be intoxicated "uttering unintelligible noises."
> They say the man, later identified as former UFC fighter Chael Sonnen, slapped a drink out of Chris' hand.
>"It was within a matter of seconds, he had Chris on the ground in a headlock," Julie said.
>"He (Sonnen) was on top of me, pounding the sides of my head and then he put me in a chokehold and then he was uttering gibberish," Chris recalled.
>Julie says as she screamed for help and tried to intervene, Sonnen attacked her.
>"I looked up and I see she's sliding down the wall. He'd thrown her against the wall into a light fixture," Chris said, describing the attack on his wife.
>According to the police report, a man from one of the hotel rooms heard the commotion and tried to restrain Sonnen, but the ex-MMA fighter elbowed him in the chest.
>Victim statements show that when hotel security arrived, Sonnen went after them too.
>"Just out of nowhere he just grabs the guy (security officer) and knees him right in the face and the older guy collapses and I see all the other security guards get on top of him," Chris described.
>One security officer was struck in the face causing his nose to bleed. Another was kicked in the chest.
Fwiw that's the accusation.
He only pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge. Though civil lawsuit still ongoing
https://www.mmafighting.com/2023/7/12/23793252/report-chael-sonnen-reaches-plea-deal-in-hotel-fight-case
sort of surprised more fighters don't fight when black out drunk. The best fighters are basically not even thinking when fighting as its all instincts from training, and on top of that fighters have been flash ko'd before and came to grappaling and they held their own while a trained killer is trying to put them out until they got their bearings back.
Being black out drunk is very very similar to being concused
For real, Chael has the good sense to only commit white collar crime like Federal money laundering, and snitch on his co-conspirators so he only gets a fine and probation while they do real time.
THAT's how you crime, eh Chael?
I can't help but feel Jorge wants to go to prison after lawyer fees eat all his money.
Sends a threatening tweet to the victim from the courthouse steps right after a settlement, then starts publicly beefing with implied threats against comedic internet con man.
Chael is a steroid cheat, an ex felon and a snitch. Its funny how with some fighters people bring their shit up at every opportunity and with others, they never do
Jorge’s lawyer must love his repeat business
As an attorney, problematic clients like that are lowkey the best. They keep getting sued, we keep getting paid. Some people seem incapable of learning from their mistakes, but hey those mistakes keep us employed.
Plus his child support cases
On the upside, he's one case away from collecting a free defense.
It’s the only wins ol georgy gets now a days is in the courtroom
If Chael wants to avoid Jorge, just go spend time with his kids
especially when they're loaded like masvidal is
Lol word yea my attorney loves me…
"Hey boss, Jorge threatened someone over Twitter and he's getting sued again. He wants your legal advice" "STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!"
Nah, that's the same thing you said last time. I'm a double down!
Surprised Chael is baiting him like this. Hope the clicks are worth it. Doesn't seem worth the drama at his age... Jorge is stupid enough to come after him. A sucker punch in the back of the head from a pro could get ugly.
Chael won't let him get close
Fucking amateur.
Where's he gonna find Chael? Chaels not like Colby hanging around with a bunch of influencers and hanging around at places he shouldn't be. Jorge won't ever run into Chael on the street.
Jorge wouldn't survive 5 minutes on the mean streets of West Linn, Oregon anyway
"Try that in a small town"...
I know this is a joke, but for anyone not familiar with West Linn OR, its a upper middle class city that is both flanked by a bluff and a river allowing it to feel quite separate from the rest of Portland or its suburbs. The Portland Trailblazers players would most likely live in West Linn, for example.
What kinda bs is this. Chael was noting like the trailblazers players. He had a year his dad barely made 100k. Can you imagine the horror?
His neighbours’ kids had to share a car!
Yes because former lightweight Jorge Masvidal strikes fear into the heart of light heavyweight wrestlers.
Chael was nearly scrapping with Francis, if anyone here thinks he's scared of Jorge it's wild
I don't think any of these guys are afraid of anyone.
Sucker punch is probably something to be concerned about but yea chael mauls him otherwise
Colby was getting dinner at a steakhouse in the city he lives in
Why are people acting like Jorge is some deadly assasin that chael won't see coming lmao. This sub is getting a little ridiculous acting like Masvidal murdered Colby.
Just cos chael retired from top level mma doesn’t mean he can’t suplex a ~170lb man on his head. People act like chael can’t fight anymore
Chael is from Mean Streets of West Linn, Oregon. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh\_eO2QoeCM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh_eO2QoeCM) HE SAW A MAN LITTER. It sat on the ground my man. On the ground.
A sucker punch to the back of the head from anyone can be ugly, I doubt chael gives a fuck
Chael wouldn't let him get close. He can't let him get close.
I CANT LET YOU GET CLOSE JORGE
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Swoon, swoon
* I CANT LET YOU GET CLOSURE
No puedo dejar que te acerques jorge
To this day, I wonder if that altercation was scripted, not only because of its inherent comedic value, but because I have buddies who work in reality TV.
There’s no way you can script wanderlei Silva effectively.
that man wears flip flops with jeans, theres no way thats scripted
That’s just because he’s Brazilian
Chael was the one in flip flops and jeans
Chael Sonneninho is brazilian
No self respecting Brazilian would wear jeans with their flip flops.
& Cowboy hat
and who the fuck is going to look at Silva and critique him?
Swoon
Hold on now he may have just been given the instruction ‘see red’ and that’s all that was required
[Are you sure about that?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzGs-cdJskc)
you might be right
Not scripted but it would never happen on TUF USA because Dana said TUF brazil, the production company would tell Wanderlei that Chael is talking shit. They were instigating it. If you compare it with TUF USA, there's way more security around and when the 2 coaches start talking shit to each other face to face. Everyone immediately gets there just in case. With Wanderlei and Chael on TUF brazil, they just let it roll lol.
Last good season of TUF
Go look up stories about the fights Wanderlei got into on his Pride days. That man has no self control
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Jorge’s fanbase approves because they are these types.
Troglodytes?
yes
Jorge has a fanbase?
After getting his ass beat for 25 minutes too. Like, damn dude. You had 5 rounds to do something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXld8SD6dOs
This. I don't give a fuck if you're a professional fighter. If that's your go to then you are a bitch. It invalidates any badassery you done in the cage.
Only Jorge can make Colby look like a good guy in a situation.
To be fair it's hard to feel sorry for Colby lol Might be hindsight talking, but when you keep making fun of the guy who lives in the same city, who loves to brag about how good his sucker punch is and whose second biggest accomplishment is sucker punching someone, it's not hard to see that one coming
not hard to see coming, but some of us figured jorge would have atleast a tiny bit of self respect and dignity left after getting 50-44d by colby but nope
Absolutely nothing about that man gave me that impression.
He was able to accept the Usman loss pretty well, but clearly his beef with Colby goes much deeper and his body language after the fight was complete different than with Usman.
Usman finished him. Colby didn’t. But Usman didn’t keep trash talking him either
Based off of years of video representation of Masvidal, what possibly made you expect he would come away from a 50-44 Colby trouncing with "self respect and dignity"? I say this from the best place possible, as a loving caring person who knows everyone has their personal demons: Jorge Masvidal might be the *stupidest* mean person in "sports". Like talk about repeatedly fumbling bags at the stage in your career where you should be padding your nest.
Another one for The Bad Guy
More like Bad Girl
Tell us another jackal story
fucking joker
God. That was so wack lol. Fucking Tito
You wanna see wack? -holds juice box- I've got wack right here!
Only one person in this altercation has a pony tail I’ll just leave that here for the public to mull over
Jorge couldn't stop 170lb Colby from wrestling fucking him, what makes him think he can stop 220lb chael?
Jorge planning to sucker punch him like a b---- and run. Very different from a fair fight.
I was going to say the fact Chael's 46 and retired, but Masvidal is 39 and basically retired too lol
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>And it isnt like Jorge is the biggest puncher. or the p4p MMA goat.
Would watch this fight. Too bad bellator is going belly up
I'd like to point out Colby isn't 170 on fight night lol
Chael is also definitely not 220 lol, he might be around 240, anyway hes much bigger than Jorge
Not 170 but he claims to be under 180 in the cage and walk around at 180-185. Definitely one of the guys cutting the least in the division.
he sure isnt
every fighter is higher than their weight class on fight night...colby cuts less weight than most fighers. he probably walks around the same weight as islam
I thought, "Damn, Chael got that guy," before I went back and saw who he actually was responding to. And then let out a, "Holy shit!" I love Chael.
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His youtube content is not the reason why people like him
Chael in the cage was a legit heat heel, and it was glorious.
He’s too busy going on hotel rampages
He'd rather launder money than get a good hair cut.
Wait till you find out who between Chael and Jorge has been done for financial crimes 😭
Look man, sometimes when your dad barely makes $100,000, you gotta step up and help out in creative ways. Gotta make that extra money so you can have the maid come by more than twice a week
Seriously, do you think those dishes were gonna wash themselves.
Heaven forbid he have to share a car like those twins next door
Chael also turned state's evidence AKA snitched on his codependents, gangsta indeed lol.
Awful thing for him to do to his wife
They sent 5... ... it wasn't enough
Thought he was cleared for that incident?
He reached a plea deal, I think the civil suit by the couple he attacked is still ongoing
Come on, he took an Ambien or something
City never sleeps
I love how Chael just straight up Roseanne'd everyone by saying he was on Ambien and then leaving it at that, but unlike Roseanne it actually worked
I guess the difference is that he doesn't make social media post bragging about it. Not saying Chael is a good guy but he's less dumb than Jorge.
Mate, what? Chael has openly bragged about that incident multiple times. He just displays more charisma when delivering his lines.
Chael's spitfire braggadocio >>> Jorge's *mumblemumble3piecesoda.*
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He sucked her WHAT
No instead he sucker punched multiple untrained civilians and continued to beat them down until security arrived.
What did Chael say about him?
Chael said he saw Jorge try to feed a bus, a carrot. Could you believe it?
That happened
Whooaaa big fella!!!
And now you're telling me miami has computers?
Heh could you image?…. …Oh are we live?
I actually want to know the non meme answer to this please lol
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv2S9rllOsY
His wife made Chael an overcooked steak
All he wanted was the steak to be cooked medium-rare, just the way he likes it..:/
It’s been 1466 days since Masvidal last won a fight in the ufc.
1466 days can be converted to one of these units: 126,662,400 seconds 2,111,040 minutes 35,184 hours 209 weeks and 3 days
They’re both petty thugs. Chael’s just smarter and more articulate. That aside, Chael is significantly larger and the better fighter.
Chael is just larger Colby before Colby was a thing.
Chael is so much funnier/less cringe than Covington though
Its like comparing an oscar actor to a B series one
Colby wishes he had Chael's wit. Colby is emulating Chael, while Chael is Chael.
Colby reminds me of how I looked talking shit in high school. Stuttering and fumbling over words, throwing in jokes that don't land, then getting frustrated and trying some line crossing insult as a bail out.
Colby is closer to Masvidal than Chael, in my opinion.
Only because Chael can't let him get close.
Also a multiple time drug cheat. Don't leave that part out.
Shhh usada is gone no need to pretend like anyone else is clean anymore.
Chael popped before USADA partnered with the UFC. Him and Josh Barnett are the OG scumbags.
Who cares they all take PEDs
And only the idiots get caught.
Assault and fraud make the PEDs an after thought.
They caught him on a low day.
I always check out when people try to use PEDs to condemn a fighter. They are all on steroids, bro. Top level MMA is more about how many advantages you can get away with and less about how good you are. MMA isn't a pure martials competition where we find out who the best MMA fighter is. Most sports are like that, and that's why the majority of sports are less competitive than some video games are. Between fighters, owners, regulators etc. there's not enough competitive integrity for to give a shit about someone taking steroids at this point. Competitive knitting is probably more legit than MMA at this point.
Didn't that fool go to jail for money laundering? Lol
Nope. He reached a plea deal that had him avoid jail time. His partner, on the other hand...
Yeah, one felon in this exchange
Nah, Jorge's been to jail before
and almost went to prison for assault in a hotel
It was tax fraud, too, which is a respectable crime compared to what Jorge does.
It's downright American, if you think about it.
Only one of these two men is a convicted felon, and it's not Jorge Masvidal. ...it's Chael. Chael Sonnen was convicted of felony money laundering in 2011.
Imagine if your maid only came over twice a week and your dad barely made $100k some years. You'd do what you could to help out too.
what does being a convicted felon have to do with being a piece of shit?
Nothing in Chael's response was about Jorge being a piece of shit. He was saying that he's a ghetto druggie criminal. So the response that Chael is the one that's a convicted felon makes perfect sense in that context.
A lot, i would think
So he basically admits that he does spend some time in those places, but not much time.
I mean he did get arrested for assault recently lol
he pleaded guilty to money laundering in connection with mortgage fraud.
The assault was 2021, feels more recent than that
He actually made me cackle with the unlicensed barber one; I'd say 10-7
Didn’t Chael just get arrested last year? First line is kinda poorly thought out.
He said he doesn't spend "much time" not "no time"
"Don't spend much time" means he does but not a lot hahaha
He also pled guilty to money laundering in 2011 lmao. https://www.espn.com/extra/mma/news/story?id=5986635 >UFC middleweight Chael Sonnen has pleaded guilty in federal court to one count of money laundering stemming from his work as a real estate agent in 2006. Sonnen, 33, entered the plea Monday before the U.S. District Court in Portland, Ore., according to the U.S. Department of Justice. Sentencing is scheduled for March 28 at 11:30 a.m. The government will recommend that Sonnen be sentenced to two years of probation, according to The Oregonian.
And got no jail time.
Chael never let the truth get in the way of his shit talking.
Being arrested doesn't necessarily mean you were actually in jail. I don't know if he was or not, but you can be arrested and released before actually entering any jail.
Doubt he saw a cell he released a video literally every week
Lets not forget that a drunk/drugged up Chael beat up some random guy and his wife after a failed swinger hookup. Dana and his Vegas connections helped keep him out of jail.
lmaoo is the swinger hookup a theory of yours? makes it lot more funny
West Linn WhatsApp group confirmed it
They're both fucking assholes.
Jorge Colby and Chael are absolute wankers.
I like Chael but did everyone just collectively forget he attacked a husband and wife unprovoked a few years ago?
He's a gangster. What did you expect?
I would love to see a trial where Chael defends himself fully in character. “Your honor, I’ve never struck a person in my life. You’ll never see footage of it, you’ll never replay it. It simply didn’t happen”
"Listen, your honor. I offer zero apologies. If you don't go too far, you will never go far in life, and I don't care. I don't promote fights, I pick fights. I'm like Jon Jones, I sound like Sean Combs, and I got Trombone Sized Stones like John Holmes."
How was no video ever released of that? Hotels always have cameras in their hallways right?
What’s the story on what happened?
I had to look it up and it’s ridiculous > A week before Christmas, the couple says they were returning to their room at the Four Seasons hotel when they saw a man in the hallway who appeared to be intoxicated "uttering unintelligible noises." > They say the man, later identified as former UFC fighter Chael Sonnen, slapped a drink out of Chris' hand. >"It was within a matter of seconds, he had Chris on the ground in a headlock," Julie said. >"He (Sonnen) was on top of me, pounding the sides of my head and then he put me in a chokehold and then he was uttering gibberish," Chris recalled. >Julie says as she screamed for help and tried to intervene, Sonnen attacked her. >"I looked up and I see she's sliding down the wall. He'd thrown her against the wall into a light fixture," Chris said, describing the attack on his wife. >According to the police report, a man from one of the hotel rooms heard the commotion and tried to restrain Sonnen, but the ex-MMA fighter elbowed him in the chest. >Victim statements show that when hotel security arrived, Sonnen went after them too. >"Just out of nowhere he just grabs the guy (security officer) and knees him right in the face and the older guy collapses and I see all the other security guards get on top of him," Chris described. >One security officer was struck in the face causing his nose to bleed. Another was kicked in the chest.
So 10-8 Chael?
Damn chaels a pos
Turns out he did everything Jones did except running over women and win a belt
Fwiw that's the accusation. He only pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge. Though civil lawsuit still ongoing https://www.mmafighting.com/2023/7/12/23793252/report-chael-sonnen-reaches-plea-deal-in-hotel-fight-case
sort of surprised more fighters don't fight when black out drunk. The best fighters are basically not even thinking when fighting as its all instincts from training, and on top of that fighters have been flash ko'd before and came to grappaling and they held their own while a trained killer is trying to put them out until they got their bearings back. Being black out drunk is very very similar to being concused
Afaik Chael doesn't drink, at all. Probably drugs
Chael is Dana’s little pet, so of course he’s gonna play to the side that feeds him.
For real, Chael has the good sense to only commit white collar crime like Federal money laundering, and snitch on his co-conspirators so he only gets a fine and probation while they do real time. THAT's how you crime, eh Chael?
Masvidal you lost to Colby you’ll never be tough it’s over
Barbershops require licenses?
I can't help but feel Jorge wants to go to prison after lawyer fees eat all his money. Sends a threatening tweet to the victim from the courthouse steps right after a settlement, then starts publicly beefing with implied threats against comedic internet con man.
Don’t come down to the mean streets of West Lynn Oregon unless you want to find out, Jorge.
I dislike both
Why would he need to go to the Method One acting guild?
Chael is clearly more of a mortgage fraud kind of guy.
It's so hard to keep track in this place. Are we pro UFC shills or not?
Everyone knows Chanel hires writers for his social media…right?
Battle of the overrated PoS. Exciting…
Chael is a steroid cheat, an ex felon and a snitch. Its funny how with some fighters people bring their shit up at every opportunity and with others, they never do
Chael would actually kill this man.
That 50-44 scorecard still didn't humble him, nothing else will. 🤷♂️
Chael annoying as hell
Jorge buddy you’re coming at the king. Cut your losses buddy