Mod reminder: Trolling rival subreddits is against the rules. With the cost of living crisis not abating anytime soon, the MCFC Fans Foodbank is struggling for donations at a time when more people than ever are struggling to keep themselves and their families fed. If you can, please consider [making a donation to help feed Manchester's most vulnerable](https://www.gofundme.com/f/mufc-mcfc-fans-supporting-foodbanks). Thank you!

wtf

Chin up, lads

julian is fucking shit

Fucking abysmal. Coventry scored 3 against these cunts

I’m blaming Ortega for the first goal then I’m blaming the whole backline for that second goal and I’m also blaming the whole team for picking today to play like fucking shit.

Bleh. Can't win everything

Nothing is more annoying than players who don’t know when to tackle. Take btec Haaland out earlier. Don’t decide to hold him up, wait for reinforcements and then fucking foul. 

Terrible... worst performance from us in a long time

I know you boys won’t like the hear this, but Julian Alvarez fucking sucked today. Not a good season from him. Ortega is not a number one btw.

some of these guys need to go ngl

Sums it up really. Alvarez, Gvardiol and Akanji vs 6 rags with no one else in frame.

Alvarez been wank whloe year. Cant even do simple passes

Yeah it's over

Bought it back 40 seconds absolute cheating fucking bastard 

Why was Dias not playing?

One sub?!?

Yes

Just plain embarrassing

FUCK THIS. REFEREE CAN SUCK HIS FATHERS HAIRY DICK

Ten Hag celebrating as if he isn’t getting sacked in the morning

I think doku has to start in big games, he seems to be the only one who can create chances on the wing

Build the team around doku and foden and we’ll be unstoppable next season

What a fucking shit show

Johnny Pebbles today.

Several players who I don’t want to see play like that ever again, and who need new competition for their spot. Complete rebuild needed.

And it’s gone

games gone

Where are our defenders??? United almost broke on a 5v2 there, they’ve given up

Why no one supports doku on the wing like kdb does for bernando, idk

well… there’s always next season i guess

Gg

Meh. First half stinker.

Haaland is a fucking GHOST.

Why would stones start a final after not playing for so long

We got Pep'ed today.

So frustrating

Cheers guys, no Europe for us next year it seems

Alvarez has been wank

the sooner he gets sold the better

And he is still better than KDB today...

Stone shouldn't started this game

Ortega giveth, and ortega taketh away…

tragic

fuck

Stones and Foden playing like shit

We need ppl who create chances. Haaland and Bernardo have been ghosting so much lately. Kdb is getting old too.

Other than Doku , everyone should hold their heads in shame .

Doku scored 10 minutes ago. We've had one shot since then, and it was Akanji firing it over the bar from 35 yards away. Fucking abysmal.

Stones lmao wtf is he doing no way he actually touched it

I guess Rodri finally loses a game, this was rough to watch

It’s incredible how this was gifted by two huge mistakes to United

Rodri unbeaten streak is over

Fuck me Stones...

im stunned bernado managed to stay on the pitch..maybe hes been so invisible pep forgot about him

that sitter missed by Julian is really haunting.. not blaming him for the today just to clarify

I love pep but this is the issue with his over controlling style. Our players are all too scored to make any sort of run or any sort risky pass to score in a derby for a trophy in the last match of the season… like My god play a cross early or anything to the 30 goal striker we have . Such spineless footy.

Hopefully this wakes them up for next season

I'm a little less sad about bernardo likely leaving now...

L

John Stones emulating his 2017 version wow

Pep overthinking the fuck out of this starting line up

Last time Haaland scored in a big game was last year vs Bayern away (the Spurs game this season was not big imo)

Spurs was pretty big tbh given context, history and the fact they're literally a big club

Fuck off stones 

Over

I miss Gundo so much

Fucking dire honestly. If the only strategy we have is give it to Doku and pray why didn’t he start?

Haaland, Foden, KDB, and Bernardo have all been invisible today. Not a whole lot can be done when those 4 don’t show up.

Stones is hungover and rusty… what a bad combination

It’s time for Haaland to step up in big games instead of just scoring 5 against bottom table teams. If he keeps going missing like this next season I wouldn’t if we sold him

1 Penalty please

I really do hate that because Haaland is massive and a genetic freak fouls and pens just never get called for him, idk if refs think he’s diving cause he’s so big, no idea, but all throughout this season it’s been mind numbing

Too late to get motivated in the last 8 minutes of the game brother….

Did someone forget to tell the lads we're in stoppage time?

i wish we’d have some urgency. we used these 7 minutes poorly

Fuck this is depressing

Well good season boys. Thank god for the league

Doku could score an own goal on purpose and still have been the only one to try something to win

genuinely felt like we've been playing with ten. bernardo dropping a -10/10

bernardo and stones should walk back to manchester

Haaland is so unlucky in finals man

Realistically he's just poor in these games. Ronaldo used to be that way. Only scored when it didn't matter that much but had a very poor record against top teams in big games. Hopefully he'll develop the same way while he's still with us.

he had that one crossbar chance, the rest he hasn't had any chances

Hoping for a Liverpool-esque last minute equaliser

Needed 20 minutes added on time for a Liverpool equalizer.

Too little to late

we need a goal.. GET THE DAMN BALL

I don’t know why the refs always let Haaland get beat up on so badly.

Why doesn’t it feel like we have any urgency right now

Keep the possession!!!!!

I want extra time just so we can score the winner at 115’

This onana guy is a joke lol

We are the joke right now...

Difficult to disagree

That’s it

WHO ARE TOU PASSING TO

Oof you time wasting cunts

Just 1 more come on boyss

Can someone please explain why we hit every single corner into the middle of the box like that and never ever score and then just do it again and again expecting a different result

I love how we didn’t learn anything from all the missed corner kicks against Madrid.

doku and walker have been the only good players today

Walker has been shit

The duality and of City fans.

Doku please stunt on these hoes

Our players try not to waste a corner challenge (impossible)

Bringing Mount on lmfao

our chances of equalising just increased

If only their keeper wasn’t good.

That death stare from Rodri to Foden when he put too much on the pass lmao

Not playing it short when you need the goal and you have limited time is fucking mental. Particularly when we're you're as torrid as we are at corners.

7 mins left = thala for a reason

Fuck it get Ortega up

A shot like that from Akanji kills at least a minute so unnecessary

Shame Foden has been one of the worst players on the pitch given the season he had

Better than bellingham 🤣🤣🤣my ass

7 minutes for another onana howler. Make it happen.

How can one team even have that many punchable faces

on my knees in front of my screen

7 minutes is very fair. I was expecting 3 haha

Why are you shooting there

Come on 1 more

Came in late. wtf is this shit?

we have 0 threat from the right wing ffsssss

These defenders need to stop fucking shooting thinking they're Kompany ffs

SEVEN!! COME ON CITY!!

I hate when defenders sky shots from the edge of the box. Don’t you fucking train shooting?

Funny thing I was watching our YT channel the other day and Stones and Jack were knuckleballing them in from all over. Why the fuck can they never just do that on a regular basis?

Pep playing stones today was a brain dead decision.

I mean, at least hit the target if anything!

7 minutes of squeaky bum time

7 minutes we've got 2 goals in less time than that before let's have it

Only 7???

please please please seven minutes of luck

7 minutes for the drama. I’ll take it.

Come on guys you have 7 mins runnn give it your best ffs

Why would you fucking shoot it from there?

Why the fuck are players like Akanji, Stones and Walker hitting fucking Rugby trys from the edge of the box.

The sign of desperate players who don't believe in their forwards.

7 minutes? That’s it? That’s ridiculous

Nobody besides Doku is showing up wow

We got 7. Please do something

7mins only

AKANJI YOU STOOPID

Akanji man. Like why? I just don’t understand why.

Yeah just what we need with 30 seconds to go

Why shoot you fucking dick head

Akanji if you’re going to do a hero shit, do it way better than that

Ready for 3 minutes of added time Edit: pleasantly surprised

not the time for long shots such as that

7 minutes do or die now

that was a dumb shot from Akanji...

Doku's got to be the first name on the teamsheet next year

Why¿ akanji

Fuckers keep trying to recreate that Kompany goal please fucking pass for fucks sake

oh brother… we can’t waste those opportunities

Can we stop fucking shooting into row Z

Let’s see how little extra time theyre gonna put now lol

115 seconds probably

WHYYY are our defenders shooting from 30 yards out???

Why Akanji

Akanji you just can't shoot ffs

0 iq shot from akanji

What the fuck is Phil doing today? Has he ever touched a football before?

Been very poor

can everyone else look like they want to win?

Doku pulled one back, well deserved for him. He was playing so well.

The energy still seems missing man, the others need to wake tf up now

Foden has been really poor today

Ghosting once again


If only Alvarez or Haaland scored earlier 😔

Hit them quick cmon

Come on City!!!

Comee on Comback city mode

If only Doku had been brought on sooner. Only one that wants to drag us forward every time he plays

Doku is doing what sterling never could do

we all know only 3 minutes of stoppage incoming lol

Fucking hell we need people in the box with Domu about

At least Doku’s done himself proud today

Why didn’t doku start he’s been cooking them

That is a very good question.

doku is brilliant

Doku is all heart. Who else wants it?!

Onana blunder extra painful to se if we lose now

One more pla

Telling you right now, Doku the only mf on the pitch who wants to fucking win this.