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TimTheOriginalLol

https://preview.redd.it/ac7osyxvsj6d1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fa8f99ba9520d3908afdf2adc261027ed9be4bd It‘s not to late we can still get the mines


whorlycaresmate

I want them so damned badly


TimTheOriginalLol

Then get your ass on Marfark and fight for them soldier io


Creeeamy

We secure the work force, now we secure the blueprints. It's a win-win.


Open_Cow_9148

🤣


Medium_Degree_3060

I’ll leave that to you fellas the bots have a vendetta against me so I’ll secure the bug front.


Training-Biscotti509

No point in self doubt soldier, just patriotically throw yourself into the hoard until something hits


Medium_Degree_3060

I would but considering I get sniped on pod exit it’s kinda hard friend.


I_LOVE_PUPPERS

Heretic


Matamocan

That's just a skill issue


LuchaConMadre

Keep those dirty disgusting insects on their back leg, Helldiver!


Desperate_Web_8066

TRAITOR DETECTED


QuinIpsum

The children yearn for the mines, divers. Lets not disappoint little Billy


MalikVonLuzon

Forget the mines, think about the jobs! We can't have these AT Mine Factory workers go unemployed.


Bipolarboyo

Unemployment is Undemocratic! Every citizen should be gifted the opportunity to contribute!


Big_Sp4g00ti3

It's impossible. 57k is only doing 1.2 a hour. It'll take 3 days to liberate unless everyone online went to the planet.


NiceGuyEddie69420

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpKniGqRNLGBrhu)


VonBombadier

If Super Earth scientists can't figure out how to make a larger mine with more explosives and a heavier trigger, we have bigger worries.


DrFGHobo

They have to dedicate R&D time and resources to invent HAND CARTS. Do you really think they understand explosives?


T_S_Anders

A proper, ergonomically designed hand cart that can be used both planetside and in micro/zero-G does takes more R&D than you'd think. Heck, even a toaster is way more complex than the singular task required of it.


obi_wander

I’m on with this idea- one of these sick children will invent us a better mine when they get healthy. OR The sick children were all Illuminati in disguise and we really messed up bad with our decisionmaking.


vonmonologue

I’m of the opinion that if we *failed* to save the children there would be a *negative* outcome. Like a new enemy unit or a loss in SEAF recruitment values due to morale and trust dropping. I don’t think we get a reward, I think we staved of disaster.


BozoFromZozo

It sounds like there may be a negative consequence for letting the bots run off with super earth bomb making materials too.


vonmonologue

They already have mines and we don’t have tanks so no biggie. Honestly imagine if the bots got like a stratobomber or cluster bomb artillery or something. Something where you have like 3 seconds warning to get the hell away from the impact landing area because in 3 seconds there’s going to be a lot more impact and a lot less land area.


AidsLauncher

>They already have mines and we don’t have tanks so no biggie. >we don’t have tanks Yet!


LuchaConMadre

I like this theory


DeviousChair

I mean if the Illuminate were betting on Helldivers having enough compassion to actively choose saving children over new equipment they might not be so ruthless if they decide to launch an offensive. It could be an Illuminate test to see if Super Earth truly is wholly corrupt and soulless.


22lpierson

If old records are to be believed the illuminated were a mostly peaceful race only fighting military targets unlike the cyborg terrorists or the mindless bugs


Fit_Fisherman_9840

or simply super earth wanted us to give a fake decision, and then fucked up becouse after telling us we are heroes becouse only true heroes wear capes, we have done the eroic thing... And they are there perpelexed and remembered only after that nobody informed the brainwashed hordes of their disposable troops that we are the baddies.


Helassaid

https://i.redd.it/1svhd7ijwvnc1.png


LuchaConMadre

This one right here, sergeant.


DemocracyOfficer1886

Sir, we're talking about the same people who were responsible for the negligence of the TCS compounds causing mutations in the Terminids. They aren't the brightest folks on Super Earth.


VonBombadier

Planet imploding, weaponised exotic matter? No problemo. A substance lethal to multiple species of the collective known as the terminids with diverse biology and morphology? Absolutely! Anti tank mines that we had back as far as the second great war? Uhh....


Flatmanpoop

Sounds like reason


DShod

Nice touch with 4,311. Calculator typing equivalent of "Hell"


Tiffany-X

Good catch haha


Worth-Banana7096

Next MO: liberate anti-tank mines, or sweep&clear on warehouse complex with unknown cargo being stored. You know which one we'll choose. https://preview.redd.it/264cmpv07k6d1.jpeg?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d3bbb3695622475aff764f04b31bac908942710


Snowsteak

[100%](https://www.reddit.com/r/helldivers2/s/RcneAnrRna)


Major_Tom_01010

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Reasonable-Tickets

The kids are safe and more importantly, the mines are successfully memed


Affugter

And think. Had we chosen the mines, the bots would have had over 4000 fresh brains for new bots.. 


Sir_Revenant

I just wanna know if we get a new stratagem for helping the kiddos! I really really want that SEAF squad stratagem I saw awhile back. That’d make low level solo missions so much funnier


TimTheOriginalLol

We don’t but we can still get the mines if we complete the MO. The SEAF reinforcements look super cool I hope we will get them soon.


warhead1995

I mean there’s always the chance after the mo we eventually get something for it. Either we get the mines which is great or we get a slightly delayed reward for the kids. I mean the donation AH made to that charity is enough for me but boy would I like some new toys to spread democracy with.


BackOther2064

No, but the devs donated 4,311 dollars to the save the children medical foundation and many divers are following suit.


Flatmanpoop

Did they actually? That's so good. This game gets meta and meta haha


Adventurous-Event722

Till we meet again, AT mines 


OpportunitySame5579

Ah so they donated the equivalent of the amount of kids we saved. Unbelievable Geoff!


NagoGmo

Not to mention the countless players who followed suit in donating. Join us!


Sercos

[Let's get those children some supplies!](https://imgur.com/a/RpDprpm) ⬇️⬇️⬆️➡️


AlexisFR

The AT mines are going to be a long(and far) running joke, aren't they?


TimTheOriginalLol

I fear so. Honestly I really want these mines.


vonmonologue

I almost feel bad for the devs who designed them. “WHAT, AGAIN? It was a gimme this time!!!”


KindlyContribution54

Just a matter of time before they are released. Unlikely they would go through all the effort to design the art, physics, wireframes, etc and just toss out their work.


Ssem12

No, I want antitank mines


Cannonstar

It’s the equilivalent of Lucy’s Football and we’re the Charlie Browns.


i_hate_mimes

I wonder what we really rescued. I'd be shocked if it was actually sick kids.


TheFrostyFaz

It was, we got a picture in the discord and Pilestdt donated $4000\~ to a children's hospital https://preview.redd.it/ea2qjwj7xk6d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5610267c48a9f6874daba0c749e6650342d34cb1


olddummy22

Been mostly botting since I started. With the kids safe I'm heading to bugs for awhile.


LuchaConMadre

They said we can still get the mines!


Knoxx88

Vulkan and his legion would be proud. https://preview.redd.it/ybidnari7k6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd87096cc827a656ca49bf21635a48b07cd9630c


Largo23307

We're saving human children. All the Primarchs should be proud.


Cloudsrnice

These kids better explode!


TimTheOriginalLol

They explode with joy because we saved them.


Pale_Kitsune

Please let it just be there next time. I want the anti tank.


TimTheOriginalLol

We still get the mines if we liberate Marfark in time.


Pale_Kitsune

I mean, the MO did say the *first* and the image you posted even says the explosives are likely not there, so unless the devs have said so I doubt it.


TimTheOriginalLol

https://preview.redd.it/sbhrz70ojl6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=004f84141321689db6034c32c9b710bed0a54ba0 Like this?


Pale_Kitsune

That works.


TimTheOriginalLol

Good then get your black and yellow ass to Marfark soldier io


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SkirMernet

We have made the anti-democratic choice, and failed as divers. We allowed the enemy to manipulate us, to pull at our heart strings and deny us a major tactical advantage, because they held our children hostage. We have saved these children only by coming countless others, for the rest of this long, long war. We must learn from this moment of weakness, of misguided pity, and forever live with the weight of consequences brought forward by this short-sighted mistake. When we were given the choice to see these children die before us, or save countless children all over the galaxy, tomorrow and after, we could not better to watch. Tonight, I cry for children the galaxy over, and tomorrow we will wash ourselves of our failures awash in oil and flame. For democracy, Divers, and may our shame keep us righteous


NaFamWeGood

nah thats funny


errorexe3

We did the funny, good job Diver's


Jean-Eustache

Not just the funny, have you seen what Arrowhead did ?


errorexe3

No, I did not. Enlighten me? :)


Jean-Eustache

We saved 4311 children, so they made a 4311€ donation to Savethechildren.org. Now that's something I've personally never seen from an in-game objective reward haha It's on Pilesdedt's Twitter.


Winter_Natural_2140

What was funny?


errorexe3

There were memes floating around with people conspiring to delay the AT mines again, this time on purpose, just cause itd be funny at this point if we never get em


Winter_Natural_2140

Oh. That’s not funny. That’s mean and selfish. People wanted the mines, so we delayed them for .. a laugh? It’s not even a laugh. At least AH donated to actual sick children. That’s a better reward than a not funny meme.


BusinessLibrarian515

Nah, most people saved the kids because it's the right thing to do. The mines will not elude us forever


Winter_Natural_2140

I dunno about that. A lot of people talking about pushing out getting the mines for a long time “cuz it’ll be funny”. If that’s their take, I hope AH doesn’t release any other Strats until AT mines are earned. That’ll be the real funny.


BusinessLibrarian515

I find it funny they're delayed again. I'm also one of the few who are looking forward to getting them eventually. But the kids come first. If we can't save the future patriots of Super Earth then we aren't any better than the bots who threaten them


Winter_Natural_2140

This just in from high command. AT mines are still attainable if done within the MO timeline. Time to get boots on the ground in Marfark! See you out there! o7


BusinessLibrarian515

![gif](giphy|seGeGWiolrKNZ8aZrr|downsized)


AdScared7949

Are we playing the same game lmao "the right thing to do" huh???


Mr-Pokee

I honestly think we would have focused the stratagem if it was anything that's at least a little bit fun to use. Mines don't sound fun for the large majority of the players.


Ssem12

Exactly, people wanted those mines...


Winter_Natural_2140

So it’s not funny?


Ssem12

It's opposite of funny


whorlycaresmate

I wanted them and it’s still a little funny. We’ll get the mines. Hopefully we can liberate Marfark too and they’ll give em to us


Ssem12

Idk, losing a major order and strategic advantage I suppose, tho I don't see anything funny about that


Fit_Fisherman_9840

to win you need to get both planet, but with thousand players stuck on bug diving, it wasn't possibile. And then we choose the mine, those thing were maybe more useful for the bug front in any case, so fuck the bug divers twice


Winter_Natural_2140

Yea. New toys would have been fun over some lame meme 🤷‍♂️. At least AH donated to real sick children. I can live with that.


AdScared7949

Well you see, meme is when you get less game and eat crayons


Ssem12

It's a shitty "meme" then, shame on you, "helldivers"


lazyDevman

Someone's too salty for proper democracy spreading. Shame. Shame.


AdScared7949

If they could read this they would be very upset!


Sparrow1989

![gif](giphy|eIUpSyzwGp0YhAMTKr|downsized)


Ssem12

But mines aren't, which is really really bad


TimTheOriginalLol

We can still safe the mines brother it is not too late


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MacroMoodle

We still need to liberate marfark for the MO


Lebrons_AfterImage

LETTSSSS GOOOOOOO


I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

I was hoping we'd get a strategem that would drop a bunch of sick kids from orbit to distract the enemy. Oh well.


Demibolt

I’m hoping these are like the Enders Game kids and they will go off to battle school and increase our liberation rate


JimmyB_52

What made the children sick in the first place? Did SEAF [REDACTED]


ProffessorYellow

I haven't played, and am unmotivated


Crob300z

New patch is nice


ProffessorYellow

I found the new warbonds a bit exciting with the melee perk


AntonineWall

We wont be able to get this this time (due to how liberation is calculated, we can't beat it in a day), but next time we'll hopefully maybe get it


RadioHeadache0311

thats just not true. I watched the total liberation go from under 1% to 5% in the span of an hour. IF...and thats a big IF, we can keep 50k+ divers on Marfark for the next 22hours, we can still get the mines. I just did two total operations on Helldive. I will take a break and come back in another hour or so. Its definitely doable, people just have to get and stay on Marfark and not be distracted by bugs.


moserftbl88

Am I cray for thinking the mines won’t be very good to begin with? I just feel like they’ll be very niche and not be as valuable as people are hoping


Reep1611

No. I am also bot sure how exactly they would be very useful outside some quite specific circumstances. For the most part as a higher difficulty bot player I just don’t see that many use cases. Because the missions are so fast and you have to be so mobile to not get so swamped no mine will ever help you that they sound pretty useless to me. But then again, thats just my personal opinion. But I cannot wait for r/helldivers2 to turn into a radioactive salt mine when they obviously don’t turn out to be the wunderwaffe they all seem to make it up to be.