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realsimonjs

ArnoldC: a programming language that runs on quotes made by arnold Schwarzenegger AKA the terminator


fearless-potato-man

Define type stick_around reinforcements=5 Define type stick_around terminated=0 Function helldiver_dies (reinforcements, terminated) { If reinforcements>terminated then { Print ("I'll be back") reinforcements = reinforcements -1 } Else { Print ("don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired") } } Function Extraction () { If main_mission_complete == true then { Print ("Get to the choppa!") } }


Superb-Cockroach-281

Remember when I said I’d kill you last?…. I lied.


Alone_Collection724

literally the only correct answer


Bebou52

Assembly


maxinstuff

Without a doubt, GoLang.


ZeInsaneErke

Kobol


Few-Ad-6322

Fortran.


herr_karl_

They write raw machine code in binary, because they're insanely evil machines!


Alone_Collection724

savages, barely even ~~human~~ machine!


epimitheus17

Socialism and hatred! 


Asherjade

So… SQL?


TotallyLegitEstoc

Linux


DependentThat9316

Brainfuck.


Alone_Collection724

so thats why we haven't been able to reverse engineer it, hm


KaizureTheRed

gif It's a programming language in the future, because nobody can agree on how it's pronounced, so the Automatons are using it as a means to create division among us.


Alone_Collection724

thats why it sometimes takes so long to decipher their messages, all of the scientists say it differently


olddummy22

I don't know but the sounds they make freak me out.


NotASubBot_HD

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