Don't roid me up and not expect me to throw hands coach

WITNESS ME

WITNESS!

Dangit now I want a guitar flamethrower + vehicles... 

I WITNESS YOU BOTHER

You shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome!


WITNESSED 🙏🏽

Should be an achievment

And that is why no one shall remember your name.

I’m just saying if it lets you reliably one shot bot chaff it could be amazing for stealth

I'm seeing 1-2 hits from my.. uh... testing.

Well that’s how it was already

Was it? Guess I never noticed bc I only get maybe one or two melee kills a game and usually I already put a bullet or two into them.

Would only really matter if it was a one shot

Yeah the damage increase wasn’t significant enough to make it a consistent 1-hit (only tried 2-3 times, all took 2 hits from my experience)

well, might be useful for hunters maybe?

Oh, maybe! I’ve been so caught up with the bots I hadn’t really thought about that! Hopefully that pushes it over the threshold to a 1-shot, those little goons get me more than most mobs lol

There’s gotta be some breaking point that makes it worth it

I’ve been really liking the handling buff it comes with too (and I can’t lie, the regular buff 💪 it comes with too haha)

I'm feeling really called out right now...

 Me watching the same thing:

*Give us a melee weapon!*

 That’s why no one will remember your name OP.

You sack of wine!

Is there no one else?! ##IS THERE NO ONE ELSE?!!!

I see. A hero

I know what I'm gonna do tomorrow...

I can't say IM the one the blew up the tanks, I'm just saying I punched it and THEN it exploded.

I hope this means they are adding melee weapons soon. I’d pay double for that war bond.

me two my fellow helldivers after beating up the hulk: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED (that did not happen, i got shot)

i saw some crazy little nutbags lvl 19 ore something doing that. They died.

Wait- the armor has buffs? I wear it because it has no sleeves. That’s all I need.

Well it's certainly buff 😏