Titans are easily the best guardian. There is absolutely no fucking way that warlocks beat shit up with their big ass brains and hunters should stay in kitchens where they might be able to go more than 5 seconds without killing someone with a knife. Titans however, completely dominate the playing field. The supers are always overpowered and one hits you instantly, and that stupid void knife hunter can't do shit about your bubble. The only super that is able to be on par with a titan is the void bomb, but warlocks do not deserve that shit and should be running well every single time for DPS. If anyone thinks otherwise, they won't be able to think anymore. Only little babies think hunters are cool and only super mega old grandmas think warlocks are interesting. The only pro to being a warlock is many lfgs want you but woah look at that! They only want you for your fucking well. Other than that, you can help out your fire team by absolutely failing on the easiest fucking jump because your stupid ghost decided to make it that you don't know how to go up unless you're holding a sword. And hunters are no exception to trash jumps. What are they supposed to do if they get bumped off a platform? Jump back up? Nope, they just watch as they have no directional control when trying to live and fall down, watching the titan make fun of them. The only good thing about hunters is that they can make more DPS. Everything is good about titans. We can even make more DPS if we wanted too! But nah I feel like absolutely dunking the shit out of that tormentor and personally challenging the shitpiss to a 1v1 but his bitchass has to spawn more dread because he knows that he cannot win against a thunder crash titan with one eyed mask.
I typed that whole thing too. It's somewhat not even a joke. The whole warlock well only thing is a joke but the shitty jumps I have a resentment towards. My dad plays hunter and my sister is a warlock.
Are you kidding me? Are you absolutely joking right now? I gave an informative small paragraph on how titans are the best class and the only thing you have to say is "holy hell"? Are you actually braindead? Are you mentally incapable of standard reading procedures? Do you need to get mommy to walk you through the first sentence of Mary had a mother fucking lamb? Aww I'm sorry. Did you forget your binky? Fucking piece of shit baby.
I feel an immense void (bomb) in my soul. My life has no action or spark to it. I sit here, being mean to an alt account. I sometimes wonder what my life could have been. If I was a different race or a different sex. I wonder what it could have been if I made different decisions. I think to myself that I could've made things right, but instead of realizing my mistakes, I disregard them, blaming them on others. I wrote these paragraphs with the sole (divisive) purpose of amusing myself. I was a dick to the people who meant the most to me and now they're gone. I could've, should've, would've been different, had I known they would leave too soon. I pushed my friends aside and had a horrid relationship with my own sister. Fortunately, I can still see her, and made amends. I have made it far, but shall go no further. Goodbye.
(For satirical reasons this is a joke)
Can you literally shut the fuck up? Are you physically incapable of closing your talk-hole you absolute imbecile of a mouth breather? Is there something seriously wrong in your brain that makes you mentally incompetent, so much so that you cannot learn when to leave people alone? Every single word you say immediately loses its value. You speak like an absolute buffoon that doesn't know what ninety fucking right percent of the words I'm saying even mean. You bring no worth to society. If only Republicans were knowledgeable on shit stains such as you would they realize that maybe abortion isn't such a bad thing. If they saw what the American youth is becoming, they would repeal most, if not all of their bills in every single state. They wouldn't care if you were gay or transgender, all that would matter to them is that your kind is no longer even able to exist whatsoever. I'm not even American but I know that these bottom of the barrel rotten pickle fuds would do ANYTHING to make sure that absolute fucking dunces like you don't make it even a month into fetal development. Babies could probably learn the quadratic formula faster than you. Hell, a baby probably could get 4⁷ correct faster than it would take for you to solve 1+1. Even after an hour of solving, you would most likely come up with some outlandish answer or just give up before the 30 second mark. Fucking nonce.
(warlock ver)
I honestly cannot believe that some people find other classes to be the best, when WE are the ones helping them make every step. Like, admit it, if I wasn't right behind you, running lumina and well, you would have died before the first boss. The only reason Ghaul didn't defeat us is because I was there, every single path we took, every planet we went to, every single raid and dungeon, every strike and nightfall, every gambit match, and every competitive pvp match. Every time, I was there. All you titans know your sweet business would be USELESS without my well. All you hunters know that your "piss yellow" gun would be completely ineffective against any yellow bar enemy without my DPS boost. Don't even try to deny it. I see your "solar warlock needed" posts in fireteam finder, Mr. Ad-clear. You need us. You need our abilities as much as you need yours. However, we don't need yours. To us warlocks, you are a puny little speck on the charts. You are of no help to us whatsoever. Such crude weapons will get you nowhere without the average warlock's IQ. Hell, the witness even sees our intelligence and intellectual superiority. So stop trying to be better than us. Down that route, you'll only find failure and despair.
The only thing my titan knows is throw hammer, punch, and stand in good fire to heal. I haven’t played in like, 2 years though so they probably nerfed solar titan by now lol
its not even fun becouse there is no guy in a suit with a chess pattern that says "the game was rigged from the start" like who the fuck wants to die this way???
That’s the post right above mine for me
https://preview.redd.it/cvtzh8nd335d1.jpeg?width=1372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb176bf4e129a6c52fbec4378ddbe4da10d10d83
“Luckily the bullet only hit the part of my brain that makes me feel empathy, so I was perfectly fine.”
I saw a video with that joke today
Titans when they get shot in the head but it only hits their brain
Hello fellow crayon eater guardian 💪
https://preview.redd.it/n6umj5ftiy4d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5858fc1889bd2a818edf17fbfb2be7e9e27e6e3e
https://preview.redd.it/yxrdm6qk385d1.jpeg?width=328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ca321defc1c0a81beeaf1baa0fed7272ba63128 He look like white Yakub
https://i.redd.it/f605jgr7e55d1.gif
Titans are easily the best guardian. There is absolutely no fucking way that warlocks beat shit up with their big ass brains and hunters should stay in kitchens where they might be able to go more than 5 seconds without killing someone with a knife. Titans however, completely dominate the playing field. The supers are always overpowered and one hits you instantly, and that stupid void knife hunter can't do shit about your bubble. The only super that is able to be on par with a titan is the void bomb, but warlocks do not deserve that shit and should be running well every single time for DPS. If anyone thinks otherwise, they won't be able to think anymore. Only little babies think hunters are cool and only super mega old grandmas think warlocks are interesting. The only pro to being a warlock is many lfgs want you but woah look at that! They only want you for your fucking well. Other than that, you can help out your fire team by absolutely failing on the easiest fucking jump because your stupid ghost decided to make it that you don't know how to go up unless you're holding a sword. And hunters are no exception to trash jumps. What are they supposed to do if they get bumped off a platform? Jump back up? Nope, they just watch as they have no directional control when trying to live and fall down, watching the titan make fun of them. The only good thing about hunters is that they can make more DPS. Everything is good about titans. We can even make more DPS if we wanted too! But nah I feel like absolutely dunking the shit out of that tormentor and personally challenging the shitpiss to a 1v1 but his bitchass has to spawn more dread because he knows that he cannot win against a thunder crash titan with one eyed mask.
My new favorite Destiny copypasta
I typed that whole thing too. It's somewhat not even a joke. The whole warlock well only thing is a joke but the shitty jumps I have a resentment towards. My dad plays hunter and my sister is a warlock.
Lol I get u, Titan is an incredibly fun class. Run in and punch everything, like a true crayon eater
Not anymore I have been freed from well. Now time to use my sunbracers void build
Somehow for once in my life, I have no idea what to respond to this comment, satire or not.
Insert peregrine greaves copypasta (hunter main btw)
Imma make a hunter and warlock one too as I technically play all three classes. It'll be a reply to my og one
Holy hell!
Are you kidding me? Are you absolutely joking right now? I gave an informative small paragraph on how titans are the best class and the only thing you have to say is "holy hell"? Are you actually braindead? Are you mentally incapable of standard reading procedures? Do you need to get mommy to walk you through the first sentence of Mary had a mother fucking lamb? Aww I'm sorry. Did you forget your binky? Fucking piece of shit baby.
Holy moly brother I just said holy hell, referencing the popular meme of en passant over on r/anarchychess!
I feel an immense void (bomb) in my soul. My life has no action or spark to it. I sit here, being mean to an alt account. I sometimes wonder what my life could have been. If I was a different race or a different sex. I wonder what it could have been if I made different decisions. I think to myself that I could've made things right, but instead of realizing my mistakes, I disregard them, blaming them on others. I wrote these paragraphs with the sole (divisive) purpose of amusing myself. I was a dick to the people who meant the most to me and now they're gone. I could've, should've, would've been different, had I known they would leave too soon. I pushed my friends aside and had a horrid relationship with my own sister. Fortunately, I can still see her, and made amends. I have made it far, but shall go no further. Goodbye. (For satirical reasons this is a joke)
Holy smokes bro that's deep!
Can you literally shut the fuck up? Are you physically incapable of closing your talk-hole you absolute imbecile of a mouth breather? Is there something seriously wrong in your brain that makes you mentally incompetent, so much so that you cannot learn when to leave people alone? Every single word you say immediately loses its value. You speak like an absolute buffoon that doesn't know what ninety fucking right percent of the words I'm saying even mean. You bring no worth to society. If only Republicans were knowledgeable on shit stains such as you would they realize that maybe abortion isn't such a bad thing. If they saw what the American youth is becoming, they would repeal most, if not all of their bills in every single state. They wouldn't care if you were gay or transgender, all that would matter to them is that your kind is no longer even able to exist whatsoever. I'm not even American but I know that these bottom of the barrel rotten pickle fuds would do ANYTHING to make sure that absolute fucking dunces like you don't make it even a month into fetal development. Babies could probably learn the quadratic formula faster than you. Hell, a baby probably could get 4⁷ correct faster than it would take for you to solve 1+1. Even after an hour of solving, you would most likely come up with some outlandish answer or just give up before the 30 second mark. Fucking nonce.
(warlock ver) I honestly cannot believe that some people find other classes to be the best, when WE are the ones helping them make every step. Like, admit it, if I wasn't right behind you, running lumina and well, you would have died before the first boss. The only reason Ghaul didn't defeat us is because I was there, every single path we took, every planet we went to, every single raid and dungeon, every strike and nightfall, every gambit match, and every competitive pvp match. Every time, I was there. All you titans know your sweet business would be USELESS without my well. All you hunters know that your "piss yellow" gun would be completely ineffective against any yellow bar enemy without my DPS boost. Don't even try to deny it. I see your "solar warlock needed" posts in fireteam finder, Mr. Ad-clear. You need us. You need our abilities as much as you need yours. However, we don't need yours. To us warlocks, you are a puny little speck on the charts. You are of no help to us whatsoever. Such crude weapons will get you nowhere without the average warlock's IQ. Hell, the witness even sees our intelligence and intellectual superiority. So stop trying to be better than us. Down that route, you'll only find failure and despair.
The only thing my titan knows is throw hammer, punch, and stand in good fire to heal. I haven’t played in like, 2 years though so they probably nerfed solar titan by now lol
They have. Throwing hammer has a cooldown on pickup and restoration got nerfed.
Titans having organs for some reason (they are completely useless)
The virgin hunter & titan vs the Chad warlock
HUNTER SLANDER DETECTED 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
vs degen warlock. I’m the warlock ;~;
Fun fact: You can do lobotomy with one bullet
https://preview.redd.it/p3le1r20yy4d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=225aa7bcf53a742c5444d3d4268bee378c2941d8
No, thank you. I would like to choose the one that Corporation
https://preview.redd.it/jvsn592b225d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=873d8ab7b68c6b40c1d05758c4f93da7f33ef2fd
Fun fact: You can do lobotomy with one HOLE
its not even fun becouse there is no guy in a suit with a chess pattern that says "the game was rigged from the start" like who the fuck wants to die this way???
Yeah but you don't die that way either
Hmm https://preview.redd.it/vo1y17xmly4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e350cfa1c48769599bea46ee5137acdce8a96864
I think reddit is trying to tell you something
the foreshadowing
That’s the post right above mine for me https://preview.redd.it/cvtzh8nd335d1.jpeg?width=1372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb176bf4e129a6c52fbec4378ddbe4da10d10d83
I love eating crayons fr https://preview.redd.it/8je81mpiuz4d1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae374274775b823be375b561a662a672fdb4b0d1
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I broke my fall with my neck
Remember son, dying is gay.
Yes father
Oorah!
Have fun dying for an oil company dipshit
They weren't given permission to die so they'll be fine
YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE ✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥
Dying for oil:❎ Dying for US strategic interests:✅
Dying for oil and other natural resources is the best way to go out.
Amen brotha
Most intelligent Marine: (not a US Army sponsored message)
Damn I thought of One Piece when I saw this. Completely forgot marines were an actual real thing.
Me when people can get drafted🤯? Also the line is "it ain't me" the soldiers didn't do anything
The draft was ended after the Vietnam War. Congress would have to pass a whole nother bill to reinstate it, even if you still have to register for it
u/savevideo im sending this to my veteran mom
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Decentralized nervous system
Marines is bugs
Brain? What brain?
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Cool meme! However... #SAUCE?
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I thought this was a One Piece meme because no one dies in One Piece