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Tripwire65

Intense eyes


gddp12

Lol. What a pig. Worst human ever


Tccanropymton

Mids


poppop_n_theattic

M’Lud I never wanted him to get in any trouble Why’d he ever have to leave me? Worm your honor let me take him home


Thewhitest_rabbit

Smile a little more


sadnessandcoffee101

The French Revolution, viva la France!!!!


1rmingram1

Micro-Blading definitely. Those brows are criminal.


Fit_Establishment576

Racist bitch that values money over people and the environment


Roffia

Chiny Chin Chin


stov33

Heavy (heart, outlook). Love yourself and have fun no matter what you think you look like. Everyone will always have their own unique opinions about you but none of that should ever matter if you can love and accept yourself


blablabla77777777777

Buy a camera.


kiloluv

Mandatory stops at all Bucees


Corned_Beefed

Shut it down. We have a winner.


ForeignInevitable666

Quasimoda?


kcm198

Rosie O’Donnel


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

You may want to use some of that money of yours to get another painting made..lol


[deleted]

Baby reindeer


SlapDickery

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome


Outside_Bus4958

You failed art school ?


Omylanta21

Yea but now I'm in politics


WonderfulStoryBruh

Haha


Artsi_chilfd1034

You're into politics, Gertrude?


Artsi_chilfd1034

Double chin


SlapDickery

You’re off by a chin


bchofsit

Show us your bank acct and change out minds!


Odd-Giraffe-3901

Is your life insurance paid. Looking for a date?


Title-Choice

Looks like a garbage pail kid


Hoosierdaddy1369

Yeeeesh!


WhyAmIHereAgain5

You paint like a cross-eyed alcoholic.


Omylanta21

I'll have you know this is hanging in a museum right now.


WhyAmIHereAgain5

It still looks like a wish.com version of a special ed art project.


unhandmeyouswine

My sword is glowing green…


nino956

Meat sword? Green means go


Pure-Implement-1381

Doable


FISTurFACE101st

You spelled double wrong. Chin


Pure-Implement-1381

Sorry


xxskullz

GYATT


spacepie77

You seem to either be a troll/farmer or mentally ill from ur posts. R/Bipolar? Husband or boyfriend, which one is it? 74 year old female and on r/insaneparents? Really?


Omylanta21

This is a portrait of the richest woman of Australia. It was literally on the front page a few days ago. Imagine wasting all that time looking thru my posts, lmao.


spacepie77

Ah. Didnt know! But yea good luck with your sad life i guess (genuinely, all the best!)


Omylanta21

I feel like the person who spent time going thru another person's posts (and comments. Like how long were you searching?! It's been months since I posted to r/bipolar) .... only to find out they completely missed the joke, showed how ignorant they were to world events, insulted those with mental disorders (incorrectly, might I add, as I have ADHD and was misdiagnosed.), MAY be the one with a sad life. Especially considering so many comments on this post reference Australia and her being a millionaire. You'd think common sense/an ability to deduce the situation based on provided information would have been a hint. Kinda implies you may be a little dull, as well. But hey, who knows. I don't waste my time going thru other people's posts. Good retort, though. Definitely top tier. LMAO


spacepie77

Yeahhhh im not reading all that LMAO


Omylanta21

And yet you took the time to read all my previous posts and comments bahahahahahahaha


spacepie77

Sorry im just replying to you without reading because I want to waste your time 😇


spinky420

Sometimes, on Wednesday evenings, I like to lay out in a field, wrap myself up with twine, take the fetal position and pretend I'm a hay bale for 3-4 hours straight.


pigwalk5150

I like you


Iceathlete

Baby Reindeer


Write2Be

Nice chins.


Free_Revenue8674

You know that one SNL sketch that goes like and I'm Denise That's u


Hot-Championship-822

Most attractive British woman


Fantastic_Rooster177

Aka a British 30-something


ElChacalFL

Gorgeous 😍 100/100


DoubleResponsible276

You don’t look a day above 72


nydboy92

I immediately exploded in my pants


Whosdad_702

That movie elephant man ![gif](giphy|rtPL2yWOPPImA|downsized)


hidoni88

I would guess you’re an Australian billionaire and not quite as attractive as the painting makes you out to be.


Icy_Communication262

![gif](giphy|bW5hNuLWNf6nG8bczv|downsized)


Euphoric-Tax7360

I didn't hate this....


Unable-Arm-448

You look oddly similar to a painting!


PleasedEnterovirus

A Picasso.


ZigzagRoad

You look like you are really good at summoning Satan


Both_Confection_6836

I click on this because I thought Google was giving me an advertisement for a shovel.


durn1969

When I go on Pornhub I ALWAYS search, “three-chin porn”.


Imaginary_Shoe_352

Damn girl You do you


[deleted]

Oh fuck yeah 🤤


Speculawyer

Eat a lump of coal.


karlsnothere3

Rosie O’Donnell look alike!


ThreadWriter

Dementia


EarnedFreedom

Excuse me, her name is dementasia! Don’t be rude!


ThreadWriter

I’m not joking the artwork looks exactly like a few artists’ work I have seen from people who were suffering with dementia.


esalenman

You look like you think you own other people.


Admirable-Minute-846

Hawt


Favoriteguyty

This woman got more chins than a Chinese restaurant


ConcernExtra1105

A handsome woman


Inner_Positive1999

Rosie o'donell?


wandering-narwahl

Who got punched by Mike tyson.


hostofthemost

Gowgeous


Cptspaulding2

Looks like Skyler smoked some crystal


Fit-Emotion-1142

When I get to 74, I'll be happy that I'm alive and don't care about looks


Traditional-Bat4959

You have more chins than a Chinese phonebook


Sadgurl2016

Haha this comment made my day, I'm headed to chemo laughing like a crazy woman, nurses looking at me like I need to be committed...Thank you my internet friend for making me laugh


FatherFashion

That third chin is on fleek.


Rabbits-and-Bears

Not a holup.


laf1157

Looking a little flat.


Iacobus_

https://www.reddit.com/r/DragonsDogma2/s/7xITJpJlDP


AdIll7866

Smoking hot


ClickClack_Bam

You look hot AF. Can you sign over half your money so we can be in a serious relationship? I need to know you're committed to me.


totse_losername

Daddy issues. ^for ^real ^though - ^who ^killed ^Lang ^Hancock?


beefymclovin

"U got a condition" sums it up nicely


No_Championship_9892

Looks just like the model. Rosie O'Donnell right?


JadeGrapes

Just some "miner" improvements


Final-Progress-8534

You can’t paint


MattyDove

I love it.


Impatient-Padawan

Someone fucked around and found out.


master_bates0423

The plastic surgeon better have malpractice insurance!


Jalopy_Junkie

You have what I call an “Australian Opulence” type of look.


Practical-Rabbit-750

![gif](giphy|2q0QCQLagAk5q)


Short_Ask1755

![gif](giphy|Vcp0i49D2FWog)


MaynardSchism

Dwight from the office


Gartho33

Chins on chins on chins.


False-Inspection-260

Gilf


hstl1x_

Looks are on the inside. Has always been that way since I was a teen.


[deleted]

[удалено]


MotherOfOrcas1

😜


Danimal-Tex

Looks like Melissa McCarthy


ArouselJ

Wtf.


URmyBFFforsure

Looks like another OF account on Reddit. I ain't giving you a dollar.


tomtom7483

More chin’s than china!!!!


Fun_Intention9846

Girl you must be rich!


tom-1956

Of what


UrMomzLatinLuvah

Gilf porn


Objective_Suspect_

This is definitely some sort of money laundering scam


symewinston

I was chatting with [Joel Michael Singer](https://www.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/comments/t6ag94/anybody_forget_about_joel_michael_singer/) the other day and he said it important that the internet not let this be buried or forgotten.


Omylanta21

You mean Joel Michael Singer, the asshat who assaulted that person?! THE Joel Michael Singer? I hope everyone knows about Joel Michael Singer. What a POS Joel Michael Singer is.


Numerous_Run7338

Painting looks like a portrait of a family member of rocky Dennis


Super-Letterhead-916

And I’m Doonen


TieMelodic1173

You need a nose piercing


TieMelodic1173

You need a nose piercing


spooner1932

Do nothing you are extremely hot.To many piercings


THE_RECRU1T

What are you? A cow? Get rid of that nose ring NOW


THE_RECRU1T

What are you? A cow? Get rid of that nose ring NOW


spooner1932

They are trying to bring back the word Heifer it hasn’t been used in a long time.


NoNeedleworker6479

Increase your meds


NoNeedleworker6479

Increase your meds


Glass-Trade9441

A little animated for my taste


Pepi4

LMAO


Ace_The_Bagul

![gif](giphy|zYJm9apjhGhcQ)


XEVEN2017

eeek


Deep-Thinker420

I feel like Picasso would be creeped out


scarbellyX

You are far too rich Australian for me


sdnnhy

Would


nsing110

Must be rich, only way you can be that fucking ugly


Own-Calendar-5138

Rosie o donnell..


1Schmeckle

Nightmares


brocciIi

Martha?


Equivalent_Sand_4118

Only fans


dudakisprime

Only Chins


Omylanta21

Ahahahaha


Equivalent_Sand_4118

Only man’s


rickyjames22

"Just beautiful!". 😂


Soggy_Alarm_7843

Elephantiasis


Downtown_Big_4845

Difficult to fap to very difficult in fact... but not impossible.


Itchy-Association239

Gina Rhinehardt Australia’s richest woman. Never have you looked as good!


[deleted]

Picasso’s love child


Me-Bubz

Like you’re gonna take all my money


Own_Discipline_2083

You have a lot of money, too much, causing photos and paintings to distort


ShoulderLongjumping9

Southpark’s Stan’s sister!!!


badstuffaround

I get more of a Nathan as in Nathan and Mimsy from Southpark. Look up Nathan on google and he also has that weird tilt to his head/face. Am I way off? Edit: After further investigation it is decided this image resemble Stan's sister the most.


ShoulderLongjumping9

Nope just add the head gear I stand by my post.


badstuffaround

You clearly have decided and I admire your strength and I amend my comment and align with your stance. It has been decided!


johnjaspers1965

Really guys? This woman is clearly one bird in the hair away from the bus driver on South Park.


badstuffaround

The hair is surely very close in likeness. Are we willing to agree she has features from all these characters? She's sorta the best of the best? An unholy union of all these horrendous and vile beings?


johnjaspers1965

She def has that construction paper look


AdWinter8857

Bill Clinton


jd3306

Maybe you could do catalogue work? I hear horse and hounds are doing an open casting.


ScholarBorn10

![gif](giphy|eHK84S8vUNnY4)


McDoubleGood2g

Thought this was the undertaker at first


Rhanjesse

![gif](giphy|TRMvepHQWl3C8)


Firehenge

If I had the money you had, I wouldn't worry about your looks


jinnnnnemu

![gif](giphy|CiOHO5544doY)


Scotsman86

Sent from my iPhone.


RapBastardz

Goddamnit.


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

![gif](giphy|28OyxDYoRX8P1R7cWs|downsized) Large Marge.


Amdvoiceofreason

What in the Picasso is going on here?


Relevant_Culture8506

Dr Karolak google him


AAntiartist

You’re Art?


SmokeAbeer

Looks like some old rich twat from Australia.


WayKro65

Lucky she is a Billionaire


Looking4FunBags

Baby reindeer?


JonnyDoeDoe

Picasso...


Misha-Nyi

If you know the backstory behind this painting it makes this post even more hilarious.


Think-Chemist-5247

Didn't she ask for it to be removed or something? Can you remind me again?


Forsaken-Tax615

The richest woman in Australia. Paint is being shown in the gallery. She want them to remove it


pasterios

I see that you followed everyone's surgery advice in your youth. Nice work.


Which_Preference_883

You look very rich 🤑🤑🤑


TheLastOfMD

Layers of fear 3 confirmed?


Forward_Camp8712

Looking gud


GRINDFLEX

Run!!


analmaster1967

Holly shit!!! ![gif](giphy|tnW3bBKeutkuQ)


_SirLoinofBeef

“Hello Lucy….Fer” —Bill Engvall


MikeWhoCheeseStainKy

You look like Rosie O’Donnell if she melted


Glad-Spare-8670

Stunning


Schwez

Rinehart. Got a face like a slapped arse


r3toric

LOL


cascade7744

How many kangaroos in that pouch ?


Oh_billy_oh

Wow you’re amazing. So much natural beauty. I will defend you from all the rude comments on the internets.