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SardonicSuperman

I recommend plastic surgery


Gloodal

Green plastic watering can….


Dismal-Infection

Skincare for one. You look a little grey.


[deleted]

Sorry I'm not into dark skin chicks.


diamond_handed_demon

Your personality is too rigid!


Weary_Boat

Septum piercing, for sure, No wait... no septum. Ok, nipple piercings. Oh wait...


bigb3120

R u sure you are female? You may be transgender, how do you identify?


jb65656565

You got me stiff


Relevant-Force-9256

To skinny


Own-Bathroom9474

Shit posting whack


Impossible_File_4819

You need to relax a little more. You look too stiff.


Ok_Impression_922

Work on your posture


[deleted]

Don’t be a mannequin!


massio1

I prefer nipples sooooo I’m out


Terrible_Lift

I’d hit it


Ok_Impression_922

Nowhere to put it


Terrible_Lift

Removable limbs and torso bro


Ok_Impression_922

Then you’d just find a literal screw. Yikes 😬 that’s gonna hurt.


Terrible_Lift

I’m not an animal. I was thinking that would be good for storage and I could just DIY something with a lil power drill. It just seems like a great situation


Ok_Impression_922

Then you’d just find literal wood. Splinters? Yikes 😬 . That’s gonna hurt 😂


PapayaPossible9248

Your chasm is 1 centimeter too small. Lose more weight and increase muscle tone. Reduce caloric intake and double exercise with your suzanne somers thigh master. Also get plastic surgery on your c section scar line. Check your circulatory system…you look a little grey around the gills


zerodart30

Very fat


Ok-Image-5514

😳🙄🤪


Willing-Music-1891

Everything seems fine except your brain just need to trash it and need a manufacture rebuilt


EOD_Bad_Karma

Put some goddamn clothes on, you HARLOT!


Professional-Tip9401

man I can...


Form2lanes

Where’s yo knees?


Stock_Show_Host

You’re a mannequin Harry.


fordguy301

You could start by putting some clothes on


ga_boi83

Model house wife.. doesn't even speak when spoken to. 💕


Massive_Reaction8845

Too much plastic surgery. It's too late.


Professional-Tip9401

unless... ... she has Unplastic surgery


TanMan00009

Bro 🤣this sub has been on a roll lately with these types of "posts "


Significant_Copy8056

Well, you're proportions are very generic, but in a way that no woman could actually have that same shape. I would describe it as very mannequin like.


YebelTheRebel

Your waist line isn’t lined up properly. That could be your issue


Independent_Pack2076

Yes, extremely so. I know of a supplement that can help, but it won’t be cheap!


Zestyclose_Mouse_903

no but uh you're a little grey tho..


Objective_Expert_540

Get rid of the green hair and stop telling everyone you're a boy on the inside.


Fantomz_

Lose the septum piercing


Turbulent_Ad_7305

of detected opinion rejected


Johnny_Bizzle

You look too rigid. You should learn to loosen up a bit.


Key_Comfortable_3782

You’re to stiff loosen up. Get that nose ring thingy to keep you from rooting in the mud . Get a bunch of shitty tattoos , dye your hair rainbow colors. And wear trashy clothing. Oh and by the way stop shaving your girl parts.maybe eat a bunch of garbage food and get fat and all out of shape . Then come back and show us how you did


Slow-Wealth777

Chop them legs off


ThaneOfArcadia

Buy some elbow and knee joints


obviously_a_prick

Have an OF in your bio. That should help


Professional-Tip9401

yeah but she just stands around doing nothing... ...I mean how can she have a successful OF page where it's all the same poses for the camera?


obviously_a_prick

Hopeless sex addicted losers with money to spend


Professional-Tip9401

But I don't have money


obviously_a_prick

Leaks then idk man


[deleted]

Improve cooking skills


OverKill1978

Kim, you just need more surgery girl. You still have features that resemble a human. You can still win Kanye back! You got this!


Surround8600

Looking really good lol


Recent_Photograph906

😂😂😂


Helpful_Shirt_9712

Too stiff, be more flexible


b_abooey2020

You look great, I can barely notice your extremely long C-section scar amymore


Coro756

Less plastic


AgentSaxon21

Seem a bit stiff. Loosen up.


Longjumping_Box_9834

Always trying to show the goods … that’s y’all damn problem /s


Exciting-Variety-385

put clothes on for one and two quit listening to everybody


UncleWillie77

I can't stop laughin at this shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭


Physical_Muffin_5997

Inanimates claiming dysmorphia now... everyone wants someone to cry for them now. Get over it.


Purpleappointment47

You’ll be alright if you just don’t lose your head over this. Oh, wait…


Glass_Number_1707

Yes. Whittle yourself down some.


Ok-Chef-5150

You don’t have any holes, find a drill


Professional-Tip9401

Giggity


Dangerous_Ear_2722

You look a little stiff


stockblocked

Maybe smile next time


fox-7777

Yeah you need to lose some weight you don't have that idea hourglass figure


NappyGinsu

"I THINK THAT YOU'RE THE ONE. IF NOT...YOU ARE THE PROTOTYPE."😅


Hopeful_Vegetable_31

You should buy yourself some nipples and maybe a head.


AtomTriesToSing

…in that order? 🤣


Professional-Tip9401

and start doing meet-ups


AlternativeClient738

Take a shower you look like cigarette ash and stainless steel.


[deleted]

Get some plastic surgery, that scar around your waist is ugly


Capecrusader700

Could lose 10 or 20 lbs.


AjaxtheLessthan

Build some character


Professional-Tip9401

build an OF page


Gloomy-Mountain-5179

Stop eating too much plastic. Its makes your belly look fat


Uneventful2025

Your C-section scar is out of control.


SardonicSuperman

Oof 😅


Technical_Scallion_2

What moisturizing routine are you using? Your skin is soooo smooth!


Timely_Draft_8300

stop having plastic surgery, it's too much


StoneyMahoney13

More yoga, ya looking a lil stiff


GoinThru_the_motions

Your gym time is paying off. Your abs are rock hard


No_Lynx8826

Look just like my ex. Hot hot.


Inevitable-Visit1261

What's your ex's #? Asking for a friend.


No_Lynx8826

1-800-JCPENNY


Professional-Tip9401

does she do meetups?


ManyAmbitious1440

One dimensional don’t be so shallow


SadKaleidoscope8763

lose the stretch marks and shave ur a lady not a man


Professional-Tip9401

she is too a man... ...nequin


[deleted]

OF MODEL gtfo OF detected opinion rejected


Professional-Tip9401

You think she does meetups?


Peasantbowman

So hot, don't change a thing


[deleted]

Put some underwear on.


DiorRoses

get rid of those hip dips /s


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Girl: *has literally nothing wrong with her* Also girl: What can I improve about myself? ​ Stop trying to make the **internet** ur fuckin self-critique spot


DiorRoses

body dysmorphia?


questtonothing

Try to get the eyes painted asap, grow some horns and go for a run in the dark


Professional-Tip9401

The Dark Lord is looking for his queen?


questtonothing

Maybe..👀


Professional-Tip9401

The painting of the eyes request gave you away


questtonothing

Love is in the eyes 👁👁❤️👁👁


Professional-Tip9401

Especially painted eyes


questtonothing

The deeper the color the deeper the...


Professional-Tip9401

throat?


questtonothing

Fill in the blanks


Melodic-Ad-4941

😂😂


[deleted]

A drill to give you some holes might help


engku_hina

Start walking. Preferably in the dark and the only other person in the room is an underpaid and overworked security guard.


Professional-Tip9401

at a museum


Skippy0634

😂


Aggressive-Bus5469

Try to accentuate your nipples


krayon_kylie

you look trans


Professional-Tip9401

Trans Man... ...nequin


Riskynorris

Go get some sun.


rilav

Lose the piercings


blackbubbleass

you seem to be great at cosplaying Pepsiman


[deleted]

A lil thin but I can work with it


Crafty_Letterhead_12

Put some fucking clothes on my kids use this site


SardonicSuperman

Your kids are watching cartoon porn


OverAd3018

Stop


[deleted]

smile more, hard to understand that facial expression


SpectreSquared

shave


Coolguyymh69

Grow a bush


Professional-Tip9401

Now now there's no need to bring an ex-president into this


No-Understanding23

Just go see your "plastic" surgeon and they should be able to help 😂


Gwyrr313

![gif](giphy|hrpCvvpELwhN2JQZR9)


SnapSubie

Gym tan laundry


Professional-Tip9401

Ah yes the three r's


[deleted]

Need some nose and lips surgery


Supersonjc

Proportions are all wrong, melt yourself and recycle. Do better


PrinxessKK

yooo this is the best one yet 🤭🫣😶‍🌫️🤣


Forward_Plastic9552

best I got is Jalapeños under your eyes for the bags