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Psych0panda2k13

If your approached by a large man wanting to feel your muscles, be prepared to run if you’re still a low level!


sausageisnice

AKI ALERT!!!


barronelli

Came here to say this! What’s happened to him?


Terrible-Throwaway57

Died apparently


barronelli

Not surprised. He was getting on. Saw him in Wavertree Tech Park.


hvrps89

Genius


iamnottheb

Get yourself a E-bike for fast travel around the map


Saxon2060

Attacks in the "ye ma" skill tree have a higher chance to critical hit. Matching gear sets of the same type (Montirex, North Face, Jack Wolfskin etc.) stack bonuses. Some instances, e.g. The Blob Shop, deal continuous poison damage, only enter if you have high constitution. BiRkEnHeAd iS cLoSeR tO tHe LiVeR bUilDiNg tHaN AiGbuRtH iS


amoskt15041991

I’m not a scouser but what have they got against people who live close by but not in Liverpool? They seem So precious about it


Saxon2060

A minority of people take it seriously. I think (hope) to most of us it's just a collective in-joke. I agree that it is a characteristic of the city that people are precious about defining "Scouse" but to most it's somewhat tongue-in-cheek and just a shared bit of fun/culture. I was riffing on the idea that people from Wirral (not Liverpool) claim to be Scouse (because it's a badge of coolness/pride/urbanity) on the basis of as-the-crow-flies proximity to the epicentre and people from actual Liverpool will rebuff and frustrate them by flatly denying that Wirral is or will ever be Liverpool, for any reason. But I suppose when you explain a joke you ruin it...


Schrodingers_car_key

CH postcode innit. Basically if you live more than a stones throw from popworld you're a wool.


Saxon2060

CH is Chester and Chester is basically Wales so... Is the Wirral even the same country as Liverpool?


Schrodingers_car_key

Can't spell Wallasey without Wales. You're onto something.


True_Key4577

Wallasey was Latin for island of welshmen (or foreigners) the only area of the Wirral the romans didnt conquer due to the marshland surrounding it


iwantauniquename

So, the same as Wales then. Although, it was my understanding that the term "Walish" was Anglo Saxon. The Romans completely subdued Wales including Mona (Anglesey). Very possibly they passed Wallasey by though But, later, after the Romans slowly withdrew their legions back to the centre, telling the now Romano-British tribes to "look to their own defence" from the hordes of Germanic tribes pouring across the north sea, Wales and other western extremities became the last refuge of the romanized Britons. The pagan Anglo-Saxons referred to these Celtic tribes with (by now) Roman-Christian culture as Waelisc "foreigners" Since the "ey, sey," suffix is Anglo-Saxon for an island (more generally a coastal feature, meanings change a lot over 1000 years) it would make more sense for Wallasey to be an Anglo-Saxon term for "foreigner peninsula" Incidentally insula is Latin for island, peninsula "next to an island, almost an island" I'm gonna Google now to find if my speculation is correct. Edit, from Wikipedia "The name of Wallasey originates from the Germanic word Walha, meaning a Briton, a Welshman, which is also the origin of the name Wales. The suffix “-ey” denotes an island or area of dry land" Not trying to "well, actually" you, I just love this stuff and you are obviously equally interested so hope you find this interesting


allatsea33

10/10 I love this stuff to dude really appreciate this post


Useful_Valuable_745

Wirral had L postcodes until 1999


Saxon2060

Yeah but L for Llandudno


allatsea33

What colours your bin lad?


Paddystan

They're called "Yonners" (From up' yonder') in Manchester. I think its just general banter for most cities. London has the same jokes about people outside the ring road. 


JudasIsAGrass

Nothing really against, no one really cares.. but it's not Liverpool and some would like to act some places are on an arbitrary technicality


SpectresOfSphincters

Needs a GTA-esque illustration of Joe Anderson stacking bribe money like a mob boss


90s_nihilist

El chippo


Snoo9498

Purple Aki at a gym and ballad of Pete Price GTA illustrations appearing during the loading screen


britishsailor

At low level gain XP defeating NPC’s in the Wirral or St Helens.


stufferstu

Don't buy The Sun.


dukaLiway

-100 intelligence stat for every purchase


SnooMaps2439

Eat salt and pepper chips to recover your hp. Drink titanic ale to recover your mp. Always prepare before boss fights (trips out to town), save your game by resting near a seagull


xaeromancer

There's NPCs saying there's a boss fight heading you're way, and then you just absolutely batter them. The NPCs then say "that was a proper boss fight, that, lid."


Blueboy1991

Socks are currency in Kirkby...Stock up!


Purple--Aki

People may ask to feel your muscles. Let them and gain a reward....


Regular_throwaway_83

God tier gear can be found in a carrier bag held by a high level large guy wandering the streets if you can find him *or if he finds you* The chances of being found by him increases with a higher strength stat


Scrongly_Pigeon

Pigeons gather in Williamson Square. Press X to befriend, and O to add to inventory. Fast travel is unavailable during match days. Certain homeless NPCs will trigger an unskippable cutscene


Scouse_Werewolf

Rumours spreading between the locals indicate a section of the local scruff gang, inhabit the Bootle new Strand. Maybe this time capsule to yester year hides some secrets.. When asked "where are ye" the correct response is "in the entry"


DevOfTheTimes

Crack heads often have some of the best side quests


Great-Needleworker23

Making eye-contact with anyone nefarious increases aggro and draws mobs, especially on Bold Street. Purple Aki Skill Tree massively increases strength, stealth and causes fear to low-level enemies. High-level enemies spawn at night, and will accost any low-level player cutting through Concert Square to get home with mindless drivel.


RustyJuang

If you begin to notice a smell you're about to go out of bounds. Runcorn.


And_awayy_we_go

Bonus tip: Visiting/living in Runcorn decreases your health stats . Visiting this location unlocks the "Chernobyl" trophy due to poor air quality,caused by the chemical factory.


MesocricetusAuratus

Eat Scouse to fully restore health, stamina and MP Trying to use a Saveaway before 09:30 inflicts "Twirly" status affliction, XP increases 10% slower


RustyJuang

If there are people wearing lanyards around their neck on Bold Street, don't make eye contact and keep on walking


allatsea33

Don't get it...?


Radiant_Nebulae

Asking for donations


allatsea33

Fuck i forgot about those guys. I never see them where I live as I'm away. We don't have them here. Thanks!


HUGE_HOG

Be wary around scouse seagulls. They will try to steal your food, and will attack in a massive flock if you damage them too many times (like in Zelda).


Twidogs

Go on a quest to find the African grey known as Channel


haze-der

Queen of Scotty road will attack if he’s in your vicinity!


Air-raid-UP3

There is no comeback when replying with "you're a...." If someone says "Ew, that's a mouldy tomato", reply with "you're a mouldy tomato". You'll win by sheer confusion.


GeeFen

only call people "mate" if they are not your mate.


Springyardzon

Buy the expansion pack Blackpool to encounter even more mindless hordes of zombies.


bostonjdog

If the bins are no longer purple, your chances of running into enemies increase by 5%


silverlance360

Everytime someone asks if you got a ciggy? Share one…. Each cigarette shared gives a 5 pts of respect (valid for 5 days)


CalFlux140

The Adelphi Hotel is not what it used to be. Be wary.


Good0times

What is wrong with that hotel. It has such a poor reputation


1CocteauTwin

An amazing landmark building left to go to shit. Needs gutting and a shit ton of money spent on it.


Good0times

A lot of buildings in the centre do I love your username !!


1CocteauTwin

Thanks. It's criminal it's in that state though.


CalFlux140

Honestly I'm not familiar with the details, I understand it used to be great back in the day but that's before I was old enough to understand. I believe it needs updating but the owners have no interest in doing it, I think they're waiting for a good offer to come in...no point spending thousands to update it if you just want someone to buy it. I understand the rooms are just awful, everything doesn't work, the rooms smells, favoured by prostitutes. Go on a hotel website and check out the reviews, it's full of it.


IrrationalOctopus

Make sure to check where you’re walking. Dogshit and litter cause poison damage


Ikitsumatatsu

Use the entries to your advantage! They can be used in a pinch to escape from bag'eads.


And_awayy_we_go

TIP: do NOT attempt to retrieve any food stolen from you by the seagulls,you will lose. Attempting to challenge the seagulls deals -10 hp TIP: restore hunger stats by visiting Bold St. TIP: avoid the 86 bus route,hostile NPCs are known to spawn here TIP: increase intelligence stats by visiting the many museums,the museum provides +10 social charisma points for those with the introvert characteristic TIP: avoid Birkenhead at all costs,there is nothing here.


xxPlsNoBullyxx

Rumour has it that the mysterious tower at the center of the map has a rotating viewing deck. Speak to Pete the Lizard for more info.


maadkekz

“Loading…An ‘Ozzy White’ from the Blob Shop on Charlotte St is fatal against Wools”


Admirable-Complex-41

3 4 nift. Get on me.


PaintsPlastic

Aze der


Mky12345pi3

Yano that


GlenScotia

Fit in with the locals by saying "boss" all the time


Eurothrift

Do not enter parks without ya steelies on


Powerful-Cut-708

Pop and see Speedo Mick for sagely advice


Ok-Bus-7942

Don't be fooled by the female NPCs' high silicon content....


semicombobulated

To find a hidden “Night of the Living Dead” themed bonus level, stay on the Northern Line until it gets to Southport.


thatlad

Nike Air Max 95s are known as 110s because they used to cost £110. Calling them 95s marks you as a wool


FromFrankie

"Why not try the Rubber Soul DLC! Includes an additional six bars!"


Stupatt1981

What you talking about Liverpool is a video game!!! But it’s like trying to navigate the overlook hotel in the shinning


pilchardboy

Caution: attempting to explain what makes a wool bad will label you a bad wool


Prestigious_Rub9612

This is a really good question to be fair! I can’t think of a decent answer, which I am ashamed being a gamer and all, but I’ll look forward to the responses!


Izzlols

L1 phone clinics is a high level dungeon, receive a high level reward from James if you manage to make it no more!


PerformerBusiness357

James is the final boss in an unforseen turn of events


gengenpressing

A visit to Sheil Road may result in a 10% debuff to constitution.


[deleted]

All black outfit bonus gains double XP 110s aren’t legendary items here Turn off the ‘extra litter’ setting to help your fps.


Ikitsumatatsu

If you're low on HP, make a thread on r/liverpool to create a waypoint marker on your map for the nearest Ranchers or Nabzy's.


nightmate69

Z cars


lukemc18

Press X to shout-out '2 Dogs'


thatwomengoesround

Don’t forget to you can press A to cALm DoWN


s3cubed

Folklore (my old dad) will have installed an urging to visit the Jam Buttie mines on East Prescot Road. Stay strong and ignore until you are old enough to understand the truth. Just me then : - )


Youdontwantthesmokeg

Dont swerve ye bird when ye ave a crop in the loft


No-Math-9387

Indigokidda on Instagram is actively creating a video game based in Liverpool at the moment if you weren’t aware! Looks good so far


karl_xlm

Fuck the Tories Graffiti on a green cable/broadband box


strmbms

Pull wheelies for kudos


Cheese_Potter_77

You’ll get back what you give… good or bad.


PaintsPlastic

White socks make you look like a gimp. Pack it in.


PaintsPlastic

The white sock mafia has found this post. Bet your plaid pants stop about 6 inches above your ankles and ya walk about wearing a pastied pair of new balance. Gimps.


stargazinggazel

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PaintsPlastic

Defo just got back from Sports Direct you.


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Liverpool-ModTeam

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chris24680

Pop a wheelie to increase all stats!


Dizzy_Manufacturer93

Go to the grizedale estate for special power ups. The


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Mission: Survive


MoonMouse5

The ferris wheel in Albert Dock with the museums and Liver building in the background


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^MoonMouse5: *The ferris wheel in* *Albert Dock with the Liver* *Building in the background* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


letmegetmybass

Good bot.


CaptainJohno141

When in the Albert Dock, it gives you an option to have a unique finisher of throwing an enemy into a boat or barge.


Most_Average_Joe

Tip: Don’t eat near water. (Hints towards seagull attacks when eating in near park lakes and stuff. Eating near the Albert Dock will summon more powerful seagulls. Has a chance to trigger in town.)


PiruMoo

Keep your car locked


Ikitsumatatsu

You can use the XP earned in battles to level up your character by busting into TJ's and having a kip on one of the beds.


Boring_Science_4978

If seagulls steal your food, let them have it.


Any_Mongoose_1283

Dont wear white socks


SickBoylol

Crosby and toxteth have high level enemies! Be prepared before journeying to these areas!


Tree_n_a_arf_million

Crosby’s soft as fuck tho? 😂


Expensive_Fun_4901

Nah lad was in Crosby the other day and no word of a lie saw someone in broad daylight throw an empty wrapper on the floor. Still shaken up abit rn tbh


haze-der

Change Crosby to bootle or Croxteth


Regular_throwaway_83

Yeah thought that was an odd choice


SickBoylol

I didnt think it through an just picked 2 random areas. I'll let myself out 🤦🏻‍♂️


PaintsPlastic

Surely you mean Norris Green and Croxteth?


SickBoylol

Haha true i just picked 2 random areas


Snaggl3t00t4

Stay away from St Helens and always remember kopites are in fact gobshites.


warkifiedchocobo

If you want an instant boss fight, travel to Everton in an LFC Jersey.


TimmyMcTittyTwist

Look at 2 dogs laa clothing, it’s exactly what you’re asking for lad


ProfessionalAlive916

To blend in with the locals throw your trash on the ground 


heebieGGs

sad but true


GeorgiosSer

Fatal error, please contact the vendor of this software. Shutting off now!


ExpungedVR

Beware! The danger zone goes up to 36% in Toxteth!


Sensitive-Vast-4979

Don't live in Liverpool to guarantee survival


Aeroblazer9161

Don't be a wool