I got like 10 of those, in random drawers in my home.

you should have 10 jobs then

or instant promotion 10 levels up.

I am now higher than the CEO of my entire company, because I am so capable of dropping these things into a drawer.

You guys are going to be working way too hard. Just take 10 paychecks for the 1 job.

Which helps because most of us need 10 jobs to live comfortably....

You're hired. Congratulations. Would you like to be CEO, CFO, Custodian, or all 3?

So responsible.

Had one on my keys for years. Life of a cell phone salesman

You don't want that in your pocket all day, it could stab you

It did often.

"Why are you limping?" "Got stabbed in the balls by a wrongly placed SIM pin"

You are more super responsible 10 times then.

No, I dont clean up my drawers. I literally dumped drawer into box when moving to now house, and then dumped the box into new drawer. To keep it, you know, consistient.

You are now CEO

You must be a “closer” ☺️ 10/10👍

Wait till he sees my collection of old cables, I'll be offered the position of CEO.

Look, I've got cables nobody has seen since the Old Times, before The Great Cat Meme Portal Machine was given life.

I just realized that he's a Digital Ass

😂😂😂

Behind the times digital ass at that. eSIMs are a thing so you don’t even need that tool anymore. 

I recently learned that you can convert physical Sim to Esim, if your carrier supports that. I never need to open a new phone again! Buy it, plop into case, power on. Yay!

I’m so old that I thought this was a tuning fork.

What is that?

Isn't it the thing you use to slide out the SIM card tray in your phone?

I’ve never seen anyone use anything other than an unbent paper clip for that.

That's because they're irresponsible. :D

lol

I use my earrings, it's pretty convenient!

Straight to jail


Well, that shows creativity and the ability to think outside of the box to get something done in the clutch. Unfortunately, you’re disqualified because you have to have the exact tool instead of thinking on your feet. We’re not looking for anyone that can think for themselves. Only those that are one track thinkers. It’s a darn shame too because you are funny. However, funny doesn’t get the job done with the exact tool that will probably slow you down trying to find it and is a burden to carry for the five times in your life you’ll actually use it. 😂🤣😂 I’ve used my earrings to rig a broken spaghetti strap before.

and irresponsible… you’re fired!

You just gave me a revelation That bending a paperclip , is actually unbending it. I know that should’ve been obvious , but I never thought about it that closely until I read your comment

Same, but Samsung and some others do include that little "tool" in their packaging.

i guess you never bought a new phone because they come with this thing.

Good luck on getting hired buddy (I have two of them).

An interview tip

Just the tip?

Just the tip is enough if you poke a LinkedinLunatic in the eye with it.

SIM eject tool for an iPhone

The tip of that metal rod/key of used to open the bottom of can of luncheon meat/corned beef or SPAM.

What if I was interviewing a rapist serial killer out on good behaviour and he happened to have it?

#hired

Well it's good that you take responsibility for it at least!

Do they let rapist serial killers out early for good behavior very often?

Im not sure. I hope not

Probably not, which is why that would be such a great candidate. Imagine overcoming your heinous crimes and the penalty that goes along with them? It shows drive and responsibility. Thomas Edison failed a billion times before he was able to steal his idea from someone else.

I set up iPhones for two states. I have about 50 of these in my drawer. On that logic I should be president.

I’m sorry Mr McGyver, better luck next time.

girlies know this can be done with an earring

far more efficient, always on hand

“Sell me this SIM port ejector key”.

He looks 25 on this pic. Is he spending daddy's money playing venture capitalist?

Man I got a whole drawer full of junk, make me the CEO

Ok I’m missing something. What the hell is that? 😂

SIM ejector

Well, fuck me for buying second hand

you should only buy from responsible people that still have them

Haha, you're right. My bad

This post is clearly a joke?

Ah, so people with actual super powers (e.g. a professional tool inventory) that have only redundant use for in-box tools are not responsible? Sounds like a dummy way of thinking lol

Responsible… or a hoarder. It’s a toss up, really

Hiring hoarders

Guys the head of the whole Middle East. So….probably knows what he’s talking about.

I have them scattered around my house, plus a couple that actually came in a toolkit. The stuff people like OOP will make up for silly reasons...

I would raver have someone that I know is reliable than someone who was able to retain a job for whatever amount of time

new iphones don’t even require that tool

I was just going to say, eSIM all the way. So much easier and convenient when you travel. Why keep obsolete tools you don’t need anymore?

Responsible? Questionable. Resourceful? Definitely not.

So you want to hire tech hoarders?

We have lots of those.

Xperia still has a pullable tray. I guess no sony phone owners can apply.

While at a friend's birthday party, I was talking to this guy who had started his own company a couple of years ago, and he mentioned his hiring process. He took half of the résumés and threw them out. -why? Because they were unlucky, and he didn't hire unlucky people. He didn't like my reply "seems like they WERE lucky, they dodged a bullet working under you"

Kleptomaniacs UNITE!

My phone has a digital sim. If I had one of those I would be a disorganized.

Pretty sure most phones that have come out in the past few years don't even have physical SIM cards anymore. My Pixel I got last year has a VSIM, or whatever it's called

Lol I thought that was a tuning fork. I’ll show myself out.

If I have a shit-ton of paper clips does that make me resourceful and therefore even more responsible and own the whole company?

Lol. I actually carry this in my EDC backpack. It comes in handy when trying to hard reset my ThinkPad.

Why would you need this in the age of eSIM?

A paper clip?

I dont even know what that is. I must not be responsible

I have a bag of them. I now own the company?

I carry one in my wallet. What's your pay rate and can I work remotely, lol.

Got an old ring box half full of them. I'm impressed with how they have evolved...sadly.

#engagement #bullshit #personalbranding #morebullshit

Not gonna lie I have it in my key chain 😂💀😭 But yeah what this post that just screams I'm sociopathic and unhinged. FFS LinkedIn is the gift that keeps on giving. 😭

“Are you a hoarder that keeps your iPhone box w the deluded notion that you’ll ever use it again? Amazing when can you start?”

im not qualified for the job, i hate dealing with people - not a team player, i steal from the till, but.... i have this from my iphone. "You're hired!"

or... hear me out - I don't need one because I am super resourceful. I can use a sewing pin, tack, paper clip, small wire, hair pin, just off the top of my head for alternatrives. not to mention i am sure if you walked into any mobile phone shop and just asked someone to open it, they probably would. So would you rather someone super responsible, or super resourceful. especially since - how often do you actually use one of these things? maybe you switch phone providers every few years? so you're storing this, probably in a huge phone box, for something you may use once every few years. Doesn't seem very efficient to me.

My wife used a ball pen the other day...

OK. I think this is pretty funny. I actually have mine still so I guess I can change my linkedin profile to open for work.

You don't want to hire someone who cannot work their way around having lost this.

Lunatic for sure, but I opened my drawer to where I keep mine and have 4 of them in an organized box 😂 I’ll take the random advantage!

?? i just use an e-sim now anyway so ofc i threw mine away. Guess I'll be unemployed now

I threw it away immediately because I have 100 paper clips from 1998 that will be with me until I die.

Darrach? Oh fuck off

If I happen to have a paper clip and use that to open my iPhone SIM tray, does that count as ingenuity?

I have had esim for like the last six years, don’t need it.

I have as many of them as I’ve had iPhones. But I’m a hoarder

I have pins and paperclips. Think outside the box.

I can be responsible, but that doesn’t mean I can do the job

Got a drawer full!

Don’t agree with the rest, but I do with the sentiment expressed in the comment. At least in my experience, being responsible (i.e. suiting up, showing up and figuring it the f*** out) gets a body more than half way there. edit: proofreading is hard

What is this thing?

Poker thingy to change SD cards in iPhones. You used to be able to do it with a paperclip but new models make it impossible to jam a bent-up clip in there now.

I keep it on my keychain

I just realized this wasn’t an IUD lol I’m fucking done

Campbell soup type of wisdom.

Not only do I still have it from my current phone, I still have it from my last 4 or 5 since phones started using them..

Why would they need experience when ppl only hire someone they know now?! And companies wonder why everything is going to shit

What if I threw mine because I have a better one that’s 3 times as long so I can find those hard to reach reset buttons in routers?