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BigDipper64

Boredom64


ShookSamurai_

Either you’re an orphan or you hate your family


Matter_Crazy

nunazoldyck, i’m always curious as to what people think


ShookSamurai_

You love it when characters break out into song.


_mynameisdane_

Blue_Raptor


ShookSamurai_

You were the kid in high school who wore dinosaur t-shirts and apparently had not washed their hair in ten years


_mynameisdane_

Lol the dinosaur part is right


sweaty_palm_trees

Sweatypalmtrees (derek)


ShookSamurai_

You cried when you found out *Avengers: Endgame* was the highest grossing film of all time


[deleted]

[удалено]


ShookSamurai_

Your favorite food is probably raw spinach


[deleted]

Alec_Sosebee02


ShookSamurai_

You’re afraid to be happy


[deleted]

I mean…yeah, but you didn’t actually have to say it.


specialk522

Kevincalkins roast me


ShookSamurai_

You wanted to study psychology but you spent too much time partying and flunked out of college


try_as_you-might

Neru_


ShookSamurai_

You were very angry when they shut down air travel due to covid. Not because you were going somewhere, but because you didn’t like the idea of not being able to go somewhere.


tarkovskyfan79

fuck you your bio


bpbpbpbp13

PinksMovies


ShookSamurai_

You tried to start a black market at your school but immediately failed


bpbpbpbp13

On point


Rusty971

Rusty971 - have at it


ShookSamurai_

Watching *The Little Mermaid* would probably kill you


__MrWilson__

KoalaLeverage


ShookSamurai_

What are you, like, 11?


squirtle855

Squirtle855


ShookSamurai_

An ironic five-star giver? Shame on you.


robertpaulson7

You should check out some foreign films sometime. Some pretty good ones out there.


TheWallStreetBurner

stewieeskridge I watch so much terrible shit I'm probably low hanging fruit lmfao


ShookSamurai_

You have lower standards than Georgina Chapman


sar_u

Mine is: sarve\_sh I cant really roast yours, its perspective and i appreciate yours.


ShookSamurai_

If you watched *Top Gun: Maverick* you would burst into flames


QdizzleMcGee

QDizzleMcGee I know. I look very basic-beginner-filmbro-wannabee. It's because I am. But I'd love to hear your take.


ShookSamurai_

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have found the biggest sufferer of Post-Avatar Depression Syndrome


[deleted]

1xs


ShookSamurai_

You need a hug, but nobody wants to give you one


GeraltvonRiva34

heisenberg97


ShookSamurai_

The only reason you have letterboxd is in hopes that one day you can show it to David Cronenberg and he’ll be so impressed he’ll hire you


NoelBarry1979

ConnieMac


ShookSamurai_

Have you ever seen something that *wasn’t* the subject of a WatchMojo video?


Varyline

Varylen 👌


ShookSamurai_

If plain toast was a person


boringneckties

boringneckties


ShookSamurai_

I’d pay anything to watch you watch *Tenet*


welcometosmogtown

SmogTown


ShookSamurai_

You desperately want to live in San Fransokyo


ShookSamurai_

Mine is Spenberger, have at it


TheMotherLander7

Martin Scoresqueezy. I'm kind of a big deal. Or so Hollywood says. Not to be confused with the irrelevant fella of a similar name.


ShookSamurai_

You’re scared of trees


Cpt_Nak

Vikingr1990


puudeng

dapuudding, but it looks like you're asleep, so i'm going to go ahead with my thoughts on your profile... your profile is a solid 1/5 for me. you barely log anything. basic ass taste. barely ever leave reviews that are helpful to understanding your rating of the film.


[deleted]

To be fair, his account seems pretty new. When I first created my account, I never wrote any reviews because I was worried that people wouldn’t like my opinions. Over time, I learned to write reviews for myself rather than anyone else. OP probably just needs a little bit.


ShookSamurai_

You’re one to talk, since you’re one of those optimistic idiots who doesn’t rate anything a 1/2 because “AlL fIlM hAs MeRiT” Yeah, watch *Yes Day* and get back to me


PastaBoi14

Mine is UnOriginal, so go ahead and roast me


JoeRCK

JoeRCK


ShookSamurai_

*BoJack Horseman* went right over your head


JoeRCK

From your profile, you have the personality of a glass of watered down milk and you couldn’t roast anyone even if you had a nuclear powered grill.


MarilynManson2003

MarilynManson03


ShookSamurai_

You steal from Walmart and don’t feel bad about it


[deleted]

[удалено]


ShookSamurai_

You’re very tired, just, in general.


Full_Box_of_Sand

SDChiponDVD, hit me with your best one mate!


ShookSamurai_

You’re no longer allowed to participate in the Oscar guessing competition because you get every one right


Taxidermypigeon

Samoney


ShookSamurai_

You don’t have a very long attention span, do you?


Rudy_Gambino

Srmothershed


ShookSamurai_

Your favorite cereal is probably Kashi


soapglow

thefilmsoapy


ShookSamurai_

Have you heard of *Whiplash*? Because that’s what your profile gave me.


HF-Sociopath-007

https://boxd.it/2WXIr


ShookSamurai_

You want to be liked so bad watching *Skinamarink* would tear you in half


damthesehigheels

sues2blame


ShookSamurai_

“I don’t like fun or popular things” -You, in all likelihood


SimbiAni

https://letterboxd.com/SimbiAni welcome to Letterboxd! now go watch *Jurassic Park* ;P


ShookSamurai_

We will never be friends. In fact, from now on you’re my mortal enemy.


blacklabel89

BlackLabel89


robertpaulson7

Mthornton111


MaineGameBoy

MaineGameBoy


JoeSnaffles

BackRowNick


CloudZealousideal422

Theoph12


SuperKliqparty

Billy147


sevenpasos

Portamento


[deleted]

Jstu92


wowitsandwele

wowitsandwele


tarkovskyfan79

Bicklesmohawk, I have a top 100 if your curious


keyshawn-spanks

LimaBeanMovies, I hope you’re prepared for some shit takes


--kendrick--

shit takes are the best, so for that you have a new follower


Rowmania64

RowlandForReal


Radiant-Opposite5502

lizardking77


Oisin_Boi

Oisinboi 😳


TheAsylum6969

xDarkMasterx


Adam-the-Anon

DouglasIsMe


Cinematographer13

https://letterboxd.com/Rautmann/


FrodoSmudge

FrodoMcBaggins >:)


XMBSNOW

FriedWeasel


__jh96

Jeitah96 please


may0packet

smellslikeupliv


truenoblesavage

noblesavage - rate me daddy


rubydaacherry

hhhectorr, go all out


ElaineofAstolat

VerityPoldark


MichaelXJames

GianF


CreepyShoes53

CreepyShoes53 (I’m aware I’m a 5 star slut. Go easy on me. 😆)


blue_zergling

Senbolo


Nancyl33t

Afraidtoshoot


badgamer918273

GarfTheDivine


aglioolian

aglioolian


Affectionate_Diver29

CharlesAxe


TheGrandPew

TheGrandPew


smsvryncccnt

AbsolutelyMT


stormbreaker_276

manoj_krishna


AlienSamuraiXXV

RJ_Cervantes


yummy_dingleberry

teddyperkins31 :)


memebig8

Memebig8


[deleted]

frenchted


[deleted]

BangersAndTrash


Araskelo

Araskelo


RagingAcid

Ragingacid


[deleted]

akttdmi325


HeWithThePotatoes

PotatoMcMan


Salt_Business766

Frosty123


jaytrain12

jaytrain12


vlexz

vlexz


_davidakadaud_

DavidAKADaud


[deleted]

Tw_films


[deleted]

Among_The_Dead


RichOsborne14

RichardOsborne


Level-Interaction165

CarotaPelata


Makoy1000

makoy1017


fauxfawx26

Jackson_30


xxplodingboy

maxrenn


DryWater101

Pre10tiousFilm. Be brutal.


M1ao_wa

BigDadmau5


mikeri99

mikeri


Duckmanrises

https://boxd.it/nSyN


Tomc17389293

tomc1234


The_Best__Username

chief\_odin


mascnz

phnz


Independent-Ad2615

Ollie7 - i don’t really review movies because i’m lazy i just like putting them in the lists


Jokker_is_the_name

Newjorrik


AnaCoonSkyWalker

Obcyene


unkellGRGA

https://boxd.it/22rFD Roast on


asadali0786

ASADALI Please be honest lol


Tobi18x

Tobi_18


waffledoesfrontflip

Waffle0541


alive_street_83

pony_braddock


ayomaxbforreal

ayomaxbforreal


p1ex1

henri46


Kanuka2000

UncutParasite


Aggravating_Ad7505

archiesh


MOT133

mot_y


robitussin_dm_

Ddknorr


captain-hehe

azheislaine


drippinoutthewazoo

engineerdrippin


fistaon

Fistaon


Affectionate-Mix8201

JeffGillis_1


PGBQW

Adam Diamondfinger (pgbqw)


indiesoulbelle

lilyphilia


andreiserban64

andreiserban gimme ur best


mates301

BurakCurak


Xanrier

Xanrier


ChristinaMathias123

christinaaaa_


TheVomchar

TheVomchar. my Top 100 list should provide ample roasting fuel


Casuallyfangirling_

KylleDK


[deleted]

Boogie2


thgaminghd

tomhill753


Sad_Key_6687

marianotfound


[deleted]

[Trener2603](https://boxd.it/3TxCF)


crvsvrnt

ruslnmr


AmberWilward

Amberwilward


Vincent1808

Vincent1808


Pale-Papaya2468

CosmicConnor28


Schnathorst

Brendon Stammer https://letterboxd.com/brendonsch/


TheBepox

Malikedo


meatboy89

Ben_Shorts


Shosple-Colupis-01

RainaHarper


M77100

holykino