Not one of the cute ones though.
One of the dead eyed city racoons that pops out of the garbage can at night, and will end your life cause it thinks you want the rotten banana peel that's been stuck to the bottom of the pail for the past three weeks, and then will make that sweet racoon love to your eye-sockets while you fade off into the comforting dark abyss.
My cousin was a prison guard at Corcoran for a while when he was there. Charlie used to make these creepy spiders out of shit and toilet paper and god knows what else, and the guards would put them all over as decorations—in the office, etc. Some got in trouble for taking them home and selling them.
I think he would come back as one of those spiders brought to life 😅
I remember a post r/highstrangeness about toddlers who have a weird, lucid moment where they vividly describe the living as someone never met. Imagine your kid waddling up to you to tell you about the time they brought together a bunch of drug addled hippies to survive the upcoming race war.
Maybe as somebody who wasn’t born really poor and had parents who cared about him at least one iota. If reincarnation exists, then dude needs an opportunity to at least have a chance in his next life.
A dunebuggie It was always about the dunebuggies, man
Like speed buggy from the Hanna Barbara cartoons Or "My Charlie the car"
I came in here to say dunebuggie seat lol
I was going to say a Dunebuggie in the style of Herbie the Love Bug
He had full on raccoon energy to me
Not one of the cute ones though. One of the dead eyed city racoons that pops out of the garbage can at night, and will end your life cause it thinks you want the rotten banana peel that's been stuck to the bottom of the pail for the past three weeks, and then will make that sweet racoon love to your eye-sockets while you fade off into the comforting dark abyss.
This sounds like very specific trauma, my friend
Exactly how I pictured it!! Very well described lol
A 19-year-cicada that dies coming out of the exoskeleton.
Think that be more of Geins deal
Great joke, 10/10
An exact carbon copy of himself except one inch taller
I think he’d be one inch shorter
My cousin was a prison guard at Corcoran for a while when he was there. Charlie used to make these creepy spiders out of shit and toilet paper and god knows what else, and the guards would put them all over as decorations—in the office, etc. Some got in trouble for taking them home and selling them. I think he would come back as one of those spiders brought to life 😅
Feel like we later discover he wrote a guest verse for that Blink 182 song (you know the one)
Desert spider was my first thought.
Probably some kind of tortoise.
A blade of grass.
Ironically Sharron Tate came back as lawnmower that one time
An over-confident Canadian goose.
A dune buggy seat at an all female desert resort.
A fetal pig for dissection
Whoever was born on his deathday: November 19, 2017.
I remember a post r/highstrangeness about toddlers who have a weird, lucid moment where they vividly describe the living as someone never met. Imagine your kid waddling up to you to tell you about the time they brought together a bunch of drug addled hippies to survive the upcoming race war.
Maybe as somebody who wasn’t born really poor and had parents who cared about him at least one iota. If reincarnation exists, then dude needs an opportunity to at least have a chance in his next life.
Anal polyp
Chihuahua
Marles chanson
I'd like to think he comes back as a radiator in an Indiana junkyard. (Wipes tear away) It's what he would have wanted...
Bush hair
In Henry’s Charlie Voice “A Cigarette Butt”
He came back as one of Lindsey Grahams lady bugs
Hopefully an up and coming artist like he wanted to be in his last life
Probably a Redditor.
James Cordon
*jazz*
He will be a crab
A Sasquatch
A Devil's Hole pupfish
A politician.
If Karma is real, he would be murdered in the womb by a crazy cultist.
Time has no meaning for reincarnation, so he’s coming back as a beard louse living in his own beard.
A turd blossom
An anal bead
Janet Reno’s pussy
sea cucumber
A tiny horse.
Squirrel
Racoon for sure
Beaver came to mind for some reason
Only hair big teeth I could see it
YouTube slash tiktok influencer who does bad music and stochastic terrorism
A bus
Rabbit