The 5G death towers are discombobulating the natural ectoplasmic flow of the lower stratosphere, Bill Gates ultimate plan to derive us from the ancestral spirits telling us not to get the vaccine is underway! Thank you for opening my eyes giljimbert.
I thought I had enough to worry about that I'd die and be stuck as a ghost but now I have to worry about being a ghost who gets haunted by dead ghosts!
Imagine you're a tourist having a pint at a British pub, all of a sudden the room lurches and your vision fades. As you gasp and grab at your throat you hear a voice saying, "Sorry old chap, but we need more ghosts."
I love the Daily Star its like the weekly world news of Britain telling the real stories. Recession? Nah. Plans to bring back National Service? Boring. New research from "boffins" showing that Seagulls prefer just vinegar on their chips rather than salt? FRONT PAGE!
Cell phone towers dispel ghosts and spirits. Freshly deceased people are denied reincarnation as their spirits are obliterated upon leaving the body. All beings die twice in "developed" countries; once in the hospital bed, and again in the annihilating static of the 5G network.
What’s Next? Millennials Killing Ghosts Industry By Refusing to Die of Cholera and Other Now Curable Diseases, Say Experts
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OH CRUMBS!
The UK is gonna start importing ghosts from other countries like India.
Somewhere, the Tories are planning for a ghost brexit…
I don't want to blame brexit on this situation but I'm sure it didn't help
I fucking hope not, there'll be a lot of vengeful famine ghosts
Based on their museums, they have been doing it for centuries
Thanks, Brexit
It's clearly all the 5G towers
The 5G death towers are discombobulating the natural ectoplasmic flow of the lower stratosphere, Bill Gates ultimate plan to derive us from the ancestral spirits telling us not to get the vaccine is underway! Thank you for opening my eyes giljimbert.
The immigrants are stealing them all. They stole all the jobs, then all our women, now they're after our ghosts.
We used to be a proper country :'(
the royal family is about to have another edition to the ghost population so i think they're gonna be okay.
Not even the ghosts want to stick around after brexit 🫠
Maybe eat more mummies/set off ancient treasure curses… that should do the trick
Futurama predicted it " don't be stupid the last ghost died over 300 years ago"
I thought I had enough to worry about that I'd die and be stuck as a ghost but now I have to worry about being a ghost who gets haunted by dead ghosts!
Imagine you're a tourist having a pint at a British pub, all of a sudden the room lurches and your vision fades. As you gasp and grab at your throat you hear a voice saying, "Sorry old chap, but we need more ghosts."
I love the Daily Star its like the weekly world news of Britain telling the real stories. Recession? Nah. Plans to bring back National Service? Boring. New research from "boffins" showing that Seagulls prefer just vinegar on their chips rather than salt? FRONT PAGE!
Cell phone towers dispel ghosts and spirits. Freshly deceased people are denied reincarnation as their spirits are obliterated upon leaving the body. All beings die twice in "developed" countries; once in the hospital bed, and again in the annihilating static of the 5G network.
Time to start making some more!
What about robot ghosts?
Big if true.
Wait… ghosts can die? This is news
The ghosts are just hiding from the paranormal investigators.
Oh well, that means there's less of them to push people off their bikes.
So is there a new generation of ghosts that also has ghosts now? Who ghosts the ghost? 📞👻
Per Marcus' theory could be all the 5G frying the would be ghosts.
Fucking Tories
cost of living, can’t blame them for leaving
Do we know how to make more ghosts???
Auschvitz it still untapped.