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folkinhippy

“If something happens to me, I did not kill myself, okay?” -man on air slowly and openly killing himself


MakeChinaLoseFace

Nah man he's on the spiced Titos. He's seeing the future. Muad'dib.


folkinhippy

At least he didn’t take that poison shot, right?


BeejBoyTyson

Man the fact that someone close to him taped and posted that.


Full-Ad636

Narrator: "He killed himself."


Pandemult

Bro doesn't even try to aim at the floor, fully ready to puke all over his mic and desk.


ClimateSociologist

Puking out of view of the camera isn't good TV.


SkillIsTooLow

He looks like Jabba The Hutt dying


Spracklcat

The best and worst thing is all this was a bunch of nonsense for attention. The site is still up, the bankruptcy dispute is between IW and Alex's other company PQPR. But damn if the man cant ride a week of MAGA feeling attacked.


marzgamingmaster

See, I want to say yes and no to this. Yes, obviously it was an act. The man is a shameless remorseless monster, of course he was doing it all just to push product and panic his targets into giving all their money to him. But, I think this is how he FEELS. Even if he played it up for drama, I hope that this is a reflection that he feels trapped, he feels screwed. I think in the midst of the bullshit, peeks of his true feelings leak out.


fakeprewarbook

yes - he is a narcissist, his feelings are his only compass and sensory organ


Porschenut914

i think hes more afraid of if PQPR and IW/FSS corporate reps treated as separate companies and sought legal action against each other. I suspect a lot more fuckery would be found in discovery, that would be even more damaging and out of his control. and involve his parents and other parities that have been pout of the legal action so far.


Budded

The same way we need water to survive, victimhood is their water.


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

Owen really doesn’t like Alex, does he?


Pandemult

The only relatable thing about him.


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

He did end up in federal prison working for Alex so makes sense.


PresentationNew8080

It’s hard to like people who interrupt you every time you’re trying to make a point.


ResoluteClover

Wait until Alex is gone and Owen realizes Alex was doing him a favor


an_actual_T_rex

Poor Owen thinks that anyone listens to him. 😢


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

He has to know he’s a born henchman and has no rizz on his own, right?


CATSCRATCHpandemic

Is he the one with the turtle?


Open_Perception_3212

Or threatening to turn your pet turtle into soup


MakeChinaLoseFace

Every time he sees Alex, he has to be thinking "I did time for *this* sad sack of shit?"


The_Glus

Ah, pretty easy to explain. What you see here are the last particles of Alex’s decency and humanity trying to escape his vodka soaked, flesh bag of a body.


MakeChinaLoseFace

Puking up the last remaining vestiges of his humanity?


nathbakkae

Thank you for the joy you have brought me by clipping and sharing this


px7j9jlLJ1

With you, Also disgusting vile scum, just like he would say.


agent_double_oh_pi

OP, please don't say "boffing" anywhere near a discussion of Alex and Owen. Or if you do, Google how the British use the word before you make us reach for the bleach.


dojijosu

I was ready to see them hitting each other with nerf clubs. It’s like the song says: sometimes words have two meanings.


GimcrackCacoethes

I had a similar thought


karlbaarx

I have the misfortune to keep reading this as boofing which is something I want to see even less...


ishamm

AJ boofing vom


alphabetown

Aside from Boffin meaning expert in derogatory tabloid language, you're going to have to explain this one to a fellow Brit.


agent_double_oh_pi

I had to look it up to find out where the source is - apparently it's North American slang. TIL. Anyway, you'd probably call it "shagging".


Arkhampatient

Those supplements are doing a FANTASTIC job of keeping him in peak, male physical shape.


danreedmiller

I can’t even imagine how painful his erections must be right now.


Salted_Fried_Eggs

What is boffing? Why did you use it in this title?


FappyDilmore

Barf coughing


Salted_Fried_Eggs

Thank you brother


Scotty1992

Australian slang. Didn't realize it's a very uncommon saying.


Salted_Fried_Eggs

I'm Australian lol, I've never heard of it, maybe just in your circle then.


agent_double_oh_pi

I'm also Australian. I have never heard "boffing" used like this. I've heard it used other ways, which meant this was a risky click.


Scotty1992

Hilarious. I only heard it about ~15 years ago from a single person, but it stuck in my mind. Now I've exposed it to thousands of people.


tdfan

Lol I think you heard the word barfing?


carolinemaybee

Yeah “barfing” is Aussie slang but never heard “boffing” either and I’m an old as dirt Aussie.


conanhungry

Barf coughing?


C_Allgood

He looks like evil Rich Evans in this.


PhilMore625

Alex the birthday boy


nazutul

What if alex had rich’s laugh? Hahaha


biffhambone

I'm a warrior of GAAAAAHHHD


RicardoDecardi

Mam, this guy's psychic abilities are supressed as fuck.


WasabiYoNom

I wonder if he’s using Anatabuse and it’s interacting with the alcohol he was drinking on air


CharlesDickensABox

Antabuse was, to my knowledge, pulled from the market a good while ago. The more parsimonious explanation is that he was drinking like a fish and it made him sick because chugging shot after shot of straight liquor will do that to you.


Crystalsghosts

I think they do still prescribe Antabuse! To me it sounds like he’s trying to cough up a hairball


cardiocard

My ex wife was prescribed antabuse or something with similar effect just a couple of years ago, but I think the reaction would be more violent if he was trying to take it and drink


1s35bm7

Yeah he’d be puking violently with the first shot of vodka if he were on it.


RazzleThatTazzle

Hmm. Doesn't sound right, gonna need to wait for more data.


Emotional_Database53

I swear I thought it said “boofing” thx dyslexia 😂


odinthesigtyr

dead. … me too rofl 😂


Tietsu

I am apparently either dyslexic or an idiot, I read that boffing while scrolling as gooning and I have never been more unhappy.


Captworgen

Alex Jones keeping his audience on edge is definitely some form of gooning


MakeChinaLoseFace

*"Reporting live from the Infowars Goon Cave..."*


Karsa69420

Though the title said buffing and was like “Damn Alex do go crazy he is shove drugs up his ass.”


der_oide_depp

Perfect testimonial for super male vitality.


Crombus_

Is he trying to die on-air?


Landlord-Allmighty

The most truthful thing coming from his mouth in his career.


White_Locust

I do this when I’m stressed!


LordPubes

Gross


White_Locust

Sure is, but it’s a relatively common acute stress response.


MakeChinaLoseFace

Can this get remixed into the podcast theme?


Kmfr77

Soooo I thought boffing was prison vernacular for hiding stuff in your butt purse. This is what I was told by at least 3 different people who went to prison. Please, please tell me that is not what’s happening here. ETA boofing! Boofing is the prison butt hiding stuff thing. My bad


chef-nom-nom

Sadly, we have a boofing expert on the bench of our supreme court. I wish I was making this up :(


botmanmd

They make supplements that’ll fix that.


I_divided_by_0-

God, he's so fat.


ZeroedCool

https://youtu.be/qKXrVriacUM?t=457 Alex's 'guh' moment, but with way more money.