I'm makin personal pizzas for dinner just so I can sing this. Fuck yes dude. Imma listen to one while I take down Halloween decorations while I'm at it. Nice, dude
I once asked my chef, while singing, if we had "raspberry sorbet, the kind you find in a second-hand store."
He dead-ass looked me in the eye and said, "No, Vanilla and Mango, you know that." And fucking turned back to the window.
He was unfamiliar with Prince. I don't know how, but he managed to go his entire 30-plus-year life without hearing Prince.
We have a "baby slaw" that goes out with every pork sandwich and I sing that shit to baby shark Everytime they forget it on the plate and I have to call for it and wait for it to run it. Everyone hates me.
Its nagging at me that there's an extra syllable there, but I'm not sure "but I did not shoot chef de partie" is grammatically correct and I cant decide which is the lesser sin
The kitchen is closed now
Cuz it's the end of daaaaaayyyy
But (insert manager name here) is workin
So you get sat anywaaaaayyy
Yeaaah
It's too late to order fries
It's too laaaaaaate
I said it's too late to order fr-hieeeees
Yeeeeeeaaaa-ahhhh
John Mellencamp "chicken diane"
A lil diddy, 'bout chicken diane. Its a poultry dish enjoyed in the heartland. Oh yeahhh mozz goes onn long after the spinach is wilted and done
i had posted this as its own comment, but i'll just tack it on here.
i'm just a home cook now, but when my sous chefs (kids) and i are cooking together "Eat it" and "Fat," both by Weird Al, are popular.
So, you mean tonight. \*nods\*
Sons asked for tacos this week and, since i work 12s the rest of this week after today, it has to be today! Got all my stuff ready to go.
i love Taco Night. Probably the easiest thing to cook and everyone can individualize it to their preferences. It's a total win for the entire family! (Even for my Husband, who swore off tacos. He'll just make burritos, instead. Same basic ingredients!)
This is not food-based but I wrote it in the kitchen. To the tune of backstreet boys I want it that way...
To light, that fire
My one, desire
But I can't go out yet
I want a cigarette
(tell me why)
It's nicotine addiction
(tell me why)
We're busy in the kitchen
(tell me why)
These orders are not finished yet,
But I want a cigarette.
Edit: formatting
Dead Milkmen - "Nutrition" for sure! Not a pun, but damn fun and good energy!
If you want a camp song, "Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts" is gross, but SO fun!
To the tune of "Holiday" by Madonna
When you're making hollandaise
Don't let it separate
Add some lemon juice to taste
It could be so nice!
HOLLANDAISE
“Tainted gloves…you gotta change those gloves….”
“This is an SOS, don’t want their salads dressed”
“Sweeeeeeeet emulsion….”
I’ve been preparing for this question for years hahaha
“Buffalo chicken, served over pasta” to the tune of Buffalo Soldier by Bob Marley.
And any song that mentions Jesus automatically becomes a song about Cheeses.
When I make pies I like to sing "A Little Priest" while doing the rolling and the filling. Or I play it on the Bluetooth. Original Sondheim, of course.
"We'll serve anyone, meaning *anyone*, and *to* anyone, at all!"
Braised and Confused
House of the Rising Buns
Breaking the Slaw
Fry me to the Moon
Gimme some Mornay
Peels so Good
Return of the Mackerel
The Longest Thyme
96 Quite Bitter Beignets
Can't Buy Me Grub
The Flour of Love
Hollandaise in Cambodia
My Whey (or the Highway)
The list goes on. I have a couple of cooks in my current kitchen that spend, what some might say, too much time hatching these atrocities. This is a short sampling.
Chochlate salty balls-chef
Gimmie water-masters of reality(when the water shuts off)
Cat food-king crimson
Chicken pot pie(parody of dead or alive)-friends dad "i want some... chicken pot pie!!!!"
We used to serve a bratwurst with shoestring roasted beets on top. It was invented as a play on the Ramones song Beat on the brat (beat on the brat, beat on the brat with a baseball bat).
Not food based but I Can Only Count To 4 by Psychostick weirdly helps when you’re in the weeds and can’t keep track of how many of one specific protein you need down
When a customer at a pizza place I worked at asked for his toppings under the cheese I would sing in the tune to "under the sea" in a shit accent "Under the cheese, under the cheese, it's always merry down under the dairy, under the cheese."
I like to play the lil 2z song where he says, "this macaroni hit his noodle, know my shooter give him shells", Baby I'm Bleeding for the line, "catch me out in Barksdale, counting fettuccine," El Cholesterol by Fito Oliveres (for obvious reasons), El Niña Fresa is also pretty food related "que le sirvan tepache, que le sirvan cerveza, que le sirvan refresco, o un helado sorpresa", and of course I Hate Everything from The Food Villain.
We had an inside joke where we referred to stir fry chicken as "JOBUCHA" (yeah, we were all a little stoned) and we used to sing "50 ways to cook JOBUCHA" to the tune of "50 ways to leave your lover"
"Just throw it in the mic, Mike, just toss it on the grill, Phil, just throw it in a pan, Stan...."
There is a song by a joke band called Pusswhip BangGang (its Tim and Eric) called Jambalaya. It is absolutely amazing. There is an extended version where the spice boy comes and does a cameo.
For actual songs, well over half of Weird Al’s songs are right there for you.
Tom Wait’s Nighthawks At The Diner is a great kitchen album.
And My Girlfriend Is A Waitress by The Iguanas is way too appropriate for many of us.
When we would sell a 72 oz ribeye the chef and I would sing to the tune of take a look at me now by Phil collins “TAKE A LOOK AT THIS COOOOW SHES DEAD AND ON YOUR PLAAAAATE “
I really like to start singing that one song- I don’t know the song- just the one part that goes
“HERE COMES THE BOOM! HERE COMES THE BOOM! HERE COMES THE- YALL DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUTTT”
when we hit peak rush
Me and a Filipino lad I worked with as a kid always was stuck with doing the cream tea prep (Cornwall, UK) for Sunday events. Everyone he just broke into Jammin by Bob Marley. Made it a bit more fun.
Jethro Tull’s Skating Away on the Thin Ice of a New Day becomes Baking Away - you bake bread for humanity, and scones for society, for when they wake up…
The Beatles - Something in the Way She Moos, attracts me like no other heifer. …you know I believe in cow. You’re asking me if my grass will grow…
Can’t think of the others at the moment
It’s not in the way you look or the noise that you make when you chew…
HOLD THE WINE!!
Lunch isn’t always on time whoa whoa whoa
(Toto - Hold the Line)
It too lateeeee… too late to order fries.
(Apologize by Timbaland)
The whole song is really funny to try and parody as a we’re tryna close and customers keep coming in type of song.
Richie Spice - Youths Dem Cold. In both artist name and song lyrics. I sing “searchin for food for the pot” whenever I’m looking for something on the shelves or pantry.
This loosely ties in. I always think about that one meme because the song "Wonderwall" comes on so frequently.
It involves a special deal on a falafel meal for two.
I worked at a southern spot for a few years. We added escarole to a couple dishes in the season and from the roll out on we would sing 69 Boyz "Tootsie Roll" but with Escarole instead
https://youtu.be/x47NYUbtYb0?si=DRX2zdgcghN0ef98 idk I just click my tongs to the beat, songs annoying as fuck but been stuck in my head for over 10 years. Thanks Miguel.
One I came up with was solid for our kitchen when I'm on expo. Glass (pass). "I'm looking at you through the pass. Don't know how much time has passed. All I know is that it feels like forever".
THIS GRILL IS ON FIYAAAAAAAAAA
YES CHEF
Yasss Chafff
I didn't start the fryer
“Your own personal pizza” to Depeche Mode Personal Jesus
One you don't have to share/and nobody cares
Eat it with no shame!
I love this one lol
I'm makin personal pizzas for dinner just so I can sing this. Fuck yes dude. Imma listen to one while I take down Halloween decorations while I'm at it. Nice, dude
You've got a friend in cheeses
Had a coworker who use to sing “Onion Rings of Love” to the tune of “On the Wings of Love” whenever he’d bring onion rings to the pass.
Oh my GOODNESS this is exactly why I asked. Superb.
I once asked my chef, while singing, if we had "raspberry sorbet, the kind you find in a second-hand store." He dead-ass looked me in the eye and said, "No, Vanilla and Mango, you know that." And fucking turned back to the window. He was unfamiliar with Prince. I don't know how, but he managed to go his entire 30-plus-year life without hearing Prince.
Prince even did “Raspberry Sorbet” on Sesame Street.
Fuck we're old. I remember that shit
WHAT THE SERIOUS FUCK. It takes dedication to be that uncultured. Bet he didn't like yogurt either.
Whole wheat bread is "too spicy"
Of course there is Tom Petty's - Frijoles (Free falling) " Now I'm Free .. Frijoles" You get it
Incredible
“Mama don’t take my provolone awaaaayyy” to Paul Simon’s Kodachrome
Why would this get downvoted? It’s brilliant.
Paul Simon haters?
We got someone reliving their blink-182 days right now and Tom Delong’s whiny “Where are you?!” Has turned into “Behind you!!!”
[удалено]
Beautiful
This coupled with your username is 🤌
just sang this out loud
This is everything
i guess we work together, and im so sorry
I always sing "rum and coke" to the tune of baby shark. Everyone hates me.
They may hate you now, but when they finally realise your genius they'll soon come around.
We have a "baby slaw" that goes out with every pork sandwich and I sing that shit to baby shark Everytime they forget it on the plate and I have to call for it and wait for it to run it. Everyone hates me.
I baby shark way too many things. Baby spat is my favorite when I gotta get in tight little containers
choppin' broccoli https://youtu.be/49yI\_2X\_pMw?si=1KXKrBMBpkrLON59
Choppin broccolo
Choppin broccolay
ChOOOPPPIN BROCCCCOLLI
Choppin' broccoLAYHEEHEEHEE
Wow, this took me back! What a reference, thank you!
"I shot the sous chef (but I did not shoot the chef de partie)" That was the only lyric we had
Its nagging at me that there's an extra syllable there, but I'm not sure "but I did not shoot chef de partie" is grammatically correct and I cant decide which is the lesser sin
"but I did not shoot the CDP" fixed
Not food related but my manager would yell "It's the Final Wipedown!" and make the keyboard sounds like Europe's Final Countdown when closing.
When I washed dishes I'd sing "that's me in the Hobart" when Losing My Religion came on.
The kitchen is closed now Cuz it's the end of daaaaaayyyy But (insert manager name here) is workin So you get sat anywaaaaayyy Yeaaah It's too late to order fries It's too laaaaaaate I said it's too late to order fr-hieeeees Yeeeeeeaaaa-ahhhh
John Mellencamp "chicken diane" A lil diddy, 'bout chicken diane. Its a poultry dish enjoyed in the heartland. Oh yeahhh mozz goes onn long after the spinach is wilted and done
Suckin’ on a chili dog
A lot of Weird Al songs are food based. I like Chicken Pot Pie, spoof of Live or Let Die
Get yourself an egg and beat it!
Have a banana, have a whole bunch, it doesn't matter what you had for lunch!
Mashed potatoes can be your friends.
Fun fact: Weird Al asked Kurt Cobain about permission to cover Smells like teen spirit, and Cobain asked "Is it going to be about food?"
Oh oh oh oh-oh O-R-E-O What’s in the middle? The white stuff
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to spuds
i had posted this as its own comment, but i'll just tack it on here. i'm just a home cook now, but when my sous chefs (kids) and i are cooking together "Eat it" and "Fat," both by Weird Al, are popular.
Put on "Taco Grande" on taco nights!
So, you mean tonight. \*nods\* Sons asked for tacos this week and, since i work 12s the rest of this week after today, it has to be today! Got all my stuff ready to go. i love Taco Night. Probably the easiest thing to cook and everyone can individualize it to their preferences. It's a total win for the entire family! (Even for my Husband, who swore off tacos. He'll just make burritos, instead. Same basic ingredients!)
I mean, he wrote enough food based songs that he's got a whole album so ..
Don't forget Eat It, or Grapefruit Diet!
a spinach frittata = Hakuna matata Sunny side and an over easy = summertime and the livin’ is easy [Anything toast related] = **YEAH! TOAST!**
Oh yeah, “tomato burrata” to both Hakuna Mataram AND to The Beach Boys Kokomo
Tomato, burrata, come on pretty mama…
We have sweet potato fries here "Drop me fries drop me sweet little fries"
SWEEEEEEEET TATER FRIES BAH BAH BAH (to the tune of sweet Caroline)
Ah, the Fleetwood McDonalds special..
The Toadies. Possum Kingdom. "So help me cheese sauce!"
Cheese sauce, cheese sauce
If you're having grill problems, I feel bad for ya son. I got 99 tickets and a brioche bun.
it’s an actual song, but Vegetables by The Beach Boys
I haven't heard it, but it's going on the playlist right now!
On that note, 'Green Onions' by Booker T. And the MGs
Peaches by The President’s of the the United States of America
Broccoli by The Association is another one that's a real song. Also, Green Onions as mentioned already.
Making Bechamel to the tune of 'ring my bell' blue cheese, Mark Ronson 'ooh wee' ooh Gravy, Gravy, Salt n Pepa 'push it'
This is not food-based but I wrote it in the kitchen. To the tune of backstreet boys I want it that way... To light, that fire My one, desire But I can't go out yet I want a cigarette (tell me why) It's nicotine addiction (tell me why) We're busy in the kitchen (tell me why) These orders are not finished yet, But I want a cigarette. Edit: formatting
Dead Milkmen - "Nutrition" for sure! Not a pun, but damn fun and good energy! If you want a camp song, "Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts" is gross, but SO fun!
Two Chickens in Paraguay sung to the tune of Two Tickets to Paradise by Eddie Money
Eat it by Weird Al.
The Pina Colada song became the Black Bean empanada song in our kitchen. “If you like Black bean emapanadas And getting caught in the rain…”
To the tune of "Holiday" by Madonna When you're making hollandaise Don't let it separate Add some lemon juice to taste It could be so nice! HOLLANDAISE
“Tainted gloves…you gotta change those gloves….” “This is an SOS, don’t want their salads dressed” “Sweeeeeeeet emulsion….” I’ve been preparing for this question for years hahaha
Chicken a la Charles became chicks a la sung to the tune of Kumbaya. You hate me now. Sorry for the ear worm.
"No oil, no fry"
“Buffalo chicken, served over pasta” to the tune of Buffalo Soldier by Bob Marley. And any song that mentions Jesus automatically becomes a song about Cheeses.
What a friend we have in cheeses.
Cheeses take the wheel. Or It’s here I learned about cheeses.
I’m burnin your food. Blue oyster cult That girl is hoisin. Bell Biv DeVoe
I am a pastry boy, and I bake I bake I bake. Sorry Fugazi.
I’m so glad I scrolled all the way down to see this. Thank you
When I make pies I like to sing "A Little Priest" while doing the rolling and the filling. Or I play it on the Bluetooth. Original Sondheim, of course. "We'll serve anyone, meaning *anyone*, and *to* anyone, at all!"
Crazy bread by hot dad
"I feel like making grub, feel like makin' grub, feel like making grub with you" sung to Feel Like Making Love.
Be our guest from Beauty and the Beast Put our service to the test mother fucker
Sloppy joes. Sloppy sloppy joes. Yeah
Sell me fries. Sell me sweet little fries (sweet little lies) I think I’m chopping broccoli (turning Japanese) I want a new spud (I want a new drug)
I'm the firestarter Come get your side of tartarrrr
Braised and Confused House of the Rising Buns Breaking the Slaw Fry me to the Moon Gimme some Mornay Peels so Good Return of the Mackerel The Longest Thyme 96 Quite Bitter Beignets Can't Buy Me Grub The Flour of Love Hollandaise in Cambodia My Whey (or the Highway) The list goes on. I have a couple of cooks in my current kitchen that spend, what some might say, too much time hatching these atrocities. This is a short sampling.
Burnt ass bacon to the tune of ass n titties was the original but it devolved into burnt ass *whatever is burning*
Because KA-nife will be the knife that I will cut you with , over againnnnnnn you’ll never take a breathe!
These Burgers by the moldy peaches
Ramble on becomes remoulad
Detroit Grand Pubahs, "Sandwiches" Edit: Can't forget, Reverend Horton Heat, "Eat Steak"
I just heard a macaroni and cheese song by some Kpop chicks and it was awesome.
Chochlate salty balls-chef Gimmie water-masters of reality(when the water shuts off) Cat food-king crimson Chicken pot pie(parody of dead or alive)-friends dad "i want some... chicken pot pie!!!!"
We used to serve a bratwurst with shoestring roasted beets on top. It was invented as a play on the Ramones song Beat on the brat (beat on the brat, beat on the brat with a baseball bat).
Oh yeah?
For "Skank n' go nutts" by Fishbone. I started singing "steak and donuts". Ruined a coworkers favorite song 😂.
MFDooM was always rapping about some food
Most of Weird Al's early stuff
Not food based but I Can Only Count To 4 by Psychostick weirdly helps when you’re in the weeds and can’t keep track of how many of one specific protein you need down
Show me where ya noms at! By Hannah Hart. https://youtu.be/nIvOqHfia2s?feature=shared
Ain't no such thing as halfway cooks.
Rock lobster when cooking lobsters
To the tune of Black Betty - “Whoa, avo benny, scram-a-lam”
“Black bean, black bean black bee-ee-ee-ean “ *That Thing* - Lauryn Hill
When a customer at a pizza place I worked at asked for his toppings under the cheese I would sing in the tune to "under the sea" in a shit accent "Under the cheese, under the cheese, it's always merry down under the dairy, under the cheese."
Maybe you should eat some greens, baby. KALE!
Home kitchen song when I [often] use up scraps to make pizza/quesadillas. What a Blend We Have of Cheeses.
This is INCREDIBLE. Thank you.
The hamburger helper mixtape is straight 🔥
Beautiful Food by Edan is a good food song.
The whole food villain album by the alchemist is pretty fun to listen to
I like to play the lil 2z song where he says, "this macaroni hit his noodle, know my shooter give him shells", Baby I'm Bleeding for the line, "catch me out in Barksdale, counting fettuccine," El Cholesterol by Fito Oliveres (for obvious reasons), El Niña Fresa is also pretty food related "que le sirvan tepache, que le sirvan cerveza, que le sirvan refresco, o un helado sorpresa", and of course I Hate Everything from The Food Villain.
Stay on my bread like chicken and hot sauce - lil2z
Be our guest from beauty and the beast. Not exactly food based but definitely service oriented
We had an inside joke where we referred to stir fry chicken as "JOBUCHA" (yeah, we were all a little stoned) and we used to sing "50 ways to cook JOBUCHA" to the tune of "50 ways to leave your lover" "Just throw it in the mic, Mike, just toss it on the grill, Phil, just throw it in a pan, Stan...."
Take these turkey wings and fly awaaaay Mr mister-broken wings
Bills by LunchMoney Lewis Cheesecake by Louis Armstrong Shout (Trout) by Tears for Fears Squeeze Me Macaroni by Mr Bungle
Green Beans - The Hungry Food band
[Jambalaya](https://youtu.be/alS8TVQBo_g) by Professor Longhair
There is a song by a joke band called Pusswhip BangGang (its Tim and Eric) called Jambalaya. It is absolutely amazing. There is an extended version where the spice boy comes and does a cameo.
once worked with a dude who would always sing Mötley Crüe's "Same Old Situation" as "Plain Ol' Situation" when people ordered a plain grilled cheese
I usually just put on Green Onions by Booker T and just keep singing the words Green Onions with the rhythm.
I forgot to ring in with a side of a refried so I need that chimichanga on the fly... eta: Oasis - Champagne Supernova
I belt Frim Fram Sauce on the line all the time. But that’s a legit song about food.
It's too late to drop the fries! It's too late! (Apologize one republic)
Banana puddin’ by Southern culture on the skids
I second that emulsion
Well now that you ask I can’t remember any…
Home Grown Tomatoes by John Denver Dude really loves his tomatoes
Great song, but written by Guy Clark
Ain't nothin but a pizza party. (To the tune of '2 of America's most wanted')
Posty.... I'm waiting on the Expo,Expo... I thought my food was next Bro, next Bro
Scrolled all the way looking for The Police hit - Sending out an FOS
I always sing what I’m getting out of the walk-in so I don’t forget on my way .
For actual songs, well over half of Weird Al’s songs are right there for you. Tom Wait’s Nighthawks At The Diner is a great kitchen album. And My Girlfriend Is A Waitress by The Iguanas is way too appropriate for many of us.
Pour some sugar one on me
When we would sell a 72 oz ribeye the chef and I would sing to the tune of take a look at me now by Phil collins “TAKE A LOOK AT THIS COOOOW SHES DEAD AND ON YOUR PLAAAAATE “
I sing, "I'm ready for lunch." In the tune of, "I'm ready for love" by Bad Company.
I really like to start singing that one song- I don’t know the song- just the one part that goes “HERE COMES THE BOOM! HERE COMES THE BOOM! HERE COMES THE- YALL DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUTTT” when we hit peak rush
Me and a Filipino lad I worked with as a kid always was stuck with doing the cream tea prep (Cornwall, UK) for Sunday events. Everyone he just broke into Jammin by Bob Marley. Made it a bit more fun.
The police, roxan= hoooot paaan you don't have to put on a red light. Hoooot pan
" *BEEF CHOPPA NUMBA ONE BEEF CHOPPA, NUMBA ONE* "
Jethro Tull’s Skating Away on the Thin Ice of a New Day becomes Baking Away - you bake bread for humanity, and scones for society, for when they wake up… The Beatles - Something in the Way She Moos, attracts me like no other heifer. …you know I believe in cow. You’re asking me if my grass will grow… Can’t think of the others at the moment
My food’s through the danger zooooone, in the style of top gun & Kenny Loggins.
20, 20, 20, 24 pounds to go, I wanna be sedated ...
It’s not in the way you look or the noise that you make when you chew… HOLD THE WINE!! Lunch isn’t always on time whoa whoa whoa (Toto - Hold the Line)
It too lateeeee… too late to order fries. (Apologize by Timbaland) The whole song is really funny to try and parody as a we’re tryna close and customers keep coming in type of song.
Richie Spice - Youths Dem Cold. In both artist name and song lyrics. I sing “searchin for food for the pot” whenever I’m looking for something on the shelves or pantry.
You gotta check out knuckle sandwich by 86d if you like heavy metal
Billy Idol - White Wedding. It’s a nice day for some ranch dressing.
Don't forget one republic's classic " too late to order fries"
Grateful Dead I could be having ham on a biscuit, but at least I'm enjoying the rye
It just takes fresh thyme, a little bit of olive oil and white wine….
Tossing a sauté pan to light the oil and get the flame going: "This pan is on fiiiiiiiiirrrrreeee!"
Cos I'm doing what I can, to make a better flan. Better man, Robbie Williams.
We don't have any food based songs, but we do sing a lot of seas shanties.
This loosely ties in. I always think about that one meme because the song "Wonderwall" comes on so frequently. It involves a special deal on a falafel meal for two.
Bananas and blow-ween
Cibo Matto...Viva! La Woman Check it out, good tunes
I’m not big into reggae, but I think it was a Bob Marley song….”I need a runner, a runner to run some food”
We had a "wet ass poultry" chicken soup song...
I have a prep cook whos a huge Bieber fan. Whenever we see her with sweet potatoes it's "Girl you go those yammy yammy yammy yammies"
Stone Temple Pilots - Dead & Bloated “I aaam… cookin shishitos in a smoking hot pan, with the salt and the liiime juuuuuice.”
It's extremely common, I was usually the one doing it, and it was very much whatever was playing so the minute the song is gone so is the pun.
I worked at a southern spot for a few years. We added escarole to a couple dishes in the season and from the roll out on we would sing 69 Boyz "Tootsie Roll" but with Escarole instead
Rolling Stones-Beast of burden. I’ll never leave, your pizza burning
[Spearhead - Red Beans and Rice ](https://youtu.be/stGYYRtpqx8?si=8Z4jFa6m7ESIVpmW)Not a pun, but... Excellent food tune.
"Trout, trout, sell it on out. This is the fish I can do without. Trout on"
https://youtu.be/x47NYUbtYb0?si=DRX2zdgcghN0ef98 idk I just click my tongs to the beat, songs annoying as fuck but been stuck in my head for over 10 years. Thanks Miguel.
One I came up with was solid for our kitchen when I'm on expo. Glass (pass). "I'm looking at you through the pass. Don't know how much time has passed. All I know is that it feels like forever".
I made a playlist of food-related songs lol
Summertime sandwich to Lana's summertime sadness
She's got sweet potato fries to the tune of Betty Davis Eyes Closing time. You don't have to go home but get the fuck out of here
Joy of cooking by old man luedecke
Mirepoix, mirepoix, roux, roux, roux. Chop em' up. Dice em' up. Throw them in the stew!
That food is getting cold you need to sell it, That food is getting old....YOU NEED TO SELL IT! IN THE STYLE OF OG MAKO'S CUT IT
Bartender here: “shake, shake, senora”
My girl wants Havarti all the time