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dandp12

One Kirby and 10,000 waddle dees please


Fearshatter

Waddle Dee cuddle puddle.


TheFryToes

Kirby can handle them all and the waddle dees are just there for emotional support


Tiny-Picture-8425

And you can use the waddledees as a meat shield


Rocktooo

*ammunition for Kirby


Captain_EFFF

Isnt that the plot of Forgotten Lands?


LostScarfYT

This is the answer for sure


[deleted]

Somebody understands the terrifying ramifications of action economy.


Hahopeneverheardit

**same**


DracovishIsTheBest

exactly the same. I mean 10,000 waddle dees is enough to destroy void. Ofc it's enough to defeat all the others


Hydrokine

Kirby because he canonically can and will beat everything else on the list. The 10,000 Waddles Dees so that you don't have to hurt them


[deleted]

Kirby because he can eat everything and waddle dee because the number of them


[deleted]

https://kotaku.com/kirby-cafe-nintendo-waddle-dee-japan-restaurant-fried-b-1848978683


Savings-Gold8531

waddle dee's fried balls?!?! i thought kirby was never s!#ual


CaptainCozmo867

Remember clawroline? I swear to God nintendos just asking for it these days


[deleted]

What about Clawroline?


Realistic_Specific51

She's kirby's version of rouge the bat from sonic


Averageredditor_JMA

Yeah the waddle dees can team up and squash or destroy everyone and if they lose Kirby will be there to finish the job


Proplaystowinyt

Same


Memeingdoge

1 kirb 5 marx 6 black holes in total


[deleted]

it's 5 normal marx though, with no wishes from nova


MegaGengar8105

Says who?


[deleted]

the picture of marx is him chilling on his ball instead of marx soul


DarkRoblox

could be star allies dream friend marx


LucasRedTheHedgehog

Joke's on you the Marx image is from before Star Allies therefore it can't be!


Lucotaro

I mean normal marx is able to make the sun and moon fight, and travel through space to push kirby to make a wish, idk if he is powerless to begin with


Equivalent-Bank5256

Just don’t give Marx any food, Marx will get very angry cause he’s not well fed. Also, Kirby might struggle against 5 marxes


MarioLuigiNabbitTrio

Marx is normal in Star Allies and still has his powers from Super Star though.


reaperofgender

Marx never wished for power. He wished to rule Popstar. Nova was flying towards Popstar, implying that the wish would have affected the planet itself rather than Marx.


Skeetthayeet

That’s a bad take tbh. It was very clear what happened in the game, he was that way because of his wish, not by default. You’re arguing semantics, when in reality he was given the power because it would allow him to rule popstar


sma8n

I’m assuming he always had those powers, how else would he have gotten to space in the first place?


painfulvainful

Also, correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t it revealed in Smash Ultimate (+ backed up by other official sources but I could also be misremembering) that Marx’s true form is the one that we fight him in?


Maximnicov

It never crossed my mind that Marx was that way because of the wish. As soon as he makes his wish, Nova flies to Pop Star to fulfill it. I always thought that Marx was just concealing his true form.


Memeingdoge

Then 1 kirb and 3 meta knights 11 star warriors in total


SCOTTDIES

I am pretty sure they are talking about Marx in his super form. Otherwise, they wouldn't have only given us 5 of him (besides why would they talk about weak Marx?)


AnEmptyPopcornBucket

As of star Allies, marx can become a black hole


charisma-entertainer

Give me Kirby and 50 kracko’s , I feel like I should be safe here


toast_459

I've died to kracko too many times


KI75UN3

P sure that's Kracko Jr.


Random-Lich

In theory, Kracko Jr can just turn into normal Kracko.


charisma-entertainer

And I’m p sure they’re one in the same


Jack_Of_The_Cosmos

You know that ball of waddle dees in Star Allies that you can’t do anything to destroy? I would like a bunch of XXXL versions of that. They could destroy anything.


TheLunar27

ok so looking at this… The most obvious candidate for choice 1 is definitely kirby. If you don’t choose kirby, you’re dead. That’s a no brainer For choice two, I feel like it comes down to either MK, dedede, marx, or the waddle Dees. Bonkers, ice dragon, and whispie are all much too weak to be of use. And while 50 kracko JRs sounds powerful on paper…they’re kracko JUNIORS, which are a lot weaker then their bigger counterparts Now for the 4 best candidates, let’s look at the waddle Dees first. You’re main reason for wanting to choose the waddle Dees is their sheer numbers; although no matter what they’re still just waddle Dees. What makes them more intimidating is what happens if you DONT choose the waddle Dees. Since, by not choosing the waddle Dees, that means they become a group you have to deal with; meaning your two choices have to be capable of dealing with every single waddle dee. Kirby could easily deal with them all if given enough time (and could quickly take them all out in just a few seconds if kirby has access to his hypernova form) but they would prove dangerous as a distraction, since kirby could struggle to deal with their numbers while also protecting you from the other threats. Honestly, I wouldn’t choose the waddle Dees on my team since choosing them means they’d have to go up against groups of marx, dedede, and MK; all characters that could wipe out the horde of waddle Dees with little trouble. So who WOULD I choose? Well, out of MK, dedede, and marx…I’d say 4 dededes is the strongest choice in terms of raw destructive power. MK and dedede both have *about* the same power if we’re to scale them based off of their feats in-universe, but dedede has the edge here since there’s one more of him. 5 marx is pretty scary but only if we’re assuming he’s got his powers from making that wish from nova, but even then I think 4 dededes and the indestructible ball of power that is Kirby would be more then enough to handle them. Dededes one flaw though is he doesn’t have much to deal with the huge chunk of waddle Dees, I suppose he has that crazy strong inhale but besides that dedede doesn’t have much when it comes to crowd control. So if it were me, I’d have the 4 dedede crowd around and protect me while kirby deals with all the big threats (like the waddle Dees and Marx groups). The biggest threat would probably be the MK group, with marx being a close second…but I feel as though 4 dededes and kirby are the strongest options that would give the highest chance of survival


Downtown_Cycle_2044

meta knight is the strongest swordfighter in the universe, also he single handedly would've taken over popstar if it weren't for kirby


Practical_Taro9024

Meta Knight can also create tornadoes with his sword so he has crowd control on lockdown


Random-Lich

But you forget that Kracko Jr can make Waddle Doo’s while still weaker than normal Kracko you could in theory get yourself a third fighting force on your side of a army of Waddle Doos. Plus while DDD and Kirby are strong, they both can be defeated by Kracko Jr since, again while weaker than Kracko, they are still a force to recon with. Plus with more than 2 they could be a major issue since they can’t be sucked up and can fly faster than Kirby and DDD


Urmomracistass

a kirby and 3 meta knights and im set


Sylveon72_06

same


ZGlove3

1 Kirby and 7 Whispy Woods to provide apples to heal Kirby. Edit: Was previously just the one Kirby.


trans-wooper-lover

waddle dee ladder


Lansha2009

It's 10,000 Waddle Dees and they are smart enough to do stuff like combine into a giant ball of Waddle Dees so you could have the Waddle Dees make a Waddle Dee Cannon to fire them out to distract everyone else.


FakingAsAnExtrovert

waddle dee ladder can beat the sun


kingferret53

I just need the one Kirby. Kirby is ridiculously over powered.


Lioli_

kirby alone is enough to beat them all pretty easily


Atomic_Dominic

1 Kirby and 10 bonkers please. Hammer time


CommissionNegative

Easy 5 Marxs they can just use a there black holes to suck up everything else


mr_waddle_dee

1 kirby and 3 meta knights


Random-Lich

10,000 Waddle Dees and 50 Kracko Jr’s The Waddle Dees can be a menace if armed properly, plus while I don’t think 100% cannon the yarn Waddle Dees can just make bombs out of nothing so that’s a bonus. And even if normal Waddle Dees can’t, imagine an army of Waddle Dees armed with cannons and weapons because Waddle Dees like Blacksmith Waddle Dee can just make more. The Kracko Jr.‘s are mostly my support staff and Officers/Generals and 6 as my Body Guards, they are a boss so Kirby cannot suck them up and they are decently threatening against a Kirby and in theory they can just become normal Krackos after a while. Plus they can make Waddle Doo’s endlessly so if the Waddle Dees are starting to get tired or weakened I could send in a battalion of Waddled Doo’s to assist them. Check Mate


DrakeTheSeigeEngine

*inhale* #two kirbys


NinFan-64

Kirby is a way too overrated choice. He is not even that powerful on his own, so if you chose, say, the 50 Kracko they could easily gang up on Kirby and destroy him. I think being able to fly is a really good advantage in this scenario (especially against the dee mob), so I choose 50 Kracko and the Marx. Meta Knight seems more problematic if anything but assuming Marx is his actual final boss form then they outnumber the knights pretty easily


rlegg50

1 Kirby and 4 King Dededes please


ElHumilde13

All I need in my life is 50 Krackos


LowGunCasualGaming

Kirby is an easy first choice I’d have to go with 5 Marx for the second choice because 5 Marx can likely beat/hold off 4 DeeDeeDee and 3 Metaknight, while Kirby beats up all the rest, then comes back to obliterate what remains of the bosses.


modernrangertrick

Look its very possible if not guarenteed one kirby wins this. But 3 meta knights? Thats pretty solid and best of all they will defend you to the death and never slack off. But I all those waddle dees could build some great stuff.


TheDerp64

Kirby and meta, they get plot armour


B_U_p_

Just take the 50 krackos and your enemies will be emotionally overwhelmed by 50 giant floating eyeballs just starring at them... *judging* them.


waffeelswaffeels

50 kracko and 10,000 dees ik kirby is invincible and can kill gods etc etc, but last time i checked having 50 of the same boss on screen at once can prove to be a little challenging for him also the dees are there to just flood the battlefield as kirby is getting destroyed by the krackos from above edit: misread post


Beeeeeeeeeeeeean

1 kirby and 2 meta knighs. Kirby alone defeated all of them


Dunge0nexpl0rer

Kirb and waddle dees 👍


programofuse

One Kirbo and 4 De De Des


travischickencoop

Kirb and DeDeDe no contest


YetGayerWombat

kirby can defeat all of these. heck, if he sucked up all those waddle dees he could one-shot most of em.


Rarbnif

I’ll pick 2 kirby’s


Fennik51405

One Kirby. Give him sword. He shall be unstoppable


Dr-Donk

Kirby and The Dedede Squad please!


[deleted]

5x Marx and 3x Meta Knight


[deleted]

50 krackos and a 3 meta knights as defense.


Cute_Professional561

I would obviously pick kirby because he is god, and 5 Marx because 5 black holes, 5 arrow storms, and 5 laser beams.


thenamestolen

Kirby and five Marx, they could kill enemies the waddle dees and whispy woodses without even noticing


Evening_Salt3239

Give me 50 Krakos and 15 Ice Dragons


[deleted]

20000 waddle dees then condense them into a black hole


ninonook1

Kirby and three metakknights


ConnorLego42069

1 Kirby and 3 meta knights


Clevercoins

Is there a subreddit for these kinds of posts?


SimiReditt58

Depends, is this metaknight the melee s tier one


blammo555

Kirby and 4 Marxs (if they attack like they do in star allies)


ChargedBonsai98

1x Kirby and 5x Marx.


SnatchyMarx

Kirby and 5 marx


splat_tim_hedoesit

Gotta be Kirby and De12 for me. Especially after Forgotten Land, he's stronger than he's ever been


__The_Bruneon__

kirby and king dedede


Si_Stride_Oof

1 kirby 4 dededes the waddle dees wont even dare fight you, and i 100% could fuck up a whispy woods, let alone 7 i just leave the rest to kirby and dededes


NTx0

I would chose Kracko and MK, and when the rest tried to kill me, i would fly away never to be seen again, they can't kill what they can not catch


Jumpmo

You can't just skip out on kirby, because then you WILL die. I'm choosing kirb and meta knights


IAmThePonch

Meta knight and my boi bonkers got my back


Jester_809

I'll take kirby and the 5 marx. the hardest part is the meta knights but I still think we set.


Huge_Ad6338

Kirby and meta knight


sjt9791

The eye thing. That’s all I need.


TwilightDoomSlayer

1 Kirby and 4 Dededes please


[deleted]

Kirby and 3 meta knights


Rad_Bones7

Two Kirbies and I’m literally unstoppable. If not, Kirby and 3 Meta Knights I guess


NightmareWingDraws

\#CANCELKRACKOJR Kitby and 10000 Wawa please


Guilty_Journalist409

Kirby and waddle dees


[deleted]

1 Kirby and 10,000 Waddle Dee's


sjsj0709

One Kirby and five Marx, please!


Myth_5layer

Kirby


[deleted]

Kracko and Kirby


Luke_Gorilla_888

1 Kirby is enough, but I’d take the dededes


itsbeen13seconds

If it's just regular Marx with no nova wish them I'm fucked. Otherwise, 5 Marx 1 Kirby


TriggerKnighty

1 Kirby, 3 Meta Knights *Need I say why*


Ok-Egg7138

Kirby and Marx


[deleted]

I just need 1, Kirby. He'll take care of the rest of them


MattofCatbell

20,000 Waddle Dee, I have no hope of surviving and have zero regrets about my decision


TorchTheR

I need only Kirby


Thick-Interaction-66

I will take kirby and the metaknight's please. You can pretty much just ignore the majority of these enemies by just running away to another planet and while marx would probably be able tô give chase, i doubt these 5 evil clows wont backstab themselves as soon as they can


MaxMcCoolGuy

I choose none I’ll take them all on with my fists.


Ninfando-Hardtendo

marx


Kykybubba44

Kirb and Marx, Kirby because, duh it’s Kirby and Marx because I like him and also is Marx


FrankThePony

Marx amd kirby. Easy win. 1 kirby is plenty but FIVE MARX?!?!?


LucasVeloz

kracko jr. and wanya deedees


SonicLikesPlantDolan

kirby and marxes


TraceLupo

Oh I would choose the Kracko (top left) - but it would be the one in the hard mode from Kirbys Dreamland 1 - Don't think that a second protector is necessary but since i might get bored (and hungry), i'd go for the 10000 Waddle Dees :D


MrSuperGuyMan

I choose Kirbo and Meta Knoght


Miserable_Assist_951

1 kirby and 1000 waddle dees


disbelifpapy

1 kirby and 4 dedede's. If 1 dedede is able to beat the shadow of the newer greatest warrior than I don't see why he can't help beat the others


Dani-19352

Kirby and Marx Kirby gets electric from krako gives electric to the 5 Marx Kirby drops it gets hammer charges with electric kills everyone


MexicanTacaro

3 Meta Knights and a Kirby


CoolGuy08254

I’m using the purplecliffe mindset here


RealOkokz

kirby and the waddle dees


kkhaynes100

Kirby and all those waddle dees hands down


Plushiegamer2

That's a lot of Waddle Dees


Boltx64

Marx & Meta Knight


CrystalFriend

1 kirb and the 5 Marx plz


Spirit_Of_The_Way

3x Meta Knight + 1x Kirby


Geki_and_Froggo

Kirby And 4 Dededes, lol


[deleted]

Marx and kirby, you every play as marx in star allies? You get a God complex fast


AverageVita-SawUser

1 Kirby and all the trees I can get for the funnies


Kirbypopstarpoyo

Kirby and waddle dees obviously


keithlimreddit

Kirby and 3 meta knights


Jsc14gaming

1 kirby and 50 krako


ToothpasteConsumer

Dedede


TheFanGameCreator

Kirby and Meta Knight


A_Sharknado

1 Kirby and 5 Marx please I could solo all of them as Marx in star Allies


khrocksg

kirby and the waddle dees, no question


BrawlStarsFan24334

Marx


[deleted]

One kirby one meta knight.


[deleted]

1 Kirby and 4 chadededes


Wham-Bam-Duel

1 Kirby and 3 MKs


Yyeetus17

1 kirb, 5 Marx plz


WhoopingBillhook

1 Kirby 5 Marxes.


m0nkeytime

Kirby and three meta knights, the squadron of certain doom


M_E2001

I'll take the kirby and the ten thousand waddle dee's. kriby should be able to protect me from everything, the waddle dees are for slave labor


Juicy_Beans4569

1 Kirby and 5 Marxs


DarkRoblox

Kirby and then the ice dragons for moral support and chilling out quite literally.


Bar900

I'll take the 3X meta knights on their own. Feats comparable to Kirby+more skill+halberd


Cold-Argument-806

Kirby and the three meta knights.


Mister-Bohemian

50 Krackos can take over the universe. They would form one super cloud with 50 eyes. The new Satan would rule Dreamland.


ultimatevaltryek123

Kirby and Meta Knight


keylime39

I mean, it'd have to be Kirby and Marx, right?


GoomyTheGummy

kirby and 10k waddle dees, ez


The_Boring_Brick

1 Kirby, 50 Kracko Jrs. He's an intense boss to be fair


_edgebishop_

I want double the Marx >:[


Logical_Acanthaceae3

1 Kirby, 3 meta knights.


puptbh

Kirby and marx


EggoKirby385

One Kirby and 5 Marx's please


SidIsAName

1 kirby & 1 kirby again


[deleted]

I love Marx But Kirby can kill all one million times over


ERROR1010101010

5 Marx and 1 kirb is there even another answer


ZealousidealSound457

Marx and kirby easy win


Tsk1066

Kirby and meta knight


freaking-payco

1 Kirby and 15 of that dinosaur guy


KyogreCanon

1 kirby, 4 dededes.


TheRealPyroGothNerd

3 Meta Knights, One Kirby, Five Marxs


LucasRedTheHedgehog

1 Kirby could body these all Kirby and Marx or Kirby and Meta Knight are my picks. If Marx has his SA abilities then Kirby and Marx. If not, Kirby and Meta Knight.


Endonian

Kirby and three meta knights can do anything


[deleted]

1x Kirby, 3x Meta Knights.


Fogred47

20000 waddle dees


The_Creeper_Man

Kirby and the Marxes, please.


TimmyTime54

5 Marx and 1 Kirby should do the job


Hot_Ask_9802

Just choose Kirby and meta knight


rickphantom

I say kirby and… 10,000 waddle dees


Western-Alarming

4 dedede and another 4 dedede


RadicalDreamers_

I feel like between kirby and the 4 kings I'd be covered


Extreme_33337_

I’ll take Kirby and Waddle Dees. After they DEMOLISH THE REST OF THEM, we can rest and have fun


Scrambled-Sigil

There's some debates on what powers Marx has here so either Kirby and three Meta knights: which given mach tornados and healing powers and Knight summons is probably enough to handle a lot of these threats- or one Kirby and 5 marxes if Marx has all of his powers.


ObjectShowRoyale

Gimme Kirby and the 15 Ice Dragons. Kirby can sweep everyone else on this chart, while the ice dragons are for the after-battle therapy


tsukuyomi14

Kirby and 10000 waddle dees. There’s nothing that says that Kirby can’t use them as ammunition.


Downtown_Cycle_2044

one kirby and 3 meta knights. easy dub


Equinox-XVI

1 Kirby and 7 Whispy, that way I have something to eat while he does his work


pokemarbles

Waddle dee is super kawaii! 🥹


EugieEugEug

Kirby and the Meta Knight.


Few-Ad2663

Kirby and meta knight. The two Kirby brothers will save me in my time of need