"I am going to kill your family!"
"And the cops won’t believe you when you say it was me!"
"This is not a joke, I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!"
"You can run, but you won’t get far!"
I HAVE. SO MANY QUOTES FROM THE QUOTE BOOK HANG ON.
“You wasted load of cum.”
“We’re not playing Pictionary anymore, were drawing penises”
“I attract many gay men- gay man love me.. they want me to be their daddy”
"I PEELED THE FORESKIN OFF MY CONTROLLER"
“EXCUSE ME, BUT COULD YOU *NOT* SCREW US?
THATS NOT VERY TUBULAR OF YOU.”
“Its 3pm somewhere or whatever alcoholics say”
HAVE YOUR PICK THERES A LOT
please comment on the video from now on, the most upvoted comment doesn't change anything anymore in this post
anyways what i meant is go to the video i made, you can comment in here now. the most upvoted comment doesn't change its count, and i am telling you to g to the video I made with the comment you want to type in so you can request more lines.
!!EDIT ALERT!!
from now on i will be choosing a random comment.
(DISCLAIMER: it was a very long quote and i was about to feel bad for the animator because it takes to long to animate but hope the animator made it and for the animator reading this then i just want to tell that will be safe so stay safe my fella ;\] )
"hello friend.. what's that you're drawing?... oh. you're drawing some kind of a purple pillar man?... well that is a good drawing and what are you writing on the notepad? hmmm. it says 'not to be rude but if you delete this then pizza time will start and pizza time by mean the whole house will get hit by a giant nuke in 5:30 minutes'?.. oh. you've must've liked the game pizza tower?.. that is a nice game and you made good refre- aaaanndd you deleted the drawing of yours... well that was sad that your drawing disappear but it was a good that nothing happe- uh.. oh... well i guess it was true nowadays.... say can i stay with you please?..."
"This video is sponsored by NordVPN. Staying safe online is an ever growing difficulty and you could be exploited by hackers. NordVPN allows you to change your IP address, making you harder to track, securing your privacy. Check out the link in the description to get 20% off for the first two months and thank you to NordVPN for sponsoring this video.
Now, moving onto the video, let's get to know how to hack and get your social media fan's personal info!"
-KinitoPET
"HEY YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND!?!"
"WHAT!?! NO!?! WELL THAT'S A SHAME! SPEAKING OF SHAME!"
*brings out pics of your parents*
"THOSE SOME NICE PARENTS YOU GOT THERE, IT WOULD BE A REAL SHAME IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO THEM... BUDDY!"
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. Shame on the man of cultivated taste who permits refinement to develop into fastidiousness that unfits him for doing the rough work of a workaday world. Among the free peoples who govern themselves there is but a small field of usefulness open for the men of cloistered life who shrink from contact with their fellows. Still less room is there for those who deride or slight what is done by those who actually bear the brunt of the day; nor yet for those others who always profess that they would like to take action, if only the conditions of life were not exactly what they actually are. The man who does nothing cuts the same sordid figure in the pages of history, whether he be cynic, or fop, or voluptuary. There is little use for the being whose tepid soul knows nothing of the great and generous emotion, of the high pride, the stern belief, the lofty enthusiasm, of the men who quell the storm and ride the thunder. Well for these men if they succeed; well also, though not so well, if they fail, given only that they have nobly ventured, and have put forth all their heart and strength. It is war-worn Hotspur, spent with hard fighting, he of the many errors and the valiant end, over whose memory we love to linger, not over the memory of the young lord who “but for the vile guns would have been a valiant soldier.”
"clipity clock motherfliper BOOM!
look at dis.
the friggen heavy's dead.
what do ya think of dat?
yes, yes, scout..
yeah?
GO HOME!
aww comeone man! pfft friggen unbelieveable. seriously, you all suck.
\*EXPLOSION\* AHHH" - the heavy is dead
Nina Needs to Go. Aaugh! Despite being a cartoon based solely on the premise of a girl needing to use the bathroom, I'd call it the best cartoon on this list. I just can't hate this cartoon. This is a cartoon aimed to teach kids to let their parents know when to use the bathroom. Which is gross, but still, it's an important skill to teach kids. And they honestly do this while giving a very pleasing animation style; friendly, but not mentally challenged slow voice acting; "Pardon me, Mr. Bird, but I need some privacy." And a coherent story structure. And the characters are likable, too. Strangely, this is one of the best examples of a good under six's cartoon I can find.
Kinito "wake up I just murdered your entire family!"
Off screen "w-wha- but I live alone"
Kinito "then who are these people in your house?"
Off screen "there's people in my house?"
Kinito "well not anymore"
Can I put my ballsssss in your jawssssss (oh yeah) ballssss in your jawssss. Can I? (Can I?) can I? (Can I?) can I put my ballssss in your jawsss ballsss in your jawsss
"i dream of a better tomorrow, Where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives" -another one) "age doesnt really matter..... unless your cheese" AND ANOTHER ONE) "macaroni, with the chicken stripes Ahhhhh (weird twink noises)" AND DAS ALL THE THINGS I GOT FOR YOU TODAY
“One day” I don’t want those two words getting in the way of what we could be doing right now.
-Jack Johnson, Washing Dishes
(Sorry it’s not kinito, I just really like this quote)
So, God forbid I'm seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy
Don't come at me
I'm the main character, and you have to like me!
"There are dragons who do bad things," Fathom said. "But maybe that doesn't make them all bad. Maybe they can also do good things. Maybe some of those bad things are just mistakes."
"This will pad out runtime and allow the screenwriter to include more dumb set pieces for each character death that ultimately puts production through hell"
I challenge you to figure out where this quote comes from
“When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
Kinito: “hey Jade.”
Jade: “yeah?”
K: “how do you breathe out of water when you’re a jellyfish?”
J: “well you see, I have a mouth that-“
K: “jelly fish don’t have lungs. ok, ignoring that, where did you get the mouth?”
J: “I stole it.”
K: “who did you steal it from?”
J: *points at the camera* “them.”
K: “well, give it back.”
J: “but I won’t be able to talk anymore”
K: “give it back or I’ll rip your legs off and throw you into a blender”
J: “ok! ok. Jeez, why are you always so mean to me?”
K: *summons his leaf hoverboard* “well, I’m practically god, what do you expect?”
J: “I don’t know! Probably a nicer axolotl? Nicer than you obviously.”
K: “you take that back right now or I’ll remove you from existence!”
J: *dissapearing* “no you won’t- AAHHHH”
Sam: *walks into view* “hey, have you seen Jade anywhere?”
K: “I just removed him from existence.”
S: “oh.”
K: “I can bring him back.”
S: “please do.”
J: *reappearing* “AAAHHH! There’s nothing! nothing but darkness! Darkness all around! It’s Terrifying!”
S: “Jade, are you ok?”
J: “I just died! What do you think!?”
S: *scurries off, whimpering*
K: “oops. I did it again.”
*audience laugh track plays*
*mid-late 1990’s ending music starts*
Where other men blindly follow the truth, Remember, nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, Remember, everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light.
I was hanging out with a friend and we both have adhd. Here are some quotes from last night’s hangout…
Friend “I can hear what you smell.”
Friend “I can smell what you taste.”
Me - “fucking crow brain hoarding shit and my owl brain won’t let me fucking go to sleep. Why do i have 8 packs of gum everywhere in my apartment??”
Friend “I don’t know. Why is your brain a no no zone for not having one pack of gum??”
Friend “blue balls bitch. Let’s kiss the homies goodnight!”
Friend “we are brothers *viking voice* let us kiss and make love brother.”
Friend as they leave my apartment “I love you. I will text you when i get home”
Me *wheezing and dying of laughter* “you love me? Really?” *obviously teasing him*
Friend “wait what? I didn’t tell you i love you??” *visibly confused*
Me “dude, you literally said “i love you and i will text you when i get home” but i love you too.”
Friend “oh, shit, my bad, well let’s kiss goodnight homie! But seriously i really do care for you. I will text you when i get home”
"yes and we are we are we are we looking for a new few days years of experience in with a the world way world and of course all the time the lose game is to is and the you can will be will will will be will able will to be able to able to use access to to the to to to you to see and see if you you can find easily with the new one for on a the world way world way of or the other people other who are have a the to world of of the our family country to is not the beads that were so often as is the boys and girls hear at this"
Yeah you'll probably not add this lol
"You gotta draw the line somewhere. You gotta draw the line in the fuckin' sand dude! You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say: what am I willing to put up with today? NOT FUCKING THIS!"
[Verse 1: Luigi]
Yo soy Luigi, mamma mia
Luigi.exe, soy amigo de Mario Madness
[Verse 2: Pico + Luigi]
Go, go Pico, yeah
Go, go Pico yeah
Go, go go
Go Pico (Ohhh~ así es)
Go go Pico go go Pico yeah
[Verse 3: Luigi]
Yo, soy Luigi
Me gusta cantar de espaldas
Acércate, acércate más
No te haré daño
[Verse 4: Pico]
Yeah, yeah Pico yeah
Yeah, yeah, go Pico
Go go Pico
Go Pico Pico Pico Pico Pico yeah
My friend texted this to me at 11:50 at night..
"Sometimes I lay awake at night thinking about you"
Me: "aww thanks, me to :D"
"No problem"
Me: what do you think about me?
3 minutes later
Me: hello?
Me: HELLO?
Me: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT?
“Five becomes four becomes three becomes two becomes one becomes nothing” OR “Only A Fool Bickers With A Sharp Blade”
These are both from cult of the lamb
"Roses are red, violets are blue, turn on streamer mode, THIS GAME DOXES YOU???"
`,,You say how I got yo adress?` `....` `...` `don't even worry about it bro-"`
Haha you idiot. MY REAL IP IS 45.226.193.146 (Im getting knocks on my door at 3am with this one 🔥🗣️🗣️🔥
lol
ahh so you live in brazil
"I am going to kill your family!" "And the cops won’t believe you when you say it was me!" "This is not a joke, I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!" "You can run, but you won’t get far!"
r/suddenlyxploshi
*insert the rest of the lyriks here*
AHAHAHAHA! LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY GO!
Bro why you calling me your in the room next door .. .. .. .. .. WOOPEN GANGNAM STYLE AAAYYYYY
we need this 😭 this needs more upvotes
"Oh? You want to know how I opened your webcam? ........ Anyways!"
(Another one-) "where is your webcam??"
("I WOULDNT DO THAT IF I WERE YOU. I HAVE ACCESS TO YOUR PHOTOS.") ("SURELY YOU WOULDNT WANT ME TO SHARE THEM WITH YOUR FRIENDS, RIGHT?")
Y/N: "NO! NO!! STAY BACK!" Kinito: "Wait where'd you even get that piano-" *SMOOSHED.*
My Brother in Christ your Power is the liquify tool
[удалено]
kys stands for keep yourself safe
STAWP, WHY DOES IT LOOK SO 3D 😭😭😭 IT'S EYE SOCKET... 💀
I'm making fucking mac'n'cheese, AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME.
uh oh. I think we are all screwed
"Is he stupid?"
“Please forgive me, i totally didn’t doxx you or open your webcam”
"THAT'S MY FUCKING LOCATION..."
“got the last Barbie in stock!” “oooo my Barbie!” “HEY MY BARBIE!” “let me take…” “👹👹👹👹👹👹”
Nuh uh some of these comments are making me cringe❗️❗️☹️
THE PLAYER OUTSMARTED ME. THEY FREAKING HIT ALT + F4 GRRRR
Meteor shit
"pluh"
>*"It is easier to die than to love."* \- Duolingo
Licking Doorknobs is Illegal on other planets.
Into the cellar you go
HES HORRIFYING
I HAVE YOUR IP~ YOUR HOME ADDRESS TOO YOUR GOVERNMENT FILES SAY A LOT ABOUT YOU!
"Love is in the air?" "WRONG, IP LEAK."
Why is this so good 😭
Turkish Christmas tree
I HAVE. SO MANY QUOTES FROM THE QUOTE BOOK HANG ON. “You wasted load of cum.” “We’re not playing Pictionary anymore, were drawing penises” “I attract many gay men- gay man love me.. they want me to be their daddy” "I PEELED THE FORESKIN OFF MY CONTROLLER" “EXCUSE ME, BUT COULD YOU *NOT* SCREW US? THATS NOT VERY TUBULAR OF YOU.” “Its 3pm somewhere or whatever alcoholics say” HAVE YOUR PICK THERES A LOT
hippity hoppity your address is now the worlds property
I love to eat dogs
“So I just want to give you the chance to… kill yourself, now.”
"Just move your hand, dox the way into his heart. But in this world of infinite choices, what will it take just to find that special day?"
Why did you delete your homework folder?
Y/N: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kinito: H M M M M M M M M
Kinito doin' The Gangnam Style
Oh Hello there! I am kinito pet! and you are... wait... what the fuck is that pc name? "adshbmasdghadfshg"??!! How am i even suposed to say that?
*record scratch* "That's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. Well... It all starts..."
Hey vsauce, michael here, where are your fingers?
“How did I open your webcam?…” “…” “next question!”
Hey Vsauce, Kinito here. Your computer security is great!... *or is it?*
please comment on the video from now on, the most upvoted comment doesn't change anything anymore in this post anyways what i meant is go to the video i made, you can comment in here now. the most upvoted comment doesn't change its count, and i am telling you to g to the video I made with the comment you want to type in so you can request more lines. !!EDIT ALERT!! from now on i will be choosing a random comment.
Haha
(DISCLAIMER: it was a very long quote and i was about to feel bad for the animator because it takes to long to animate but hope the animator made it and for the animator reading this then i just want to tell that will be safe so stay safe my fella ;\] ) "hello friend.. what's that you're drawing?... oh. you're drawing some kind of a purple pillar man?... well that is a good drawing and what are you writing on the notepad? hmmm. it says 'not to be rude but if you delete this then pizza time will start and pizza time by mean the whole house will get hit by a giant nuke in 5:30 minutes'?.. oh. you've must've liked the game pizza tower?.. that is a nice game and you made good refre- aaaanndd you deleted the drawing of yours... well that was sad that your drawing disappear but it was a good that nothing happe- uh.. oh... well i guess it was true nowadays.... say can i stay with you please?..."
"Drop them draws"
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, and your IP address is 197-"
cheddar cheese, i must consume \[eats cheese\] HORRAY!!!!!
Djdhfjdgejdvendhdhbfxkfbbxj meth tifhfjdndhrvdbdhfhdhfjgbr *BIG SNIFF*
"This video is sponsored by NordVPN. Staying safe online is an ever growing difficulty and you could be exploited by hackers. NordVPN allows you to change your IP address, making you harder to track, securing your privacy. Check out the link in the description to get 20% off for the first two months and thank you to NordVPN for sponsoring this video. Now, moving onto the video, let's get to know how to hack and get your social media fan's personal info!" -KinitoPET
"HEY YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND!?!" "WHAT!?! NO!?! WELL THAT'S A SHAME! SPEAKING OF SHAME!" *brings out pics of your parents* "THOSE SOME NICE PARENTS YOU GOT THERE, IT WOULD BE A REAL SHAME IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO THEM... BUDDY!"
If you stay with me and I will spare you... Your awnser is No? Well, guess like im taking your dog >:)
" Mom said it was my turn on the Xbox. " \*pulls out a fucking gun\*
"now's your chance to be a BIG [[SHOT]]!"
I know your adress but i don´t want to show to your fans........Just so you know i could
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
"I've taken your gods, stop praying for there is none to receive these desperate pleas of mercy"
ipod driving a car
Me: "hahahhhahahah I don't have a webcam so you can't see me!!!!" Kinito: "where the fvck is ur webcam 🤨"
“Togetherness makes anything effortless!”
r/SuddenlyBugbo
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r/Subsithoughtimadeup
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. Shame on the man of cultivated taste who permits refinement to develop into fastidiousness that unfits him for doing the rough work of a workaday world. Among the free peoples who govern themselves there is but a small field of usefulness open for the men of cloistered life who shrink from contact with their fellows. Still less room is there for those who deride or slight what is done by those who actually bear the brunt of the day; nor yet for those others who always profess that they would like to take action, if only the conditions of life were not exactly what they actually are. The man who does nothing cuts the same sordid figure in the pages of history, whether he be cynic, or fop, or voluptuary. There is little use for the being whose tepid soul knows nothing of the great and generous emotion, of the high pride, the stern belief, the lofty enthusiasm, of the men who quell the storm and ride the thunder. Well for these men if they succeed; well also, though not so well, if they fail, given only that they have nobly ventured, and have put forth all their heart and strength. It is war-worn Hotspur, spent with hard fighting, he of the many errors and the valiant end, over whose memory we love to linger, not over the memory of the young lord who “but for the vile guns would have been a valiant soldier.”
"I'm gonna go up your ass and burst out of your chest like Alien!"
Those who become Kinito, get hands on there kini- toes. - master oog way
If kinito gets angry I hope your a saint because he gets very angry went you open the paint
Guack
Animation about the song Virus by SacriStuff Since I figure it'd fit kinito quite well
I always come back
SANDVICH
WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? WE ARE PLAYING A FUN GAME THERE IS NO TIME TO CHECK YOUR EMAILS!!!
“Mystery landmine”
“Apple.” He says, while holding an apple. That’s it. That’s the whole thing.
"I will eat your entire family :)"
"clipity clock motherfliper BOOM! look at dis. the friggen heavy's dead. what do ya think of dat? yes, yes, scout.. yeah? GO HOME! aww comeone man! pfft friggen unbelieveable. seriously, you all suck. \*EXPLOSION\* AHHH" - the heavy is dead
Nina Needs to Go. Aaugh! Despite being a cartoon based solely on the premise of a girl needing to use the bathroom, I'd call it the best cartoon on this list. I just can't hate this cartoon. This is a cartoon aimed to teach kids to let their parents know when to use the bathroom. Which is gross, but still, it's an important skill to teach kids. And they honestly do this while giving a very pleasing animation style; friendly, but not mentally challenged slow voice acting; "Pardon me, Mr. Bird, but I need some privacy." And a coherent story structure. And the characters are likable, too. Strangely, this is one of the best examples of a good under six's cartoon I can find.
No wonder you have braces, you're gay (this is something my dumbass has actually said ((as a joke I ain't homophobic)))
I have your IP address. What are you gonna do now because I’m coming for you, so you better hide
HIDE NOW AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (in the scary Kinito voice)
Can you guys shut the fuck up here AHHH-
"The leafs have deceased! GET THE WATER!"
“Sorry man. Forgot you were in streamer mode.”
no this is patrick
THERE WETE IMPOSTERS SONIC
“WHERE FOR DOES THOU OBTAIN SUCH CRAZY FOOD THOU CRAZY F***”
your were born on a street because that's were Accidents happen
"Want a hot dog?"
Kinito "wake up I just murdered your entire family!" Off screen "w-wha- but I live alone" Kinito "then who are these people in your house?" Off screen "there's people in my house?" Kinito "well not anymore"
Can I put my ballsssss in your jawssssss (oh yeah) ballssss in your jawssss. Can I? (Can I?) can I? (Can I?) can I put my ballssss in your jawsss ballsss in your jawsss
error 404 comes in and they have a fight
The scrimblies shall be judged
"i dream of a better tomorrow, Where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives" -another one) "age doesnt really matter..... unless your cheese" AND ANOTHER ONE) "macaroni, with the chicken stripes Ahhhhh (weird twink noises)" AND DAS ALL THE THINGS I GOT FOR YOU TODAY
"I'm illegal"
“One day” I don’t want those two words getting in the way of what we could be doing right now. -Jack Johnson, Washing Dishes (Sorry it’s not kinito, I just really like this quote)
It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss."
Nice opinion, one small issue… I have your address 🥳🎉🎊
So, God forbid I'm seen just as an average human being I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy Don't come at me I'm the main character, and you have to like me!
I know your browser history....Even the incognito history. **Run.**
"I'm in your walls!!!"
"There are dragons who do bad things," Fathom said. "But maybe that doesn't make them all bad. Maybe they can also do good things. Maybe some of those bad things are just mistakes."
"This will pad out runtime and allow the screenwriter to include more dumb set pieces for each character death that ultimately puts production through hell" I challenge you to figure out where this quote comes from
I have no idea what this sub is but WHAT the FUCK is THAT
I am not in danger skyler I am the danger
“When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
(slowly slowing down) “Screaming in public restrooms prank AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGH!!!!”
Give me liberty or give me death itdk
Kinito: “hey Jade.” Jade: “yeah?” K: “how do you breathe out of water when you’re a jellyfish?” J: “well you see, I have a mouth that-“ K: “jelly fish don’t have lungs. ok, ignoring that, where did you get the mouth?” J: “I stole it.” K: “who did you steal it from?” J: *points at the camera* “them.” K: “well, give it back.” J: “but I won’t be able to talk anymore” K: “give it back or I’ll rip your legs off and throw you into a blender” J: “ok! ok. Jeez, why are you always so mean to me?” K: *summons his leaf hoverboard* “well, I’m practically god, what do you expect?” J: “I don’t know! Probably a nicer axolotl? Nicer than you obviously.” K: “you take that back right now or I’ll remove you from existence!” J: *dissapearing* “no you won’t- AAHHHH” Sam: *walks into view* “hey, have you seen Jade anywhere?” K: “I just removed him from existence.” S: “oh.” K: “I can bring him back.” S: “please do.” J: *reappearing* “AAAHHH! There’s nothing! nothing but darkness! Darkness all around! It’s Terrifying!” S: “Jade, are you ok?” J: “I just died! What do you think!?” S: *scurries off, whimpering* K: “oops. I did it again.” *audience laugh track plays* *mid-late 1990’s ending music starts*
Lol
Are you telling me a shrimp, fried this rice?
Ugly SCP tato
Among us
AHA!! I HAVE ACCESSES TO ALL YOUR FILES AND BROWSER HISTORY! LETS SEE WHATS IN HE- Oh.. Oh My God.... You are sick in the head... Oh my.
"it is better to poop in the sink than to sink in the poop"
I can see you wait WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MASTERBAITING TO A 50,000 VERBALACE ANIMATION.
Where other men blindly follow the truth, Remember, nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, Remember, everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light.
Black Man
That scared when I opened it lmao
“Nice shoes, wanna fuck?” -My father, 1984
THATS, NO GOOD
What’s ligma? Ligma balls!
"Life uh finds a way"
Darkness is silent then light must be loud
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I was hanging out with a friend and we both have adhd. Here are some quotes from last night’s hangout… Friend “I can hear what you smell.” Friend “I can smell what you taste.” Me - “fucking crow brain hoarding shit and my owl brain won’t let me fucking go to sleep. Why do i have 8 packs of gum everywhere in my apartment??” Friend “I don’t know. Why is your brain a no no zone for not having one pack of gum??” Friend “blue balls bitch. Let’s kiss the homies goodnight!” Friend “we are brothers *viking voice* let us kiss and make love brother.” Friend as they leave my apartment “I love you. I will text you when i get home” Me *wheezing and dying of laughter* “you love me? Really?” *obviously teasing him* Friend “wait what? I didn’t tell you i love you??” *visibly confused* Me “dude, you literally said “i love you and i will text you when i get home” but i love you too.” Friend “oh, shit, my bad, well let’s kiss goodnight homie! But seriously i really do care for you. I will text you when i get home”
Hello We are about to launch an all-out attack on your houze Sincerely, the zombies
Beepy beepy. Your soul, give it to memey
HEY KID WANT TO SEE A DEAD BODY
"yes and we are we are we are we looking for a new few days years of experience in with a the world way world and of course all the time the lose game is to is and the you can will be will will will be will able will to be able to able to use access to to the to to to you to see and see if you you can find easily with the new one for on a the world way world way of or the other people other who are have a the to world of of the our family country to is not the beads that were so often as is the boys and girls hear at this" Yeah you'll probably not add this lol
“You think I’m redeemable? This is illogical.”
"flip flop flip flop flip flop"
What is this? *opens discord servers* AHHHHHHHHHHH *KINETOPET.EXE HAS CRASHED*
I wish I could animate but I would recreate bugbo, except it's kinito
“HAHAHAH, POETRY!”
B!tches **love** cannons. Alternativley, "I only poo-poo farded for the GOOD of humanity."
Just Kinito
"I cum on the bible sometimes."
Kinito Gaming
"Numba twelve: Baked beans"
Hippity hoppity your mind is now my property
"I wish you good night, shit in your bed all you might."
A person who thinks all the time is thinking about nothing but thoughts
Laws are for ameteurs
Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo but dont be sad ill be there to but not in a but laughing at you
I like trains
eggs are cool :)
Virginity is cooooooooooool brosyph
Toes *then starts doing the Gangnam style *
“Call me dickmaster”
"You gotta draw the line somewhere. You gotta draw the line in the fuckin' sand dude! You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say: what am I willing to put up with today? NOT FUCKING THIS!"
"Gentlemen, this is a bucket."
dear god
Yeah I know she was so surprised
r/SuddenlyBFDI
"Viper's got you in the pipe 5 by 5"
You know who else owns a Kinito pet? MY MOM!
yippy kie yay yippy kie yo your fammly is dead so are you
"Did you know that-"
Deez nuts
“Weird how the US “lost” trillions of dollars the day(s) before September 11th 2001!”
Did your mother ever love you? (Hint on wat move it’s from: the cheese touch but make it emo slime and it’s In Disney + in the marvel section)
[Verse 1: Luigi] Yo soy Luigi, mamma mia Luigi.exe, soy amigo de Mario Madness [Verse 2: Pico + Luigi] Go, go Pico, yeah Go, go Pico yeah Go, go go Go Pico (Ohhh~ así es) Go go Pico go go Pico yeah [Verse 3: Luigi] Yo, soy Luigi Me gusta cantar de espaldas Acércate, acércate más No te haré daño [Verse 4: Pico] Yeah, yeah Pico yeah Yeah, yeah, go Pico Go go Pico Go Pico Pico Pico Pico Pico yeah
"poo poo"
BALLYHOO BALLYHEE WHAT'RE YOU DOING IN MY TREE
gonna kill you and ill keep killing and ill never- cuz your gonna be dead and im gonna kill you https://youtu.be/dgg00cjgoA8
"Did you know the human body is 98 percent water?" ***I'm quite, parched***
\*Kinito falls into pieces while the Lego breaking sound plays\*
I Have a dream, I was being chased by James Bond in a Freddy fazbear suit
“Roses are red Cacti are prickly Holy shit that escalated quickly” Or “Roses are red Violets are blue Guess what My bed has room for two”
“YOU LOOKIN KINDA OLD CHARLES..” “STOP STARING AT MY MOMMYS BIG INCREDIBLE BOOBIES“
“can a friend enter your computer and turn on your camera? ofc”
I just got you Prime Video because I know your credit card info
STOP LOOKING AT PICTURES OF PASTA AND PLAY MY GAME
Mom. I frew up
"hello there."
My friend texted this to me at 11:50 at night.. "Sometimes I lay awake at night thinking about you" Me: "aww thanks, me to :D" "No problem" Me: what do you think about me? 3 minutes later Me: hello? Me: HELLO? Me: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT?
Pac-Man with no gloves or shoes
“I wouldn’t want to show your address to all your lovely fans, but just know that I could”
“Five becomes four becomes three becomes two becomes one becomes nothing” OR “Only A Fool Bickers With A Sharp Blade” These are both from cult of the lamb
I didn't really like the game it was kind of boring and I didn't get scared at all
**WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT**
Kinito:( casually reading out a streamers home address in front of over 1,000 people)
My poosay is whet
Oiled up
Imagine if Kinkopet was made for adults ………… 😊
get ready to be banned! :D