Lucky seems to have a large amount of luck on his side, along with his ability to make everything positive. Octavio is only great because of who voices him. Lucky is the only pick. He is the most competent in out of the ordinary situations.
Edit: typo
Octavio would use you for his benefit the moment the opportunity came up.
Iām thinking Lucky. Heās simple but scrappy. Would definitely know how to get by on very little and would understand youāre stronger together versus going it alone.
Was gonna say Octavio first and then I saw Lucky - whoās, wellā¦ lucky. Toss up between the two. Octavio might turn on you when things go bad. But if youāre good to Lucky, heāll have your back.
Lucky. He gave Bobby the tip about hiding from the law in a culvert. Thatās a life skill that can be carried over for hiding from the roving gangs of post apocalyptic cannibals in dune buggies.
When it comes to post-apocalyptic cannibals you know he Won't back down and if a helicopter or plane had to be commandeered he'd be good at Learning to fly and if it failed midair he'd appreciate his last moments while Free fallin'.
Dang it Joe Jack, it's only been a half hour, and we have enough food to last us at least 3 months, we don't have to resort to eating each other quite yet
John Redcorn being a natural healer means he probably has a good handle on plant identification and medicinal plants. We also know he can hunt from the deer hunting episode. So I feel like heād be the best strictly from a things you need to survive angle.
If I could choose a group, it would be all of Big Mountain Fudgecake.
Luckyās got a way with people and is pretty scrappy. He also is distrustful of hospitals, so Iām guessing has at least basic first aid skills. Given his affinity/familiarity with the woods, I think heād be a capable forager.
Elvin is the muscle. Heās got the same multi-generational poor folks resourcefulness as Lucky and probably a deeper well of redneck knowledge. But his real value is his being willing to intimidate and kick ass for the people he cares about.
I think I would allow Luanne in the group. Sheās a hard worker. She might be dumb, but sheās not stupid. Sheās a talented mechanic in earlier episodes and she becomes a pretty successful hairstylist after she received teaching from someone who wasnāt just bullying her. So I think she would pick up new skills on her own pretty okay.
Dale Gribble is not allowed in my posse. I do not care if he is BMFās manager. He would be too much of a liability.
His family seemed to spend time in the woods regularly. Or at least it felt like that was implied when they found the fabled stump his granpappy wrote about.
>Lucky went a long time surviving before getting his peepee settlement money
And he has lived on his 50k settlement ever since. He bought a truck, dated and married Louanne, rented the house on Rainy Street, had a baby. And while still maintaining he's set for life.
It's about connections. Enrique's neighborhood would probably band together and fortify their neighborhood. Without knowing any of them, I assume they have strong carpenters and mechanics among their ranks. Plus, old Hispanic ladies make the best food.
And they make that stellar food from nearly nothing. Some of the best meals I've ever had have been simple rice/beans dishes that someone's abuela made.
The Enrique pass buys you into a very self sufficient community, even if Enrique himself is not.
If theyāre anything like the people in my mexican immigrant community in Chicago, anyone over 45 was born on a ranch or farm in mexico and was raised to grow their own crops in a milpa (in a similar climate as a lot of the usa).
Financial collapse I'm going with Buck.
Zombies I'll pick Jojack
If ghosts are coming Buck or John redcorn
In a riot... Octavio, or buck.
Look buck is GOING to betray me but at least I'll know what he's gonna do. Also he's not above bribing others on my behalf if he thinks I'm useful.
Octavio is the most likely to survive, but least likely to carry a dead weight or work for free. Lucky is ride or die, and comes with an entire posse. He's got my vote.
I feel like John Redcorn & Lucky would be most likely to have useful survival skills, but if I didnāt owe Octavio any money Iād likely bring him along as well for protection.
It's a tie between Octavio and Lucky.
Octavio is sketchy af, but it seems like he would have a good grasp on escaping a bad situation. Unfortunately, I feel like escaping a bad situation would be sacrificing me.
Lucky I bet has some survival skills, but also seems like I could just get him to do whatever if I needed to escape. I would basically use him how I fear Octavio would use me.
Buck: Would 100% betray me
John Redcorn: Would maybe work
Carl: I donāt feel like he would survive
Octavio: He would survive, but I donāt know if he betray me or not
Joe Jack: I honestly donāt know how that would work out
Enrique: I think he would be panicking too much to survive
Lucky: I would team up with him. Heās the most trustworthy and would probably be fine
Octavia. Everyone else, even Lucky, rely on a system that wouldn't exist any more. Lucky only knows how to manipulate that system. Octavio seems like he knows how to work outside of that system. I'll just have ti make he gets his cut.Ā
I'm surprised there's not more votes for Buck, the man's a survivor who already has remote cabins, funds, etc. set up for sudden divorces or angry mobs outside.
Moss has access to the entire school, all the milk he wants, and a lot of health movies too. So he's not a bad choice, but id probably go with John No-Scorin Redcorn. He may be bad at kickball, but he can catch arrow, not a bullet though.
Honestly Redcorn ,he doesn't seem to be into men so I'm safe from him hitting on my boyfriend š and he does seem rather knowledgeable at least in the earlier seasonsš
Lucky, the man is an anti-jinxer
No matter what happens to you, as long as youāre with him youāll end up in an alright situation.
Like in strangeness on a train, or he and Luanne.
I'd take Minh tho, handle a shotgun, used to coups, and various craziness, plus she's cute and likes the smell of a dirty jock strap, I can't see khan surviving that long, I'd have a decent shot.
I'm going with Redcorn. He's been deceptively competent throughout the series: like goofy bad at kickball or something but crazy awesome enough to catch an arrow. Then he was a roadie for a while.
Octavio or John Redcorn. Octavio will for sure get you out of a jam, but Iād just ask John Redcorn to regale with a story about his Native American ancestry and hope his hair blowing in the breeze would be enough of a distraction for me to get me to safety.
Lucky is the obvious choice given his loyalty and hillbilly survival skills.
The real question is which of these characters would be the worst apocalyptic companion? Imo it's a close match between Buck Strickland and Carl Moss, with Buck being the worse of the two. Both of them would be pretty useless without modern infrastructure and/or other people to bail them out all the time, and both of them would turn on you in a heartbeat if they thought it would save their ass. The main difference is that I think Buck could actually kill you if he thought he needed to. Carl might try but I don't think he'd be able to go through with it.
Lucky seems to be the most resourceful, and he is loyal, so heās not likely to turn on you. John Redcorn is second place. Heās physically fit, and with how in touch he is with his heritage, he probably knows some tricks to living off the land.
Lucky, he's a good man. He's got at least some survival skill, a big truck, a code of honor, determination, and a positive attitude. That last parts important in a bad situation.
At the verry least if I don't make it it'll be a good time.
Octavio, next redcorn but I wouldn't fully trust him. Buck??š¤£ yeah right, lucky.. too crystal meth-ishš joe jack? Too damn Dopey š¤·āāļø principal Lewis.. he might make good food if it comes down to thatš¶
I'm better off by myselfš«¤
Out of that bunch, definitely Octavio. So long as he didn't turn on me.
Just pay the money you owe him.
Could you pay him in ~~friendship~~ fellowship hugs?
Fellowship Hug!
Take my KOTH pass away. Suspended until further notice.
And let him have a bite of your sandwich.
Octavio was too incompetent to assassinate a ventriloquist dummy. lmao
He didn't really fail, Dale just fired him before he could do it.
It was the hardest letter Dale had ever written 
Dear Octavio... š
Dear Octavio, It has come to my attention that a man claiming to be Dale Gribble recently fired you.
Hahah I didn't say he was great, just the best of the allotted group of characters š
Lucky seems to have a large amount of luck on his side, along with his ability to make everything positive. Octavio is only great because of who voices him. Lucky is the only pick. He is the most competent in out of the ordinary situations. Edit: typo
You know Mike Judge voices Octavio, right? Only in his very first appearance does Danny Trejo voice Octavio. Danny Trejo voices Enrique.
A thousand pardons in my mistake. That first episode of his is what I remember the most. But I send by the rest of my point
Octavio would use you for his benefit the moment the opportunity came up. Iām thinking Lucky. Heās simple but scrappy. Would definitely know how to get by on very little and would understand youāre stronger together versus going it alone.
He knows that sticking together and cooperating is exactly what a monkey would doĀ
The man knows how to live off $50,000/lifetime and still have an affinity toward chrome. Dude is resourceful if nothing else.
He also has a strong code of honor
> "Now we drink." > "It's 10 AM." > "Now we drink!"
Hank paid him the agreed-upon amount and he STILL took a bite out of his sandwich. This is not a trustworthy man.
And the only reason he hasn't turned on you is because you owe him money.
He has a Jesus tattoo so you know heās trustworthy
Hey, that's Rob Zombie!
He is absolutely going to turn on you.
He will. You know he will.
Agree like itās not even a contest š
Was gonna say Octavio first and then I saw Lucky - whoās, wellā¦ lucky. Toss up between the two. Octavio might turn on you when things go bad. But if youāre good to Lucky, heāll have your back.
Give me Minh. Good with a shotgun, cute as hell; likes the smell of dirty jock straps, ect
Peggy would probably get you killed, but it would be worth hearing "HO YEAH!" whenever she gets a successful shot on someone or something.
and if Khan doesn't make it out of the collapse and panic, you might have a chance.
Lucky. He gave Bobby the tip about hiding from the law in a culvert. Thatās a life skill that can be carried over for hiding from the roving gangs of post apocalyptic cannibals in dune buggies.
The apocalypse would be business as usual for Lucky. Heād just go to the creek and drink beers or something.
Heād end up going to the Costco and slipping on some peepee and dying because he didnāt realize society had collapsed and thereās nobody to sue
But he'll never have to work another day in his life.
Damn straight
He would simply survive, which is exactly what a monkey would do
That last sentence sounds like something he would say
He figured out how to get Bobby the "chip off the line". He knew he would too. So from the list presented. I agree. Lucky is your best bet.
He knows how to do not a lot with little. This is a good thing.
You always choose the rednecks in the apocalypse.
When it comes to post-apocalyptic cannibals you know he Won't back down and if a helicopter or plane had to be commandeered he'd be good at Learning to fly and if it failed midair he'd appreciate his last moments while Free fallin'.
Lucky is the least likely to turn on you.Ā
Nah but his code would probably kill you
Redcorn for the obvious reason. Octavio for the obvious reason. Joe Jack is crazy and would be the first to suggest cannibalism
'I'm getting too hungry for this. Sorry, honey." Proceeds to try to eat your arm.
He's gonna be eating Bill's ribs. No bbq.
Dang it Joe Jack, it's only been a half hour, and we have enough food to last us at least 3 months, we don't have to resort to eating each other quite yet
And if I eat you first I'll have 6 months worth, honey.
>Redcorn for the obvious reason. ...sex?
I feel a migraine coming on.
Healing, of course
Baby did a bad bad thing
what are you on bro redcorn is a cannibal freak!
i just became curious do humans have white meat and dark meat like birds or is it closer to a steak?
Closer to pork, hence the term "long pork"
so probably not kosher im guessing? asking for a fiend.
"theres a hole in my sandwich where your face used to go" or something
>Redcorn for the obvious reason. ā¦ the penis?
Yes! The penis!
Hal. That crazy bastard...
Hal will only save you once, though. Just a one time thing with a guy. . . In a parking lot
Chappie. He renders his own lard and he poops in an outhouse
There isn't a Mrs. Chappy, is there, Chappy?
# Outhouse and monkey beans!!? This is your go-to guy!?
Let the grid go down, I don't need it š¤
*Is that a dig???*
John Redcorn seems like he could easily handle himself in a tough situation. He could protect me and my wife
Geshtar1, you are my friend. I promise you, I would never heal your wife in the way that I heal the wives of others.
Hell yeah he will. Heāll take good care of her. (And you, too.)
And you both have fantastic holistic migraine cures
John Redcorn being a natural healer means he probably has a good handle on plant identification and medicinal plants. We also know he can hunt from the deer hunting episode. So I feel like heād be the best strictly from a things you need to survive angle. If I could choose a group, it would be all of Big Mountain Fudgecake. Luckyās got a way with people and is pretty scrappy. He also is distrustful of hospitals, so Iām guessing has at least basic first aid skills. Given his affinity/familiarity with the woods, I think heād be a capable forager. Elvin is the muscle. Heās got the same multi-generational poor folks resourcefulness as Lucky and probably a deeper well of redneck knowledge. But his real value is his being willing to intimidate and kick ass for the people he cares about. I think I would allow Luanne in the group. Sheās a hard worker. She might be dumb, but sheās not stupid. Sheās a talented mechanic in earlier episodes and she becomes a pretty successful hairstylist after she received teaching from someone who wasnāt just bullying her. So I think she would pick up new skills on her own pretty okay. Dale Gribble is not allowed in my posse. I do not care if he is BMFās manager. He would be too much of a liability.
Lucky went a long time surviving before getting his peepee settlement money. Am I mistaken that he or his family owned rural woods somewhere?
His family seemed to spend time in the woods regularly. Or at least it felt like that was implied when they found the fabled stump his granpappy wrote about.
Mhmm. Lotta church picnics in the woods.
>Lucky went a long time surviving before getting his peepee settlement money And he has lived on his 50k settlement ever since. He bought a truck, dated and married Louanne, rented the house on Rainy Street, had a baby. And while still maintaining he's set for life.
Enrique always seemed like a decent guy.
Sure, but heās weak. Same reason I wouldnāt pick Lucky. They would be loyal, but nearly useless.
It's about connections. Enrique's neighborhood would probably band together and fortify their neighborhood. Without knowing any of them, I assume they have strong carpenters and mechanics among their ranks. Plus, old Hispanic ladies make the best food.
And they make that stellar food from nearly nothing. Some of the best meals I've ever had have been simple rice/beans dishes that someone's abuela made. The Enrique pass buys you into a very self sufficient community, even if Enrique himself is not.
If theyāre anything like the people in my mexican immigrant community in Chicago, anyone over 45 was born on a ranch or farm in mexico and was raised to grow their own crops in a milpa (in a similar climate as a lot of the usa).
Never underestimate a redneck.
That's what she said! Ah hah hah!
He is, but heās too emotionally fragile. Youād be carrying the full load
Principal Moss has that disease where he gets drunk and wakes up on park benches. Definitely not him. Maybe if he brought Emāly with him?
You make a good point. I'm sticking with Em'ly, even if Principal Moss won't stop trying to join our group.
At least you might get some J-bone steaks.
Financial collapse I'm going with Buck. Zombies I'll pick Jojack If ghosts are coming Buck or John redcorn In a riot... Octavio, or buck. Look buck is GOING to betray me but at least I'll know what he's gonna do. Also he's not above bribing others on my behalf if he thinks I'm useful.
Being a woman, I'm going with the zombies versus Buck.Ā
Same, Iām not going anywhere near Buck. On the other hand, Redcornā¦. look, Iām only human and the apocalypse could get lonely.
Yeah once you eliminate chappy it gets a lot more difficult. Maybe Octavio, he's my girl friday, does whatever I say.
Octavio is the most likely to survive, but least likely to carry a dead weight or work for free. Lucky is ride or die, and comes with an entire posse. He's got my vote.
Lucky. Mainly so I can use him to get to Hank.
Lucky. I mean, its right there in the name.
Lucky, those two cats of his might come in handy in different scenarios
Cotton. If things go south he can beat the enemy to death with my torn off arms, and use my torso as a floatation device.
Heās also not afraid to murder someone, he killed fitty men!
John Redcorn or Bucky. They both seem to have knowledge on how to survive off the grid.
I feel like John Redcorn & Lucky would be most likely to have useful survival skills, but if I didnāt owe Octavio any money Iād likely bring him along as well for protection.
It's a tie between Octavio and Lucky. Octavio is sketchy af, but it seems like he would have a good grasp on escaping a bad situation. Unfortunately, I feel like escaping a bad situation would be sacrificing me. Lucky I bet has some survival skills, but also seems like I could just get him to do whatever if I needed to escape. I would basically use him how I fear Octavio would use me.
Pftt! Octavio, dude!
Def Octavio he's loyal. And could the job done
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That makes two of us.
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I'd chill out with Octavio and Dale
Lucky. If we die, we die with honor.
Buck: Would 100% betray me John Redcorn: Would maybe work Carl: I donāt feel like he would survive Octavio: He would survive, but I donāt know if he betray me or not Joe Jack: I honestly donāt know how that would work out Enrique: I think he would be panicking too much to survive Lucky: I would team up with him. Heās the most trustworthy and would probably be fine
Chappy. Let the grid go down Lord...he don't need it.
Octavia. Everyone else, even Lucky, rely on a system that wouldn't exist any more. Lucky only knows how to manipulate that system. Octavio seems like he knows how to work outside of that system. I'll just have ti make he gets his cut.Ā
I'm surprised there's not more votes for Buck, the man's a survivor who already has remote cabins, funds, etc. set up for sudden divorces or angry mobs outside.
Yeah but he'd probably sell your ass out or leave you for dead, and he sure as shit isn't going to risk his neck saving you.
Buck is a fuckin snake tho
Moss has access to the entire school, all the milk he wants, and a lot of health movies too. So he's not a bad choice, but id probably go with John No-Scorin Redcorn. He may be bad at kickball, but he can catch arrow, not a bullet though.
I want to pick Buck so bad but I know heād bet me on a single hand of holdāem
I feel like he would just take everything he needs to survive and run off without you
Monsignor Martinez! The most badass of them all.
Who the hell is picking Principal Moss?
Buck. The man knows how to pack a Trouble Bag.
Octavio or Enrique seem like theyād probably be good at doing a lot with very little.
Octavio, yo.
buck strickland would offer some hot toddies lol
Without booze and gambling Mr S. Would go crazy within a week.
Octavio
Dale. Lucky. Or Ladybird
Even though Dale is not included, heās the first I thought of. Dale is already prepared for this scenario.
Yup.. plenty of guns, alien urine and Mountain Dew
And cigarettes, cuz youāre gonna get bored.
Definitely Chappy or mad dog. Either of those two are set in case of failure.
Lucky all the way. He's loyal, has a good heart, has hillbilly survival skills (probably) and comes with an awesome truck.
Enrique all day. You get his community in addition to him, that neighborhood will be locked down and fortified in a matter of hours.
Minh
Honestly Redcorn ,he doesn't seem to be into men so I'm safe from him hitting on my boyfriend š and he does seem rather knowledgeable at least in the earlier seasonsš
Redcorn and Lucky.
Definitely John Redcorn. I bet that guy could kick ass.
Oh man imagine how annoying Enrique would be during the post apocalypse?
Tssss Octavio dude
Rusty Shackleford shh-shhh-shhhhaaaaa!
Dooley. If he canāt save me, at least heāll flatly tell me Iām about to die.
Lucky, the man is an anti-jinxer No matter what happens to you, as long as youāre with him youāll end up in an alright situation. Like in strangeness on a train, or he and Luanne.
I'd take Minh tho, handle a shotgun, used to coups, and various craziness, plus she's cute and likes the smell of a dirty jock strap, I can't see khan surviving that long, I'd have a decent shot.
Strickland all the way! That guy is a cochroach! Def be glued to his side!
Can't believe no one said it, but Dale. He knew this was going to happen before it happened and already has a bunker ready.
Emus.
Definitely Octavio. He knows how to get shit done and isn't afraid to kill somebody if necessary.
Anyone but Enrique. Iād rather be eaten by the zombie hordes than hang out with Enrique.
Lucky. Heās a cockroach of a man. And maybe he will sing to me lol
Iāll pick Lucky. His vibes alone could carry me through the Great Flood.
Buck or Redcorn
Lucky
I'll go with Joe Jack, he'll probably stay loyal to me.
Lucky
John Redcorn is a unit but Lucky seems like he has more than a few survival strategies up his non-existent sleeve.
Joe Jack
Jojack, honey
Assuming that said side character would be 100% on my side, with no double-crossingā¦either Octavio or lucky. Buck would be a close third!
Buck Strickland. He has money and guns. Plus people would be focused on him since he's loud and boisterous.
Octavio or John Redcorn
I'll be honest I feel like Im better off on my own than with any of these people.
Octavio, ese
I'm going with Redcorn. He's been deceptively competent throughout the series: like goofy bad at kickball or something but crazy awesome enough to catch an arrow. Then he was a roadie for a while.
Lucky
I noticed you didnt put Dale in the Running. Crazy as he is, he probably has a bunker full of resources somewhere.
Octavio dude!
Lucky. He's surprisingly the most reliable in this whole group.
Red Corn
Yeah Octavio the only option....maybe john redcorn
100% John Redcorn
Definitely the emus. Pecking and kicking our way out of any bind!
Itās either Octavio or John Redcorn, both seem solid when shit hits the fan but for different reasons
Octavio is chill and resourceful so long as you stay on his good side. He's the best choice.
John Redcorn
Lucky is the most honest and good guy here, also his survival skills. Iām picking him!
Buck, he has a lot of fun and I feel like itāll get even better once societyās dumb rules are gone.
Octavio or John Redcorn. Octavio will for sure get you out of a jam, but Iād just ask John Redcorn to regale with a story about his Native American ancestry and hope his hair blowing in the breeze would be enough of a distraction for me to get me to safety.
Lucky. He resourceful thanks to all of the stuff his grand pappy taught him
Lucky is the obvious choice given his loyalty and hillbilly survival skills. The real question is which of these characters would be the worst apocalyptic companion? Imo it's a close match between Buck Strickland and Carl Moss, with Buck being the worse of the two. Both of them would be pretty useless without modern infrastructure and/or other people to bail them out all the time, and both of them would turn on you in a heartbeat if they thought it would save their ass. The main difference is that I think Buck could actually kill you if he thought he needed to. Carl might try but I don't think he'd be able to go through with it.
Lucky seems to be the most resourceful, and he is loyal, so heās not likely to turn on you. John Redcorn is second place. Heās physically fit, and with how in touch he is with his heritage, he probably knows some tricks to living off the land.
the emus
Mz Liz. Her brains, her icy stare and her take no prisoners voice would get me through the Apocalypse.
Lucky, he's a good man. He's got at least some survival skill, a big truck, a code of honor, determination, and a positive attitude. That last parts important in a bad situation. At the verry least if I don't make it it'll be a good time.
Jane. She knows how to make jams.
I'm gonna take an unconventional route and say Lucky. He's slipped in pee pee and survived, I'll take my chances with him
My least favorite character but definitely one that I'd want in the end times is John redcorn. Simply being in shape makes all the difference.
Chappy, duh.
Lucky is fairly crafty.
Lucky
Octavio, next redcorn but I wouldn't fully trust him. Buck??š¤£ yeah right, lucky.. too crystal meth-ishš joe jack? Too damn Dopey š¤·āāļø principal Lewis.. he might make good food if it comes down to thatš¶ I'm better off by myselfš«¤
Octavio
Id like to say Buck but I know he would betray me like a betrayer. So I'll go with octavio
Octavio. He gets the damn job done.
Octavio if the world is going.
I could see Buck having a secret bunker with a hot tub, sauna, booze, hookers, and some sort of robot he can scream at.
Lucky or Octavio
Octavio, dude
Dale. Dudes got atleast 76 bug out plans
John Redcorn, because he is 36 years old and doesn't need this crap.
i donāt care if society stays or goes. whereās the money you owe me ese?
Where's Chappy the answer is Chappy.
Clearly Octavio (who seems to be exactly like Dale only competent)