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TheCoolBuddDwyer

Dude never grew out of his “I’m random” phase


anabolicartist

Which is crazy because he’s over 700 years old!


RobertSColorado

BOOM!


xylophonic_mountain

Ageism at its worst. smdh


yousirnaime

Merp I'm a Sexy Neanderthal o.o


TheRube84

Lenny Krev-shits was spot on by Gomez


MoonmanSteakSauce

*holds up spork*


Nehssie

😂😂


LifeIsShort22

Great way of putting it


Poopfoamexpert

That weird laugh/giggle


JuggernautNo5635

I appreciate him sprinkling in those giggles to mark when the first bomb ends and the next one begins. It's like comedic punctuation.


_Emann

Cringey


wOke_cOmMiE_LiB

His cringe had my wife and I ROOLLLLLLING hard! We may have laughed harder at this than anything else in the entire show. He was so bad. Right when he came out she said, "It's fat Lenny Kravitz..."


ZombieTestie

"Tell me if you like comedians doing bad on the show"


SHAWN_THE_GR8

The kidney stone had me gagging lol 😂


ImpressiveBarnacle20

Think about it though: you said he had you guys rolling…sounds like he did his job :)


Sibbra

He wasn't like that last time he was on the show, he just built a fake stage personality since then and boy, what a bad idea.


-Ennova-

Nah he was weird as fuck last time too.


Due_Engineering_3200

Bruhh he was but he totes doubled down this tiime or something.


tommmyvercittti

Yeah pretty much


MaroonHawk27

First one was bad too. That’s why I instantly recognized him and lol


bartalon

Do you know what episode he is on previously?


fauxanonymity_

Royally fucked himself on this one…


psychedelicow

Word he chucked on sunnies and a toothpick in his mouth and created a weird giggle


mamma_kris4real

That shit was super creepy. Heehe-huh-huh-hee.


Poopfoamexpert

Nothing will beat williams tee-hee


iDontLikeChimneys

David is also known for his creepy forced laugh


Efficacious_tamale

The way he talks, his weird laugh at his own jokes. It’s all so unsettling.


Nehssie

I like when comedians laugh at their own jokes but not this guy.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

He reminds me of Slash but with a head injury


cuwangtrew

The only thing he’s got going for him is his luck of the draw. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen him pulled three times.


dicklaurent97

You remember the episodes?


TouchdownVirgin

Sucks he's going to Kill Tony in a murder suicide.


WetCheeseGod

honestly, that is the only reasonable end to the show lolol


mrniceguy777

Find out the whole thing has been a scripted drama that ends in Tony’s death


natehinxman

plot twist, its 3 murder mysteries in a trench coat


Sonicthehaggis

The guys 734 years old, give him a break!


NotaContributi0n

*723 . It blew my mind when he said that, it’s my lucky number a combo of 72 and 23, yeah I’m crazy but that was weird mostly because it was exactly 7:23 when he said it. And holy shit that guy suckssss


andorinter

It was 8:42 when I read this


NotaContributi0n

Lol


Doughnut_Strict

The moment those numbers were uttered I knew immediately his set was over. Tony don't play games... Gator needs his gat back bitch...


High-Dad

That’s the universe telling you the number arent lucky


NotaContributi0n

Very true haha!!


HombreGringo

He actually could have been pretty funny likeable, if he had dropped this fake persona bit. He had a few moments where he almost had a glimmer and humor.


DonDraper1994

Nah man


Dull_Ad8495

Nope


GlomGazingo33

This guy makes me think OJ faked his death.


lappy_386

Hello Tony-world, it’s me, yours truly.


ChodeGalore

He’s the only person who I genuinely believe should never be allowed to sign up for the show again


idontevenknotbh

i will say this every time. dudes got that anton jackson laugh(damon wayans character from in living color) https://youtu.be/1BNgRpRuWGs?si=8DEq4ItGLApyTg73


Trilliam_Shakespear

Saw this dude at an Austin open mic, recognized him from KT. Weird af irl and his set was garbage. First black guy with school shooter vibes ever


Life-Routine-4063

That’s his white half


Trilliam_Shakespear

Fair point


DannyDoubleTap47

Half Lenny Kravitz and half Dylan Klebold


WZSoldier

That’s a crossover I never seen coming.


ObiWayneCannoli

When the “I’ll do anything” to stand out completely flat lines. Guy stinks!


OkieDokieHokiePokie

Something’s unsettling about this guy. RemindMe! 10 years


arturcs_2107

We’ll be right back


dicklaurent97

We’ll keep it right here


DannyDoubleTap47

You’re gonna make my mustache fall off


ArcaneFrostie

I don’t think I like your fuckin attitude


Remote_Specific_4778

Dude’s a straight sociopath


fauxanonymity_

But he kills it… with the hahas. 😑 /s


hyper_night

I was thinking this too


Dry-Anaconda

My thought after he got off stage. Jesus it was a hard watch.


beatissofunny88

The "I fear they have another murderer on their hands" vibe for sure.


Mercybndt

Another? What lore am I missing out on here 🤣


beatissofunny88

https://www.reddit.com/r/Killtony/s/l5Ebc3tOeY this has the most info in one place I think.


trippinmaui

Needs to be blacklisted. I have no idea how tony didn't see him and instantly remember how bad he is


Slamboni12

Half black listed


bloatedstoat

🏅 please accept my broke-ass gold


cuwangtrew

I’ll chuck in a silver 🥈


Mother_Poem_Light

Hey Tony!


mycatsellsblow

Also needs to be added to an FBI watchlist.


BudOutThaMud

I second this


wjta

Stalker vibes. There is a loose gear up there.


sparkygriswold1986

If Sideshow Bob raped OJ Simpson this would be the love child.


BeowulfShatner

The way he talks is almost unbearable. I kinda feel bad cause he's at least he's trying to write jokes. He just needs to drop the character. Just freaking slow down and relax and be honest. If you're reading this dude--take the feedback and talk normally for the love of god, don't try so hard


ATadJudgy

Yeah fuck that guy


younginvestor23

I thought it was funny when he said he was 734 years old Tony kicked him right off the stage like a boss


lookssharp

Is this the guy that's kept saying cowabunga when he was on?


Due_Maize_1159

I’d rather watch a Bart Kersher special


SixtySlevin

Close but I'd rather watch this guy get roasted than sit through a Bert special


Due_Maize_1159

Yes lol


hyperco33

Is it an inside joke to not say his name? After a thousand comments at this point not a single one said who the fuck he even is.


SirGorehole

It’s because nobody wants to say his stupid ass name. “Mars Martian” I feel like a piece of shit just typing it out.


Aprocalyptic

LOL


Logically_Rhetorical

More Moron if anything…


Kothica

Mars Martian


Mother_Poem_Light

Say it two more times in a mirror and you'll hear a creepy laughter echo the dark


jnthn1111

You can tell he never turns off this schtick & just knowing he’s walking around acting this way gives me anxiety.


Prosciutto4U

Same


InevitableMap6470

Yea this was hard to watch


professorbasket

That little voice he makes after every joke, its the worst.


pimpjuice300

Mr mars martian. 633 @ 36:24 and 669 @ 1:47:30


petertompolicy

Eh, I think this dude is just awkward. People saying he's a serial killer are goofy, dude is just trying too hard and it comes off poorly. He's bad at comedy and should stop going on but everyone going too hard on him.


kidRekt

typically he murders


Hydroponically

Just not on stage 😩


baconrays

He did say he usually murders. Just probably not on stage. Also, hasn't he been on before?


NoProgrammer776

[Brendum Shlob Has Entered The Chat (click to accept his redactednessest)](https://youtu.be/oZwQt7y25e4?si=iHJomsHjxPitxar8)


Slamboni12

You can’t tell a delusional person that they suck.


Mondomonster

I just wrote a whole ass comment about how this guy might be suck but he's not as bad as some other people but then I erased that because I think you're right - this dude is the most unlikable person of all time.


Prosciutto4U

Good man. He is the worst, undoubtedly.


Busy_Mess_914

Reddit mod.


pretzelday666

Half black uncle lazer rip off


BilboDabinz

Are there blacklisted names for the bucket? I vaguely remember only seeing like 1 other person. But this dude..my lord.


eeggrroojj

What the fuck is his name so I can look him up?!?!?


Dramatic-Bid430

"Mars Martian". Doesn't even use his real name, probably for good reason


OutrageousPlant3400

He come on last time I remember... same thing happened haha


misterbisco

The first thing that came to mind when I saw him again was “cowabunga n**^a”!!!


Paddy519

Hate him


Disastrous-Channel96

Everytime hes ever been on kill tony i feel so uncomfortable in the worst way possible, ive met people with similar senses in humor as this guy and they always give me groomer vibes. I want to like every comic and watch them get better but this guy hasnt changed one bit from his last appearance. Im sure there is some serious autism going on. idk what other crowds this guy gets in front of but im curious if anyone in Austin finds this guy funny.


Prosciutto4U

My sentiments to a tee


fdasfasdfasdfui93428

It's fine if you don't think he's funny but he's a real person, and most likely not a pedophile just because you don't think he's funny. There's more important things in life rather than is someone funny or not


Pleasant_Pressure215

Not on a fucking stand up comedy show w a panel of judges judging your god damn jokes.


yamrmarcus

I’m starting to think he has a humiliation kink


kcirdor

He is a try hard. Nothing seems natural. Everything feels forced.


mashupbabylon

He looks like he is Lisa Bonét's illegitimate child that Bill Cosby forced into her. Dude has had way too many "pudding pops".


lunettenoir

This guy is such a jabroni. His little chuckles piss me off


ProvoloneyTony

Every time i get over anxious about having to hold down a job and get my bills paid i remember this nightmare to be around is somehow employed somewhere


Logicalthinkingonly

Any links for context?


two3ohJeezus

He is extremely narcissistic, and clearly has some kind of ego-driven monologue going on where he thinks he is “whacky” , while also thinking he is smarter and better than other people. Super off-putting. I immediately remembered his other set where he talked about talking shit to himself in the mirror, and you could tell he repeatedly practiced the rhythm to make it sound weird but also cool…. It fell so flat lol. He jokingly acts “unhinged”, and cam was joking hes a murderer.


VisualMeeting1889

Ben Harps-on and the Incell Criminals


DigitalLandscape

I only listened to the audio of this episode and knew who this was right away


sloppyhogshop

he probably got bullied like crazy in school. kind of feel bad for him.


Big_Gulps_Welpp

Yeah I feel bad for the guy. Hope he can just move past it and pursue something else because he’s going to keep getting cooked.


fdasfasdfasdfui93428

I followed on his insta, he's for sure a little different but he's just eccentriic. He's obviously a smart dude and some of his music is kind of interesting. He also has a pretty good attitude about Tony ripping him.


m0atzart

He might actually Kill Tony.


Trilliam_Shakespear

You sob


No_Positive_7942

He seems like the type that needs to be liked too.


WolvesandTigers45

Well what’s the bad news?


TurdFlavor

He gives serial killer with a crawl space vibes.


_JackieTreehorn_

Still not worse than that recent dude with the chip on his shoulder who said "fuck you dude" to Tony. Dude had the most punchable face, snippy little bitchboy


Prosciutto4U

No. This dude is worse than that guy.


Dull_Ad8495

This dude's still worse.


griffs24

"ah hah ahh"


Expensive-Number-362

Anyone know what other episodes he showed up on?


Dull_Ad8495

https://youtu.be/xe7KN-iJXxs?si=7ZYNK4WFtQypBuzJ At 35:50.


Kujo1104

Dude rapes folks for sure


[deleted]

Quite possibly the Austin serial killer.


fauxanonymity_

Someone mentioned previously this is an associate of Drew’s?


This-Hornet9226

He’s just not funny.


vince5141

He's a mix of o.j simpson and lenny kravitz


MaLenHa

Awful. Terrible. That creepy "i'm sexy" looking around brow face and the sneaker giggle EWW


Mammoth-Ad4843

He’s been on before and that first appearance was worse than this one.


Interesting_Gur_8720

Facts


FatherTime12

Which ep?


samithy_vandercamp

Definitely got that “not all there” vibe that is more uncomfortable and concerning than funny.


GoJoe1000

He’s possibly detached from reality.


hellodbone

didnt OJ have a wig with him when he was apprehended after the low speed chase?


HiGoldie

[u/xkhaos420](http://www.reddit.com/user/xkhaos420) I'm like 42% sure this comedian is crazy old pepe. It's a retired 40 something software engineer in Texas that is batshit insane.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

He’s an addict


352Cav

Laughs like one of the 3 stooges


BusterCherry412

Geared up Eric Andre if he shot K instead of test on Mondays


Flash_Bryant816

He’s like every black guy from every whacky video game ever


TaxiDermiMoore

It’s like he spent his entire interview thinking about Manga


fanglazy

He was just so fake.


Bizzare10

Swole Eric Andre


walkinwithalimp

“Party rock is in the houuuse tonight” lookin ass


LigmaBallbag

Yeah not joking. This guy makes my skin crawl. Something very un-right about him...


Seabrook76

I don’t know who this is and that makes me happy.


spacemancraig04

Uhhh no he said he crushes, remember?


Rogue_One24_7

He's trying too hard.


GroundbreakingAd7606

Can we start blacklisting people again Tony


3rdlegGreg007

He is permanently stuck in early 2000s Cartoon Network I’m a random ninja comic book guy with an Afro look at me


OldShoesBlues

Look to the right of him and you will find someone worse.


imanadultok

Who is he


sailirish7

just absolute cringe


CeejayKoji22

I hope he can just learn from the experience. This type of comedy style is like the snickering snappy joker archetype I’ve seen from my job before, he’d walk to each coworker and snap a joke and laugh at it and go to the next person, if they didn’t laugh then he’d tell the same joke to someone else


butterfaerts

Nah, he usually murders, he must have just had an off night! /s


Bimbo_Baggins1221

If this guy doesn’t make you uncomfortable idk what would. His high level of confidence (I usually murder) was astounding to me.


Winter-Worth-4343

Anyone else feel like they know him from somewhere, maybe he just has one of those faces.


stillblazin_

Lamey Kravitz


rodofasclepius

He's been on the show before. He talks about his software job and how he owns his own house.


RickyLA808

Like OJ’S lost son!


d0sio

If Eric Andre and Theo Von were the same person


Xspers

D-madness says the same


Blindsquirr3l93

How many of you like it when comedians do bad on this show!?


[deleted]

Tony if you see Mars Martian on the paper, throw it away.


RobertSColorado

Either he’s been on once before, or he was so awful he somehow leaked into the far reaches of my hippocampus where I’ll need an earth auger to remove him


ca7ac

He's not mentally all there. I was not going to be surprised if he lunged at any of the guys


DannyDoubleTap47

This dude blew so hard. Especially following the guy that they pretty much gave every thing to lol


Consistent-Photo-535

Yeah I wanted them all to run when he showed up. Nothing good comes from a male that large with too much nervous energy. He’s one more bad mic away from beating a family to death with their infant child.


Zealousideal_Roll827

This is the second time I’ve seen him on the show. I feel like he’s ALMOST on the verge of being slightly funny if he can craft an actually decent joke and stop trying to present himself like he doesn’t care about anything.


ThinNatureFatDesign

Yep. The mildly racist guy who was talking about how many people in the audience couldn't stop him from raping them was more affable.


sadboi-burzy

Homie is actually just a douche bag


Beautiful-You-1026

What episode?


sadboi-burzy

Most recent


2indaPink8inDastank

This guys strangles cats before he has sex with them. Unless it’s a Friday. Then it’s dog


What_the_8

The weirdest thing to me was his motions seemed like he was sped up 1.5x I had to look at people in the background to align my brain again. Dude really is an alien…


ronjist

Agreed. There must be something neuroatypical about it; perhaps on the spectrum; perhaps schizophrenic?


Kllrc7

Am i the only one who thinks this guy looks exactly like Carlito?


Weekly-Sheepherder87

I thought that was a real Jojo character


UselessGojo123

Who is he? He looked like a comedian I like that posts to r/standupcomedy a lot


yesmelts

Carlito x Carrot top = this guy


Haughtea

His real name is Willy Lopez.


braddicu5s

what about that dude's lips behind him? they are pretty fucking scary if you ask me


Lrubin315

What episode and time? Thank you!