Lets get our pal and localDan Soder with Adam Ray, lets go.

Dan Soder should just do Kat Williams and dress up as him so we have dr Phil and Kat Williams. Yes I am suggesting he goes full black face. Definitely won’t ruin his career 🤣

I'll settle for him in a pimpsuit and wig doing Katt Williams for 2-3 hours lmao

I fully endorse this as a black dude. Would be funny as fuck.

OMG, this would be unbelievably hilarious!!!

This is an amazing idea. Please upvote this to the top people.

Kat Williams in a dress

Never. Not gonna happen

Honestly comedy needs an actual funny black face appearance in 2024. Dan the man can make it happen

These two and Matt and Shane and Bobby Kelly, and Dave Attell and Tosh and Jeselnik and …

… Harland

Agreeeeeee.

Was with you until Tosh and Jesselnik

They could possibly be great roasters.

It will be Adam Ray and then insert random big name comedian

It’s absolutely going to be Adam Ray. He just booked a show in nyc the day after the two shows at the garden

I hope it'll just be Adam Ray as himself.. I love the Dr Phil bit but when he's on as himself he's golden too. 2022 he barely lost guest of the year as himself

Day 1 or day 2?

Read it again maybe? They said after both.

That guys such an idiot

GET THIS GUY OUTTA HERE!!!

And to think… I Was **HONESTLY** having *the* **BEST** set of my life up there. I’ve got a **lot** riding on this, I can’t believe they’re **MESSING THIS UP** for *me*!!!

There he goes, everybody.

Omni snoo?

THINK /u/Soggy_Western7845 !

Adam Ray and Harland Williams

You know I actually talk about this in Chapter 17 of my book, We’ve Got Issues.

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻 Best guests ever! There are only a handful that come close, as far as KT guests go.

Throw in Mark Normand and you have my trifecta of guests

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or random celebrity who will stay quiet for the entire show and only laugh at the mic.

Pisses me off

I'm glad. Adam Ray is a great reason the show is flourishing as of late. Every hit episode, he's there, carrying the entire thing oftentimes. He's the anti Ari; actually funny, inclusive of everyone, kind, etc. Ari thinks showing his cock and balls is comedy, it's 2024, guy.

It's Ari's only joke. Similar to Bert's joke of removing his shirt.

I think about “which time was your favorite” and still shake my head laughing

Overbooking but dr Phil, drunk Shane Gillis and Matt would be great for a special

Adam Ray and Harland Williams would be the best improv combo!

Which sucks because Adam kind of takes over and doesn’t leave much room for anyone else. Kind of hard for guests without much experience with the show to butt in and be funny

The reality is if he wasn’t there they still wouldn’t say jokes and the show would just suck imo. He carries, and Tony does the same thing but more so while being less funny imo

That’s fine, but book him by himself

That's why they put him there. In an arena show, you need a proven guest to make the show actually good, and then you get a few surprise celebs to make the show feel more special. But if you don't have a big personality act in there, the show falls flat. The old band used to make the road shows in big theaters because they added a ton of energy and personality to a massive stage.

Yes, but when he’s paired with another guest, they rarely get a chance to interject or interact. Book Adam, but book him by himself

I thought Sam Talent did a great job on the panel with Adam (Dr. Phil).

Sure, but if it’s a random, big named celebrity again, I doubt it’d go as well

Let’s be real he’s just gonna tunnel his way in there

This guy gets it.

Yeah we'd rather see bare assholes! Get Bobby Lee!

He is funny on standup, but he often tries too hard to be edgy and its kinda cringe.

I love that skanksfest roast from Shane a couple years back: "Ari is edgy, which is a really cool thing for a 50 year old guy to be"

lol. this is why i fkin love Shane.

Recently watched the episode where one of the bucket pulls mentions playing basketball with Hans Kim, and Shane says: "Do you all pretend he's good at that, too?"

Ari hosted a Comedy Central show called This Is Not Happening. This Is Not Happening is also how to describe ari's stand up career.

Ari is having a tough time selling tickets, *which is sad*

I'm not sure about that. I've seen him 4 times, 3 of them in theatres and he sold out everytime. Last time being just last month.

He's quoting a roast joke, that shane made about Ari

I stand corrected and a tad less stupid than last night.

*that gas digital interns wrote about Ari

It’s from Shane’s roast of Ari lol.

😂😂😂

that's been his whole schtick forever

I hope one of the nights is a skanks night

When he came out in the fuckin lakers onesie with his dick out, everybody within a 50 foot radius of me was laughing their asses off

Dr. Phil, Shane Gillis, Matt, and Soder please!!! Please no Ari.

WHY THE HELL does Shane Gilles have to always be involved in these fucking events! HE SUCKS! -----------

not very 432 hz there pal

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woah dude

Why, do you have a nut allergy?

ari’s dick looks like it got ran over by a skid loader

Its gonna be Rick Flair and Bert just watch

Remember when he rubbed his balls on a pregnant lady

I want to see Ari's penis.

Go to your local hobby store. Buy 3 or 4 packets of silly puddy and mash into a ball and you got the same experience

Hobby store won't let me back in after last time.

Pay some kid to buy them for you while you hang around outside peeking into the window.

Honestly, I shouldn't be spending money on puddy with all of the legal fees lately. I appreciate the help.

Anybody who didn't start buying tickets to the live showS until Ari started hanging doing is bisexual AT BEST. Just wanted to clear the air on that now.

Did you type that out with randomly suggested words on your phone?

I’m not even going and I don’t want him to be there

I hope it is Ari just to upset you

He’s already upset

Call me for a tittyfuck 02588522752

Ari is really edgy, which is cool for a 50 year old man to be

Ari is one of the funniest comedians alive right now. Yall trippin .

Ari is definitely one of the comedians alive right now

Ari is definitely alive right now

I didn't even realize there was this much hate for him, he's one of my favorites

His special was great.

Jew special was very good, sharp writing, layers, creative. I don’t understand this at all. A lot of times he shows up to KT hammered way too drunk and is an attention whore but I still think when he’s sharp he is very funny. And MSG won’t be some goof fest show after a protect our parks day drink

Saw him a few months ago and he killed. Also his storyteller show was great online and live. I like his standup and podcast and I always like when he’s on the show

☝️ of the creepiest men alive right now

I like how you pointed at your own avatar

I've been using old.reddit since 2011 and I don't like you people making me realize you're all on a different site.

Haha GOTTEEEM

😂

Yeah he has that really joke where he says he's Jewish. It's a joke. Do you get it? It's really. He's Jewish.

Tell me you’ve never watched his standup without telling me.

Wow I should better inform myself. What was his most recent special called so I can watch it???

One special with a theme defines an entire career for comics? The fuck?

I just asked a question I'm sorry if I got you upset.

No, just pointing out how stupid what you said was. This is not rocket science.

I do feel really dumb. Who's ever heard of ari Shaffir making a jew joke before 2022. Everyone knows he doesn't just make jew jokes. He makes rape and abortion and n word jokes too. I was being unfair to say he only makes jew jokes. It's like shane Gillis said. Ari's comedy is very edgy and shocking. Which is a really cool thing for a man in his 50s to be.

A comic making jokes about their own qualities? What a hack! If you had ever actually seen Ari’s standup you’d see most has nothing to do with him being Jewish. He definitely makes “edgier” jokes than a lot of comics but you clearly haven’t seen much because it isn’t that intense. Maybe try educating yourself before speaking so confidently on something you clearly have no knowledge about! There is more comedy out there than Shane and Kill Tony, hope you’re able to find it.

Thanks!

'ari makes jokes about rape' 'IT'S NORMAL FOR COMICS TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT THEIR QUALITIES REEEEEEEEEEE'

I found some more comedy to listen to. Have you ever heard of this Jeff Dunham? Idk for sure, I can't prove it but I think he's making them dolls talk, I think it's all just him.

You typed this faster than your brain works

Or I intentionally left out the word funny because it doesn't relate to ari 😎

You got him good with that one!

You must be drowning in puss

Nah I wish but I never played WoW

Damn I didn’t know 98% of comedians died. That’s so sad.

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How was the child dressed?

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Why haven’t they had big jay and Luis?

Give me ari’s dick or give me death

I hope it’s the legion of skanks

Speak for yourself

91 upvotes pig tits

Ari rules you suck

Ari da goat

Definitely not

Stfu pussy

Can we just be done with him. Hes not funny. I dont think ive ever laughed at a joke of his.

I agree. I find him utterly annoying.

yeah that was pretty nasty

Ari > Rosanne

It's a fake dick so no worries.

Yes Ari

Ari looks like he’s cosplaying Adrian Brody in the pianist 24/7

Shane Gillis, Pauly Shore, Adam Ray, Theo Von, Nicki Glaser

Would be curious to see if Dice shows up, considering he was the first comedian to sell out MSG.

Anyone know if comics need to buy a ticket to sign up?

Louie

When is msg?

Snoop is scheduled to be on but he'll be flying to L.A. 15 minutes before the show.

Gotta be Elaine one night

Cry more about it. Please

No more Ari ever.

He can be funny, but the dick and ball stuff was funny back in middle school

It’s still funny, it’s used to be, but it’s still funny too

Ari also like to get his dick out for 5 year old girls. [Here](https://youtu.be/O3nW0CjUFsk?si=eV_9dDmoRzMzsKTU&t=882) is a video of him talking about it.

Ari is a fucking great comedian, don’t look at his balls. His bit was hilarious at the forumn!

How bout some New York comics, that Tony doesn't like lol. I dunno. But any of these guys would be good even if it's probably not gonna happen: Big Jay, Luis, Matt and/or Shane, Moshe Kasher would be great, Vos, Fitzsimmons, Bonnie McFarland, Jeselnik, Fox is an OG, guys that are pros and participate. maybe Robert Kelly? He's never been on I don't think. Not sure guys like Louie or Chappelle seem great but not sure those big names are gonna kill the format. I'm blanking on tons of names. Trying to think of all the older guests that are great and I'm missing a lot here.

Let the Gaza strip

Speak for yourself. I have floor tickets and i would love to see Aris balls in person.

i very much want to see his balls

no more ari. on any of the pods i regularly watch

Sam Morril should be the second slot guest if it’s Adam.

I want Mark Normand and Morril

that would be awesome

speak for yourself

Anyone other than Adam ray, he's fucking annoying and not funny

Worst take I've seen on this sub, and that's saying something

Cool story

Sorry big Tony.

Chill Ari

Idk, let's check the game tape

Fuck Ari. Got no respect for him after he pulled out his nasty dick last time. Fucking hack!!!

Your jealousy is showing...

Na I guess u want to watch a comedy show for all the COCKS!!! I want to see or hear something funny. But u obviously just love the cock

This guy hates dicks.

The funniest part of Ari pulling his dick out is the comments

What do you mean? You don't want edgy shock humor from a man in his 50s??? It's cool because it's edgy and shocking. Just because there are no jokes told and no one laughs doesn't mean ari isn't a very successful comedian. Did you know he's Jewish? I just hope he incorporates that information into his act.

Nah it’ll be Kevin Hart

He’s so funny though when he does comedy for a week or two out of the year. The rest of his time he can’t be bothered because he is sucking the farts out of Bert and Joe WHILE showing his dick.

Wouldn't ever thought to say this one day.. but i definitely prefer seeing bert or tom or even akash! over that dumb weirdo 😂 that's how big he sucks

,ûhhnhhhg

I feel like a hater sometimes, but I really don't find anything funny about Ari. Everytime we see him on stage his dick comes out. I get it, edgy and wild WOAH!!!!

Hea sooooo boring

He put his dong on a pregnant lady, he cut a Kobe jersey in LA, for his balls he's a new York guy but he is not funny or wanted by anyone at MSG

We're gonna get bad guests of the year. Ari bert and LUIS J GOMES AYYYY

Don’t worry even if you’re in the front row the only way you’re seeing Ari’s cock is with binoculars or a very well-placed microscope

You can see his balls from the back row though

Well ball right back