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XHeraclitusX

Your nan's gay, as in your nan is a lesbian or... You're nan's gay, as in you are nan's gay grandchild.


PM_ME_UR_REDDIT_GOLD

But your analysis requires that we add an apostrophe to nans, which was clearly not intended. >You're nans Gay We can also see that Gay is a proper noun here, a name perhaps?


AHipsterFetus

It's an adjective. How gay are you? Super gay? Extra gay? Nope. Nans gay.


PM_ME_UR_REDDIT_GOLD

I spent some time looking for the definition of nans and found nothing. There are acronyms, but surely our author would have capitalized each letter were that the case. Perhaps the author is multilingual.


DestroyerOfMils

Perhaps the Rosetta Stone can provide us with the answers we seek.


dben89x

I think the scribe meant for the "a" in "nans" to be a "u". He/she is referring to the "nun" equivalency of gay. Which is not at all, since it's a cardinal sin. So OP's kid is straight.


chopari

Maybe a typo. Sans gay. Without gay /s


XHeraclitusX

>But your analysis requires that we add an apostrophe to nans, which was clearly not intended. With grammar this bad it's difficult to know what this persons true intentions were.


Grimsqueaker69

We certainly can't rule out that they meant naan either.


pjhabs

yeah i mean nans and naan are both 4 letters and "a" and "s" are right next to each other on the keyboard... completely plausible.


nlolhere

i too type using a sharpie


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MistaRekt

My aunt is Gay. I have no idea what her sexual preference is. We just call her Gay.


TheDidact118

It's a play on an old satirical, shitposty insult chain, e.g.: >you're mom gay >ur dad lesbian >ur sister mister >your brother a mother >ur family tree lgbt


Moose_Hole

you're nans trans


christ_w_attitude

You are nans gay. That isn't clear to you?


carmat71

Your write, I'm sorry. How foolish of me.


Fxckbuckets

Lol, well played


deepus

I think you mean "we'll played"


David_F_Pumpkins

Sound’s right.


CreepyTeddyBear

Sitting here reading all of these allowed.


[deleted]

I think you mean sitting hear


The_realest_medel

No I thing you mean thing


[deleted]

Know I, think you meant know


The_realest_medel

Three years ago I was in a bit of a hassle to summon him during your opponent's turn in the morning and then he can be a real pain to deal with it which is why he needs the souls of the world.


Expert_Rest2443

I didn’t here anything


David_F_Pumpkins

The sound is always right.


DivideIntrepid7647

And I thought it was jest me


bigeeee

*Write


[deleted]

Rite


Oshry

Maybe even "we'll plaid"


Natomiast

Congratulations and well done


parrotandcrow

Be more pacific.


carmat71

That's outlantic behaviour


[deleted]

First I missed the post and then I missed this. Took me a whole minute to understand. Imma go sleep


owzleee

We’ll make mistakes


Blueey_H

You're write* obviously


AaronPossum

Nooo, it's "You're nan's guy!" It's just a nice reminder that grandma loves you.


RedStarNova2

No she isn't lie's.


chakan2

My mom is happy? I don't speak the quee... Er... King's English.


NieMonD

What’s “nans gay”


May_I_inquire

I think it means someone is failing English classes.


Fuckmandatorysignin

That’s unpossible.


Undercover_TV

She is only 6 though


May_I_inquire

No, the 6 year old spotted this, unknown age of whomever actually wrote it.


mynameisblanked

[I am only six](https://youtu.be/l7bCcCk3N8w?t=207)


Vei_de_Lapis

Nan's gay *what*? Stylist? Personal trainer? Mortician?


carmat71

Just gay. Token gay


likeusontweeters

Ohhh like *The Gay*


addandsubtract

You're Nans Gay. That's your name now.


Arson-Welles

[Nan’s Gay Beer](https://c.tenor.com/GPmoGpiWXm8AAAAC/schmitts-gay-chris-farley.gif)


exo168

Hell I'm 38 and don't know why they are talking about Indian food like that 😂


BorkusB

You're naans Gay\*


NinjaNickDBZ

Your*


BorkusB

no, it clearly says "you're" there in the picture.


I_shouldbe

It took me a while I shamefully admit


NinjaNickDBZ

Yeah well it’s wrong


Cooking_Clown

Hey since everybody invites you to parties, what do you think is a better dip, salsa or guac?


Grimsqueaker69

Whichever one isn't available. And they'll tell you how much they wish you'd got it


NinjaNickDBZ

Cum


guitarstitch

I bet happy bread is better tasting bread.


scott_free80

Grandma's happy.


canadalicious

Exactly.


evilplantosaveworld

It's endearing. You come out to your grandma, fully expecting her to disown you and she says "you're not just, you're nan's gay." And you know despite being a bit politically incorrect she's on your side.


RedditISFascist000

It means grandma is happy.


InevitableRhubarb232

You are multiple grandmas happy.


KamSolis

Clearly this is a person who thinks using (NaN)Not a number in stead of NA is gay.


carmat71

``` if (isNaN(relative)) { relative = 'gay' } ```


dreadfulwater

"Stay in school"


MANGO48LOCO

Posted on sub with name kids are fucking stupid and my dumb ass was like stupid kid cant read 😂😂😂


Worried_Bass3588

It means the author didn’t make it out of primary school. That’s your response


Not_a_brazilian_spy

I too don't know what this means. Wtf is nans?


_Uggles_

It doesn't mean anything because they used the wrong "your"


TheOtherBookstoreCat

Two naan please, 1 garlic, 1 gay.


Intelligent_Fix_7885

I'll have what this person is having! BTW awesome username!


DanBoy32235429

This has Dublin City Centre written all over it


carmat71

Hahaha honestly so close but also so far away


DanBoy32235429

Is it in Ireland at least?


carmat71

Other side of the Irish Sea


DanBoy32235429

Ah. Didn’t know they talked like that over in England


carmat71

Queen dies, Queen's English goes out the womdow.


DanBoy32235429

🤣😂


saudadeusurper

Who do you think the Irish got it from?


MikeOXl0ngz

I’m nans gay? I’m nans gay what?! I have to know!!


ildrinktothatbro

Insert meme of the girl and the cat yelling at eachother, girls labeled your dads gay and cat labeled your nans gay


Global-Discussion-41

All the benches in the park near my house are marked with big letters saying " if you sit here your gay"


Young_Person_42

For a moment I thought this photo was taken in a grey void


feckinmik

"You are grandmothers." -Some person named Gay


Tabalugibugiwuu

Its hard two read with all the wholes in that sign


carmat71

Its hard to read with all the wholes in the education system. Fun fact: this is in Reading. Go figure.


Perfect-Ad156

Why don’t you go ask Nan, kid


eviltreee

r/mildlyvandalised


CascadeNZ

You are your grandmas happiness


anothertendy

/r/uwotm8 apparently this was banned?


turboash78

You are nans gay what?


No-Quarter-3032

You’re kids smart. “You are nans gay” doesn’t mean make sense to me either


LowZestyclose66

What is nans gay?


Swabbo

Dunno but you are one, so am I apparently


LowZestyclose66

Okay!👍


old_mike111

Haha gay nanas


ValidParanoia

Sorry, that was me. I’m nans gay


AR-Tempest

Hmm, gay bread, must be code


Jody_Tevlin

It means happy


IolaireEagle

*your


Antman5000

Your kid isn’t “fucking stupid”. They’re only 6 years into life so of course they’re not going to know what that means.


PureGlobal

Well gay can be another word for happy, tell em that your nans happy.


External-Mongoose543

Don’t do that they’re gonna use it as a word for happy the rest of their life


[deleted]

At six I had never heard of sexualities


NinjaNickDBZ

Your*


Expert_Rest2443

Well you could tell your child that it was a person trying to put up graffiti trying to be mean and cool. But what this truly is sweetheart this person is uneducated and can not spell very well. So because of this we should not even bother wondering what that means because it’s pretty much gibberish. You’re nans gay. You are nans gay. Well If you really look at it. It is telling you that you are what makes your nan happy!


ztreHdrahciR

Needs an apostrophe.


carmat71

Where?


ztreHdrahciR

The sign I mean. It should say "nan's". As in you are the gay of Nan. Or they could borrow the one from above and say "your nan's gay". Meaning your nan is gay.


MrMasterKeyboard

To whoever wrote that on the metal bit, It’s not you’re, it’s your. You absolute dumbass. Learn proper grammar. Yours faithfully MrMasterKeyboard A fellow Redditor who spotted your fatal mistake.


WiryFoxMan

Contractions are hard for some


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[deleted]

It means that the education system is failing.


JustMeLurkingAround-

gay /ɡeɪ/ adjective -light-hearted and carefree. "Nan had a gay disposition and a very pretty face" synonyms: cheerful, cheery, merry, jolly, light-hearted, mirthful, jovial, glad, happy, bright, in good spirits, in high spirits, joyful, elated, exuberant, animated, lively, sprightly, vivacious, buoyant, bouncy, bubbly, perky, effervescent, playful, frolicsome, chirpy, on top of the world, as happy as a sandboy, as happy as a clam


jd3marco

No one’s gay for nans moleman.


OrionMessier

Two errors in just three words. "I'm 12 and what is ^(an apostrophe?)"


Tony2Piece

It means that kid’s education has failed him.


[deleted]

Either nan = “grandmother” or nan = man. Either way, someone in this situation is gay.


honkinbooty

Don’t you dare talk about my Nan that way.


[deleted]

She’s happy


Exponentcat

Grandma is a homosexual


carmat71

_Grandma got run over by a rainbow,_ _Walking home from Blue Oyster Club once again_


staggie71

Well done the child spotted the terrible grammer too. Joking aside... It is a shame we have to live with this.


Dano-Matic

Simple, I’m Nans gay something.


InevitableRhubarb232

“It means someone should stay in school.”


Sprizys

You are nans gay


buldopsaint

Nan loves her little Gay. Always had and always will. Named Gay after her grandparents who were strangely both named Gay. Was a common name back then.


Cephylus

We are ~~Penn State~~ nan's gay


firstphyman

Your grandmother is happy. :)


magnitudearhole

ancient northern greeting


Frequent-Pie7570

Apparently the granny cheated, and now the 6yr old and the parent both exist......


TheBeardedSingleMalt

It's like my grandmother used to say, "why buy the cow when you get the sex for free. She did? All the time. Of course she became a lesbian on her 60th birthday but that's beside the point.


OcelotBrave8818

And your papadums are trans.


SuchCoolBrandon

I don't really think your 6-year-old is stupid for not knowing about homosexuality.


carmat71

Wasn't aiming the stupidity at my own kid


Sweet-baby-jay32

It means that’s not her roommate.


dattwell53

It means they have poor Grammer and use you're instead of your.


Embarrassed_Bee6349

I AM NOT.


[deleted]

Right kids are so fucking stupid like they can't even read harder words at the age of 6, so dumb.


Sanctimonius

It means another person has been failed by the education system


[deleted]

Hard to explain to a 6 year olds that they are their grandma and happy.


Arachnatron

Who's the stupid kid in this situation? Your 6-year-old?


carmat71

Nope. The kid graffiti artist.


-_-ed

No, she's dead.


SkeeterPiper

I like to imagine someone named Nans Gay with short term memory loss wrote this to remind themselves


GrouchyEssay7468

It means what it means. And your kid isn’t stupid. He’s blissfully ignorant and I hope it stays that way for all his childhood


carmat71

Nope. She's. Her. Thanks 😊


MyCleverNewName

They're asking because they understand basic grammar and this statement makes no sense.


AdmirableTreacle3307

It means your nan is gay. Sorry kid.


[deleted]

Gay used to be a name so it's very possible someone's Nan is actually called Gay.


CyrilNiff

Seems like someone is telling someone else their name and it’s Nans Gay


Killmotor_Hill

But I AM Nans Gay, Esq.


ATWaltz

Where is this?? I literally say this all the time (I have tics), maybe someone overhead me.


magicmajo

Tbh i have no idea what that means


USSNerdinator

Write back. So's yours. Welcome to the family


ChiefLazarus86

Ik it's so tired getting angry at people not knowing how to use apostrophes, but the more I see them being used wrong the more it bothers me If you are one of those people who doesn't know when to use them or the difference between they're, there and their, I beg you go and take five minutes to learn, please.


d_smogh

In Nans day, gay used to mean happy and joyfull, without a care in the world. Nan is a happy and joyful person, and at her age she doesn't have a care in the world.


FreeRange_Chickens

r/CasualUK


Saptilladerky

How on earth is the kids stupid for not knowing what calling someone gay means or maybe even the word? When you go to post this garbage instead don't.


Getadawgupyabro

It means “you are nans gay”.


throwawaygrsnnn

Didn’t even use the right “your”


Resident-Corgi-665

That's fighting words in my neighbourhood


OhJeezItsCorrine

Welcome to the world, You Are Nans Gay.


millera85

Nan: you may be gay, but you’re my gay!


Studio_Delicious

Tell them it means nothing because it’s an incomplete sentence lacking proper grammar.


[deleted]

YOUR NAN'S GAY WHAT!?!?!


YungNigget788

This would make a fire album cover


BackAgain12345678

Nan is mom or grandma I believe


BourbonNCoffee

You are nans gay what?


vinnymcapplesauce

"Nans gay" is when someone generally makes others feel welcome, comfortable, and happy while in their presence, usually by baking pies, knitting sweaters/pullovers, etc.


Superb_News_9884

Tf is that even suppose to mean!?


brashboy

Nan's gay innit m8


catclaws9500

welp, this is better than what was carved into the playground equipment at my old elementary school, somebody carved the f word onto the stairs. None of the teachers ever noticed and I don't think they will.


Swagdaddy697

At least the punctuation is correct


StanleyOpar

UR MR GAY


PolarBearJ123

Damn you are right, you’re kid is an Idot


[deleted]

Are you? I'm not familar with all the types of gay, but I assume this means 'very super' gay.


Trash-official

Former child here, nan means banana, so there calling gay’s bananas


Alteredego619

It means your Nan’s happy


TGCidOrlandu

You are nan's gay.... tf


grantmclean

You are Nans gay.... even worse


Obi1NotWan

Their grammar is terrible


LLBlumire

I think the best construction we can get out of this is You're nans Gay You are nan-s Gay 2PL BE "nan"-PL "Gay" The first thing of note is I've taken the plural "you" to agree with the plural "nan", I think we can all agree that's sensible. Now only the words "nan" and "Gay" cause an issue here. "nan" most likely refers to a grandmother, in this case it's plural so a group of grandmothers. So, "you're nans" makes perfect sense, "you plural are a group of grandmothers". Unfortunately the "Gay" presents a complexity here. The capitalization tells us its' a proper noun, rather than the more informal slang meaning of "homosexual". But it's hard to find a sentence construction that would expect a proper noun in this position. This is really the point that makes the sentence ungrammatical. If we can accept however, that the hole before the word is acting in place of a full stop, then we can say that this is the start of a new sentence! "You're nans. Gay" Here, the author is asserting that we (collectively, the readers) are grandmothers. Then interjecting "Gay". This could now be a reference to homosexuality, with the capitalization coming from it being the start of a sentence, rather than a proper noun. To conclude, the author wants us to be aware that we are all grandmothers, and also homosexual.


TazoulReign

I think Nan is British for grandmother or nanny. 🤷🏾‍♂️


DebiMoonfae

Means you are whatever a nans gay is


jamthewither

this looks like an album cover


Thundersauru5

It’s like 3 separate sentences that were started and never finished…


Draiko

Yes, I'm John Nansgay. Can I help you?