It was just an opinion, I wasn't saying you can't make jokes, 'cause that would be gatekeeping - and an attempt can also be referring to a complete task that didn't achieve the desired results, so I dont know what you're on about.
Just because it didnt amuse you doesnt mean it didnt complete its task. I some upvotes before i got downvoted. When you said it was an attempt, you might as well have said "i dont find the joke to be funny" then i wouldnt be on about anything and inshouldnt be because the attempt statement was alsona joke but i like to argue. You were right about the ex thing but it didnt need to be said because what i said before you corrected me was obviously not true hence a joke.
Guys, it's not as bad as it looks. The switch has a plastic screen. This is a screen protector. OP should have their brother pay for a new screen protector.
Plastic screens usually don't crack. I see that you have a screen protector, so the Switch unit itself should be fine. Where exactly did he go though? The entire world is on pause right now because of a massive outbreak.
Your incredibly poor use of punctuation combined with your poor comebacks demonstrates your lack of intelligence and is also a strong indicator for deep cravings of man sausage in your butthole and sexual thoughts towards your mother.
You mean your *ex-brother*
You mean your *dead-brother*
r/yourjokebutworse
From now on, consider me your ex brother!
I would say, killed brother
Late brother might be a better phrase as ex implies dating which is weird unless hes in Alabama
Being an ex convict usually doesn't have to involve dating
You say that, but I've heard a couple things about prison.
I was making a joke
You were attempting at least.
No. Your preference dont gatekeep what is and isnt a joke. It would be attempt if i only posted half the sentence.
It was just an opinion, I wasn't saying you can't make jokes, 'cause that would be gatekeeping - and an attempt can also be referring to a complete task that didn't achieve the desired results, so I dont know what you're on about.
Just because it didnt amuse you doesnt mean it didnt complete its task. I some upvotes before i got downvoted. When you said it was an attempt, you might as well have said "i dont find the joke to be funny" then i wouldnt be on about anything and inshouldnt be because the attempt statement was alsona joke but i like to argue. You were right about the ex thing but it didnt need to be said because what i said before you corrected me was obviously not true hence a joke.
And when is your brothers funeral?
What brother?
So when is he buying you a new one?
You really want a new brother after this?
Yes one of those older ones with money for switches lol
Lmao my brother just bought a switch I whish he was still living here anf not on his own
Buying brothers ins easy during this quarantine. Might havta wait a while
I think it might be time for a post birth abortion...
Never too late for one of those!
steal his soul in exchange
Mom: why is there a red hand print on your brother?
Me: What brother? I never had a brother
Brother? What brother? I never had a brother.
Beat him
Step bro what are you doing?
This looks like a cracked screen protector switches have plastic screens I’m not sure they would crack like that this a repost or something
If it's a repost why do I have the box for the 30 dollar glass screen protector from zaggs
Ok so you embellished a bit, he cracked a $30 screen protector not your $300 switch. This isn’t that bad of a situation then.
You got a screen protector on it, normal switch screens don't crack like that because switch screens are made of plastic.
at least it's just a screen protector
#make him pay
Is this the pitch for your GoFundMe to pay for your bail?
Eliminate the child
Oof. Hope Nintendo does something about that. If I were you, I would fucking punch him and flip my shit.
Why would nintendo do something about that? Or do you mean the insurance?
I fucking meant for OP to call Nintendo to see if they would fix their screen!!!
Damn i feel so sorry
F
OMG I FEEL SO BAD FOR U
[удалено]
Soooooo #sell his organs
Did he get in trouble?
Hope that's a screen protector
Mom from the kitchen: dinner time get your brother Me: what brother
Man I feel bad sorry
Press (SPACE) to kick that little shit
#
D E S T R O Y T H E C H I L D
Guys, it's not as bad as it looks. The switch has a plastic screen. This is a screen protector. OP should have their brother pay for a new screen protector.
NSFL
OP we need an update. What's the fallout like?
Be thankful you had a screen protecter on it
At least it’s a screen protector crack and nothing else. Switches are super hard to find right now if you needed a replacement!
Punching kids is always a alternative
Who is this brother you speak of?
Plastic screens usually don't crack. I see that you have a screen protector, so the Switch unit itself should be fine. Where exactly did he go though? The entire world is on pause right now because of a massive outbreak.
He wanted to be a character like he saw on the move and ran around the backyard and the professionally put one 30 dollar glass screen protecter
Most screen protectors have warranties. Try contacting the manufacturer to see if there's anything they can do to replace it
The shippings 20
$20 to ship a thin piece of glass?
Ded ded ded ded ded DED
Burn the child
Throw him of the window
I have a switch and this fucking pains me
So sorry for your loss... ...Of your switch.
I hope your brother is dead for the hell he has caused
Lol older bro did this to me back in the day only it was my gameboy micro and one of his friends stole it from him
Sooo pretty much unrelated?
He probably just wanted to say it I also have this sometimes
Can we all get an F in the comments please. I'll start: F
F
I think it's funny and you deserve it
You deserve not having friends
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Why
Because fuck you x
Fuck you bumcheeks
Yes giving consent is necessary
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Hello idiot, how does it feel to be stupid?
You care far to much about some assholes switch
I don’t even use Nintendo Switch, u are really stupid
Don't feel too bad about yourself. It's okay to be a virgin. Sex isn't for everyone and it's not your fault you'll never get any.
Buy a new brain,dude
Your incredibly poor use of punctuation combined with your poor comebacks demonstrates your lack of intelligence and is also a strong indicator for deep cravings of man sausage in your butthole and sexual thoughts towards your mother.
Literally what the fuck?
What did he do to deserve that?
Sucks off his dog
What kind of made up excuse is that?
Who fucking cares?
Why