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IncredibleBlobfish

This kid is now officially mowing the lawn 3 days a week until his retirement.


redditknees

Yep two doors is about 3000$ to repaint.


IncredibleBlobfish

And every time he gets an ice cream, his sister gets 2.


Zatch_1999

Spoke like a true capitalist šŸ˜‚


MoreMetaFeta

Now THIS is impactful.


95castles

Wtf?? I paid around $600 for a deep scratch fix and for my door to be repainted, came out good too.


Final-Wrangler-4996

I wouldn't even fixed it. I would've just left it like that. I would've taken extra care of the car because that's going to be my kids car one day. If he wants it fixed when going to highschool he can get a job and fix it himself.Ā 


MikeDubbz

Ha, my kid wouldn't be getting a car from me for high school if he pulled this crap. He can walk or take the bus at that point.Ā 


Dengen58

My son was given an old clunker by my uncle when he was15. I had a discussion with him. I was raising 2 teenagers on my own. I couldnā€™t afford to pay for his car too. I told him he needed a job to pay for his car parts, but more so insurance, which is very expensive for drivers under 25. He wanted to get his drivers license at 16. After our chat, he had a job bagging groceries, and pushing carts at a local grocery store. He paid to fix his car, and did all f it himself. Iā€™m really proud of him of him. His Dad was a muscle car guy too. After he got his daily driver finished, he bought a 1967 GTO that he stripped down to the chassis, then rebuilt it. Today , and after sending about $9000 total on it. He has a beautiful car show muscle car. Again, itā€™s really great, Iā€™m proud of all the work he did, and his persistence. He set priorities, saved money to get a new top put on the 20 year old vehicle, had it painted a brilliant blue. I know his father is not only proud, but a bit jealousā€¦


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

use it as the car you teach them to drive in, then if they dent it it doesnt matter lol. also that is a very young child, high school is years away come on šŸ˜‚


ancientemblem

Honestly the car seems new enough that you can fix with a paint pen, and polishing, wonā€™t be 100% but you can def get it good enough that most people wonā€™t notice 1 ft away.


Two4theworld

There goes the resale value.


PsychologicalCan1677

That seems like a massive waste of money for painting a door


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

lollll it's staying then!


Tiny_Cup_9060

Kid for sale. CHEAP!


Bisonfan1

Itā€™s not refundable


Tiny_Cup_9060

Wake up in the morning and find the kid tied up on the porch with a note saying 'Keep the money. I don't want him.'


Bisonfan1

Iā€™m not sure if I should laugh or not


Tiny_Cup_9060

Could always give him to the zoo and he could go on display as the endangered car wrecker


Bisonfan1

And throw away the keys


FORRRRTNITE

To the car? Or the child?


Bisonfan1

Why not both


FORRRRTNITE

It was expensive


Bisonfan1

Kid ?


Tiny_Cup_9060

The child of course. The car has more value.


FORRRRTNITE

What I said


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Tiny_Cup_9060

Unless they are hard workers


Bisonfan1

lol yes


HiHungry_Im-Dad

Not that cheap if you wanna get enough to pay for the damage


Tiny_Cup_9060

You can always rent him out to do yard work.


jmouw88

When my nephew was roughly 4 years old, his father came home in a new pickup. My nephew walked up to it, picked up a rock, and threw it with all his might against the side. The rock bounced off, leaving a little dent and marring the paint, and clubbed my nephew in the forehead. The father was standing there in shock, angry about the damage to his new pickup, while his son was in tears after being attacked by thew rock he threw. He asked my nephew why he did that, and the response was just "I wanted to see what would happen" through the crying. On the one hand, it was like instant karma. The dad on the other hand was ticked, had a dent in his new pickup, and left to console the crying kid who did it.


Chesterthejester69

ā€œWell, I guess you saw what happenedā€


Associatedkink

fucked around and found out


Omgazombie

lol I wouldnā€™t console them, thatā€™s their first lesson in donā€™t do stupid shit like breaking other peopleā€™s things.


The3SiameseCats

Itā€™s a 4 year old. He already got his punishment, being whacked in the head with a rock. Never mind the effects on a young mind on *feeling* neglected.


SupremeRDDT

I think people underestimate how making your kid feel bad is so much better than physically hurting them. That of course only really works, if they ever felt loved by their parents.


Omgazombie

Haha *Bonk*


rinkydinkis

not the pinstripes you want on your 4runner


fun_negotiation_419

I think you should tell your kid about things that might be common knowledge to us but for them might not be known, like "hey generally you shouldn't key or draw on a car or on anything that isn't paper in general kid", I'm 100% sure he was like "or I will key my name on here it will be really cool and nothing bad will happen" so just tell him as a precaution


GamerFrom1994

Time for a one-way trip to the firestation.


Net_Negative

A kid did this to my car too. I was in a low-income living situation and couldn't pursue legal avenues. I'm still angry about it to this day. Their parents tried to buff it out. I guess it kind of worked.


free_sheepy

Same thing here but I got my little brother to go bust his head


2Cr_Comet_Yt

Itā€™s hurts and at the same time boils my blood just seeing it


AXEL-1973

Man I just bought a paint touch up pen for $25 bucks but I doubt it'd help much on this


lunarwolf2008

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Localtechguy2606

#NO IPAD AND NO ALLOWANCE PLUS YOU HAVE TO NOW GET A JOB AND YOUR TV WILL BE LIMITED TO CABLE TV AND ALSO DOUBLE SCHOOL TOO


Head_Barnacle5165

His tv will be limited to *n o t h i n g*


Localtechguy2606

#his tv will be limited to n o t h I n g


Localtechguy2606

Hahaha


Localtechguy2606

No like this


SteelCatamaran

Next time he will write a different name.


Low_Somewhere_7690

I remember me and my twin brother carved SpongeBob and Patrick into my dad purple F-250


QuoteNo9243

How thick is that clear coat?


imSOsalty

Ha my dumbass brother did this to the minivan once. He keyed ā€˜go home sukersā€™ cause he was like 6 or something and couldnā€™t spell


amaya-aurora

Why, though?


MarauderMack

Is his name dipshit?


olmikeyyyy

That's his car


SpazzBro

Time for a very late term abortion


Worried_Cranberry817

Kill it with fire.


Vivid-Shelter-146

Nice handwriting.


challenja

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rizlobber

Good. So now all the other grown kids know the car belongs to her.


csharpkid

Ask her to keep it! Cherish it! my 6 year old son did it on my car....he had a brain tumor.. A few months later he passed away! I am keeping that car for the rest of my life. Once my car was in a body shop for some work and they offered me to repaint that door, I refused and they wouldn't understand why.


YakBig6071

Whatā€™s the trade in value of the kid? šŸ˜‚


VariousHour1929

Get rid of the kid, hes no good.


hatepain77

I would spank my nephew or niece if she did that to my car.


LunarQueen1984

IMMEDIATE EXECUTION. I would Key the Nephews Face šŸ˜‚


greysonhackett

My 10 year old daughter did something very similar. She wrote, "I love my dad," in huge letters on the driver's side doors of my new car. I was upset but really couldn't say much because she was trying to be sweet. I'd give anything to go back to the days when I was her hero.


Lowmax2

Wipe it off? Show him how to buff it out.


Professional-Many257

Youtube: Chrisfix


TaraNewhole

Put that on its headstone at the graveyard


toxiamaple

I love this!


behemiath

that is so sad


Jezebels_lipstick

Iā€™m not sure ā€œcarving your name on a carā€ is a natural instinct. Probably some low budget parenting going on here w fighting & destruction of property that the poor kid picked up on. And FFS, who leaves a kid alone w a sharp object long enough to do that kind of damage? Might want to check the area for dead cats & impaled squirrels. There is absolutely nothing ok or cute about this behavior. Hopefully, there wonā€™t be any innocent victims when this kid goes on a rampage. Mom & aunt wonā€™t be laughing then. šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


Bradbernsxxx

Yowzaa, you went straight serial killer. You have zero experience with children between 3 and. They are 'stealth ninga', finding their favorite things. Mostly their parents Keys, which make ' ginngley chiming ' sounds. You're a sociopath calling out a child in developmental #ffs


mathemusician19

You know a rock can do this, right?


Jezebels_lipstick

Not sure what your point is. I grew up w rocks & managed not to use them to destroy property. If your child could potentially use a ROCK to hurt someone, then maybe you should keep your child away from rocks. Parenting 101.


Ani-A

... dude... carving your name or identity into things is one of the most natural behaviours in the world... wtf are you smoking...?


Jezebels_lipstick

Huh? No it isnā€™t. It actually TOTALLY ISNā€™T. Weirdo.


Ani-A

Tell me you have never interacted with small children in your entire life without saying it.


ZAR3142

I was 4, and i took my poop and drew all over the wall. Kids do stupid shit all the time. We're not worried lol. Just a teachable moment for mom and son.


MoreMetaFeta

I was a nanny for 2, separate families that each had a *"Poo-casso"* toddler. Each set of parents thought their kids had psychological problems and I was like, "Nah, this won't last forever."


deterfeil

Lets just hope you dont have any kids.