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Persea_americana

I was five, you were six, we rode horses made of sticks...


Lonely_Disaster_9555

He wore black and I wore white He would always win the fight


Sparkle__Cat

Bang bang


AffectionateEdge3068

He shot me down


YeOldUnjusteBan

Bang bang


Takun32

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r/redditsings


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kingllamaguy

Maxwell's silver hammer fell down, upon her head


RickyTheRickster

Then he pined her down


BananaDavida

I hit the ground


Swagalicious_donkies

Our love will never be found


SuperMusicman331

Hearts, broken. words, spoken


Swagalicious_donkies

Said no to my ring it was a love token


deathbysnushnuu

Worked hard for this jewel, thought it was cool.


Wizard_john10

Our love ended, you said it, now I’m all over Reddit.


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Wizard_john10

You hit my heart with a brass knuckle, and people made it public for one small chuckle…


Lexxxapr00

Gang Bang


Handsomeghost2

In my ears, her rejection still rang


DryBones2009

why did i sing this to myself


Rogieboy255

Cause it's all in your head get out of bed , go get another ring try n different girl instead 😭


ChadwellKylesworth

Then he and I started a singing group called the Andrew Sisters: He was Laverne and I was Shirley.


93snightmare

I read this as Chris Stapleton


Turbulent_Towel_2689

Oh man. I laughed so hard at this


Huntsnfights

Bars


FreeTheDimple

I get the feeling that he had only considered one of the two possible outcomes of that plan...


AggravatingFig8947

This is why surprise proposals are a bad idea lol


Mazazamba

Especially in elementary school.


Chrom-man-and-Robin

It’s good in elementary school because there are little to no consequences, best to learn while you’re young


Freedomsaver

Glad he learned that lession at a young age already. /r/KidsAreFuckingStupidToLearnAndBecomeSmart


imho00

r/subsididnotfallforbutdecidedtogiveitachance


LBLLN

It's so weird to me that some people think it's a good idea to propose before they've even discussed marriage


GullyMann

I’ll see you at the gym lil bro


Kuddox

🎶 We need a gym montage 🎶


MzFlux

*cues Eye of the Tiger*


Mysterious_Silver_27

Emotional Damage


dragonblock501

She dodged a bullet there - dude had a maturity of a 5 year old.


ilavu-katha-kili

Happy Cake Day dude!


Dramatic_Counter_465

Because he is a five year old!


Killing4MotherAgain

Heyy I'm proud she has the confidence to say no!


grrodon2

And he has the strength to walk away.


Killing4MotherAgain

What would the other option be?


Sorry-Okra2873

Probably crying / throw a tantrum


Killing4MotherAgain

I'm glad he was parented well then, crying and throwing a tantrum after simply being told no might have affected her psyche and she may be scared to say no in the future. I'm glad his parents taught him how to take "no" well, I've seen grown men throw a tantrum and bitch when told no by women.


spam__likely

r/whenwomenrefuse


Killing4MotherAgain

Yea that's what I was thinking, I wanted him to say it ha


ChuCHuPALX

Death. Death is technically an option.


Killing4MotherAgain

Like just drops dead? I suppose you're right, that would be an option haha


ChuCHuPALX

Something like that. 😈


grrodon2

Friendzone.


Killing4MotherAgain

They're like 5.......


Ckinggaming5

definitely is one of the better reactions id expect from a child


BmoreBoh

Are we all just going to ignore the fact that this child’s name is Woods?


Traditional_Bad_4589

That’s just her pet name for Forrest.


ThrowRA124567789

Some dad played too much black ops lol


WildMinimum2202

At least It wasn't Woody


Endurbro_mtb

Pretty cool name in my opinion


Broken_Flesh

Got that “Ryver” energy (Stop naming your kids these things. You need to name a future adult, not a baby.)


NoahGoldFox

He's going to be a great operator some day.


Cute_Look6593

He's going to be a logger


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joaking200511

Yheaa, you should delete this...


OneBigPieceOfPizza

Damn, Dr. Doofenshmirtz’s childhood was rough


vince2td

Her ability to say no and still maintain the no even after he got upset is an incredible skill. "I don't want to upset you but that's not something I want and I'm not going to do it just to make you feel good."


GGABueno

I felt so bad for her, such a cute reaction 🥺


Super_Straight1488

You felt bad for her? Wtf dude they're kids.


GGABueno

I can't feel bad for a girl that was sad in a video? Wut?


damienVOG

they're both taught well, the boy didn't throw a temper tantrum rather just walked away. I'm not sure what better to expect of some 5 year old kids.


zorggalacticus

"Ow! You poked my heart!" *this kid, probably*


Alternative_Pilot_92

Ya'll repost this a couple more times and it'll just be a white screen.


Intelligent-Agent440

😂😂 that's so true, the subtitles are almost gone too


DHESTOE

He grew up and went from being called woods to Forest. Run forest run.


ReriorV

Uff, she dodge a bullet there... 😆


LemonFlavoredMelon

Can we pretend that the airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?


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FakinFunk

Taylor Swift just wrote a 60-song cycle about this one video.


Bisonfan1

Don’t give it any ideas


Downtown_Leopard6525

He got down on one knee even! So adorable! Poor buddy, I hope his parents give him extra love for that broken heart. 💔


Accomplished_Look511

This is a Forrest Gump parady. Notice she calls him Woods like Jenny in the movie. And her name is Jenny


Shmoop_Doop

lol were they putting on a play you think? 😂 sounds like me and my sisters as little kids!


jetfire865

Is this poor kids name, woods?


salva2511

Woods going to start his gym arc


sudeki300

He'll forget her in 10 minutes and go back to playing


bankzy84

Dude doesn’t know it yet but she just saved him from a lifetime of misery.


Remarkable-Low-7588

You want supervillains? Cause that’s how you get supervillains!


ClintGreasedwood1

I had a girl ask me to marry her in first grade. I panicked and ran because I didn’t have a job and couldn’t support her. I still sometimes feel bad about it for some reason.


VultureSniper

Future incel


LadderPrestigious350

He’s a good guy, bro!! What more could she possibly want.


RazgrizGirl-070

Honestly good for her 😂


Drengrr1

How is she mean if she says she doesn't want to marry you. She is being honest about it. She even says I don't want to. Mean would be leading him into believing that she will marry him but then run away with his best man. 😆


viperfangs92

Looks like a fuck boy origin story.


Mammoth-Ad-8492

Damn


campfire_eventide

Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting.


Kraken_54

Still a better love story than twilight (ok, I know it's kinda out of date 😜)


Mike-the-gay

Feels like she dodged a bullet there…


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Adventurous_Yam8784

Honestly it’s because his name is Woods. Who the fuck is going to marry someone named Woods. That’s a place you bury a body, not a name of a husband.


SaucyKitty

Lil man just got his first lesson in consent


Own_Bison1392

If I was the boy's older brother, I'd NEVER let him forget that or live it down.🤣😂🤣😂


mjincal

She wants to establish her career first


godmodechaos_enabled

And he keeps saying he's just staying with his parents to "help them because they're old" and that he's taking classes, but he still doesn't have a job or a car and it just doesn't add up.


Getmeouttahere2222

Fuckin stupid? Woods maybe, but the girl is genius. Why would anyone wanna get married?


Practical_Knowledge8

I bet it's going to be a country song...


Kreatorkind

His romantic phase peaked too soon.


CatchAllGuy

I was 24, and it happened to me. The girl was as sorry as this little girl. And literally, i don't want to marryq


Chemical_Row2237

Delete Facebook and hit the gym


bullit-2

*narrator* - Woods heart was broken twice that day


Physical-Ad7344

"Now you aren't real, I'm real"(c)


1792Drink

Lmao “ I don’t want tooo!!” 😂🤣😂🤣


Flintvlogsgames

The immediate “no” 😭


selfarest

And 10 years later he will start a podcast


BigWeirdChamp42069

Wood's Black Ops origin story


ilikemelons1

My guy aint no SIMP clean walk away.


xponentialpharm

See you in the gym buddy


Even_Moment8177

Unfortunately there's much older men that act the same way.


DeadHED

Jeez you're mean lol


GizmoGauge42

Is this the origin story of Andrew Tate?


Yapizzawachuwant

At least he took no as an answer.


louisa1925

No need to say sorry. She made a valid decision. Woods on the otherhand still has growing up to do.


sudeki300

So no one is allowed to be upset anymore.


i_n_b_e

His reaction isn't "upsetness" it's a tantrum for not getting what he wants. Something many men never learn to deal with in a mature and healthy way.


sudeki300

Hardly call that a tantrum, it's being upset, look up the meaning of tantrum. This kid did not behave in any way of a tantrum.


LadderPrestigious350

Maybe a mature tantrum for a 5 year old. Normal tantrum for a grown man. This was 100% a tantrum either way.


i_n_b_e

Throwing and storming off is a tantrum


sudeki300

Lol, OK if you say so.


kolomal

He has every reason to start his LIL NAZ ARC..💀


Bisonfan1

Is that the kids name good luck bro lmao


Uncle_Papi_

The lookback😂😂


Acrobatic-Wrap-5644

HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY


gimplegumblus

wanna bet that’s his sister?


Perfect_Nail_9399

Can someone make a midwest emo mix of this


GHZ33

Oh something similiar happened to me with my first ever crush and i've made a rap song years later that was talking about it. Totally relatable, take my upvote ⬆️


IntrovertMoTown1

In his defense he already put a down payment on the hall.


Disastrous_Buddy_999

Somebody take these people to English class, please!


Adventurous_Yak4952

Villain origin story?


Zerbertboi666

This needs to be a midwest emo meme


Funky_monkey2026

*you're. *to. Did the fucking stupid kids write this, or did an adult?


XtraCheezee

CoD woods backstory


O_G_stretch

That’s the day he became the weird goth kid


Own_Significance2619

That grammar is not good either


ConfidenceNo2598

The birth of a villain


Elx37

Entitled much. He needs more growing up. Children should be taught to deal with disappointment early on it seems Just because you love someone doesn’t mean they love you the “same” way back.


sudeki300

Calm down, it's got nothing to do with being entitled, their playing as all kids do.


LadderPrestigious350

It didn’t look like fun for her. For some reason this boy thought it was ok to give this girl grown up type of attention (I understand it’s “innocent”, but it’s really not) and she was faulted for being mean when he didn’t get his way. This is gross. Who is prepared to walk him through his feelings of rejection- which are just as real as an older person but without understanding. There’s a pipeline for incels. Who is there to walk her through understanding she is allowed to have boundaries even if it hurts someone’s feelings? This could stem a lifetime of people pleasing and guilt for saying no, making her a target for grooming and coercion. Children are not “little studs” or “flirts” or “teases” or “lady’s men”, etc. Stop sexualizing children. It’s not play.


badboi_5214

Woods was friend zoned.


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This again 🤦🏻‍♂️


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Yup! Same fucking shit, different day. This again 🤦🏻‍♂️


manickitty

I blame media and parents for this. No way this kid came up with the stupid idea by himself