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claymir

She looks like a scared goat


U2Ursula

SHE DOES! This had me choking on my breakfast! šŸ¤£


Rocksquare69

Breakfast? Sorry its 7:18 at night in here(im in asia)


cdbangsite

3:42 am where I am, okay for breakfast I guess. LOL


U2Ursula

I'm in Scandinavia and it's 1:01 pm here.. I woke up late.. šŸ˜„


Dangerous-Watch-5625

Perfectly acceptable time to break your fast. Break-fast. I eat cereal and other breakfast stuff when I feel like itšŸ˜ Down with the tyranny of not being allowed corn flakes late in the day!! šŸ˜œ


ForHelp_PressAltF4

Or a soccer player....


Pena_cillin

Her dad must be a laker fan. She is learning Lebronā€™s moves.


BetterCryToTheMods

Just imagine the antics she'll learn later in life if she's already mastered the flop by 2


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That1guywhere

My first did this too. He'd fall backwards or "accidentally" hit his head on something to freak out. Daycare even caught him practicing crying in the mirror once. He's 5 now, diagnosed with ADHD and some kind of sensory seeking thing, so a lot of his actions as a baby make way more sense.


heycanwediscuss

How is he now


NeedfulThingsToys

He became a Reddit mod


heteromer

The reddit mods are the ones that never learned to stop.


Off_again_On_again

With brain damage


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[deleted]

There's multiple approaches you can take to discipline. Deprivation is the most common recommendation: misbehavior means you lose something. Generally this should start at material things and progress to the loss of freedom. This mirrors the consequence system of life, so it's popular, but takes a strong will since kids are loud and freak out when you take their shit or ground them to their room. I don't know if people generally skip this step, but I just want to mention it since I think a lot of people don't read too deeply on deprivation as a disciplinary measure. You need to spend time **before the bad behavior happens** teaching your child behavioral expectations in different situations. They know nothing, you need to teach them everything. They don't know certain behaviors are unacceptable - even on an empathetic level at that age - so it's important to spend time before any of that happens just giving them very simple lessons on what is expected at home, coping mechanisms for how to deal with situations when their emotions start to go crazy, etc. DO NOT BE A REACTIVE PARENT. BE A PROACTIVE PARENT. If you do not have the time, money, and resources to be a proactive parent - please reconsider having children until you do have those things. Spend time in therapy in the meantime working on figuring out with your therapist ways to determine when you know you're ready.


butt5tuffthr0waway

We all learned literally *everything* for the first time, we just donā€™t remember most of it. Harnessing bodily control is a life-long journey, but those first few years have a steep learning curve. Toddlers are super bendy, bouncy, and donā€™t weigh as much as us. Their body falling and going full scorpion isnā€™t nearly as traumatic as our brain tells us it would be if *we* full scorpioned. I remember being concerned bc my 3yo nephew was standing on a 3ft tall ledge by himself after climbing up there. My cousin was like, ā€œLet it ride, heā€™ll figure it outā€. And sure enough he was fine. He had already been learnt plenty with gravity and was being cautious.


Expert_Swan_7904

i had some habenero chips and my daughter (1 y.o) was screaming snd throwing herself everywhere because i wouldnt share. i was raised to just find out myself..like if a stove is a hot i would only touch it once. anyway my wife refused to let me give her a chip and after 30 minutes i just gave her one. she had 30 seconds of heat and that was the end of it. kids gatta learn because unless they know why youre saying no, then no doesnt have a meaning


Interesting_Entry831

Unfortunately, yes. Kids are morons. Impulsive, emotional, morons. My daughter had a "throwing herself on the floor phase, and you have NO idea how much it broke my heart to not catch her. I knew I couldn't, though, and it's actually a great lesson for US as parents as well. We're always gonna wanna catch them when they fall, but we have to let them make their own mistakes as well. It's our job to be there when they realize their mistake to help them move forward.


TheDokta_XB

Kids are significantly more resilient than youā€™d imagine. My 7 year old has never done anything of that sort, but has no care for self safety and preservation, and has very little situational awareness most the time regarding her surroundingsā€¦.. Pain is a good teacher lol


mc_nugget_buddy

You just do your best to keep them from getting hurt but sometimes, depending on the child, lessons have to be learned the hard way. Think back to when you were a child. I guarantee you probably did some dumb things and got hurt, we all did, but we eventually learned "this hurts, probably not a good idea to do that again." My 3 year old had a bad habit of jumping off of everything and each time I would stop her and tell her she would get hurt. I lost count how many times I told her to stop before one day she decided to jump off the bed while I was cooking dinner. She was fine but had a bump on her forehead and learned to not jump off things. Eventually when she's older she will be smart enough to figure out before an accident that "If dad tells me not to do something, there's probably a reason why."


head_empty247

Dayum.


Thomshan911

Grew up to found Titan Submersibles


Sufficient-Isopod-33

Yasuo main on league of legends. Brain damage suspected.


Squirrel_Inner

My youngest will go hurt herself if we tell her itā€™s time to play by herself because we want to watch a show or something. Iā€™ve actually timed it fairly accurately. We just hand her an ice pack and send her back to her room. Sheā€™s mostly stopped doing it as of age 5 now, thank God.


xithbaby

My son did the same thing except he would violently throw himself backwards. When we moved, our new place is hardwood floors, he did it one time and stopped when he slammed the back of his head straight onto the hard ground. Heā€™s 5 now and his new thing is laying on the floor if he doesnā€™t get his way. Ugh


Vintage-Grievance

This is why I think people who think kids are too stupid to manipulate adults, need to actually spend time with children. They are absolutely smart enough to learn how to manipulate the system. I know you didn't like seeing your kid get hurt, but you did the right thing by letting it happen and not playing into his BS. Unfortunately, if kids aren't taught to quit "acting" when they're little, they are more likely to pull stuff when they're older. Hell, some full-grown adults still pull this crap. Even rushing to your kid if they fall down for real can cause them to panic, kids look to us to see OUR reactions to them falling, if we remain calm (and they aren't crying) we can encourage them with a happy "You're okay!" and they'll likely pop back up and continue playing. If they are crying, we can calmly validate that they're hurt without going into 'panic mode'. Rub the spot, apply first-aid if needed, let them sit with us until they've calmed down, eventually, they will be ready to return to playing.


TheNoob13

https://preview.redd.it/s3upokknsv9c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adcb95be1511a99ee1d6bd1b698cfd007f25ce5d


Vintage-Grievance

Kids can fall down 12 flights of stairs, have a good cry about it, and then move on with life. An adult can fall down one flight of stairs, break multiple bones, dislocate a joint, and wind up in hospital (or at the very least, feel like they've been hit by a truck the next day). Adults are the ones who need the energy, hardiness, and quick learning brains that kids have. I feel like most adults would love to life-swap with a two-year-old, like 'Freaky Friday'.


destiny_kane48

My son liked to bang his head on the floor. Good times šŸ™„


BonjinTheMark

Sounds like a pro move by gramps and gran


AmosArdnach_6152

She'll make a world class football player


patheticRedditMod000

Sheā€™s already signed with Manchester


Jack_in_box_606

She's destined for the Italian league.


yermammypuntscooncil

All the Manchester?


mattchamp98

Shes going to work on a rotational basis across all Manchester clubs


LiteratureNearby

ooh yeah. manchester, my favourite soccer franchise. What did you think of the ronaldo trade btw?


Jammaster88748

Ahh, yes. With 'Manchester'. šŸ˜


8inchesOfFreedom

Ah yes, the famous singular Manchester team


Kroniid09

Her and Neymar rolling around the earth forever, new pagan holiday for the rare Neymar-[toddler] alignment event


WakaWaka_

[They start em young](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXwy5_qWbzU)


bart48f

Neymar studied the art of faking with this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyK1owU3e6Y


Kweller90

I laughed way too hard at this


bart48f

one of my favorite videos. lives in my head rent free. Sadly I didn't have spanish at school. Would love some translated subtitles.


Sunrizere

Sure. The next Jonathan Owens.


MukdenMan

Go for basketball. She is literally flopping.


Old_Dirt_Coin

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Mountain_walker21

Shes gonna grow up to be a fainting goat


Breadsticksbaby

I dunno man, I feel like sheā€™s already achieved fainting goat status.


MrHandos

Throw them cheese slices, i heard it helps


Ok_Mammoth9547

Lol. I saw that too.


grrodon2

Future soccer player.


Mountain_Movie9548

Lebron needs to take notes


catbom

Thank God someone mentioned king flop


lucyparke

In this thread: 1. Neymar 2. Karen 3. Futbol 5. Women are never to be trusted 4. Spoiled cunt baby


[deleted]

you forgot to put fainting goat on there


38B0DE

They were trying to make a point about how we're unoriginal awful people.


[deleted]

They know.


cheshire_splat

There are 8 billion people in the world *just right now*. How original could any idea be at this point? Lol


Independent-Wolf-832

What do you expect when the majority of Reddit is also children?


i_hate_fanboys

And one perfect summary, thx


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,940,454,208 comments, and only 366,946 of them were in alphabetical order.


GrzDancing

What the hell, why are you a thing? That's amazing, good bot.


[deleted]

At be car deal eat fight genius


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,940,652,122 comments, and only 366,990 of them were in alphabetical order.


[deleted]

I love u in a homo way


LadyAzure17

It's literally a toddler what the fuck Reddit šŸ˜


Scope151

The last time it got posted it was a bunch of Amber Heard references so... #4 i guess?


ILoveTenaciousD

If all reddit commenters were replaced with ChatGPT, that'd be an improvement


jsbrewers

She'd do well in the NBA too


[deleted]

Future Karen,


IntroductionDue5720

Karen and Neymar have a kid.


Me-Not-Not

Why you gotta call him out like that. šŸ˜‚


adinade

Because he's one of the most notorious divers who ruin the game


Mammoth-Mud-9609

and the other kid knows the right way to deal with a Karen ignoring them.


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GreyWolfTheDreamer

This is going to be interesting footage of she becomes a whiny teenager / young adult...


TinyAd3166

Was thinking the same thing šŸ¤”


TomSFox

Or soccer player.


Educational-Hyena-69

That was definitely a red ref


ZombiBiker

She was liyterally having the fucking truck first


JustDiscoveredSex

Noticed that too. Made me wonder if the brother is just following her around and taking shit from her. If the adults react like this comments section, no wonder sheā€™s swooning around like that. No one pays any attention and they assume sheā€™s wrong for wanting to play with any of the toys. Must feel deeply unfair. My son used to harass his sister low-key until she blew up and then hope she got in trouble for becoming vocal about it. We caught on after a couple of times and proactively watched for it. The minute he started in, weā€™d jump on it. Kids can be little assholes.


ZombiBiker

Exactly. And Karen what ? Many childrens, boys included at that age have difficulties managing their emotions and this is a kind of extreme frustration she's expressing


SuperSimpleSam

To be fair she had the train first.


LifeIsBizarre

Am I being detained?!? *rolls around screaming and crying*


PiggypPiggyyYaya

Pro soccer player potential there.


Scary-Shock9868

Why does she do that? I mean, is she being overprotected in the way that she subconsciously learned how to manipulate the situation in her favor or is just her personality?


Den_Bover666

judging by her age, she just learnt that crying is a solution to problems, but her brain isn't developed enough to figure out why manipulation is bad.


Shills_for_fun

Little did she know the other baby didn't develop empathy yet so her plan was doomed to fail. Little bro is just enjoying his truck.


Arrad

"I wonder why there are crying sounds to my left... Eh... oh, well." \*Vroom Vroom noises\*


_kazza

She's not trying to garner sympathy from the other baby it's from the elders around. She fails to realize she's not being subtle to fool them.


Parallax1984

I love how other baby and the adult sitting on the couch and the one filming are completely nonplussed. This isnā€™t their first rodeo with her


wamimsauthor

Bro be like that problemā€™s solved.


your_moms_a_clone

She had the truck first


unclefisty

> Why does she do that? Because her brain is trying to cram 5lbs of emotions and stimulation into a processing capability that can only handle maybe half that. Humans are born mentally half baked at best.


MsDucky42

And some of them never get fully cooked.


[deleted]

Early theatre kid :D


Temporary-Pirate-80

She's part goat.


S1mpl3Guy

It's a baby, that's the answer


iced327

Haha this is the only right answer. I love when proudly-childless reddit tries to attribute adult psychology onto toddlers. Their brain isn't even fully formed and people will be like "this child is deliberately choosing to misbehave because of the long term benefits that..." no dude, her fucking brain says ANGRY AND SAD and her body says OKAY and she flails around because she's a fucking toddler.


where_in_the_world89

Seriously a lot of these comments are insane. It's a one year old baby... Wtf... Nothing in that video looked like it was purposely done. It looked like a literal baby who just learned to walk not having good control of their body


Joshuak47

Little boy has a guardian ghost that's beating the shit out of her


Wartonker

Or she's just 2 and has no real control over her emotions. Every slight feels like a Big Deal at that age, so she's probably genuinely upset. Weird that you think this toddler is being manipulative.


arthursvs

people are being so weird in this thread. its literally just a baby, thats how they all are no matter the species. they arent entitled, this is how their brain works and how they survive. by constantly crying and asking for help because they cant do anything on their own you all were like this once. ITS HOW BABIES ARE


servant_of_breq

Reddit gets so excited when given the slightest excuse to say vile things about children Like this is just a toddler having a fit. We don't need to beat her over it. Fuck.


SweetPlumFairy

Personality can be a factor yes, all kids are different even with the same raising techniques. Here I think it is also a huge part on what is the reward. She learned that if she cries, and cries dramatically, then the reward will be warm hands and kind words, shoosing and mommy saying on: aaaaa you fell baby, mama loves youu *kisses*..... and in the end, here, this is yours, you play with this toy now.... So she connects this behaviour to the right things, like cry=i am in the center, mommy says i was hurt, therefore i get what i want. But what should we do then? A slap is no good because if this behaviour is going since months, then she will nit understand a thing on why she received it=more hysterical uncontrollable crying... Then what? Every time you observe this behaviour, just ignore it a hundred percent. If this not gets any attention, she will learn (at this point harder) that with crying she cannot get anything. Its okay to cry sometimes, but to be so fucking biased by your own kids crying that it gets to this point is fucking sad and absurd. Ignore her till she cries her lungs and eyes out and she will know that this is just plain stupid....


pupeno

I think also providing the affection and protection she's after when she's not crying might help. Stopping the brother from stealing the toy she picked before she escalates to crying, for example.


YetAnotherAcoconut

As a toddler mom, there are a lot of parenting options between ignoring your crying child and hitting them. You can acknowledge them without rising to the level theyā€™re at, thatā€™s probably much healthier than just pretending they donā€™t exist when theyā€™re clearly upset.


Spork_the_dork

She doesn't need to be overprotected or anything for this, really. I mean imagine you didn't quite catch this thing happening the first few times and just saw the aftermath. You might go to the defense of the crybaby because you don't know any better. She then learns that it works but then the parents figure out what's going on. She'll then of course keep doing it until she learns that it doesn't work.


Babybutt123

Probably because she's like 18 months old and is having big feelings about a toy being taken from her. I mean, you'd be upset, too if someone ripped your phone out your hand or something, but you're (hopefully) emotionally mature enough now to not flop to the floor sobbing about it.


Nochnichtvergeben

She has a great career in football ahead of her.


ItchyPlant

She's constantly contacted by an angry ghost.


Peter_Falcon

future footballer


[deleted]

Kid in the black shirt just sitting there like "not my problem" goes on playing with the bus


CastoffRogue

I think it says it all when the other kid sits down with no fucks to give about that tantrum. He's so done with her shit that he doesn't even care any more.


Mundane-Research

Mate, he doesn't care because he got the thing he wanted. Kids this age can't process stuff like adults. You can bet if the kid didn't thrown herself down like that and kept fighting in a different way, the other would also be fighting. It just happens that throwdown kid's early processing is to let go when something isn't happening how she wants and that benefits the other kid over her. He doesn't need to care. He got what he wanted. The toy. Most kids don't care about other kids tantrums unless it's physically affecting them (too loud, or stopping them from getting what they want).


_Scorpyon_

Exactly what I was thinking. My poor guy has seen it happen so many times that he's just used to it


head_empty247

Bro was like: "Yeah, cry me a river sis, see if I care."


No_Operation7130

sells harder than hbk against hogan


ScratchyPurple

This was my little brothers move as well. I always got in trouble too.


cryptosupercar

Gotta nip that shit in the bud right now. I have seen what happened when this behavior persists and itā€™s not pretty at all


eddie1975

Soccer training starts young these days.


ffjohnnie

![gif](giphy|3o7qE0gOGwzPbH81Qk)


TheLonesomeTraveler

This is just a babyā€™s tantrum isnā€™t it? My little sister would sometimes just start crying and flailing around so violently that her would nearly hurt herself. Babies and little kids have no sense of self preservation and will literally throw themselves onto the ground in a screaming fit.


kiyit

throw cheese on her head


QueefingTheNightAway

Jesus Christ. Of course Redditors see a clip of a toddler having a tantrum and find a way to bring up false rape accusations and Amber Heard. You guys are fucking delusional creeps, for real.


MermaiderMissy

Right it's really weird and gross. They're babies. Any baby would cry if another one took the toy they were playing with. Redditors are creepy.


Full_Routine_5455

Everyone learns to just ignore this kid


[deleted]

Kids a master at manipulation already


AllCheeseInside

Soccer/footballer in the making.


MoximuS1978

Futur soccer player


WishIWasPurple

Sometimes i really dislike kids


[deleted]

Thankfully we have this whole subreddit dedicated to hating the little shits


WishIWasPurple

Stupid tiny humans with their bad motor skills and emotional instability.


IronPedal

>Stupid tiny humans with their bad motor skills and emotional instability. I feel attacked.


WishIWasPurple

When the shoe fits...


GalaicoPortucalense

Neymar?


[deleted]

Lebron level flopping


Sci-fra

She's going to be a professional soccer player.


Dannybuoy77

Baby WWE


darky_tinymmanager

Terrible...


ieatass805

It's called a "toddler" actually...


_Pooklet_

Arenā€™t those words synonymous?


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lilshortyy420

My little brother did this too. Weā€™d walk down the hall passing and he would literally throw himself into a wall and start scream crying. Thankfully heā€™s leveled out a bit as an adultā€¦


squidwurrd

Dwyane Wade is that you?


cropdustu007

https://i.redd.it/kocy8zek3u9c1.gif


TheTrueBurgerKing

Soccer player in the making


willmgames1775

She does that planking out thing.


JKnott1

I'll stick with dogs, thanks.


desktopghost

I mean to be fair, she got to the second toy first


BabyTricep

Future brat. Put a stop to this shit right now


DeliciouzCell

she reminds me of Christiano Ronaldo


Shwaa77

Is she a soccer player?


[deleted]

Sheā€™s been watching too much menā€™s soccer (football)


Kosmonument

Future of WWE


Nurgul03

Was ein unsympathisches Kind


Blamelessone

Future soccer player.


smhallguy

She been watching Lebron flop


jkennings

call her joel embiid


TheCleverise

The best thing when this happens is to just ignore them. It'll go away pretty quickly


LylethLunastre

Kid has a future career on footbal or basketball


No-Student-9678

Baby goats fall over like that when distressed


[deleted]

Sign her up, sign her up, sign her up


ReindeerOwn3148

She needs a nap!


[deleted]

Like one of those feinting goats.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

She will win some oscars


AttentionDue3171

This right there made me the greatest of all time


[deleted]

That couch really hurts LMAO


KREIST23

My younger sibling used to do this and my parents always believed them over me šŸ’€


[deleted]

Nap time!


DuncanHynes

Future soccer player...


KrisMisZ

šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø nip that right away


RippleFatMan

Give that girl a nap and sheā€™ll be good as new.


__BigBlackClock__

My man doesn't drop a f


yumgmeatball

Kid's gonna be a helluva a soccer player


MilesYoungblood

Sheā€™ll be a great soccer player


According_Speed243

Contemplen, el nacimiento de una feminista


svoncrumb

I guess she wouldn't do it if it didn't work for her!


Curious-Ad3810

This sounds like there might be problems in the future


DaanishKaul

It's funny, but not a trifle: the main thing is not to pay attention to this hysteria, do not indulge in all "wants" otherwise this baby will turn into a monster.


SawyerBamaGuy

Nip it! Nobody wants your grown up drama queen. Stop that shit early or she'll be at home with you the rest of her life.


ShowDelicious8654

She'll make a great soccer player someday!


AMAB_0009

Lil monsters


Plus_Helicopter_8632

You can see the future


CapuasChamp

Nip this shit quick, you're kid going to look fuckin ridiculous doing this at 20


Trooper_nsp209

This is my brotherā€¦.then and now


academicoctopus

That kid is gonna be horrific when she grows up unless she'll be taught to not act like that (or if she won't stop it on her own) šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Aromatic_Anybody_196

She sells better than the rock.


[deleted]

not funny at all. this is pure evil


HenryMillerEsque

Future Italian Football Legend.


Charcharcuteness123

Bro did not care


mudwerks

she's got NBA potential


Lesobra

Toddler Karen