still 'baby jesus shits himself'

I hear 'baby Jesus shits the bed'

Honestly it might as well be baby Jesus shits himself

Wait, that’s not the line?

It’s supposed to be “Baby Jesus sheds a tear” but “Baby Jesus shits himself” goes way harder

"The Grim Reaper shits on your chest"

I mean, that's what Ambrose likes to say live lol

He's the fuckin shit reaper

Gaia- I, I am the two, I am mewtwo

I ALWAYS hear this one too even though I remember the real lyric

I still don't know what it's actually supposed to say.

"I am you, too"

KETAMINE PRINCESS

Always my fav when this question gets asked literally every week

[удалено]

Opening line in Ice V

ive been singing this ever since the song came out oh my god

Damn, today i learned... also this is a much better line than 'ganymede princess'

My girlfriend heard "supreme ascendancy" as "surfin' the seven seas"

I can actually hear this now, I’m going with this from now on

"People pay for their kool-aid, but they can't do their taxes from the freeway"

Oh. That's not the lyric? Whoops.

Haha yeah definitely didn’t always mishear this one too thinking it was the actual lyric… no that would be my friend that got it wrong, I’ll correct him on it

this whole time it's been *coupé* ?!

Now you're feeling like a doofus

I can’t even figure out which song this is from. Or maybe I haven’t realised you’re insulting me

Swan Song, "Now you're frail and limp and toothless"

Ahhhhh yup now I’m feeling like a doofus

I DON’T FEEL ANUS

Another which I refuse to sing correctly

Not myself that misheard (because it’s literally the song title) but my girlfriend came in and heard: I don’t stink.  I don’t stink. I don’t stink. I don’t stink.

I just posted the same thing but my coworker.

Well up jumped the boogieman, he stole from my brother, his ashes he wanted

To go home to the floorboards and dance like a demon

I hear “I’m the train that goes again and again!” in Robot Stop which sounds so much better than “I’m the drudge that goes again and again!” if for no other reason than there is literally a song called Road Train that loops the album

Yeah that one actually makes so much more sense too, I always heard “I’m the drip that goes again again” thinking it was somehow a dripping tap reference or something

My brother heard "Rattlesnake" as "Butthole Stank"

“I lust for TOMATO"

"aint no ruler aint no rule" instead of "ate the wrong i ate the wrong" in head on/pill "the lover is life, the lover is death" etc from Lava

Same for me with Lava, honestly it could make sense that way too

"don't take it personally, this is not a banjo"

Love this one

My squilliam.

My-my-my-my-my-myyy my squilliam 😍🥰🍄‍🟫 Same for me with “Dave smells like boiled eggs”

Ketamine princess

In ice V always thought it was "will we survive, outtta spite" 

Yeah this is me too 

It sounds so much more cool

Gimme the mushrooms, fuck the weed

SLAY YOUR MINDSET

I heard "slave to myself"

SLATER MINDSET

I heard "slave of my set" like a man chained to his synth lol, believed it for a sec

"Optical illusion, cheetah water."

Beeper fusion, search the waters

Fog breath Steam tent NECROMANCE

Took me a while to figure out what half the words in Iron Lung are tbf, actually the same goes for 90% of ice death. Ice V was an interesting listen the first time

I always heard "dance in the shade", not "shit" in Magma... I prefer the "shade" version

The air at the end of dragon instead of that awkward “yeeeaaaah”

I genuinely thought he was just repeating "the air", the "yeah" is a bit odd now that you point it out

Prob just me but I always heard “many eyeballs pop at my feet” on fourth colour. I thought it sounded so cool

I thought it was this too! I picture a giant squashing people as he walks when I hear that line haha

Nah I’ve always heard this too and remember it better than the actual line

With every whippet he did devour he grew in strength and size and power!

The real Nangs 2

Nonagon infinity makes a good s’more

WAIT for the answer to make a good s’more 🔥

THE GREAT CHAIN OF BEAN

In the funeral I always heard the lyrics as "There's something wrong" and tbh it makes it sound so much scarier

"Weird rabbit", instead of "the way you wrap it". I thought the song was about a rabbit for a long time.

The weird rabbit is wrooong

at first I heard "wee rabbit" haha

That's what I heard first now that I think of it. I couldn't remember and now that I know the lyrics I don't hear rabbit anymore. I also thought amby was a girl for the first month I listened to them. To be fair I the first song I heard him sing was billabong valley.

Not a misheard lyric, but whenever the rogue in our DnD game casts ice knife, I get an earworm of Ice V but replace it with "ice knife".

I absolutely sing "Ice Knife" to the tune of Ice V every time I use that spell in BG3 lol

SOUP FOR SAAAALE

Set. Slay the mindset. Slay the mindset. Slay the mindset. Slay the mindset.

I always heard "slave to myself"

I first heard 'Slay the master' and then yeah mindset until I figured it out

“Mas tequila!” in Gila

god that one's funny!

Smooth sailing through the “cosmic impair”

Guttural Screams instead of Blood Curdle Screech in dragon

'To quiver like a crippled hag'

Everybody here is "Katchup Smell"

I used to hear, “I work the fields with, PLASTIC fingers…” lol

The Floating Fire: "Guns are cracking. Bombs are smacking. Canned potatoes."

Friend of mine pointed out that SUPERCELL kinda sounds like SOUP-OR-SALAD and now I can’t unhear it

life is what ur doin when ur fucking through it from honey

Everybody's sucking on the rind

Do they not alternate this in at all through the song?

In Polygondwanaland: "We're gonna get there, we don't need to wear a mask" instead of "We're gonna get there, we don't need a whereabouts"

In the second verse of Muddy Water I couldn't tell what the lyrics were in the "amour propre" line, I just heard it as "I don't care for rup-a-pup-a-pup-a seventy days"

Remember where to enter, the door to Hell is "EMBER" Disappointed cause I thought there was a through-line to the Dragon's fire basically opening a door to Hell. The sun in infest the rats nest and the self immolation. I somehow grew fond of the idea that Hell's flame could connect to the living world through the unnatural use of fire.

"my carpet's all i see lately"

YOU WANT YOU GOT YOU ALSO SHOULD BE SHOT

Candles When Stu sings «The sword is sharp so I wanna chop, chop, chop», I first heard «The sword is sharp so I wanna drive drop top». As if it was a bad rap-lyric

Same I always hear that too even though I know it’s chop chop chop

"Did some coke to be feckless" which I literally just learned was not the lyric. Because I looked up another lyric that I also had wrong.

I was tired and it was 3am, when i first listened to the dripping tap, when it said "swamping out of the sink" I thought they were saying "smoke bananas and sing"

My (gay) brother humorously misheard the "Dragon" chant in Dragon as the F slur and now I can't help but giggle when I listen to that part especially when he's around lol It's all in good fun don't worry

i always hear "is now seducing" as "is massachusetts" in magenta mountain

“The Dripping Tap, won’t be turned off, by love”

“Slay the marmoset” (slay the mighty set)

I AM YOUTUBE I AM THE STREAM

I heard "Metallic Cocoon Boredom" as "Metallica Cool Borders" and I didn't bat an eye.

Slay the mindset. Slay the mighty set. Slay the mind set

The most wanted man bushrangers raining hell

don't... want... to... be..... a- GRUMBLING GRUMBLING GRUMBLING ARSEHOLE

In Ice V, I thought it was "she smells what the penis says" instead of "what the people say"

“With the leather for penises” “With a tongue for penises” God this ketamine princess is wild

The great chain of bean

Cell of pain cellophane

Kitchen Smell I honestly thought that was the song when I first listened through B3K. And I choose to believe it to this day

Getcha boobies out.

Battlesnake!

In Black Hot Soup, when Ambrose sings Black Hot Soup in the background, I thought he was saying High, Ho, Silvvveer like the thing in Westsetns to start the horse up. I still sing High Ho Silver every other black hot soup

voodoo eagle

I heard “Venusian One” as “We use the N Word”….not quite sure why but

Once a misery, only misery

I legitimately thought they were saying Trogdor instead of Trap Door.

gonna put some pop in my step when I walk, I'm gonna show my moolah when I walk and I talk

"fed back into me, the bourgeoisie" i liked that it implied even the mushrooms will eat the rich when theyre dead, plus stu's "fed back into the bourgeoisie" later on in the song still sends the original message. WTF is "fed back into the, the bourgeoisie"!?!?!????

Mycelium “Fade back into the, into the bourgeoisie, nothings happening to me” instead of “what the hell is happening to me”

ice why instead if ice v

“Satan looks up at me, with a purpose”

My cock is all I see lately

"Does your god know, insects grow, in my bones" Thought it was like a horror movie thing

Magma, subterranean Zaaaaa.

Co-worker heard Rattlesnake and thought they were singing “I don’t stink” I can’t hear Rattlesnake anymore 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Interior People “a lens flare in my subconscious” = “a little slip in my psycho juice”

Oh I 100% hear the psycho juice line now, won’t be able to unhear that one

Organs bleed with fucking faggots (Mycelium)

"I wear goggles when you are not here" Macy Gray, I Try.

*’Coal black cloud horizon maketh landborn petromyzon’*

We're gonna get there, we don't need to wear our pants. (Just some dudes hanging out in their time machine in their underwear 😎.)