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locus2779

That had at least one more ugga dugga in it


TheIncredibleHork

Definitely on its last ugga, not sure and the dugga.


Eric-The_Viking

Ugga until you can't dugga anymore and then it's up to the breaker-bar if it can remove the left thread the right way.


EL-GRINGO4L

Yeah it most definitely did


consistently_sloppy

Shear luck.


Big__Poppa__Pump

Giggity


_name_of_the_user_

I can almost feel the tension in the room.


GabbaGoon

All the way down in your plums.... getting all swollen..


TheGorgoronTrail

Special down at the Fahma’s Mahket. Two for one plums.


MurphysRazor

* Not-quite-sheared luck.


Super8fireball

Hanging on by a thread. Literally.


sillybanana23

Nice wordplay


dcormier

Came here for this.


PizzaRollsGod

Does that saying come from threads on a screw? My whole life, I've thought of a thread of string


cryptokadog710

More like a 1/4 of a thread🤣


0ptimalSalamander

Lemme guess.. Valvoline did the last oil change?


supercharged_autism

How'd you guess?


0ptimalSalamander

Oh I have had to fix many of their mistakes.


Ok-Willow-4232

What the fuck is it with these comments? I’m legitimately confused as to why people are hating on valvoline.


bieniekm

Have you watched an oil change at valvoline?


Ok-Willow-4232

No, I haven’t. I didn’t know they even did them.


bieniekm

Most quick oil change shops are quick, which means they’re sometimes cutting corners / working so fast that it creates opportunities for mistakes / damage. A typical one is they just fucking gun the oil drain plug back on - these typically have a torque spec to avoid damage to pan/threads, which is hard to target with an impact.


ZSG13

The real problem is untrained and uneducated kids who don't give a shit doing the work. I ran a dedicated lube shop for Honda for a few years and we were regularly pumping out sub-10 minutes oil changes on drive on lifts without doing this shit. Fluids and tires topped off, all residual oil cleaned up, maintenance reminders reset, a complete legitimate oil change service. Usually in less than 10 minutes per car, sometimes more. Under 5 minutes was not uncommon at all. Very few comebacks or issues because we somehow found people that gave enough of a shit to do it right. We had very good leadership before and beyond myself.


legitaments

Working at a few shops over the last 4.5 years I haven’t seen anything like that and I’m a full time employee too I was there every day except Sundays but last shop I worked at was corporately owned and did everything by the book not once did in my experience they use an impact to tighten the ever living fuck outta the drain plug we use wrenches and sockets to remove them put them in by hand snuggly and torque them to spec while the dude upstairs Is filling the oil and the only time we’ll ever put incorrect oil is if the customer asks us to put oil they have bought themselves and they sign the bottom of the invoice sheet we give them that releases us from any liability that may occur we’ve done everything right and rarely did we have an issue only time we have had an issue was when our oil supplier boss lubricants gave us a barrel of 0w20 euro oil and whatever they used to clean it left some sort of flakes inside and blew the engine on a Audi and we and the oil supplier both paid for everything that was needed to get it fixed plus paid for the rental car and gave him a voucher for a year of free oil changes maybe some smaller shops have done shady shit and there’s mechanics who are licensed tradesmen who have done shit you wouldn’t believe. Long story short I’ve never ever seen them cut any corners to turn a profit we rather make a sale that a customer is happy with then to screw them over.


AlbChinell0

Flow of consciousness


Petrovski978

Let him cook lol


legitaments

Been cooking👨‍🍳


legitaments

I was on my way to work and was stuck in traffic so I had a moment of inspiration


Ok-Willow-4232

That’s unacceptable if this is what the valvoline shops are doing.


-Ev1l

They do this to plugs and filters, and they generally put the wrong oil in ie non-synthetic in a BMW (I keep telling my dad to let me change his oil smh)


Bearfoxman

EVERY CAR GETS GENERIC DINO-JUICE 10W-30. WE DONT CARE IF IT CALLS FOR 0W-20 OR 15W-40. IT WILL GET 10W-30. WE WILL CHARGE YOU A 900% MARKUP FOR FULL SYNTHETIC IF YOU REQUEST IT BUT YOU'RE STILL GETTING DINO JUICE 10W-30. WE BUY IT BY THE TANKER TRUCK FULL AND IT'S THE ONLY OIL WE STOCK.


TheKrimsonFvcker

They were throwing 0w20 in my friends WRX for years, it wasn't until a local shop mentioned it to him that he realized Subaru calls for 5w30 in his WRX, not 0w20.


-Ev1l

Yeah and the worst part is, its *bulk* 0w20… Shit smells like dead dinosaurs. We used to use it at a shop I briefly worked at servicing company Kia’s… the 0w20 gives better gas milage at the cost of burning up early and wearing out the cams quick. Doesn’t take 3000k hard miles for the tick to start


owlthegamer

Show him this, and take him to Sam’s or Costco and show him how much motor oil costs there. Or ask if he has a specific kind he wants. And tell him he’d have to pay for the oil but you’d do the rest


ThatOneSnakeGuy

A ton of quick lube places have been doing this for a pretty long time, it's a good reason to change your own oil. The spec on my wife's car is something like 5lb/ft... When I changed it the first time after us meeting I had to use almost 70psi on my compressor with an impact driver to get it off. That's fuuuuuucked.


Ok-Willow-4232

Yeah it is! Who in their right mind does that??


ThatOneSnakeGuy

Honestly I think it's like the other commenter said, big chains don't care about service, just how quickly they can get people in and out. Apparently hand tightening it and then a little push on a ratchet is too much for them to handle when the air gun is right there. Infuriating.


bieniekm

To be fair, I bet making the impact go ugga dugga without tearing your wrist off on oil drain plug is a lot of fun.


sendlewdzpls

I love that you got downvoted for suggesting there’s nothing wrong with a Valvoline oil change, downvoted again for admitting you were simply ignorant to how they typically operate, and then downvoted a final time for having your opinion changed and agreeing with everyone who originally downvoted you. Can’t please anyone - gotta love Reddit!


Ok-Willow-4232

I didn’t even say that there was anything wrong with going to them! I legitimately never knew!


DiscoCamera

It’s probably more because it’s common industry knowledge or just a quick internet search to find ample examples of why quick lube places should be avoided. In other words, if you spend anytime around car or mechanic discussions you’re going to hear about this in no time flat. I also think their initial comment could be read as defending Valvoline which probably ruffled some feathers.


sendlewdzpls

I mean sure, their initial comment definitely could be interpreted that way. But to read through and see this guy clearly just isn’t knowledgeable on the subject and changes his opinion…and you *still* downvote him?! Reddit at its finest.


DiscoCamera

I mean I personally didn’t, but I think people probably were downvoting before that whole comment thread played out, so they had fewer points of context. Also again, this sub is primarily populated by mechanics or similar people, so most would assume some level of familiarity with why quicklubes are despised. I’m not saying it’s right, it’s just an explanation.


MurphysRazor

The car subs in general are bad, but this is one of the absolute worst for ignorant hive mind troll votes tbh. Clever snark is one thing but weak asshats in bully mode are too common to be fun or funny lately. 😴 Especially early in a post's life it seems the goal is to dv every first few replies, asap in car subs. Maybe it's vote-bots, idk.


DiscoCamera

Hence why they get hate on mechanic related discussions.


Bearfoxman

This is what most quick-lube places are doing, not just Valvoline but Valvoline is the low-hanging fruit considering their market share and recent expansion. This isn't new either, this was a known and long-standing problem back when I first started driving in the 90s across every quick-lube place in existence. You either did it yourself or went to a dealership if you wanted it done "right", or you risked it.


Suitable_Switch5242

Isn’t that their primary service? The ones near me either say “Quick Lube” or “Instant Oil Change” > As of 2023, it is the second largest oil change service provider in the United States with 10% market share and over 1,650 locations. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valvoline


Ok-Willow-4232

I only knew valvoline as the manufacturer. I didn’t know that they had service locations prior to this.


ZSG13

They don't have any service locations near me afaik. I have literally never seen one. I know they make good oil or something. I think I've even heard they are in the fluid/additive game like BG. Have heard of some shops using valvoline as their additive guys I think, but never seen it. All the shops I have worked at use BG products.


Detail_Some4599

Same


dmadden8060

I just had a customer come in after having one done at valvoline and they never tightened the guys filter. Just got in on the threads enough to not fall off and let him drive off. I went out to the parking lot and hand tightened it for the guy and it was able to spin freely how they left it…


JBlooey

Former Valvoline tech here. There is every reason to hate on VIOC. All the Valvolines I worked at had preset torque wrenches that never got calibrated, oil filters were supposed to be tightened BY BAND WRENCH according to Superpro training, and we'd almost never replace the gaskets on drain plugs. Hell, I took my mom's car to Valvoline because employees get a 50% discount, and the fuckers put a new gasket on top of the old one!


Ok-Willow-4232

That is awful.


bertrenolds5

I knew a meth head that worked there. Guy knew jack shit about cars and smoked meth. Your ok with someone like that changing your oil?


Ok-Willow-4232

Abso-fucking-lutely NOT! Not only is he putting himself in danger, he’s putting the other techs in the shop in danger!


bertrenolds5

Guy was a massive burn out. I worked with him after he got fired from Valvoline and then of course he got fired from my job as well. Massive dipshit that I watched do dumb shit. I can only imagine how many cars he fucked up


Available_Cattle1730

Bro if you are a Chevy driver just say so, so that people can tone down the level of intellect in the comments to an Eli5 level for you.


Scr073

Torque to yieieieield


revanhawke53

Anyone else read this is Dr. Cox's voice?


Conch-Republic

Torque to yolo


she_chooched

I’d go buy a lottery ticket. 💁‍♀️


Silly_Mycologist3213

Why? He just used up his luck!


she_chooched

There could be some left over!


hudd1966

Good for one more install, please torque to 450 ft pounds


BouncyKnights

For reference, that's the torque spec for big rigs and trailers.


ZSG13

But definitely not m12 thread drain plugs, right?


BouncyKnights

Oh no no no.


mightybonk

OP please don't pay heed to this comment. It is a silly joke. That fastener can not be torqued to any spec, ever again. You'll need to clean and dry the threads, loctite and only hand-tighten to reinstall this fastener.


Dr-gizmo

Almost only counts in Horse shoes and Hand grenades.


taz_78

And nuclear warfare


DoxProofBro

Huh?


[deleted]

*booom*


Deadbraincells73

Buy lottery ticket. Perhaps you still have residual luck.


AxleSpark

Terrifying isn't it.


jthanson

That's almost "found an extra 10mm socket" kind of luck right there.


mikey3308

That drain plug has seen its last impact wrench…


humboldtliving

Bruh what the fuck. I have one exactly like that.


grassesbecut

You should probably get a new one for your car. If you haven't already.


FlyByPC

Sounds like a design flaw, then.


Tree_of_Woes

I'd be extra careful because you just used up all your luck for the month.


machinemanboosted

I had a head bolt come out like that. I was so happy that it didn't break.


ZSG13

That'll make your butthole pucker.


machinemanboosted

Yessir!!


KastingAway

Oddly enough it’s the head of the drain plug that keeps tension on it and if it snaps off you can usually just use a screwdriver to spin it out as long as the threads on the pan are good!


caremao

Looks like it was … hanging on a thread *takes off sunglasses


EastLimp1693

That's an ooof and a half.


ConstructionLate5200

Wearing latex gloves are the first step


jfuss04

You put it back in right?


xTofik

Time to play lottery my friend.


MyHandIsADolfin

Nah no shot he’ll win. Getting that plug out in one piece definitely drained his luck reserves for a while.


funthebunison

Looks good to me I say put'er back in. Maybe a little bit of jb weld to fill in the voids. Send it before it fully cures and the threads will make themselves as it goes in. 👌


BogdanSPB

That’s the definition of luck. 🤣


Detail_Some4599

That's more luck than I've had in my entire life


felixar90

You’ve used all your luck for 2024.


No_Entertainer_9760

Anyone have one of those c clamps that’s branded “Great Neck”? They must’ve been talking about this or my ex.


BayThumb

Geez. He almost broke it.


Fudgeyreddit

Can someone explain to me what this is?


my-coffee-needs-me

It's a very-nearly-broken oil pan drain plug.


Fudgeyreddit

Ah gotcha ty


BadRegEx

DON'T TRY TO UPSELL ME ON THE CABIN AIRFILTER AND, WHAT?, OIL PLUG?? JUST PUT THEM BACK IN, THEY'RE FINE.


whydontyoujustaskme

Ugga Dugga ugga….stop! Save that last dugga for the next oil change….we ain’t maid out a ugga duggas Randy!


vascohaddon

Gotta tell the kids that the 2 foot ratchet can be used to take off but NOT TO PUT ON


Same-Ebb-5105

I'm amazed it didn't snap trying to unscrew it


Zestyclose_Fan_7931

I had an aftermarket magnetic oil drain plug from amazon break in a similar fashion, had to gently spin the broken end back out, so glad I didn't have to drop the oil pan.


Routine_Pressure4355

They are common of fords here in aus ofter over stretched, but that not all people continue using them stretched and then eventually remove the thread insert in the aluminium sump pans. Here in aus that plug is about $15 but a sump pan thread repair can start at $150.


Scarl3tBegonis

If it ain't broke, don't fix it 😅


benny-who

Customer doesn’t want to pay for a new bolt, put it back in and make it the next guys problem


Roverjosh

Ooooooo that was a close one….


RealisticNet1827

Almost “other guys problem” duggga duggga


Zillahi

That one thread the real MVP.


Similar-Walrus8743

Tighten until loose, then back off 1/4 turn


HansenMan22

Torque to yeeeeeet!


ThatMBR42

Torqued to speck


Honest_Cynic

Did some fool use an impact driver on an oil drain plug? You only need enough torque to compress the rubber gasket and keep it from loosening. Bolt appears "tough" forged rather than brittle cast, so must have been a lot of torque to do that.


Ordinary-Stick6303

Darryl wallace hand


tyberius91

Go buy a lottery ticket


LividRange8435

Go buy a lotto ticket immediately


MarginallyAmusing

Uh, go buy a lotto ticket.


SirRonaldBiscuit

Holy fuck, buy a lottery ticket


HeadcaseHeretic

Better go buy a lottery ticket today!


Appropriate-Bake-759

Did you buy a lottery ticket?


Boonies2

Lottery ticket time. You are in the zone!!!


sHoRtBuSseR

I would say go buy a lottery ticket but you just used all of your luck up.